PyromaniacalCadaver
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Joined 03-25-10, id: 2302013, Profile Updated: 07-21-10
Author has written 2 stories for Twilight.

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As we said before: "Go, now rawr!"

Salve fatui! Te non amo, quod es fatuus et obesus! Te cenabo! Et familia tua!

Story: Mea frumentum cenam!

Italy: "Amo copiam frumenti cenae!"
Germany: "Sic."
Italy: "Sic!"
Italy: "Sumusne amici?"
Germany: "Sic, sumus."
Italy: "Magnifice!"
Italy: "Paro facere frumentum cenam."
France: "Sum rex!"
Germany: "Vis."
France: "Ago!"
Britain: "Carpe frumentum cenam!"
France: "Video frumentum cenam."
Italy: "Meretis non frumentum cenam!"
Britain: "Possumus habere frumentum cenam."
Germany: "Estis non."
Italy: "Possumus habere frumentum cenam."
France: "Possumusne?"
Britain: "Possumusne? Si placet?"
Germany: "Minime!"
Italy: "Sic! Sumus laeti pueri! Amo frumentum cenam!"
Japan: "Es frumentum cenam."
Italy: "Vis!"

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A Death to Remember reviews
A wonderful, amazing, awesome and as epic as Homer's poems story about a beautiful girl...I hate Twilight. Vampires don't sparkle period. Get ready to light a match for this story.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 6,463 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 7/21/2010 - Published: 3/28/2010
A Fun Weekend reviews
Our heroine is stressed from feeling her foes, and decides to blow off a little steam. Uses characters in A Death to Remember, which should be read by all. Sorry about the absence of swearing... R&R damn you!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 462 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 6/27/2010 - Published: 5/9/2010 - Bella