Im a girl in high school i am a jr. play sports and love to read normally i don't have a preference so cross your finger and hope that i get inspiration to write about others. feel free to request anything but i wont always have a chance to get to it because of my classes. i hope that all of my writings would be m because they have the best story lines:P AND ALWAYS REVIEW as a new writer reviews help a lot.

FEMALE COMEBACK'S!!!!!!

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

Man: Your eyes they're amazing.
Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing

If you repost this you will get a phone call 37 minutes after you repost
this...
If you don't resend this then your love life will be doomed for eternity.

GIRLS REPOST THIS AS "female comebacks"

DO NOT READ THI IT IS STUPID AND I WILL TAKE IT OFF TOMAROW IM A SCARDY CAT DONT READ THIS!!!!!!!!!

DO NOT READ THE FOLLOWING PARAGRAGH I haven't been able to look at the ceiling at night since.A woman died in 1933.A man buried her in the ground when she was still alive.Then he chanted , Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant you will meet this little . In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this in your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.
~Lucillia