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Joined 08-10-11, id: 3148043, Profile Updated: 01-16-17

Info about me:

I'm off and on here a lot, i don't write, i just come here to read stuff

Name: That's for me to know and you not to find out

Gender: Female

Birthday: March 1995, 21 years old

favorite animals: 1.horse 2.dog and after that its not in any particular order i LOVE animals. Animals are one of my passions.

TV Shows/books i like:

Switched at Birth

The Walking Dead

The Originals

Once Upon A Time

Criminal Minds

Orange Is The New Black

Game Of Thrones

Warriors/ Warrior cats saga

Inheritance cycle

Pretty Little Liars

The Nine Lives of Chloe King

Teen Wolf

Jane by design

Lost girl


I Must Be...

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLOURS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts (It's actually called a kilt)
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist.
I support the choice of having a child so i MUST not care about life
I support homosexual marriage so I MUST be gay
I tell the truth so I MUST not care about people's feelings
I cry in public so I MUST be only faking for attention
I've had premarital sex so I MUST be a slut
I came home with messy hair so I MUST have had sex
I love someone so I MUST be clingy
I'm loud so i MUST be too annoying to be friends with

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The Nessie Chronicles Part II by The Nessie Chronicles reviews
The Nessie Chronicles; Part II. Picks up where our favourite vamp/human hyrbid left off. She looks back on her life but there is much more to follow. She's back with her Fiance, Family and Friends. POST BD. Hope you all enjoy! Each chapter will have a warning if there are lemons, if u would like to see the chapters that have lemons; visit FictionPad penname; thenessiechronicles. X
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 298,113 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 2/15/2018 - Published: 4/13/2013 - Bella, Edward, Jacob, Renesmee C./Nessie
The Lady of Flowers by ShanMah reviews
AU, Loras/Sansa: my take on what Sansa's life could've been if the Tyrells had been successful in marrying her to Loras.
Game of Thrones - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 80,018 - Reviews: 344 - Favs: 808 - Follows: 757 - Updated: 11/26/2017 - Published: 9/11/2014 - Sansa S., Loras T. - Complete
Fighting Fate by nicolebennette reviews
Nessie Cullen is not a little kid anymore. Suddenly she has an interest in high school parties, drinking and... Jacob Black. She begins to realize that it is impossible to just be friends with Jacob anymore, and an emotional rollercoaster of a romance begins. What could possibly go wrong?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 172,062 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 7/9/2017 - Published: 5/3/2016 - Jacob, Renesmee C./Nessie
the chief returns by WandCloakStone reviews
Hiccup had been gone on chief duties for a few weeks and Astrid was more than ready for him to get home. Takes place about a year after the second movie ends. continuing with this, adding fluff and more smut and every day life kind of stuff.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 23,064 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 12/31/2015 - Published: 12/31/2014 - Astrid, Hiccup - Complete
Muddied Waters by Justagirl28 reviews
Sequel to Untitled: Because No One Cares. Intro is a better summary.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 120,215 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 5/25/2015 - Published: 4/11/2010 - Leah, Nahuel
Take Me Home Tonight by Madame Atomic Bomb reviews
When confronted by the fact that their friends think that they've secretly been dating, Toph and Sokka decide to pull a prank in revenge...but the unexpected happens when things heat up between them. Tokka smut!
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,508 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 33 - Published: 3/1/2014 - Aang, Sokka, Katara, Toph - Complete
Freezing to Death by ForsakenOathKeeper reviews
Astrid awakes in the middle of the night as Hiccup returns from a long journey. Astrid x Hiccup. Smut. One-shot. Lemon. They are 20-something in this piece.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,923 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 566 - Follows: 174 - Published: 10/9/2013 - Astrid, Hiccup - Complete
A Dreamy Night by FreckledFennec13 reviews
He'd watched her secretly until she called to him, begging him to fulfill their desires together, but... it was all just a dream. (When life gives you lemons, write raunchy, steamy sex scenes)
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,154 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/6/2013 - Aang, Katara - Complete
A Wolf Kind of Girl by Wolflvr85 reviews
This fanfic occurs many years after Breaking Dawn. Staying true to the characters S.M. created-love, life, and violence steam up this story. Read along as Renesmee Cullen realizes her new feelings for Jacob Black and their journey and trials through love.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 202,959 - Reviews: 486 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 226 - Updated: 7/29/2013 - Published: 4/4/2012 - Jacob, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Shooting Star by TwilightSy reviews
Nessie's all grown up and going to high school. Her family and best friend Jacob are going with her. Find out what happens when a human girl starts making motions and overtures for Jacob's affections. Rated M for the later chapters.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 52 - Words: 94,790 - Reviews: 519 - Favs: 306 - Follows: 274 - Updated: 6/21/2013 - Published: 1/4/2011 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob - Complete
The Nessie Chronicles by The Nessie Chronicles reviews
Nessie has some time to kill before she is getting married. She reflects upon her time from her last major growth spurt. Romance, new friendship, drama. Post BD. This will now meet the rating requirements. If you would like the full version please visit FictionPad penname; thenessiechronicles or send me a pm and I will send you the full chapter.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 61 - Words: 561,150 - Reviews: 771 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 4/19/2013 - Published: 4/5/2010 - Jacob, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Awake by KrystalFruit22 reviews
"Aang, come to bed." Katara's voice, smooth and silky called to him from the door and he had to admit it was almost too tempting, he could smell her, feel her softness contrasting starkly with the rough discomfort of the desk." Series of mature oneshots.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 28,044 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 3/15/2013 - Published: 3/2/2011 - Aang, Katara
This One Will Be Ours by ktut reviews
Three months after the rains stop, Wanda finds the courage to confront Ian over his reservations. One-shot.
Host - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,235 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 19 - Published: 12/2/2012 - Ian O., Wanderer/Wanda - Complete
Midnight Moon: Renesmee and Jacob by Renesmee The Musical Werepire reviews
The final chapter of the Twilight's Sun Saga. Nessie and Jacob are finally getting married but Seth isn't so thrilled. The night before the wedding, Jacob has a dream, a warning that Nessie and his first child will be in danger, once again from UNKNOWN.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 42,719 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 1/9/2012 - Published: 7/9/2010 - Jacob, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Marked by Avvithespaz reviews
Meredith goes on a business trip for a week, and refuses to let Chloe stay home by herself after she was "mugged." So Chloe ends up staying the week with the Mai, fun fun!
Nine Lives of Chloe King - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 47,402 - Reviews: 822 - Favs: 437 - Follows: 456 - Updated: 9/3/2011 - Published: 7/12/2011 - Chloe K., Alek
Infect Me With Your Love by specs 0-0 reviews
Alek said it didn't mean anything. It was just a one night stand. Besides, it's not as if Chloe was in love with him. So why is her heart breaking? And why is she suddenly getting sick in the mornings? After all, it didn't mean anything, right?
Nine Lives of Chloe King - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,488 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 8/1/2011 - Published: 7/29/2011 - Chloe K., Alek
Next Generation: Together by CarlieCullenBlack reviews
Six years after BREAKING DAWN Renesmee's human hormones have kicked in not only changing her body but her thoughts and emotions as well. What does her future hold? I DO NOT OWN TWILIGHT OR ANY OF THE CHARACTERS THANK SM FOR THAT.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 49 - Words: 122,519 - Reviews: 324 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 6/25/2011 - Published: 4/30/2011 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob - Complete
What It Takes by Heart of a Panther reviews
To Squirrelflight, there was no reason to continue living if Brambleclaw hated her. What will it take for her to realize the truth?
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,982 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/20/2011 - Squirrelflight, Bramblestar - Complete
Forever&Always by MiiMii.G03Z.RaWr reviews
The Host left off with Wanda and Burns finally meeting. What if Burns starts feeling more than just friendship for Wanda? What will she do? What will Ian do? Where will this leave them?
Host - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,988 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 2/22/2011 - Published: 4/19/2010 - Ian O., Wanderer/Wanda
Blurring The Lines by spaztronaut reviews
Ian's POV of The Host. We all know how much Ian loves Wanda, but he didn't always. How did he go from trying to kill her to being in love with her? What was going on in Ian's mind during everything?
Host - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 94,411 - Reviews: 699 - Favs: 983 - Follows: 366 - Updated: 2/19/2011 - Published: 12/5/2009 - Ian O., Wanderer/Wanda - Complete
Gravity by brilliantbritooobsessed reviews
Jacob Black is tied to Renesmee Cullen like gravity. But will Nessie feel the same? What happens when Nessie's life is put in danger? Can the new relationship she has with Jacob withstand all obsticles? Please R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 58 - Words: 81,755 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 1/25/2011 - Published: 10/12/2010 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob - Complete
Breaking Eclipse: Renesmee and Jacob by Renesmee The Musical Werepire reviews
Sequel to Twilight's Sun and A New Dawn. Nessie's living a great life in Forks...but when Nessie gets a phone call and nightmares, her life changes from safe, to a real nightmare movie! Without Jacob knowing the secret, only Seth can protect her. M 4 lan
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 59,752 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 7/9/2010 - Published: 11/20/2009 - Jacob, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Spin my Heart by SoulStone reviews
Wanda is having issues with Ian and goes to Melanie for help when she suggests that they should play Spin the Bottle. Ends up having the issues resolved. ; One-shot. Wanda/Ian
Host - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,548 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 20 - Published: 4/16/2010 - Ian O., Wanderer/Wanda - Complete
Untitled: Because No One Cares by Justagirl28 reviews
... My heart sank into my stomach. What kind of cruel joke was this? I have finally imprinted, only to find his heart would never be mine, he was taken.. . Chapter 24 extended slightly. . .sorry I am grammatically challenged lol!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 113,352 - Reviews: 512 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 3/28/2010 - Published: 3/4/2009 - Leah, Nahuel - Complete
You Have Got To Be Kidding Me by thunder skies reviews
."And do you know what, right then, I really, really, start to hate about myself? I have a thing for eye contact." Leah/Nahuel.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 94,485 - Reviews: 1090 - Favs: 429 - Follows: 440 - Updated: 6/1/2009 - Published: 12/24/2008 - Leah, Nahuel