BeautifullySleepDeprivedhide bio
 Hi there. Call me Susan. (I don't like lying so I'm gonna tell you now, that's not my real name...I just prefer to be called it.) I was born April 21st. (One of THE greatest birthdays to have..just think about it.) My humor is dry and more or less-- deranged. I'm obsessed with Evanescence and I hate incorrect grammar. Moving on. My favorite anime is Naruto, though I do enjoy a bit of Death Note. But mostly Naruto. (Yeah, I'm a Narutard-DEALS WITH IT.) Character I'm most like is probably Hidan, personality and potty mouth wise--AND HE NOW IS DEFINATELY MY FAVORITE CHARACTER. Then comes Kakuzu, Sasori, Sasuke and Naruto. (Though I change my mind a lot...so it'll probably be different next week.) And pretty much the entire fucking Akatsuki. Also, I PROMISE sooner or later I WILL post something up here...I'm just sort of...busy/distracted/lazy/indecisive/unmotivated and everything inbetween. Yeah. I will get around to making this more detailed, I'm just short on time right now and this was pretty much impulsive. HOOORAY. |
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Naruto Lawliet: A Shinigami's Heir by Starry-Inkwell reviews
Rated M to be safe. Upon breathing his last breath Minato utters a single plea, never expecting to be heard. Likewise, L never expected to be a parent. Watch as Naruto gets caught in the middle of a war between the Shinigami and Kami. Edit: Abandoned, up for adoption. Contact if interested.
Crossover - Naruto & Death Note - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,730 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 3/23 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Naruto U., L - Complete
Second Chances by enzhe reviews
Naruto disappeared. Minato found him (12 years too late). Gritty modern AU. COMPLETE.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Suspense - Chapters: 42 - Words: 251,961 - Reviews: 1073 - Favs: 1,253 - Follows: 1,296 - Updated: 11/3/2018 - Published: 10/30/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Hinata H., Minato N. - Complete
Behind Closed Doors Edited by DianneRose2016 reviews
Ok my story has finally been finished with editing and i changed rather a lot of the story. It's still the same plot just more detail. Same warnings Abuse, Kidnapping, Torture, Pain Nit suitable for under the age of 13 etc. Kakashi and Sasuke parental
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Mystery - Chapters: 17 - Words: 77,176 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 1/19/2017 - Published: 8/11/2010 - Sasuke U., Kakashi H. - Complete
A Cruel Hand Dealt by DragonofFernweh reviews
Deidara doesn't live the life of a saint. He knows how cold the world can be, how malicious a person can become, and he's suffering firsthand a heinous act from two people meant to be his allies. How does Deidara win a game dealt so strongly against him? With anger, determination, and perhaps someone with a little more experience.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 31,210 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 1/16/2017 - Published: 5/11/2011 - Deidara, Obito U. - Complete
Rewrite by M. B. Lewis reviews
Being raised by the single man he calls "dad", who seems to hate his guts, is Naruto's personal hell. When one day a bastard of a transfer student insists they're friends, he's even forced to question his own sanity. Things spiral out of control. That he constantly feels like he's being watched doesn't help either. Warning: rape, mentions of abuse, violence, spoilers for the manga
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 44 - Words: 281,351 - Reviews: 617 - Favs: 445 - Follows: 456 - Updated: 4/23/2016 - Published: 6/15/2011 - [Naruto U., Sasuke U.] - Complete
Divine Love by Alrye reviews
Arranged marriages aren't only for mortals. No, even Gods and Demons are subjected to the same form of torture. For one godling, their future husband is anything but what they wanted. After running away, can this godling find love or be forced to marry?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 148,263 - Reviews: 598 - Favs: 744 - Follows: 673 - Updated: 10/5/2015 - Published: 4/3/2011 - [Sasuke U., Naruto U.] - Complete
Crack Whims by firefly reviews
Odd pairings. Whimsical humour. Somewhat disturbing scenarios. It's what you'll find here in this collection of crack drabbles.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 31,415 - Reviews: 1466 - Favs: 1,318 - Follows: 767 - Updated: 6/22/2015 - Published: 1/1/2008
Keep Awake by Good Luck Mode reviews
"It's been three days, un. Three days since the world went to hell." Deidara and the rest of the Akatsuki are some of the few survivors of a world wide zombie apocolypse. M for gore, violence and Hidan's language. Light Shonen Ai only.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,320 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 5/2/2015 - Published: 9/3/2010 - Akatsuki
Mercy For the Merciless Series by Little Kunai reviews
Hidan and Hinata are bound together by an act of cruelty and an act of kindness
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 32,745 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 1/8/2015 - Published: 1/2/2011 - Hinata H., Hidan - Complete
What lies within by CharmedSasuke101 reviews
NARU/SASU sasuke and naruto are two different people. sasuke's an outcast and naruto's the popular jock. these two hate each other, but what happens when these two are paired up and both thier dark secrets are revealed. warnings inside.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 33 - Words: 236,741 - Reviews: 603 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 310 - Updated: 11/22/2013 - Published: 6/10/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
The Solution by Hitoko-sama reviews
Sasuke's one wish has been to restore his clan, a dream made impossible by the unnerving fact he's gay. However Madara offers a solution that helps not only the youngest Uchiha, but the older as well. SasuNaru Yaoi. Mpreg and non-consensual moments
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 77,300 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 556 - Follows: 484 - Updated: 9/20/2013 - Published: 12/19/2010 - [Naruto U., Sasuke U.] Kabuto Y., Obito U. - Complete
Aduro: Odi et Amo by Fury of the Night reviews
Revision! When Raito gains victory as Kira, he takes L prisoner as an example of what happens to those that stand in his way. However, as L's captivity lengthens Raito finds himself unable to kill his once dangerous adversary. Non-con, dark-fic
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 39,868 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 8/29/2013 - Published: 10/30/2009 - Light Y., L
Raising Ravens by rabid behemoth reviews
To Sasuke, the line between reality and imagination was a lot like blood in water. Ever since that sunny day he lost his parents, he never could separate all the pieces. [AU, Sasuke-centric, KakaSasu-ish]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Supernatural - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,799 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 7/19/2013 - Published: 12/27/2010 - Sasuke U., Itachi U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Dreaming of Screaming by NuclearGorgeous reviews
Itachi interrupts Sasuke's peaceful sleep for selfish reasons. ItaSasu. Non-con in later chapters.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,201 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 7/18/2013 - Published: 3/14/2011 - Itachi U., Sasuke U.
Lessons To Be Learned by smartcat reviews
You would think growing up would have an effect on a certain Blonde and Raven haired Uchiha. Think again. Those two may have PhDs but apparently, it proves nothing. Genius Professors, Moronic People. SasuNaru back in original form
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 152,909 - Reviews: 1201 - Favs: 759 - Follows: 874 - Updated: 6/24/2013 - Published: 12/19/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Puppeteer's Game by XxAngry-Evil-PoptartsxX reviews
He took me, and now things will never be the same. Definitely not for me. Rated M for sexual themes, violence and other dark themes,
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,666 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 5/6/2013 - Published: 11/22/2009 - Sakura H., Sasori - Complete
Smile by Repeated Love Song reviews
Naruto would have never guessed that an innocent dare to make the grim Sasuke Uchiha smile would lead to a struggle to keep him doing so. NaruSasu AU college years.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 255,762 - Reviews: 1362 - Favs: 1,164 - Follows: 1,025 - Updated: 3/19/2013 - Published: 6/27/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Gives you Hell by The Crack Fairy reviews
Hidan, a successful writer, has to face a fate worse than death: meet his ex boyfriend at a high school reunion. But don't worry, he has a plan... KakuHidan, AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 41,396 - Reviews: 395 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 2/19/2013 - Published: 10/16/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Smutty Shorts by Sashocirrione reviews
A collection of shorts that I felt could not stand alone as separate fics. Each chapter is a complete fic. Some chapters extremely gross, violent, etc.; see warnings inside each. Varied pairings.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 30,043 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 2/4/2013 - Published: 3/6/2011 - Light Y., L - Complete
Hidan, or, the man of your dreams by Shipped-Teacup reviews
Kaori, the Akatsuki's surgeon, and dream nymphomaniac, has as interest a certain foul-mouthed Jashinist. Problem is, she never tells him. So when he enters the infirmary, sickened, Kaori's too evil to keep herself from traumatizing the poor man. HidanxOc
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,677 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/8/2013 - Published: 1/18/2011 - Hidan, Akatsuki - Complete
White Rabbit by Kazoopernatural reviews
ON HIATUS! After getting in an argument with Kakuzu, Hidan starts to wonder what's up with a certain red eyed, white rabbit that he's been seeing lately. He starts to connect the rabbit with bad luck after being kidnapped, and later finding out he's..PREGNANT? YAOI. RAPE/ABUSE TRIGGER WARNING
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 13 - Words: 33,726 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 12/22/2012 - Published: 4/14/2011 - Hidan, Kakuzu
Can't stop feeling by Eisfuchs reviews
Sasuke knew he made a mistake at that time. Thus should be happy to get another chance winning his best friend back, right? Wrong, because he was quite sure the last time they met, said friend has been a dude without...boobs... AU SasuFemNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 35,402 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 363 - Updated: 12/12/2012 - Published: 5/29/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruko U.
Oh Sh t! by Akira-kun reviews
"My life was perfectly fine until Kyuubi decided I'm gay, in love with Sasuke, and started to play cupid in a freaky way! Who told that crazy demon to mess with my life? And what do Itachi and Akatsuki have to do with all of this?" Lemons. AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 110,228 - Reviews: 363 - Favs: 902 - Follows: 340 - Updated: 9/5/2012 - Published: 6/11/2011 - [Naruto U., Sasuke U.] - Complete
Beastly Nature by Narnar reviews
Naruto fights Sasuke, trying to convince him to be good again. Based on when Sasuke shows up more recently, but twisted and dark. There is an excessive amount of rough rape. SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 25,686 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 8/22/2012 - Published: 5/25/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Naruto In Hell by Scarecrow'sMainFan reviews
The final battle with the Akatsuki ended the war, but killed Naruto and everyone he loved. By some cruel twist of fate, everyone but Naruto is sent to Hell. Now Naruto is on a mission to traverse the circles of the Inferno and save his friends.
Crossover - Naruto & Dante's Inferno - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 155,786 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 208 - Updated: 8/16/2012 - Published: 1/2/2011 - Naruto U.
Everything That Makes me Sick by Gaaras-Gothic-Ninja-Sappy-Sue reviews
Naruto hates everything about school and now that he's finally a senior, he's determined to ruin the reputation of every teacher that made his student life a living hell. Starting with butt ugly sticky fingers Orochimaru. Profanity warning.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,302 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 6/17/2012 - Published: 8/31/2010 - Naruto U., Gaara
Awakening desire by akebou reviews
What will happen if the akatsuki zombi team meet the Kakuzu and Hidan from another world? Warning : Lemon and Rape! KakuHidan -not rape, but a bit of molestation-, KakuKaku, JashinHidan and jailersKaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 24,954 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/12/2012 - Published: 1/15/2011 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Where your actions lead us by akebou reviews
Everyone says that actions mean more than words, but sometimes words are crucial to understand the actions… Warning! Rape, lemon, swears, gore, character death, tentacles, molestation
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,668 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/12/2012 - Published: 8/29/2011 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Lovely by TattooKitty reviews
Deidara would do anything to be lovely. Saso/Dei. Eating Disorder, dark themes, and possible Lemon.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 23,567 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 3/31/2012 - Published: 8/4/2010 - Deidara, Sasori
Be My Hero by dmnq8 reviews
A misanthropic hermit and an emo loner, two people who couldn't possibly get along, find themselves doing that and more, as circumstances try to tear them apart. NaruSasu, yaoi, AU. Giftfic for Takemeawaytothemoon. Disclaimer in my profile.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 158,389 - Reviews: 962 - Favs: 1,104 - Follows: 380 - Updated: 2/14/2012 - Published: 6/4/2011 - [Naruto U., Sasuke U.] - Complete
Broken in Pieces by o0MoonLight-Mistress0o reviews
Naruto was only 15 when he was raped and stripped of everything he had. He later finds out he is pregnant and abortion is not an option. Can Naruto make it through all of this and find a happy ever after.SasuNaru,Mpreg,Rape,Adult Themes.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,413 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 2/14/2012 - Published: 4/11/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
End of the World by CreativeStrive1025 reviews
Naruto thought he lost everything when the infection broke out, but what happens when a group of survivors take him in? Will they be able to keep each other alive? SasuNaruSasu. ZOMBIES. Other Couples. Yaoi. Character Death. AU. DISCONTINUED
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,829 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 2/13/2012 - Published: 8/10/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
How's My Baby Girl Doing? by Teisha Youngblood reviews
We lost the Great Shinobi War. The women are to be given away as prizes to the Akatsuki. Lucky me, I have been given to a certain Jashinist.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,447 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 2/8/2012 - Published: 12/8/2011 - Sakura H., Hidan
No September by MissBMarie reviews
KakuHida. Because I'm a sucker for AU KakuHida stories. Neither Hidan nor Kakuzu had planned for any of this, but once they were in this relationship, they were in it for good. CollegeStudent!Kakuzu / HighSchoolSenior!Hidan
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 42,612 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 1/26/2012 - Published: 11/17/2010 - Kakuzu, Hidan
At The Onsen by dmnq8 reviews
Bunch of guys chilling at the hot springs. Crack. Crude language. Kiriban prize for xallfalldownx. Disclaimers in my profile.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,362 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/20/2012 - Naruto U., Akatsuki - Complete
The Wedding Planner by N a i. K i r e i. Y u k i reviews
My wedding planner is a complete dobe… He's loud, annoying, and forgetful… But the worst part about the situation is that… I think I'm falling in love with him. Great. Sasuke/Naruto
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 53,282 - Reviews: 394 - Favs: 884 - Follows: 362 - Updated: 1/12/2012 - Published: 12/3/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Suicide on the Line by ThankyouforHelpingMeGrow reviews
Sasori is a suicide hotline operator who didnt expect much of his job. But when a depressed teen named Deidara calls his line, he falls into a twisted plot. Trying to pull Deidara out of the dark world of the city, can things stay stable? SasoDei
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 170,729 - Reviews: 503 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 1/9/2012 - Published: 6/19/2010 - Sasori, Deidara
Online Affairs by YaoiPhox reviews
Kakuzu is a man living with money wasters and wants freedom while Hidan is a man with all kinds of freedoms. Summary sucks, it's a WIP, dangit . KAKUHIDA YAOI Mature! PointsCommission. I WILL MAKE THIS SUMMARY BETTER!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,082 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 1/6/2012 - Published: 6/6/2011 - Kakuzu, Hidan
Snuggie by Raven The Zombie Slayer reviews
Apparently, an S-ranked criminal can't enjoy the benefits of having a blanket with arms without having his masculinity questioned.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,172 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/31/2011 - Hidan - Complete
Very Busy People by luckeycats reviews
Oh let's just piss away the day. Crank call the cops down at the station, just for friendly conversation.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 202 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Published: 12/27/2011 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
The Father, Son, and Boyfriend by kuristina reviews
Minato would do anything for his son's happiness and wellbeing. Travel out of the country? As long as he had company, sure. Donate an organ? If it would save his son's life, of course! But approving of his son's new boyfriend? Now he just wasn't so sure..
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 84,267 - Reviews: 888 - Favs: 941 - Follows: 479 - Updated: 12/23/2011 - Published: 1/30/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
junior year by crazy2toned reviews
both naruto and sasuke are in highschool. naruto's an outcast and sasuke is popular and well i cant do summaries.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,759 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 12/22/2011 - Published: 1/24/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Mania by Songstone reviews
A swear-happy young man with tourettes syndrome, a gorgeous blond with an eating disorder, and a hyper sexual Uchiha; collage life will be complicated enough for them as it is, but you haven't even met their love interests yet.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 34,401 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 261 - Updated: 12/20/2011 - Published: 2/28/2008 - Kakuzu, Hidan
Perfection Is Meant For Dolls by Hitoko-sama reviews
Dolls are the only thing Sai knows. And Perfection is key, that's why he only uses perfect parts...Now all he needs is the perfect partner. How will one day at the Fair change his life? SasuNaru Non-consensual SaiNaru...Gore and other bad things!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 20 - Words: 89,455 - Reviews: 355 - Favs: 318 - Follows: 204 - Updated: 12/19/2011 - Published: 7/4/2010 - [Sasuke U., Naruto U.] Sai - Complete
Dearly Beloved by CerealK reviews
Three years have not robbed Sasuke of the desire to ram something sharp and pointy through his ex-husband Uzumaki Naruto. But when fate throws the blond back into his path Sasuke begins to remember all the reasons he'd married the man in the first place.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 48,955 - Reviews: 681 - Favs: 789 - Follows: 890 - Updated: 11/10/2011 - Published: 5/2/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Viceroy by Fruhling In Prussia reviews
The male population has decreased to 1/4 of women due to a disease. Hidan is the first male shogun in ages but his gender must be hidden. What happens when a man from the Ōoku doscovers what he really is? KakuHida I'm bad at summaries. OTL Eventual smut.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,157 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/7/2011 - Hidan, Kakuzu
The Circus by Nychta reviews
Deidara is a circus brat obsessed with his 'perfect art'. Sasori is a workaholic puppeteer obssesed with his 'perfect art'. what happens when these two not-so conflicting ideas collide? Sasodei, Uchihacest will get VERY M
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,534 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 11/1/2011 - Published: 9/7/2011 - Sasori, Deidara
Sharingan by TornButterflyWings reviews
An abusive older brother, parents who don't care about you, no true friends. That is Sasuke's life until he meets Naruto. Watch as the two boys bond, in order to save one. Rated M for impiled rape. pairings not decided yet.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 24,930 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 11/1/2011 - Published: 4/4/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
The Secret Countries by Senri reviews
A series of unrelated Naruto drabbles. Rating and warnings at the head of each chapter. Chapter 8: Kakuzu in human lands, finding a job.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,933 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Updated: 10/21/2011 - Published: 4/19/2008 - Yugito N., Kakuzu
Chibi Akatsuki by QueenOfFanFicWorldLoveGunner reviews
AU. Following the Akatsuki through their young lives from toddlers to teens. As they face many dreaded obsticles... Like puberty, and Exams. STRONG LANGUAGE because Hidan is a naughty baby.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 52,565 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 10/2/2011 - Published: 9/4/2010 - Akatsuki, Madara U.
Therapist Equals The Rapist by Writing Keeper reviews
Sasuke is a being that feeds on the human soul through sex. Naruto is a detective investigating a rape and Sasuke is his prime suspect. What would become of the two when their paths cross? Was it meant to be or is a disaster waiting to happen? SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 105,354 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 10/1/2011 - Published: 2/4/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Pipes by CloudNineKitty reviews
Naruto is alone in his apartment when he realizes that he can hear the man upstairs singing through the pipes in the bathroom. Is it possible to start a relationship based on how much you like someone's voice? SasuNaru, AU, TWO-SHOT, Naru & Sasu POVs
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 29,514 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 1,206 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 9/9/2011 - Published: 6/13/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
My Obsession, My Possession by Kyarei reviews
Itachi had been missing since the mysterious slaughter of his and Sasuke's parents. Now Sasuke’s sanity and life are on the line, and Itachi has only one objective – turning his obsession into his possession. Incest. Yaoi. Lemons/Non-Con.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 28,960 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 9/5/2011 - Published: 3/27/2010 - Sasuke U., Itachi U.
One For The Road by Cap'n Green reviews
Kakuzu recounts his past to Hidan, speaking of what made him the greedy, angry individual he is today. Rated M for rape. Friendship fic.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,096 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Updated: 9/3/2011 - Published: 9/2/2011 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Learn to be Lonely by xmywastedyouth reviews
SasuNaru AU "Don't you see?" Hinata whispered to the empty space where Naruto once stood. "You're just like him, Naruto. Lonely." A story of betrayal, revenge, love and - above all else - loneliness.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 25,507 - Reviews: 347 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 282 - Updated: 8/30/2011 - Published: 2/6/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Paper Toys by Air Condition reviews
Konan told him she was leaving. He told her she wasn't. She disobeyed. He would go to great lengths to make her stay, even if it meant breaking her, in every sense of the word. Hints of NXK and YXK. M for blood/violence, sex.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,584 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 8/29/2011 - Published: 4/23/2011 - Pain/Pein, Konan
The Shrine Fox's Saviour by Aikawarazu reviews
Sasuke was wary when he came upon the shrine deep in the heart of a nearly untouched forest, but the fox god there looked upon him favourably and made him want to stay - until he discovered the dark secret of the villagers who came to pray there. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 8 - Words: 39,239 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 8/23/2011 - Published: 10/6/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Road To Recovery by Kasablanca's Amontillado
When drugs repeatedly threaten one's life, it is critical that intervention is used. When friends finally intervene, is it too late? Or will an unorthodox method work for an unorthodox man? Only all can hope...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 677 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/19/2011 - Hidan, Nagato U.
Two Man Teams by brandeee reviews
Pain and Konan decide it wouldn't be such a bad thing if Akatsuki were to double as a dating service, which leads to Kakuzu being forced to take his new partner or, rather, Partner , Hidan, out for a nice romantic dinner. Or something. Crack.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,339 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/13/2011 - Akatsuki - Complete
The Perils of Eating Strange Cookies by gonyonomaru reviews
MadaraxHidan! "I have something to show you; if you take the glasses, you will be able to see through that wall and you will know what Hidan and Tobi are doing. Aren't you curious to find out why they are kissing?" Orochimaru asked with a sly grin.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,168 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/30/2011 - Hidan, Madara U. - Complete
Circo di Foglie by Noctillionine13 reviews
Naruto's eyes glimmered as the center ring was encased in a beam of light. There stood the poised ringmaster, his presence sent a hush over the crowd, with the tilt of his hat and a sly smirk he quietly spoke "Welcome to the greatest show on earth."
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,925 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 7/23/2011 - Published: 10/31/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Sacchariferous by Ecchi Nin reviews
For the next hour Hidan cursed out Kakuzu in his head and Kakuzu walked in silence, wondering how long Hidan would think he was a mind reader for. Small Drabbles about Hidan and Kakuzu's relationship. Rated M. Remeber to Review, please.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 5,469 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 7/20/2011 - Published: 8/22/2010 - Kakuzu, Hidan
NEVER ALONE by deline89 reviews
Sasuke begins attending a prestigious University in Konoha, while there he meets a tough social outcast Naruto, what will happen when these two fall together? And how will they do it? :P
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 44 - Words: 70,864 - Reviews: 431 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 252 - Updated: 7/19/2011 - Published: 11/20/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Crack Note by OneWingedButterfly reviews
Sasuke is a student from a prestigious family, but when he gets a Death Note he starts killing off the people he doesn't like at his school, but L and some certain Shinigami are determined to find the culprits because Sasuke's not the only one with one.
Crossover - Naruto & Death Note - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,471 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/11/2011 - Sasuke U., Mello
My Girl Has a Bigger Rack Then Yours! by shikamaru-syndrome reviews
It's just a usual 'Guys night' only with sake loosening the guys tongues a rather interesting conversation will bloom among them. It's rated 'M' but don't got smut sorry. Maybe next time, ne? Mostly cuz of a special someones potty mouth and my insecurity
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,556 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/1/2011 - Hinata H., Hidan - Complete
Team Seven Discovers Fan Art by Taiyusei
The internet is a scary place. You never know what you're going to find. What happens when Team Seven comes across "Fan Art" ? Well, I can't tell you because that would ruin the story so read it yourself. Thank you.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 558 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/20/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Prison Walk by Chain-of-Sacrifice reviews
So maybe joining a gang wasn't such a great idea after all...Story told from Sasuke's point of view of life as an imprisoned slave. Story Rated for: Yaoi, Sexual Abuse, Incest, Rape, language, and torture. pairings are a secret. CHAP 4 UP!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Crime - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,872 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 6/15/2011 - Published: 9/4/2008 - Sasuke U., Itachi U.
I've Got More by VioletWylde reviews
Getting laid was not enough, I am determined to make him mine. Normally I wouldn't work so hard to convince somebody but for him I make an exception. Resisting was his first mistake - I will show him the error of his ways. Sasunaru. There will be lemons.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,933 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 589 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 6/10/2011 - Published: 5/13/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Perfectly Horrible by Dementia777 reviews
Poor Hidan got sold out by his greedy partner, and is now a prisoner of Konoha. They're overjoyed to have a member of the Akatsuki to interrogate at first, but of course things are never that easy. How do you make a masochist talk when he doesn't want to?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 34,105 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 6/3/2011 - Published: 10/11/2010 - Hidan, Shikamaru N. - Complete
Silent Bridges by KrzyKid247 reviews
I couldn't forgive myself for what I'd done. I messed with someone's life, someone's purity, and I felt like scum. Rape. NaruSasu in later chapters. ON HIATUS
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,542 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 5/25/2011 - Published: 4/25/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Online! by Juura99 reviews
Naruto is hooked on an MMORPG game. He has tons of friends there and spends almost all his free time playing. However, he's never met a single friend in person. He doesn't mind, but then one of them wants to meet him in person. What should he do? SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 40 - Words: 209,362 - Reviews: 2247 - Favs: 1,631 - Follows: 689 - Updated: 5/19/2011 - Published: 8/3/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Serpentine by ScarletDarkblood reviews
Kakuzu is a slavemaster. Hidan is a slave. A special kind of slave, however - and when the enemy threatens him, Kakuzu will step up to the plate. KakuHida
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,766 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/18/2011 - Hidan, Kakuzu
You're WHAT! by too st0ned reviews
Kakuzu finds a brilliant way to make money using the one thing he loves almost as much - Hidan. Fake!MPreg, cussing, OOC-ness XD
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,707 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/15/2011 - Published: 1/16/2010 - Hidan, Kakuzu
Fell For You by ausphuket reviews
There are very few pure Demons in Hell, most of Hell's beings came from heaven or from creation. Lucifer was the first, followed by thousands he fell into hell, he waited and eventually... He created Naruto, the first pure Demon from the fires of Hell.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,071 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/13/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Broken Shards by HolyDragonsEye reviews
Naruto is on his way to visit Sasuke when he gets attacked. Sasuke finds him and takes him home. What happens when he learns the details of the incident? SasuNaru Darkfic/Rape R&R! UPDATED!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 42,430 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 5/11/2011 - Published: 11/20/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Brilliance Tarnished by kk-twin reviews
Raito X L. What if Raito decided that L was better alive than dead? Bondage, non-con, and head games.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 65,535 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 346 - Follows: 347 - Updated: 5/11/2011 - Published: 6/7/2008 - Light Y., L
The End of a Dream by gingeringfigs reviews
Naruto had an imaginary friend, a man who was like the sun. That's how it all began. And this is how it ends. ("prometheus" is a side-story to this one!)
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,777 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 28 - Published: 4/8/2011 - Naruto U., Minato N. - Complete
The Art of Blood Weaving by Nocturne Weaver reviews
No one ever suspected Temari to nurture and set her own enemies free. She also never expected the captives to release her from her own prison. TemHidan.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,020 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 2/20/2011 - Published: 12/24/2010 - Temari, Hidan
The Chemicals Between Us by VioletWylde reviews
Its the 1st day of his Junior year and already Naruto is having issues with his chem partner. Naruto decides to forge ahead and attempt to befriend the raven-haired boy. Will he succeed or will he get more than he bargained for? M for language and lemons
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 62,346 - Reviews: 329 - Favs: 537 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 2/12/2011 - Published: 1/5/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
No, Please, God, No by KuroDark reviews
Hinata needs to become more confident. Hidan wants to become less aggressive. When both wish upon the same star, something very strange happens that will change Konoha and Kakuzu forever.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,059 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 2/7/2011 - Published: 8/1/2009 - Hidan, Hinata H.
Love of Sweet Madness by FenriBane reviews
Love is blind to everything, when Naruto is brought into a world of vilance and evil his heart still feels love for his sadistic masters...But the lines between love and insanity are like a razors edge. Yaoi OcxSasukexNaruto...M for Mature matters...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 28,587 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 2/4/2011 - Published: 11/28/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Mornings by Carnival0fLust reviews
When Hidan gets to thinking about to Kakuzu, It dosn't end very well. No wonder he hates mornings. Rated M for Hidan's mouths and him "reliving himself".
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 870 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/23/2011 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Demons by Darkmoonphase reviews
Hidan didn't mean to say those words. They slipped before he could stop them. But out of all the scenarios he could have thought of, he honestly didn't think that the conversation would take that sort of turn. -Not AU-
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,852 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/16/2011 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Sights Set On You by Sakuraangel1327 reviews
It all started with a club, alcohol and an intoxicated decision. It all ended with someone sneaking out at the crack of dawn and two others hunting her down. They had their sights set on her and weren't about to let her leave them. NaruSasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,119 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 31 - Published: 12/26/2010 - Sakura H. - Complete
Hidan's Christmas Carol by Adreniline-Junky reviews
Tobi just wanted Hidan to sing a simple Christmas carol. Too bad for Tobi, he didn't know want was in store for him with the carol. Rated M for the Carol, Gore in the Carol and For Hidan just being in there.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 423 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/24/2010 - Hidan, Akatsuki - Complete
Beyond All Will by ambie-lee-smiley-chanX3 reviews
It was immpossible, yet he allowed himself to be destroyed by the one man he was fighting to remove from the world. Kira got the better of him. Raito X Near Non-con. M for a reason.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,093 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/14/2010 - Light Y., Near
Fears by BlueFire77 reviews
One traumatic day left Hidan with a horrible fear, that same day left Deidara with horrible guilt. AU KakuHida/KakuHidan SasoDei.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,622 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 12/13/2010 - Published: 8/9/2010 - Hidan, Kakuzu
Snow by unwrittenjourneys reviews
A short drabble on why Sasuke loves the snow.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,664 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/30/2010 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Indie Rokkers by NowSayMyName reviews
I'll give you a reason to hate me. Slightly Au. HidaTem ShikaTem DISCONTINUED
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 534 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/28/2010 - Temari, Hidan
Who is afraid of the big bad wolf? by hallucinajenny reviews
Hidan is a 14 year old in an abusive household, who's only escape is in a small clearing in the woods between his mother and grandmother's houses. Rated M for gore, death, and swearing. Kakuhida if you really really squint.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,388 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/18/2010 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Angst! by Bleeping Bloop reviews
With the help of Deidara, Hidan tries to take Itachi on as the most angst-fueled member. Epic fail! Angst parody is a win though. Pain, Konan and Sasori as the judges of angst appeal. Who will be the most angsty memeber?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,264 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/14/2010 - Hidan, Itachi U. - Complete
Religious Intolerance by Bleeping Bloop reviews
Prom night is right around the cornor and love is floating through the air. Kind of makes me want to puke, well at least Pein is letting me have some fun tonight - Hidan. Warnings inside.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,685 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/22/2010 - Hidan, Kakuzu
The Number Seven by Art is a bang4979 reviews
Hinata is new to America. Her english is shacky, she very shy, and she painfully straight edge. Hidan is your normal everyday LA bad boy. He's rude, he's crude, and he's just what Hinata needs to feel like she fits in. AU HidanXHinata
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,795 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 9/19/2010 - Published: 5/9/2009 - Hinata H., Hidan
Deliverance by kodak-85 reviews
Sasuke had a secret friend that no one could know about. It kept away all the things that went bump in the night. Supernatural, NaruSasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,841 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 18 - Published: 9/6/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
A Mother's Love by TenshiXXX reviews
Uchiha Mikoto is a woman with a plan: get Itachi and crazy Uncle Madara's bodyguard together...at all costs. And she doesn't care how much she has to embarrass Itachi to accomplish her aim. The ends justify the means...more or less. Kinda cracky. KisaIta.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,732 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 484 - Follows: 63 - Published: 9/4/2010 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
Great Expectations by TenshiXXX reviews
The Rouen School For Supernatural Entities is the foremost place of learning for human-like magical beings. As a result, Naruto Uzumaki, a fox demon, didn't expect to be accepted. And he didn't expect to develop a fixation on Sasuke Uchiha, a sorcerer.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 32,426 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 212 - Updated: 9/2/2010 - Published: 3/27/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Hello Lovely, I Hate You by I Spaz With Pizzazz reviews
When one does not pay attention while driving, they may or may not be happy with what they hit. The same applies to life in general, sometimes even when one is paying too /close/ attention. KakuHida, AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 32,180 - Reviews: 457 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 210 - Updated: 8/29/2010 - Published: 7/27/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu
Super Duper Zombie Buddies! by Bleeping Bloop reviews
Pein wants to know why Kakuzu and Hidan sneak out every night. Konan has her theories. Zetsu has his. May not be what it seems, or is it? Kakuzu and Hidan decide to become...what? Second character is Hidan, now I wonder why it's rated T?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,803 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/27/2010 - Published: 8/9/2010 - Akatsuki, Hidan
Pork Chop Over Rice by Veracities reviews
When Kankuro said he wanted to try the new restaurant down the street, Temari obliged him. She just didn't know what he had gotten them into. Crackfic, starring Hidan.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,900 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/25/2010 - Temari, Hidan - Complete
Read Between the Lines by tinypinkmouse reviews
Maybe it's alright to take what you can, when you can. It isn't perfect, it might be wrong, but soon enough you'll end up alone anyway. Series of loosely connected ficlets. Includes: swearing, death, non-con, hints of slash depending on how you read it
Crossover - Naruto & Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 27,069 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 8/24/2010 - Published: 5/8/2010 - Naruto U., Dean W. - Complete
Just Because by snowflake98 reviews
Just because Itachi did it, and Deidara did it, didn't mean he had to do it. Kakuhida
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 430 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/13/2010 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Take It or Leave It by kc-archive reviews
Akatsuki & Sakura. After a moment of shock, Sakura realized that two fully grown, fully naked men were sitting squished uncomfortably together in her bathtub.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 79,648 - Reviews: 2522 - Favs: 3,193 - Follows: 1,840 - Updated: 8/8/2010 - Published: 6/21/2007 - Akatsuki, Sakura H. - Complete
Sex Slave Haruno by Attama Ryuuken reviews
What happens with moderately innocent Sakura meets a man on a Sex Slave website who makes her his slave and then pushes her to her sexual limits. "Yes Master, I love when I please you." "What do you want me to do now master, now that you got me all wet!"
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,228 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 244 - Updated: 8/3/2010 - Published: 8/1/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
All Roads Lead Home by Insomniac Owl reviews
Unearthed by gravediggers thirty years later, Hidan discovers what he has left.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,328 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 35 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Hidan
Bloodstains by Sword-of-Shin reviews
Kakuzu always cleans his clothes after a job. Hidan thinks this is a waste of time. Violence ensues. Rated T for Hidan's language and for the violence. Non-Yaoi
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,258 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/1/2010 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Trials and Errors by kitsieandmeow reviews
Kakuzu, a brilliant defense lawyer, is sucked into the underworld after taking on new client, Jashin's Right Hand, Hidan. Will he escape and get back to his normal life or will he become what he defends: a cold hearted criminal?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,235 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/1/2010 - Kakuzu, Hidan
The Akatsuki take the SemeUke Quiz by ThankyouforHelpingMeGrow reviews
Deidara always did find interesting sites, who knew one of them could tell all of the Akatsuki what their rolls are? major mentions of SasoDei, KakuHida and KisaIta. ONESHOT
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,343 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/30/2010 - Akatsuki - Complete
Stalker by dmnq8 reviews
It was part obsession, part downright nosiness. He wanted to know all Naruto's business. Plus, Naruto was hot. AR, OOC. Shonen-ai. NaruSasu. Disclaimer in my profile. Rating may go up. Elements of parody and angst.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,109 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 7/20/2010 - Published: 3/21/2010 - [Sasuke U., Naruto U.] - Complete
Stargasm by Holly Jolly Rape reviews
Visiting your old high school friends, seeing what they're up to, was nice for Kakuzu - the banker - and Hidan - the drunkard meteorologist. But they still had a lot of dust to let settle until all was clear. Eventual KakuHida
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,141 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/18/2010 - Kakuzu, Hidan
Accomplice in the Woodchipper by Arzosah reviews
One-shot. Akatsuki crack. In which Kakuzu kills his partners, Orochimaru stalks Itachi, Pein struggles to maintain order, and everyone else just kinda lets it happen. Rated for violence and swearing. Please read and review. Format correction update .
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,782 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 17 - Published: 5/11/2010 - Pain/Pein, Akatsuki - Complete
Naruto: The Harbinger of Death by Reaper lance2 reviews
dark Naruto,Demon Naruto,insane Naruto, Eventual Evil Naruto
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,781 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 218 - Updated: 4/3/2010 - Published: 10/4/2009 - Naruto U., Anko M.
The rules of Ocism by Narutorapegod reviews
Oc's are the bane of my existance as a reader of fanfiction. There are alot of terrible Oc's I've seen. So as a personal favor to those,and to save me from further anger,I made you all this list that states the rules of Oc-ism. Read it. Learn it. Live it.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,084 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 11 - Published: 3/23/2010 - Complete
My Precious Person Is by TanukiRaccoon reviews
Naruto loves ramen lots. He tells the whole class. This upsets Sasuke for some reason. SasuNaru, fluff
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,043 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 921 - Follows: 149 - Published: 3/17/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Talk by TenshiXXX reviews
Sasuke, aged 10, asks the question every parent- and older brother, in this case- dreads to hear: what is sex? Try not to scar him too much, Itachi. Background KisaIta.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,408 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 333 - Follows: 57 - Published: 2/19/2010 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Dear Bastard by of Burnt Roses reviews
In retrospect, Naruto probably could have used his handy new jutsu in much more productive ways rather than, say, writing Sasuke Uchiha threatening letters every year on the anniversary of the Valley of the End. Sasuke/Naruto Please Review!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,256 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 28 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
akatsukichat dot com by hallucinajenny reviews
Kakuzu is tired of his friends and is about to take drastic/lazy measures. But what is waiting for him when he signs on to akatsukichat? Rated M for yaoi, Hidan's mouth, and gore. Contains kakuhidan and other Akatsuki pairings.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,983 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 1/26/2010 - Published: 6/2/2009 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Nocturnes by That.Other.Boleyn.Girl reviews
Without quite knowing why, Sasuke Uchiha agrees to help a self-confessed murderer who shows up on his doorstep. NaruSasu, AU, yaoi, One-Shot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,872 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 18 - Published: 12/23/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Punishment of the past by Narcissa.Blue reviews
A painful yaoi-story about the Uchiha - all of them. Tags: yaoi rape violence mature uchiha itachi madara sasuke sad gen-jutsu painful humiliation
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,747 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 12/11/2009 - Published: 12/10/2009 - Itachi U., Madara U.
Delinquent by CerealK reviews
“Oh Naruto!” Sasuke sighed. “They cuffed me and dragged me here! It was so horrible! I'm traumatized, hold me!” Naruto growled. “I’d believe you more if you HAND WASN’T ON MY ASS UCHIHA!” SasuNaru. XD Mature content.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,298 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 1,034 - Follows: 137 - Published: 11/15/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Deceiver of Fools by Ilandere Okami reviews
What if Light wasn't just content with the smirk he gave L during his final moments? What if he had a way of bring L back to life? A life full of hurt and shame and the deception of meaningless fools...LightxL, rated M for rape and character death.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,414 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 24 - Published: 11/5/2009 - Light Y., L - Complete
Falling for the Kitsune by Alrye reviews
Stalkers, classes, demons and a raging Yondaime, this is Naruto's life. From being stalked to falling in love with is stalker, his life is turn upside down when secrets are revealed and an enemy from his parents past threatens his future. Discontinued.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 42,635 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 11/4/2009 - Published: 5/11/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Firsts by hyenateeth reviews
Various first events between Kakuzu and Hidan. AU. Angsty. Probably not what you'd expect from a series of firsts. Some KakuHida. Focus greatly on Hidan. Now a possible series.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,308 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 10/28/2009 - Published: 2/24/2009 - Hidan, Kakuzu
100 Situations by Kingfishers reviews
Starring Namikaze Minato. A series of related one-shots.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 36 - Words: 35,904 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 10/17/2009 - Published: 7/6/2009 - Minato N.
Admit it, Your a Monster by Odelia is the Oddie reviews
Light/L. Only when he sleeps is Light affected by the guilt of L's death. Character Death. Oneshot. Yaoi, My entry for Zena Silverwing's Colliding Death Note Contest. Sonfic to Monster by Skillet. Very dark.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,713 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/26/2009 - Light Y., L - Complete
Motherhood and More by Lady-Toorima reviews
A cruel fate looms over Hinata Hyuuga. She has found two different kinds of love in two very different places, but what will she do when that cruel fate comes to try and take her from both? A HidaHina story. Rated M for a reason
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 61,394 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 8/30/2009 - Published: 7/23/2009 - Hidan, Hinata H. - Complete
Elysium by That.Other.Boleyn.Girl reviews
Sasuke Uchiha is drugged at a brothel and taken home by a certain charismatic blond. What results is a fascinated, fatal attraction which blurs the lines between dream and reality. NaruSasu, ItaSasu, SasuSasu, AU, One-Shot. Winner: 2009 Naruto Yaoi Fest.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,792 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 32 - Published: 8/12/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Darkly Dreaming by CeruleanNetwork reviews
It was his goal, his dream, like a moth to a flame to seduce her into death and make her eternally his. HIDANHINA Dark, sexual content, language.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,511 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 32 - Published: 8/3/2009 - Hinata H., Hidan
Taming the Demon by Mystic Mundane reviews
Hinata decided to venture forth towards the demon’s lair to save her sister and to put a stop to the curse that has been plaguing their clan for a century, only to find a strange man with mesmerizing amethyst eyes.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,061 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 7/31/2009 - Published: 5/7/2009 - Hinata H., Hidan
Run Rabbit Run by Belladonna Andromeda reviews
Giftfic for kpizkool. Sequal to Haunting Me. Shikamaru can't stop pretending that it doesn't hurt. HidaShika.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,285 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/16/2009 - Shikamaru N., Hidan - Complete
When Carpools Get Ugly by Medicinal Biscuit reviews
CHAPTER 7 OUT! In which old times come back to bite our boys, Neji finally loses it, emo songs are sung, the culprit behind Bessie's vandalism is FINALLY revealed, Lee attempts to find a plus in a world of minuses, and, as always, the plot thickens.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 35,848 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 6/29/2009 - Published: 11/26/2007 - Deidara, Hidan
As You Wish by The Crack Fairy reviews
“Explaining everything would take a long time… you may call me Hidan, and because you have my necklace, I have to grant you three wishes.” KakuHidan, AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,757 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 6/29/2009 - Published: 2/1/2009 - Hidan, Kakuzu
Betting for Sweetness by MizukiMitsukai reviews
What happens when you bet Kazuku's money on Hidan? You get a flushed faced Hinata. Full Summary Inside. HidHina HighSchoolFic
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,530 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 6/17/2009 - Published: 3/21/2009 - Hinata H., Hidan
Secrets by crooked-soul reviews
Sasuke's always had secrets.. ::Sasunaru drabble::
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 621 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/16/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Not Ever by That.Other.Boleyn.Girl reviews
Sasuke Uchiha is the typical sadistic, rich, have-it-all bastard - but one night, when he dives off a bridge to save Naruto Uzumaki from a suicide attempt, his world tilts off its axis. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 57,118 - Reviews: 405 - Favs: 323 - Follows: 371 - Updated: 5/18/2009 - Published: 6/27/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Roommates by FastForward reviews
Take one broody Sasuke, one hyperactive Naruto, shove them in a University dorm room together, and what do you get? Absolute chaos. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 25 - Words: 122,870 - Reviews: 2742 - Favs: 4,478 - Follows: 951 - Updated: 5/13/2009 - Published: 3/27/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Purple by kodak-85 reviews
It's hard learning to save peoples' lives when you're so busy trying to save your own. SasuNaru, non-con, AU, COMPLETE
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 70,607 - Reviews: 328 - Favs: 543 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 4/22/2009 - Published: 10/2/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Haunting Me by Belladonna Andromeda reviews
HidaShika. Shikamaru should've known better. You can't kill an immortal.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,952 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/21/2009 - Shikamaru N., Hidan - Complete
Tensei by Grievous daydreamer reviews
While hunting for a bounty in Otogakure, Hidan and Kakuzu attract some unwanted attention. Orochimaru's time of transfer is approaching, and Hidan's abilities have made him a prime candidate...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 36,384 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 4/16/2009 - Published: 7/19/2008 - Hidan, Orochimaru - Complete
Will you Dominate me? by Racharae reviews
KiraxL, Kira/L, KiraL....you couldn’t be bothered to find another method. But still, everything you do, say, act, look, screams one thing: Will you dominate me? Rape/Non-con, Lanuage, Mature Content, Yaoi, Lemonish scene.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,154 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/15/2009 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Door to Door by stones reviews
Whoever said door to door salesmen were annoying was absolutely, positively, most definitely right. Hidan/Sakura. Mature Humor.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,408 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 562 - Follows: 71 - Published: 4/13/2009 - Hidan, Sakura H. - Complete
10 SureFire Ways To Get Uzumaki Naruto Into Bed by Benq reviews
View Sasuke's 10 ways to get Naruto into bed. Rated for language, hinted yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 331 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 1,002 - Follows: 120 - Published: 3/23/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
KakaSasu: Infection by NotTheCraze reviews
Beneath a shell of secrets, hurt and bitterness, lies a lost soul waiting to be loved. When Kakashi cracks that shell, he does it with the best intentions, but... a crack is all it takes to let in an infection. KakaSasu, ItaSasu, OroSasu, Yaoi, Rape, ect
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 7 - Words: 38,146 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 3/3/2009 - Published: 11/12/2008 - Sasuke U., Kakashi H.
Phone Call by dragonmagik reviews
Sasuke gets a very strange phone call.Crack fic!
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 664 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/27/2009 - Complete
If I Can't Hate You by banishing gun reviews
All he wanted was to get in a little training. Itachi had other plans and Sasuke is forced to consider matters he'd rather leave in the past. Rated for language, yaoi, incest and non-con, you've been warned.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,338 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/9/2009 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Bitten Off Chocolate by Murasaki Kaida reviews
HidaTema DARK!FIC. "The smooth curves that still try to follow the vase’s shape, and the quiet viciousness of the edges, dusty and exposed like bitten-off chocolate." Horror with a twist of psychotic romance. Violence, Angst, Lemon. More info within.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,017 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/9/2009 - Hidan, Temari - Complete
Déjà vu by VoucherMono reviews
The world had certainly changed, and yet was eerily similar at the same instant. Will this path end differently, or will Hidan be doomed to repeat these events indefinitely? Somewhat AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Spiritual - Chapters: 16 - Words: 32,095 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 12/21/2008 - Published: 11/23/2007 - Hidan, Kakuzu
Pajaros en la Cabeza by The Crack Fairy reviews
Kakuzu, Akatsuki Academy's best student and resident asshole, is forced to spend an hour a day with the Academy's newest student, Hidan, for tutoring. Watch an unlikely relationship unfold... AU, rated for swearing
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 31,911 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 12/19/2008 - Published: 9/8/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Stripper Boots and Santa Hats by I Spaz With Pizzazz reviews
--KakuHida oneshot. Hidan isn't all that skilled in the area of playing Santa...-- Deidara stifled a huge choke of laughter. "Well, un... Um... If Kakuzu's into drag queens, it'll be perfect."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,336 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/17/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Sailor Hidan by Dancing Feather reviews
“In the name of Jashin, I'll *censor* punish you!” Kankuro could only wish this was a dream. Come to think of it, Kakuzu wished it was too. :oneshot of very strong crack:
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,361 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 16 - Published: 12/16/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Kakuzu as Rapunzel: A Fairy Tale by autographontheradio reviews
In a far away land, a Jashinist hears of a true-to-life-fairytale of a Rapunzel locked up in a tower, whose hair is fair and long enough to climb. ...But when he gets there, he finds out it isn't really a princess he has to save!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,391 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 14 - Published: 12/12/2008 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Interface by Lychenne Laki reviews
A terrible argument leads to two of Akatsuki's strongest fighters being forced out- permenantly. Will they survive the temptations of the world and will their relationship stand the ultimate test? yaoi and grown up serious themes
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 33,310 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 11/5/2008 - Published: 7/18/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Amour Sonne by Katca Mcadar reviews
Inspired from the film 'Schindler's List'. The SS General Yagami begins to have confusing thoughts about his Jewish house keeper. Warning: Violence, degradation, horror, N/C. This fic will contain a sensitive subject matter; don't like, don't read.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,574 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 9/22/2008 - Published: 5/24/2008 - Light Y., L
The Desert Flower, the Clone, and the Holyman by macadamia96 reviews
Temari. Sister. Diplomat. Babysitter? That's what it feels like to her. When sent as an emissary to Grass Country with an annoying newbie in the field, she feels like she'd do anything to escape, but her "rescue" isn't what she expected...or wanted...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,591 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 8/8/2008 - Published: 2/11/2008 - Temari, Hidan
About Ten by Kantayra reviews
The mysterious organization called Akatsuki is made up of about ten shinobi. Who would have thought that maintaining an evil criminal organization of *exactly* ten members would be so difficult? Pure crack!fic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,695 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 403 - Follows: 50 - Published: 8/4/2008 - Madara U., Pain/Pein - Complete
Miriam's Well by Aelibia reviews
What started out as a supposedly chance encounter turned into a rather disquieting experience at a resort, and then everything got turned upside down. Hidan and Sakura.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,147 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 394 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 7/27/2008 - Published: 3/8/2008 - Hidan, Sakura H. - Complete
War Stories by Songstone reviews
Kakuzu often likes to tell stories of his Army Days. The only problem is that he tends to...'exaggerate' every now and again. -KakuHidan and Deidara...AU fic-
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,662 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/24/2008 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
A Friendly Wager by green see-through ghosts reviews
What kind of weirdo was actually psycho enough to hit on her? Well, no kind, but that didn't actually end up being the main point. AU, crack, hockey, Hidan, and Temari.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 18,845 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 6/29/2008 - Published: 6/21/2008 - Hidan, Temari - Complete
Accents by Songstone reviews
Accents were something that Kakuzu knew he and Hidan would have once they had begun to learn the English language. However, long after Kakuzu had perfected an American accent, Hidan was still replacing the 'W' sound with that of a 'V.' -Cute KakuHidan-
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 565 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/19/2008 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Drowning in Denial by Noche-Locura reviews
A confession by Naruto which he rejects, just as the way he had rejected their friendship. A story of how Sasuke slowly and painfully overcomes his denial to realise his own true feelings. NaruSasu, KyuubiSasu, Non-con rape.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 29,385 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 5/25/2008 - Published: 1/3/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Peace, Love and Unicorns by Ninjagrrl reviews
As we all know, Akatsuki are misunderstood little angels who never really meant to hurt anyone. A crack fic where they see the light and end up twice as frightening anyway.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,379 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 305 - Follows: 36 - Published: 4/26/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
The Prettiest Princess by Ninjagrrl reviews
When Akatsuki have to go undercover at a beauty contest, they will stop at nothing to win. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,367 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 875 - Follows: 106 - Published: 3/28/2008 - Deidara, Itachi U. - Complete
Scales, Puppets, and Absolute Denial by FlightAngel reviews
In which Hidan, Itachi, and Deidara discuss their boyfriend's penises. Oneshot Crack-ish. Kakuhida Sasodei Kisaita
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,648 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 21 - Published: 3/22/2008 - Deidara, Hidan - Complete
For Masochists by UrKid reviews
/“There’s this sexual tension between us”, Hidan said simply without looking at Kakuzu before the end of his sentence where he smirked again./ No gain, no pain. So Hidan simply must have it. /KakuzuxHidan/
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,801 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Published: 3/15/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Wrong Number by Zrina reviews
Kiba finally convinces Naruto to call Sakura to tell her how he really feels. Unfortunately, it isn't who he thinks it is on the other end of the line. NaruSasuNaru YAOI, Lemon M/M
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,958 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 698 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 3/11/2008 - Published: 1/30/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Elegy by emma'xo reviews
Sasuke has a reason for living: to kill his big brother Itachi and avenge the death of his parents. But can he do it when he's finally put face to face with Itachi after five years of hate, disappointment and anger? :Yaoi, incest, rape: :ItaSasu:
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,902 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 17 - Published: 2/22/2008 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Secret Santa by highonpixistixs reviews
Pein gets an outrageous idea to make the Akatsuki members participate in a foreign tradition called 'Secret Santa'. Chaos ensues as the Akatusuki try their best to get each other the perfect present. Lots of swearing. General sillyness. And HidanXItachi!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,616 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/9/2008 - Hidan, Itachi U. - Complete
Make it Quick by intallah reviews
Kakuzu/Hidan-ruin me, he begs, destroy me. Not for the faint of heart.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,885 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 2/3/2008 - Published: 1/11/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Contrast by ShadowSilk reviews
Crackfic. Temari had entered the home improvement store hoping to find a decent paint color for her younger brother’s room. Instead, she found a foul mouthed monk who was not afraid to offer some blunt criticism for her every selection. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,336 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/25/2008 - Hidan, Temari - Complete
Hidan's Secret by Birdy Go Boom reviews
Every Christmas Eve, Hidan is missing. Where is he? What is he up to? Kakuzu also notices slight changes in Hidan's appearance, so he decides to investigate... Bad at summaries. No pairings. Rated T because I'm paranoid.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,476 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Weight of living by Plushielover177 reviews
No matter how many times he hits him Hidan still continues to talk. Kakuzu wonders why. KakuHida if you want
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 478 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/28/2007 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Going Down by Zrina reviews
Surviving the plane crash was easy. Surviving each other’s company will be a little harder. NaruSasu, AU, Yaoi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,704 - Reviews: 283 - Favs: 1,033 - Follows: 227 - Updated: 12/18/2007 - Published: 10/10/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The left bishop by UrKid reviews
When Kakuzu was told Hidan was good at chess, he almost laughed. There was no way a tactic idiot like him would ever be the master of the mother of all tactic games.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,845 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/5/2007 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Thriller by Medicinal Biscuit reviews
CRACK! In which Hidan and Deidara embark on a late night quest for a sandwich, but get much, much more than they bargained for, as an ordinary kitchen raid becomes a horrific plot for revenge. No pairings attribute the pumpkin flavored crack to Hallowee
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,507 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/31/2007 - Deidara, Hidan - Complete
HauntFest: House of Horrors by backlash symphony reviews
The final rule is, do not, under any circumstances, touch the actors. You paid to get scared. They’re doing their jobs and scaring you. If you touch them, they can touch you. HidaSaku AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,031 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 454 - Follows: 69 - Published: 10/28/2007 - Hidan, Sakura H. - Complete
Hate Mail by Aurifex reviews
[SasoDei, implied KakuHidan] Dear Asshole. I'm telling Sasori no danna what you said about my hair. I hope he sets you on fire. Jackass. Love, Deidara. P.S....Tell your boyfriend I said hello!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,442 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 10/26/2007 - Published: 10/19/2007 - Deidara, Hidan
Card Tricks in the Dark by dustbowls reviews
Short, random drabbles on Temari and Hidan.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,650 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 10/13/2007 - Published: 8/11/2007 - Temari, Hidan
Paying A Compliment by firefly reviews
It was a fact of life Kakuzu had come to accept. When you were as good looking as Hidan, people tended to treat you like a god. Funnily enough, Kakuzu couldn't recall ever getting the same treatment.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,912 - Reviews: 290 - Favs: 1,146 - Follows: 134 - Published: 9/27/2007 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Curious Itachi Meets The Friendly Puppy by Ninjagrrl reviews
Extremely cracky, Akatsuki centric humour, in which Itachi meets his new guide dog, Mr Whiffles. May possibly be some sort of cry for help.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,313 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 20 - Published: 8/31/2007 - Itachi U. - Complete
Joy killing by UrKid reviews
A group of ninjas find out about Akatsukis hideout and Hidan goes for killing them a greater force on his side: the power of music! Kakuzu is there to witness this [KakuzuxHidan]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,305 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 35 - Published: 8/29/2007 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Regret by nopenopnope reviews
Of all the horrible things Hidan had done in his life, there was only one thing he could really regret. KakuHidan: swearing, blood, shonenai
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,059 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/29/2007 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Akatsuki Gangstas by AkatsukiAddict reviews
The leader finally goes crazy and spreads the culture of HipHop and 'bling' to the other Akatsuki members. Crackfic. Rated M for language and awkward situations.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 27,730 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 6/15/2007 - Published: 1/16/2007 - Itachi U., Sasori - Complete
What's Sex? by elloshort reviews
Little naive Naruto. Wondering what sex is hmm? Well Kakashi advises that Naruto should go to Sasuke to explain. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,023 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 627 - Follows: 97 - Published: 5/21/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Go to bed, Sasuke! by Abbandon reviews
Sasuke just won't go to bed... What's an older brother to do? Make him of course... slight humor
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,363 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 5/1/2007 - Published: 3/11/2007 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Religious Artwork by ckret2 reviews
Hidan's obsessed with Jashin. Deidara's obsessed with explosions. But they can still share a hobby. Of course, that's bad news for anyone around them. [Oneshot, crackfic.]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,233 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 856 - Follows: 121 - Published: 4/7/2007 - Hidan, Deidara - Complete
Tuesday, the Washing by desolate butterfly reviews
[Akatsuki crack, HidanKakuzu, gen] Even evil villains have to do their laundry sometimes.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 770 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/18/2007 - Hidan - Complete
Catchphrase by Sleeper1519 reviews
[Slight KakuxHidan] Kakuzu's money obsession is not the only thing that annoys the Jashinist.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 802 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/8/2007 - Hidan - Complete
Pervert by Akaru-chan reviews
[sasunaru drabble] Sasuke is in denial. Warning: Acute Denial Syndrome
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 873 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/8/2006 - Sasuke U. - Complete
A Price to Pay by death.by.shuriken reviews
I'll give Sakura to you but in exchange, you've got to give yourself to me for one night. And you've got to like it. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,136 - Reviews: 334 - Favs: 750 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 6/16/2006 - Published: 3/10/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
sensus tactilis by icefalcon reviews
Uchihacest. [Kisame POV] Itachi didn't touch people.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,303 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 18 - Published: 5/14/2006 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Devil's Army by FastForward reviews
Ever wondered about Genma? Ever wondered about his senbon? Ever wondered about his perversion? Wonder no more...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,851 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 15 - Published: 4/7/2006 - Genma S. - Complete
And the Beat Goes On by Queen Angelblood reviews
[Revised]Naruto always knew high school was going to be a living hell, but lately, things have taken a turn for the worse. . .[Epilogue]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 260,598 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 12/5/2005 - Published: 6/23/2005 - Complete
Public Bathing by rosesareblue reviews
Naruto and Sasuke go to a public bathhouse. But a certain blond ninja is acting a little strange... Warning: Not for those who are anti-Naruto-molesting. SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,109 - Reviews: 414 - Favs: 1,237 - Follows: 193 - Published: 6/2/2005 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete