SisterCat
 Author has written 1 story for Good Omens. Hi! I'm Cat! Or at least that's the persona I like to be known as and a couple people occasionally call me. Or Angel Red if you're Alice... You can call me Brittany if you want though. I'm getting offtrack. I love animals and reading. Cat Many thanks to: Opening Credits: We Didn't Start the Fire by Billy Joel Waking Up: This Love by Maroon 5 First Day At School: Stay up Late by Talking Heads Making Your New Best Friend: Let's Dance by David Bowie Falling In Love: In the Air Tonight by Phil Collins Breaking Up: Torn by Natalie Imbruglia Prom: Turn to Stone by Electric Light Orchestra Graduation: Footloose by Kenny Loggins Life's Okay: Urgent by Foreigner Death Of A Close Friend: Fly Like An Eagle by The Steve Miller Band Mental Breakdown: House of Memories by Panic! At The Disco Driving: Behind Blue Eyes by The Who Flashback: 3AM by Matchbox Twenty Getting Back Together: Bringin' on the Heartbreak by Def Leppard Birth Of Child: Girl, You Have No Faith in Medicine by The White Stripes Wedding Scene: Feel Good Inc. by Gorillaz Car Accident: Ballroom Blitz by The Sweet Final Battle: Born To Be Wild by Steppenwolf Death Scene: Short Skirt, Long Jacket by Cake Funeral Song: Sweet Child O' Mine by Guns N' Roses End Credits: Are You Gonna Be My Girl by Jet I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. 1.Your real name: Brittany 2.Your Nobody name (Take all the letters of your first name, mix them around and put an "x" where you think it should go): Nybatrixt 3.Your Gangsta name(the first three letters of your name plus "izzle"): Briizzle 4.Your Detective name (fav. color and fav. animal): Purple Tiger 5. Your Soap Opera name (your middle name and the street you live on): Clarice Yukon 6. Your Star Wars name (first three letters of your last name, first two letters of your first): Bowbr 7. Your Super Hero name (2nd fav color, fav drink): Blue Sprite 8. Your Witness Protection name (middle names of your parents): Marie David 9. Your Goth Name (Black plus the name of one of your pets): Black Jasper YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF... You talk to yourself a lot. You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. After uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow, this stuff is great for sugar highs..." You live off of sugar and caffeine People think you're insane. You'll check your e-mail every day of the week one week, and then disappear off the face of the earth the next. You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random. When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it. No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper. The letters on your keyboard are wearing off. Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome. People think you have A.D.D. You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D. You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense. You start thinking about making lists like this and start laughing for no "apparent" reason Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago. And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 1 If you dare to be Stupid, Copy this into your profile. I'm not paranoid... WHICH ONE OF MY ENEMIES TOLD YOU THIS?! If the person you talk to the most is yourself then copy this into your profile. If you wanna WHA If you're so addicted to fanfiction that you can't get to sleep at night because your mind is going on with the story your writing or reading copy and paste in profile You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it. You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff I laugh even harder AND blame the guy next to me. If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile. If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God- forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile. If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile If several inanimate objects hate you post this on profile. If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile If you actually take the time to read copy and pastes, copy this onto your profile. If you should be doing homework right now, copy this into your profile If you probably need a life but have no intentions of getting one, put it on your profile. If you like chocolate as much as I do (which is A LOT), copy this in your profile If you have ever burst out laughing about something in a book, and people look at you weird, copy and paste this on your profile. If you have a tendency to talk/sing to yourself copy and paste this to your profile. The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile. If you have ever slapped yourself and/ or banged your head on a table for no reason copy and paste this into your profile. If you know that goth and emo are 2 different things, copy this to your profile! If you know that the government is up to something evil and hate them copy this into your profile. If you ever annoy people just for fun copy this into your profile. If you ever started an argument with yourself and lost copy this into your profile. .eliforp ruoy otni ti etsap dna ypoc ,sdrawkcab siht daer ot hguone trams era uoy fI If you wish a certain fictional character was real, copy this to your profile! If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy this into your profile. Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this into your profile! If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile. If you're a girl and get sick and tired of guys assuming that you're weak and can’t fight, copy and paste this into your profile. If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile. If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile. If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(i always change my penname)(tehehehe) I'veComeToTakeYourCheese, Vampire Scooby, blissfulmemories, Misfit Band Geek, Inuyashagrl101, Giggle Wiggles, Fox-Zodiac, Leafstar of LyokoKonoha, LoveIchigo, Inner-Hollow, Fullmetal Embers Gaarahottie, XxMileena-chanxX, Neko Ninja Hezza, motnahp-724, Willowed Moon, Geek179,InvisibleNinja1234, SisterCat If Fanfiction is to you what Facebook is to other people, copy and paste this in to your profile. Copy and paste this onto your profile if you are insane or something bordering on insanity OR like to shout random things which basically qualifies you for insanity. Cupcake. If you're a girl who's tired of people assuming that just because you're a girl you love pink and can't fight to save your life, put this into your profile. If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this into your profile. If you are obsessed with fanfiction, put this in your profile. If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile. If you have ever choked on air (or any other substance you thought impossible to choke on), copy this in your profile. If you guys love to read, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think flamers are dirt bags who spend their day thinking of ways to insult people, copy and paste this into your profile. If you're a lunatic, copy and paste this into your profile. Too many kids and teenagers have smoked or tried marijuana. If you haven't, copy and paste this into your profile. If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this into your profile. If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever copy and pasted something into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile. If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this into your profile. If they are right... copy and paste this into your profile. 1F Y0U C4N UND3R574ND 7H15 M355463 C0PY 17 4ND P4573 17 1N70 Y0UR PR0F1L3 If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile. If you are crazy and proud of it copy and paste this onto your profile. If you've ever tried to lick your elbow and knew that it was physically impossible, copy this to your profile. Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile If your friends think you are certifiably insane, copy and paste this onto your profile If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence you tried at all. When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it. Some people are like slinkies. They seem to have no purpose, but they still make you smile when you push them down the stairs. I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy ever minute of it. Just when I think you've said the stupidest thing ever you just keep on talking. The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not. Never take life seriously, nobody gets out alive anyway 'Both optimists and pessimists contribute to our society. The optimist invents the airplane and the pessimist the parachute.' Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling Your shin: a device used to find furniture in the dark Sarcasm. It's easier than actually having to deal with stupid people. We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the cops. The next time someone says "Sticks and stones may break my bones but words can never hurt me " HIT THEM WITH A DICTIONARY! Normal people scare me...but not as much as I scare them My reality check bounced. Friends will always be like "well you deserve better" but best friends will be prank calling him saying "you will die in seven days..." Everything here is eatable. I'm eatable, but that my children is called cannibalism and is frowned upon in most societies. There are no stupid questions, just stupid people Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers. - "Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss." You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try.' - A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing! The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory. - He who laughs last didn't get it. -The number of people watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your action. - When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane. -Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much. - I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder. - Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking I didn't lose my mind. I sold it on Ebay. Warning: Trespassers will be shot. Survivors will be shot again. I'm only mean to people who tell me to be nice! Curiosity killed whoever got in my way. I'm a bomb technician. If you see me running, try to keep up. Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup. Most teachers promote the three R's; Reading, 'Riting, and 'Rithmetic. Then there are those that promote three S's; Sit down, Shut up, and STOP DRIVING ME CRAZY!! A good friend bails you out of jail. A best friend is sitting in the next cell, laughing, and saying, "That was fun, let's do it again!" A good friend helps find your Prince Charming. A best friend kidnaps him and brings him to you. When Life gives me lemons, I throw them back and punch Life in the face, really, really hard. To date, life has been a race between Software companies making bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the universe making bigger and better idiots. So far, the universe is winning. Smile. It scares people. An overly-positive attitude may not be enough to solve a problem, but it sure ticks people off enough for it to be worth it! There are easier things to do in life than finding a good man. Nailing Jell-O to a tree, for instance. A wise man once said, "I don't know, go ask a woman." I'm not so good with advice. May I offer a sarcastic comment? Whoever said words don't hurt have obviously never had a hard-backed encyclopedia hurled at their head. Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will eventually kill me When someone annoys you, it takes forty-two muscles to frown, but it only takes four to extend your arm and whack them upside the head. I get plenty of exercise; jumping to conclusions, pushing my luck, and dodging deadlines. Life isn't passing me by! It's trying to run me over! Why, in a country of free speech, are there phone bills? The word 'politics' is derived from the word 'poly', meaning 'many', and the word 'ticks', meaning 'blood sucking parasites' On a bag of Chips: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (But the bag said I didn't have to pay) On a bar of Palmolive soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap". On some frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost". On Nanna's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down". On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating". On packaging for a K-Mart iron: "Do not iron clothes on body". On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication". On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness". On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only". On a Japanese food processor:"Not to be used for the other use". On Nobby's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts". On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts". On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly (NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!) When Life gives you lemons, alter their DNA to make SUPER LEMONS!!!!! 95% of the teenage population would be in a crisis if Miley Cyrus, Justin Beiber, the Jonas Brothers, and Selena Gomez were on top of a 5 story building. Copy and paste this into your profile if you're one of the 5% that would be screaming into a bullhorn, "JUMP, BITCHES, JUMP!!! YOUR GUY SIDE You love hoodies. You own like a trillion baseball caps. You used to/do collect football/baseball cards. Total: 9 YOUR GIRL SIDE: You wear lip gloss/stick. Total: 5 This, my friends, is sad... I don't have very many of either... Alice! You have to post it on yours! For me! Someone tell me if I counted wrong but...aren't there 25 guy ones and only 24 girl ones? So unfair... 50 THINGS YOU DIDN'T KNOW ABOUT ME UNTIL YOU READ THIS: 1, What color is your toothbrush? Blue 2, Name one person who made you smile today: Darren 3, What were you doing at 8 am this morning: Sleeping 4, What were you doing 45 minutes ago? Showering 5, What is your favorite candy bar? Ummm, do Reeses' Peanut Butter Cups count? o.o 6, Have you ever been to a strip club? No... (Coz thats a normal question O_O ) 7, What is the last thing you said aloud? "Bye" 8. What is your favorite ice cream flavor? Mint Chocolate Chip! 9, What was the last thing you had to drink? Kiwi Strawberry Propel! 10, Do you like your wallet? I guess 11, What was the last thing you ate? A brownie! 12, Have you bought any new clothing items this week? Yes. 13, The last sporting event you watched? I can't even remember because I don't watch them 14, What is your favourite flavour of popcorn? Buttered! 15, Who is the last person you sent a text message too? My mom 16, Ever go camping? Yes, all the time 17, Do you take vitamins daily? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...no. 18, Do you go to church every Sunday? No. Never. 19, Do you have a tan? Err... no, I don't really tan... 20, Do you prefer Chinese food over pizza? Definitely 21, Do you drink your soda with a straw? No, cause it's bad for the environment 22, What did your last text message say? "...I only need one thing of detergent" 23, What are you doing tomorrow? I have no idea 25, Look to your left, what do you see? My bed 26, What colour is your watch? Purple 27, What do you think of when you hear Australia? Kangaroos 28, What is your birthstone? Amethyst!! February and purple go hand in hand :) 29, Do you go in at a fast food place or just hit the drive thru? Both. 30, What is your favourite number? 7! And then 13 o.o 31, Who's the last person you talked to on the phone? It was a while ago, but probably my mom 32, Any plans today? Eat at some point and possibly watch the Hangover 33, How many states have you lived in? Two 34, Biggest annoyance right now? My doorknob doesn't turn far enough to open without the key 35, Last song listened to? Speed of Sound by Coldplay 36, Can you say the alphabet backwards? No, but CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. 37, Do you have a maid service clean your house? Nope, I live in a dorm, though facilities does clean the bathroom 38, Favourite pair of shoes you wear all the time? My purple boots 39, Are you jealous of anyone? Not really. 40, Is anyone jealous of you? Seriously doubt it. 41, Do you love anyone? Sure, though it depends on how 42, Do any of your friends have children? Last time I checked, no. 44, Do you hate anyone that you know right now? YES. 45, Do you use the word 'hello' daily? Probably most days, but not as much as "Hey" 47, Do you like cats? Yes! My cat's my favourite! 48. Are you thinking about someone right now? dramatic sigh, looks off into the distance*...Nah. 49, Have you ever been to Six Flags? Once on a band trip. 50, How did you get your worst scar? I fell out of a tree at my cousin's house. 1. Reach out, grab the nearest book and turn to page 81. What does it say on the 15th line down? pocket and tossed it to me. "Why was the Darkling carrying 2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can, what do you feel? My comforter 3. What was the last thing you watched on TV? On an actual TV? Hitch. On my computer? The first few minutes of the Hangover before my internet decided not to work. 4. Without looking, guess what time it is... 2:07 Now look at the actual time... 2:15 5. With the exception of the computer, what else can you hear? My music on my phone and the heater. 6. When did you last step outside and what were you doing? I was walking to the post office to pick up my books 7. Before you started this, what were you looking at? Amazon to buy some things I need 8. What are you currently wearing? Jeans and a T-shirt that says "The book was better" in all caps 9. Did you dream last night? Yep. 10. When did you last laugh? Yesterday, while watching a movie 11. What is on the walls of the room that you are currently in? Some shelves, a light switch, a thermostat, some power strips, and some cisco thing 12. Seen anything weird lately? Just a random message 13. What do you think of this survey? It's... random. 14. What is the last film you saw? Part of the Hangover, or the Princess and the Frog if you mean all the way through 15. If you became a multi-millionaire over night, what would you buy? I would pay off my student loans, save a bit to pay for the schooling I have left, then use the rest of it to help endangered species. 16. Tell me something about you that I don't know... I think most of the current music is crap and prefer listening to "Classic Rock" 17. If you could change anything in the world, what would you change? I would change how people have stolen animal's habitats and restore them... 18. Do you like to dance? Only when nobody's watching. 19. If you had a baby girl, what would you call her? Jennifer, Jessica, or Iona. 20. If you had a baby boy, what would you call him? Jasper, Milo, or Joseph. 21. If you could live anywhere in the world, where would you live? I honestly would pick Oregon, since it's my favourite place I've lived in and is also familiar. |
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