Hey I'm Aimee ! I love Harry Potter, The Hunger Games, One Direction, Ariana Grande etc. I'm a proud member of Slytherin.(we're not all evil ya know)

If you secretly hoped to get a letter from Hogwarts when you were 11, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you spend a lot of time wishing Hogwarts existed, copy and paste this into your account

If mythical creatures exist (dragons, unicorns, phoenixes, etc.), copy this onto your profile!

If you're in denial over Tonks and Lupins death's copy and paste this into your profile.

If you want J.K.R. to make a series about the Marauders, copy this into your profile.

If you love the Marauders AND think they are THE best, copy this into your profile

If you think that writing Fanfic stories is fun then copy this onto your profile!

If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy and paste this in your profile.

If there are times when you just wanna annoy people for the heck of it then copy this into ya profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, paste this to your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you have ever choked on air (or any other substance you thought impossible to choke on), copy this in your profile

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile. If you're okay with losing, copy and put this on your profile too

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list:danyan, Zutara Lover, Archangel's Requiem, Lady Sakura of the Fated,Animefangirlforever, Rethira, BluCmonkE, Lady Yuuki,deixsaso, obsidianLight16, umeRi87, Eric the Lazy Genius, harrypotter554

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile

If you have ever forgotten your name while introducing yourself, copy this to your profile.

If you forgot your phone number when some one asks for it copy this into your profile.

If you try and don't succeed, cheat. Repeat until caught. Then lie.

My Characters

Let The Music Speak

I have deleted these stories because I can't go through with a Multi Chapter story at the moment with school and all that but I will write a series of one shots but feel free to use any of the charaters here and PM me your story so I can check it out thx xxx

The New Marauders:

Alexia Tonks Lupin-

Serena Alyssa Black-

Alexia's Animagui-

Serena's Animagui-

Harry's Animagui-

Harry, Alexia and Serena in Animagui-(the rat is not there)

A Hogwarts Musical:

Lily Evans-

James Potter-

Scarlett Potter: Sorry my link for Scarlett isn't working but you can copy and paste this for the pic:

Alice Prewett-

Hey I'm Writing a new fanfic but i'm not gonna post just yet. Here are the characters:

The Cronwells

Splendora Cronwell-

Carina Cronwell-

Casper Hallows-

Carina and Casper-

People you Should know but I'm gonna put them anyway

Harry Potter-

Ron Weasley-

Hermione Granger-

yeah another story!

Hogwarts School For Superhero's

Violet Layla Evans-

James Sirius Potter ii-

Amber Stella Jones-

Sirius Regulus Black ii-

Theodore Teddy Lupin-

Delilah Rachel Chance-

The Eeveelution Girls

Nala Taylor-

Elaina Gomez-

Selena Di Gutchi-

Fleur Elis-

Blaze Jones-

Jemma Williams-

Shiva Vur Horston- (no piercings)

Kayla Lopez-

Ash Ketchum-

Brock Harrison-

Since you all know what Ash and Brock dress in here are the Girls outfits.

Nala

Top-

Bottoms-

Shoes-

Elania

Top-

Bottoms-

or

Shoes-

Selena

Top-

Bottoms-

or-

Shoes-

Fleur

Top-

Bottoms-

or-

Shoes-

Blaze

Top-

Bottoms-

Shoes-

Jemma

Top-

Bottoms-

Shoes-

Shiva

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Bottoms-

Shoes-

Kayla

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Bottoms-

Shoes-

1. Open your music library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)

2. Put it on shuffle

3. Press play

4. For every question, type the song that's playing

5. When you go to a new question, press the next button

6. Don't lie and try to pretend you’re cool... and a lot of the songs fit with the setting

Opening Credits: Born For This- Paramore

Waking Up: CrushCrushCrush- Paramore

First Day At School: Rude Boy- Rihanna

Falling In Love: Angels- Robbie Williams

Fight Song: Pyromania- Cascada

Breaking Up: Stong again- N-Dubz

Prom night: Let the Flames Begin- Paramore

Life: Firework- Katy Perry

Mental Breakdown: Airplanes-B.O.B ft. Haley Williams

Driving: Dynomite- Taio Cruz

Flashback: Fireflies- Owl City

Getting back together: American Idiot- GreenDay

Wedding: Funhouse- P!nk

Birth of Child: Emergency- Paramore

Final Battle: VooDoo People- The Prodigy

Funeral Song: Perfect- P!nk

Final Credits: The Middle- Jimmy Eat World

FRIENDS/BEST FRIENDS

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.

BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much?"

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.

BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.

BEST FRIENDS: Already have the shovel to berry the body of the person that made you cry.

FRIENDS: Will pass you a soda.

BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.

BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.

FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.

BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and runs.

FRIENDS: Will help you move.

BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the cell with you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Won't tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say, "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college.

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.

BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say, "Girl drink the rest of that! You know we don't waste!"

FRIENDS: Would read and ignore this.

BEST FRIENDS: Will re-post this!

Did you know? Before you go to sleep at night there is 1 person from the opposite rainbow, thinking of you, they want to kiss you, they want to be with you, they're always thinking about you before they go to sleep at night and they are longing to be with you. This is all true not fake. If you repost this on your page within 5 mins, that person who is longing to approach you will approach you in a month and ask you out or grab you and kiss you but if you break this chain no one will like you or ask you out for 45 years

IF YOU IGNORE THIS WITHOUT READING IT YOU HAVE NO HEART...BUT IF YOU FIND YOU CANNOT STOP UNTIL YOU REACH THE END THEN YOU MUST HAVE A VERY BIG HEART.

Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school
He told his friends that it was cool
And when he pulled the trigger back
It shot with a great crack
Mummy I was a good girl
I did what I was told
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold
But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye
I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry
When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another
And all because he got the gun from his older brother
Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much
And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush
And tell my little sister that she is the only one now
And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best
Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest
Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class
And never to forget this and please don't let this pass
Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this
Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss
And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try
I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry
Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest
But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest
Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack
Mummy listen to me if you would
I wanted to go to college
I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with daddy
On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married
I wanted to have a kid
I wanted to be an actress
Mummy I wanted to live
But mummy I must go now
The time is getting late
Mummy tell my Chris
I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date
I love you mummy I always have
I know you know it's true
Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you"
In memory of the Columbian students that were lost
Please if you would
Pass this around
I'd be happy if you could
Don't smash this on the ground
If you pass this on
Maybe people will cry
Just keep this in heart
For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"
Now you have two choices
1) repost and show you care
2)ignore it and you have just proven you have a low-down, cold-heart
(Please just copy and paste this on to your site and show that you care)

There's a 13 year old girl, and she wished
that her dad would come home from
the army, because he'd been having
problems with his heart and right
leg. It was 2:53 p.m . When she made
her wish. At 3:07 p.m. (14 minutes
later), the doorbell rang, and
there her Dad was, luggage and all!!

I'm Katie and I'm 20 and I've been
having trouble in my job and on the
verge of quitting. I made a simple
wish that my boss would get a new
job. That was at 1:35 and at 2:55
there was an announcement that he
was promoted and was leaving for
another city. Believe me...this
really works!

My name is Ann and I am 45 years
of age. I had always been single
and had been hoping to get into a
nice, loving relationship for many
years. While kind of daydreaming
(and right after receiving this email)
I wished that a quality person would
finally come into my life. That was at
9:10 AM on a Tuesday. At 9:55 AM
a FedEx delivery man came into my
office.He was cute, polite and
could not stop smiling at me. He
started coming back almost everyday
(even without packages) and asked me
out a week later. We married 6
months later and now have been
happily married for 2 years.

What a great email it was!!

Just scroll down to the end, but
while you do, think of a wish.
Make your wish when you have completed
scrolling. Whatever age you are, is the
number of minutes it will take for your
wish to come true. ex.you are 25 years
old, it will take 25 minutes for your wish
to come true).

Go for it!

SCROLL DOWN!

STOP!

Congratulations! Your wish will
now come true in your age minutes.

Now follow this carefully...it
can be very rewarding!

If you repost this within the next 5 min.
something major that you've been wanting
will happen.

This is scary!

The phone will ring right after you repost

Do it one by one, don't look ahead!

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.

2.Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, or yellow?

3. Your first initial?

4. Your month of birth?

5. Which color do you like more, black or white?

6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.

7. Your favorite number?

8. Do you like California or Florida more?

9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?

10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).

Are you done?

If so scroll down

(don't cheat- -)

THE ANSWERS

1. You are completly in love with this person

2. If you choose

Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.

Black: You are conservitive and agressive.

Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.

Blue: You are spontaneous and and love kisses and affection from the ones you love.

Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down.

3. If your initial is:

A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.

L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is is soon to blossom.

S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

4. If you were born in:

Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you fall in love with someone totally unexpected.

Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relashonship that will not last long but the memories will last forever.

July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experiance a major life changing experiance for the good.

Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your soulmate.

5. If you choose...

Black: Your life will take on in a different direction, it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.

White: You will have a friend who completely confides with you and would do anything for you, but may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend.

7. THis is how many close friends you will have in a lifetime.

8. If you choose

California: You like adventure.

Florida: You are a laidback person.

9. If you choose...

Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.

Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come before your next birthday

This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murderer chanted,"Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this in your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. I usually wouldnt do this but the thought of that scares me!

My Favourite Characters from Harry Potter

1. The Marauders

2. Lily Evans

3. Tonks

4. Harry Potter

5. The Weasley Twins

6. Ron Weasley

7. Hermione Granger

8. Bellatrix Black/Lestrange

9. Dobby

10. Dumbledore

11. Prof. Mcgonagall

12. James Sirius Potter

13. Albus Severus Potter

14. Ginny Weasley/Potter

15. Voldermort

Harry Potter: Matter-of-Opinion

The first character that was your favourite: Harry Potter

The character you never expected to love as much as you do now: Fleur Delacour

The character everyone else loves that you don't: Severus Snape

The character you love that everyone else hates: Bellatrix Lestrange

The character you'd want to be like: Nyphadora Tonks/ Lupin

The character you'd slap if you had the chance: Peter Petigrew

Pairings that you love: Lily/James, Harry/OC, Remus/OC, Daphne.G/Harry.

Pairings that you despise: Snape/Lily, Harry/Hermione and any Boy/Boy or Girl/Girl

What is your favorite Harry Potter book? The Deathly Hallows

Who is/are your favorite HP character(s)? The Marauders (Young and Older), Lily Evans/ Potter (young and older), The Weasley Twins, Nynphadora Tonks, Mad-Eye Moody, Bellatrix Black/ Lestrange and soo many more!

Who is/are your least favorite HP character(s)? Umbridge, Peter Petigrew, Snape.

What house do you prefer you be in? My first preference is Slytherin. Then Griffindor. Then Hufflepuff. Then Ravenclaw.

But what house would you think you'll be in? Slytherin, hands down.

Which ghost within Hogwarts is you favorite? Sir Nicholas de Mimsy-Porpington.(Nearly Headless Nick)

What subject in Hogwarts do you like the best? DADA hands down.

Who is your favorite teacher in Hogwarts? Professor R.J. Lupin

Which position would you want to be in Quidditch? Seeker

Which position in Quidditch do you think fits you the most? Seeker because I do have quite a sharp eye though I don't always show it and even though I'm tall I have decent reflexes and speed.

Who do you want to make friends with? James. S. Potter, The Marauders Lily.

If you were in Hogwarts, who would be your best buddy? James. S. Potter.

Why would he/she be your best buddy? Because we both like to muck around but still manage to be sensible went we need to be.

Which character can you relate to? Ginny Weasley

Harry Potter: Oath

I promise to remember Tonks

Each time time I knock something down.

And I promise to remember Charlie Weasley

Whenever I'm out of town.

I promise not to obey traffic laws

For Sirius's sake of course.

And I promise to remember Lupin

When my heart fills with remorse.

I promise to remember Arthur

Whenever I am at St Mungo's Room.

And I promise to remember the Weasley Twins

Every time fireworks boom.

I promise to remember Lily

When I see someone that holds pure beauty,

And I promise to remember Dobby

Whenever a pair of socks spots me.

I promise to remember Teddy

When I see someone with turquoise hair.

And I promise to remember Molly

When someone tells me they care.

I promise to remember Ginny

Whenever bogey hexes are unfurled.

And I promise to remember the Death Eaters

When someone speaks of dominating the world.

Yes I promise to love Harry Potter

Wherever I may go.

So that all may see my obsession

Because I know what the wizards know.

Roses are red, violets are blue,St. Valentine was beheaded, and you should be too.

1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 81, and find line 4.

Her mum continued to wipe her nose. Elise gave Andy...

Anne Cassidy - Just Jealous

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What can you touch?

My Bed-Side table and the wall

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?

Smallville

4. Without looking, guess what time it is:

14:20

5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?

14:11

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?

The Wind and My Bros

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?

Yesterday Walking to the Bus stop.

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?

Profile of an Author

9. What are you wearing?

Red Liverpool T-Shirt and Blue Skinny Jeans.

10. Did you dream last night?

No.

11. When did you last laugh?
Today, I was messing around with my bros.

12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?

Harry Potter Marauders Stuff and Twilight Posters.

13. Seen anything weird lately?

Yes. My Step- Bro Sitting on a Pile of cushions which had my other Step-Bro underneath them.

14. What do you think of this quiz?

Cool?

15. What is the last film you saw?

V for Vendetta

16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?

Harry Potter Movie Replicers of wands and scarfs etc.

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know:

I am youngest and only girl in my family.

18. If you could change one thing about the world, what would you do?

No War! It's Pathetic really.

19. Do you like to dance?

Yes.

20. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?

Cerys Maddison _

21. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?

Harry Sirius _

22. Would you ever consider living abroad?

Yeah Maybe.

You say Twilight
I say Harry Potter
You say vampires
I say wizards
You say Jacob Black
I say Sirius Black
You say Team Edward
I say Team Potter
You say Robert Pattinson
I'll say "is Cedric Diggory"
You say Robert Pattinson is hot
I say Rupert Grint is HOTTER!
You think Bella and Edward are the perfect dream couple?
I think that’s Ron and Hermione
You say Edward
I'll say Harry, now STUPEFY!

If you think Remus Lupin deserves more cuddles than Jacob Black, copy this to your profile.

If you are in love with a fictional character, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you cried when Fred Weasley died (in Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows), and not afraid to admit it, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you miss Fred Weasley from Harry Potter, put this in your profile.

If you are a die hard, no hope for cure Harry Potter fan, copy and paste this into your profile.

You know your addiction to Harry Potter is getting dangerous when you've added words like
"Voldemort", "Hogwarts", and "Marauders" to your computer's dictionary. If you have done that, copy this into your profile.

If you missed Hogwarts as much as Harry while searching for Horcruxes with him, copy this into your profile.

If you support werewolf rights, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are sad because there will be no more Harry Potter books , copy and paste this into your profile

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.

In Remembrance

In Remembrance to Severus Snape…
…A Slytherin who died like a Gryffindor…
...without all the red and gold crap.
In Remembrance to Fred Weasley…
…Who fought bravely to the very end….
…And whose jokes will forever brighten his other half…
…And will loyally await his soul mate and brother…
…with many jokes…
...he's got forever to think of them, right?
In Remembrance to Dobby…
…Who was more free and full of love…
...than any elf, and most humans.
In Remembrance to Remus J. Lupin…
...the last real Marauder...
…who was not just a wonderful father…
….a incredible husband and brave hero…
...as well as a freakin' awesome werewolf.
In Remembrance to Nymphadora Tonks…
…who died for ‘the greater good’…
...and would probably hex me for calling her Nymphadora.
In Remembrance of Alastor ‘Mad-Eye’ Moody…
…who’s motto ‘constant vigilance’ kept him alive…
...and scared the crap out of some kids too.
In Remembrance of Tom Marvelo Riddle a.k.a. Voldemort…
…who was pretty cool, and cute when he was younger…
…but who got his ass thoroughly kicked in the end
In Remembrance of Albus Dumbledore…
…whose past and wisdom confused us…
…whose seeming betrayal shocked us…
…but actually who turned out to be an okay guy in the end...
...despite the whole 'almost killing Harry' thing.
In Remembrance to Bellatrix Lestrange…
… because it’s was awesome how Molly slapped her with that Avada Kedavra!
...She deserved everything she got and more...Although she was pretty damn Awesome!
In Remembrance of Colin Creevey…
…who we really didn’t know too well…
…but took a lot of pictures and died fighting in a war…
…so he must’ve done something good…
…besides stalking Harry.
In Remembrance of Hedwig…
...Harry actual first friend…
...who lived and died soaring.
In Remembrance of George's Ear...
...may he forever be 'holey'...
...at least Fred has some company...
...a little piece of George, to last him forever.

59 AWESOME WAYS TO MAKE YOUR TEACHER WANNA BACKHAND YOU!!

1. Walk into the classroom like a super spy. (Keep your back on the walls as you walk, point your finger up like a gun, look around with shifty eyes, hum the Mission Impossible theme, etc.)

2. After everything your teacher says, ask why continuously.

3. If your teacher is yelling at a classmate, wait for them to finish their tantrum then ask "Does somebody need a hug?” very loudly.

4. If your teacher starts blowing up at you for saying that, simply reply, “Wow, I can tell you’re a blast at parties.”

5. Sit in a corner and wait for everyone to stare at you. When they do, grab your head and scream “The light! Make it stop, it burns!"

6. Flick pieces of paper around the class.

7. When your teacher tells you to stop, cross your arms and say, “You're racist against paper aren’t you.”

8. Don’t do your homework.

9. When your teacher asks you why you didn’t do your homework say, “I dropped it while beating up this guy for saying you’re the worst teacher ever.” Then sit there and smile sweetly.

10. When you have a substitute teacher, wait for them to write their name on the board. Then when they say hello my name is Mr./Mrs (insert name here), you stand up and say “Prove it!”

11. When your teacher asks why you were late say, “My goldfish died.” Then burst into tears.

12. When handing in your homework, write "This paper will self-destruct in 5 seconds." at the bottom.

13. When you leave the class bow and say, “May the force be with you, young one.”

14. When the teacher turns the light off, start singing opera as loud as you can. When they turn the light back on, look around pretending to be confused.

15. Whisper to the person next to you. When the teacher comes up behind you, scream.

16. Walk into class dancing the Macarena.

17. Tell your teacher you heard the other teachers talking about him/her in the staff room.

18. Raise your hand and say "I totally agree!" after everything your teacher says.

19. Spend the whole lesson trying to lick your elbow.

20. Speak in French.

21. Come late to class in a Spider-Man costume; say there was "a disturbance”

22. When they tell someone to turn around have everyone in class do it as well.

23. "The homework’s due now? Oh, give me a minute then."

24. Hand in an essay where every word is spelled wrong.

25. Run in the room screaming, “THE WORLD IS GOING TO END!”

26. When the teacher asks you why you are late, say, “The queen is never late, everyone else is simply early."

27. When a teacher asks you a question, say, “I’m sorry, the brain you tried to reach has been disconnected, please leave me alone or try again later, thank you.”

28. When the teacher turns on the overhead projector, scream “AAH MY EYES!!”

29. Tell yourself knock-knock jokes, then laugh loads.

30. Hide under your desk and yell “THE SKY IS FALLING!”

31. When someone knocks on the door, shout “OH NO, THEY’RE COMING FOR ME!”

32. Bring in a 4th Grader and says he’s your new pet.

33. In your technology lesson, when the teacher asks you what you are making, say a nuclear bomb.

34. When your teacher asks you a question, just stare at them.

35. Constantly talk to yourself in a low voice.

36. Purposely fall off your chair and make a big scene about it.

37. If you’re playing a really boring game, make a big deal if you win.

38. Glue all their scissors together.

39. Make paperclip jewelery. I.e. necklaces, earrings, etc…

40. Pull out one strand of someone’s hair and yell “DNA!”

41. Wear a sticker or a badge that says ‘Admiral’

42. Talk to a pen.

43. If you find a pencil on the floor, jump onto a desk, hold up the pencil, and yell, "LITTERING IS WRONG!! WHOEVER DROPPED THIS MUST BE PUNISHED!!" Then run around the room singing in a foreign language.

44. Yell “LIAR!” to everything they say.

45. Smile. All the time.

46. Draw a tiny black spot on your arm. Make it bigger every day. Look at it and say, “It’s spreading, IT’S SPREADING!”

47. When a substitute teacher is taking attendance, say everyone is missing. Then, if they ask who you are, say ‘Your worst Nightmare’

48. When you know the answer, bounce up and down and go "OOOHH I KNOW THIS!!"

49. When a teacher calls on you say, "I forgot." To every question she asks.

50. If you have to blow your nose in class, blow your nose to the tune of your favorite song.

51. When the teacher is not facing you, get the whole class to move their desks forward towards the him/her!

52. Hum throughout the lesson, but make sure you do not get caught!

53. When a teacher asks you a question... Reply "ERM, COMPUTER SAYS NOOO!!"

54. When the teacher makes a statement, stand boldly and shout "I OBJECT!!"

55. REPEAT the last word the teacher says but say it much louder!

56. While the teachers back is turned, everyone swaps seats!

57. If you are sure you haven't passed the test, write your phone number at the end with a heart!

58. When you hear a Police car siren from outside, run around screaming in the classroom shouting "Oh no, they're here. Oh my goodness. What do I do? Miss/Sir you have to help me! Oh goodness. They must have found the body! HELP!"

59. When it's your turn to answer a question... Shout "NEXT!"

Things to Do on an Elevator

1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"

2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.

3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.

4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5) MEOW occasionally.

6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly

7) SAY -DING at each floor.

8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.

9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."

11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.

13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."

14) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.

17) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"

18) DROP a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"

19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.

20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.

21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.

22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.

23) FAKE number 22

Ever wonder...
Where we are headed...
Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?
Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?
Why you don't ever see the headline: "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
Why "abbreviated" is such a long word?
If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
Why Doctors call what they do "practice"?
Why you have to click on "Start" to stop Windows 98?
Why lemon juice is made with artificial flavor, while dishwashing liquid is made with real lemons?
Why the man who invests all your money is called a "Broker"?
Why there isn't mouse flavored cat food?
Who tastes dog food when it has a "new & improved" flavor?
Why they don't make the whole plane out of the material used for the indestructible black box?
Why sheep don't shrink when it rains?
Why they are called apartments when they are all stuck together?
Why they call the airport "the terminal" if flying is so safe?

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If you could read that, paste it in your profile :D

In a world full of cheerios, be a fruit loop.

War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left.

I find 'good morning' a contradiction of terms

"If there's a book you really want to read, but it hasn't been written yet, then you must write it." Toni Morrison

If a fork were made of gold would it still be called silver ware?

Why are the commercials for cable companies on cable but not on regular television? Don't they want the people without cable to buy the cable?

How come you play at a recital, but recite at a play?

Why do companies offer you "free gifts?" Since when has a gift NOT been free?

Why is it when some products you have to turn it upside down to read the directions, and the directions say do not turn upside down?

My mind works like lightning...one brilliant flash and it's gone.

To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first, and call whatever you hit the target.

If the opposite of 'pro' is 'con', then what's the opposite of 'progress'? (Congress)

We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police.

Eat right, exercise, die anyway.

Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how in the world you did that.

The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.

If you can keep your head while other people are losing theirs, you probably don't fully understand the situation.

Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

Do I have to spell it out for you or scream it in your face?!

One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh, he just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is to stubborn to ask directions.

Sarcasm isn't an attitude, it's an ART.'

'Common sense is the enemy of comedy.'

"Always forgive your enemies, nothing annoys them nearly as much."Oscar Wilde

'Just when I think you've said the stupidest thing ever you keep on talking.'

'Define normal.'

It's always the last place you look...of course it is, why in the world would I keep looking for it if I already found it?

Remember what you just said, because tomorrow I am going to have a witty and sarcastic comeback and you'll be devastated then!

Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege.

If you think things can't get worse, it's probably only because you lack sufficient imagination.

Never interrupt your opponent while he's making a mistake.

He who stands on a windowsill to see how far out he can lean without falling is a moron.

Percussive maintenance - the art of whacking the crap out of an electronic device to get it to work again.

"A positive attitude may not solve all of your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort." -Herm Albright

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you jump off a cliff, I laugh even harder.

There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full.

At my lemonade stand I used to give away the first glass for free, and charge five dollars for the refill. It contained the antidote.

Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.

If you can't convince them, confuse them.

The problem with America is stupidity. I'm not saying there should be a capital punishment for stupidity, but why don't we just take the safety labels off of everything and let the problem solve itself?

SARCASM is just another free service I offer.

A bookstore is one of the only pieces of evidence we have that people are still thinking.

Yes I may be smiling, but I’m secretly laughing at your face.

I didn’t say that it was your fault…I said I was going to blame you.

People say that I have totally lost it. I wasn't even aware I had it.

If rabbits' feet are so lucky, then what happened to the rabbit?

He who laughs last, thinks slowest.

The number of people watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your action.

When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking.

If your heart was really broken you'd be dead, so shut up.

It's all fun and games until someone gets hurt...then it's hilarious!!

I'm not ALWAYS late. Sometimes i just don't show up.

You're not yourself today. I noticed the improvement immediately.

I apologize, do you want me to mean it too?

A sane mind is a boring one.

I AM NOT CRAZY! My reality is just different than yours.

'I can picture in my minds eye a world without war, a world without hate, and I can picture us attacking that world, because they'd never expect it-...' - Jack Handy

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird.

"I'm all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Let's start with typewriters." - Frank Lloyd Wright

"Two wrongs don't make a right, but they make a good excuse." - Thomas Szasz

"There is a fine line between genius and insanity I have erased this line."Oscar Levant

"Public speaking is the art of diluting a two minute speech with a two hour vocabulary." - Evan Esar

I can only please one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow's not looking good, either.

To error is human, to really screw things up requires a computer

"In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move." - Douglas Adams

"I have not failed. I have just found 10,000 ways that do not work" -- Thomas Edison

'History is the sum total of things that might have been avoided.' - from the profile of 'Alaranth-88'

"When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained."-Mark Twain

So, if guns kill people, can I blame misspelled words on my pencil?

Save the earth. it's the only planet with chocolate.

You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me.

Smile. It makes people wonder what you're up to.

I talk to myself because my answers are the only ones I accept!

I live in my own little world, but it's ok, they know me there!

The dinosaurs' extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all commited suicide.

Tell the truth and run.

I used to be normal... until I met those freaks I call my friends.

If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving isn't for you!

Come to the dark side, we have cookies!

Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

Please: Don't throw your cigarette butt's on the floor, the cockroaches are getting cancer.

Warning: Trespassers will be shot, survivors will be shot again.

Do not take life too seriously; no one gets out alive.

Don't you dare tell me the sky is the limit when there are footsteps on the moon.

I was going to take over the world, but I got distracted by something sparkly.

I'm not so good at advice. Can I intrest you in a sarcastic comment?

I ran with scissors, and lived!

I don't obsess! I think intensely.

If silence is golden...then why is duck tape silver?!

Worst excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn't find anyone to copy it from.

Practice makes perfect, but nobody's perfect, so why practice?

STRESS: A condition brought on by over-riding the body's desire to choke the living daylights out of some jerk who desperately deserves it

Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months.

Traditions are group efforts to keep the unexpected from happening.

I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don't know the answer.

Hello. You have reached the Sixth Sense Detective Agency. We know who you are, where you are from, and what you want so there is no need to leave a message.

I got an A in philosophy because I proved my professor doesn’t exist.

Politics is war without bloodshed. War is politics with bloodshed.

High School Musical 3 and Saw V were the two top movies at the box office when they opened. One depicted gruesome on screen torture. The other was about a guy with a saw.

The only reason some people get lost in thought is because it is unfamiliar territory.

I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.

Excuse me... have you seen my sanity... I think I lost it.

Why is Donkey Kong called “DONKEY” Kong if he’s a monkey?

If you want breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen!

Never knock on Death's door. Ring the bell and run! Death hates that.

I rather be hated for who I am, then loved for something I'm not.

IF YOUR LIFE WAS A MOVIE, WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE?
So, here's how it works:
1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)
2. Put it on shuffle
3. Press play
4. For every question, type the song that's playing
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button
6. Don't lie and try to pretend your cool... and alot of the songs fit with the setting

Opening Credits: Good Charlotte- Girls & Boys

Waking Up: Avril Lavigne- Smile

First Day At School: Selena Gomez- Naturally

Falling In Love: Sleigh Bells- Comeback Kid

Fight Song: One Direction- Na Na Na

Breaking Up: Ke$ha- Blah Blah Blah

Prom night: Chairlift- I Belong in Your Arms

Life: Ke$ha- We R Who We R

Mental Breakdown: Paramore- Brick by Boring Brick

Driving: Mitchel Musso- Hey

Flashback: Mitchel Musso- Get Away

Getting back together: Olly Murs- Dance With Me Tonight

Wedding: Second Hand Serenade- Fall For You

Birth of Child: Lady GaGa- Love Game

Final Battle: Bruno Mars- Runaway Baby

Funeral Song: Gabrielle Aplin- Home

Final Credits: Scouting For Girls- She's So Lovely

List twelve of your favorite HP characters in no particular order.

1) James Sirius Potter

2) Bellatrix LeStrange

3) Draco Malfoy

4) Tonks

5) Salazar Slytherin

6) Godric Gryffindor

7) James Potter

8) Lily Evans

9) Sirius Black

10) Remus Lupin

11) Harry Potter

12) Fred Weasley

1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?

Godric Gryffindor and Harry Potter? Ummm it would be interesting but I haven't and don't think I will...

2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

hmmm Tonks? Pretty yeah but not hot

3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

Fred Weasley got Lily Evans Pregnant? Umm impossible and I think James and Harry would kill Fred

4. Can you recall any fics about Nine?

YEAH!!!!! LOADS!!!!!!!! LOVE SIRIUS!!!

5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Bellatrix LeStrange and Godric Gryffindor. Interesting... but no.

6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?

Salazar Slytherin with Sirius or Remus. NO WAY!!!! For one Slytherin is what Centuries older than Siri and Remy put together? and They kinda both hate Slytherins.

7. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?

James Sirius Potter and Lily Evans?!?!?! Dude! She is his NAN!!!

8.When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

Umm Salazar? Ages!

9. (1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (7). (1), brokenhearted, has a one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (6), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (12).

James Sirius Potter and James Potter are in a happy relationship (Ummm Ok) Until Sirius Black runs off with James Potter (I have seen fics about Siri running away with James). James Sirius Potter, brokenhearted, has a one-night stand with Harry Potter (That's funny. I swear they're Father and Son) and a brief unhappy affair with Godric Gryffindor (Um. No.), then follows the wise advice of Salazar Slytherin (Things Just Get weirder) and finds true love with Fred Weasley. (Okay...)

10. How would you feel if Seven/Eight were in a fight?

James Potter and Lily Evans. Been There Done That.

11.What would you think if you found (12) was a really good friend of a sibling or relative of yours?

Fred Weasley! WHOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!

12. Do (7) and (1) have a good relationship?

James S Potter and James Potter Prob if they met.

13. Would (8) and (9) make a good couple?

Lily Evans And Sirius Black. Umm No.

14. What about (2) and (4)?

Tonks and Bellatrix. Aren't They Related Like Antie and Niece?

15. (8) and (12) are in a happy relationship. How does (2) react?

Umm Avada Kedavra You Filthy Mudblood and Blood Traitor? Fred Weasley and Lily Evans How Would Bellatrix React.

16. How does (3) react?

Ummm Draco? Disturbed