(DARK fic) For Sanji Black, submission was the epitome of sexual arousal, but working as a weary Apple Tech Support hardly gave him the opportunity to find an interesting psychological match. When a last ditch attempt on an online dating site brings to light the smart, punk-haired Physiotherapist, Zoro Roronoa, he finds that he gets a little more than he bargained for.

collection of warm up drabbles, most 500 words or less but it got longer as I went on. Given as prompts through my tumblr when I'm in need of something to get me writing. Collected here for your pleasure. Zosan

A political marriage between two princes is made harder by a language barrier and two stubborn idiots. But even if they move past it there are others who aren't so happy with their union. Zosan, an expansion of a few of my 500 series drabbles (still readable in that series but expanded here)

A little soulmate AU where Zoro is weird, Sanji is in love with the idea of love and the rest of the crew can only watch in dismay. It'll be updated in little drabble like chapters. Mainly done for my own amusement. Zosan, Frobin and an unconventional LuNa

Based on the Rise of the Guardians movie. Jack Frost is captured by Pitch, and he finds that Pitch is more sadistic than he ever imagined. Will the Guardians be able to save him in time? Or will he become Pitch's newest fearling...

A fic that started as a set of drabbles and grew legs and ran away. Sanji runs a cafe and Zoro is an oblivious moron. Contains love, or something like it. zosan

ZoSan, AU. Sanji is tricked into working on Christmas eve, much to his dismay. He's resigned to spending his Christmas alone and annoyed when a small miracle appears in the form of a surly green haired manager.

No one ever said that pirates fight fair, but if someone bites you in a fight then it's perfectly reasonable to bite them back. Sanji has to learn that life isn't fair and nothing else is either but that bad jokes and falling in love certainly makes unlife worth living. Zosan/Sanzo tw:blood and blood drinking

Zoro is a blacksmith, Sanji is Sanji. Originally a one shot, now it's started mutating into additional chapters. It's growing! Heeeeelp!

Cross species interaction can be fraught with misunderstandings, especially when both parties are idiots. A Love/Hate Zosan fic where Sanji is a fishy bastard, Zoro is a human moron and both are stupid.

College AU. This is an account of a series of events poorly defined as the best days of their lives. Zosan/Frobin

Modern AU. Sanji, tormented and abused, ends up under the same roof as children who can hardly sympathize with his situation. But, that doesn't stop one group from trying. Particularly, one green-haired boy. Eventual ZoSan. Will go until they're grown-ups. ;) EDITING THE CRAP OUT OF THE FIRST FEW CHAPTERS.

Once upon a forest, there was a mossy tree. Along came a blond boy, like it was meant to be. The two could not communicate, but that did not stop them; Once upon a forest, as two unlikely friends. ZoSan, AU, Zoro is a tree. Vaguely Christmas-themed, since that's where we start. Now with sequels attached!

"It'd be almost funny if it weren't so terrible, out of a whole sandy beach the directionally challenged Zoro manages to find the one rock to land head first on." Zoro has to learn to talk again and in the process learns a bit about listening to Sanji. Zosan.

A series of drabbles from prompts on my tumblr following the adventures and antics of the Strawhats (canon verse) when their swordsman somehow gets turned into an otter. I'm accepting prompts. Rated mainly for the language.

After the restaurant where Sanji works burns down and his wallet is stolen, a stranger takes him home. Zoro immediataly has a crush on the foulmouthed chef, but it appears Sanji is only interested in being friends. After a friend of Zoro is being arrested for burning down the restaurant, Sanji and Zoro see each other more often. AU. ZoSan part of Fire Universe. Cover by Picmurasaki

Prompt: Zoro fap said: "someone write an au where a picture of sanji in drag becomes tumblr famous" -IS THAT A PROMPT? I'D SAY IT IS! IT SMELLS LIKE A PROMPT TO ME. Have a fic. ZoSan. rated M.

Sanji is cursed, and Zoro - the incarnation of Death - breathes down his neck. But Zoro can't find it in him to harm Sanji and instead finds himself doing anything to keep the blond alive. Based off a series of prompts, now a multichapter.

A short series of three sentence fics about Zoro as death and a cursed Sanji. I intend to turn into a multichapter fic at a later date, consider this a preview of what's to come.

Life guarding had gotten significantly less boring for Zoro since the new blond swimmer had started coming to Grand Line Pool. (A collection of drabbles based around a love sick lifeguard and a slightly oblivious blond.) AU, pre-ZoSan, eventual ZoSan, written for a prompt on tumblr; Zoro daydreaming about Sanji's body

Waking up suspended by his seat belt in the freezing cold of mid-winter with a bloody and unconscious Sanji next to him was not how Zoro had expected to be spending his Christmas Eve... (For kumiko-sama-chan's Zosan Christmas Drabble Exchange on Tumblr)

Bitten and abandoned by his Alpha, Zoro Roronoa slowly begins the painful transformation into a wolf of the night. Though it is kind of hard when his teacher is a shitty blond vampire that still can't decide whether he wants to eat him or not. Smut, Blood-Play, NC-17 (For MuffinGirlBethan's Halloween Contest) This is my excuse to write werewolf/vampire porn for every chapter.

When Zoro gets himself and Sanji lost in a giant forest, they stumble into a bigger mess than they ever bargained for! With something in the forest out to get them, will they manage to find their way out before they drive eachother insane? ZoSan. Rated M to be safe.

Sanji knows he and Zoro would be a bad idea, in fact he's written an entire list of reasons why they would be a bad idea. Of course, the marimo won't hear of it. He wants Sanji to give him a chance. So Sanji is just going to have to prove him wrong, right?

AU Zoro/Sanji. Where the supermodel Roronoa Zoro meets a mysterious blonde woman in a masquerade ball, who by midnight, runs off leaving Zoro with no clue about her identity but a couple of curly eyebrows. WARNING: Yaoi, Language

Sanji was a chef in Impel Down until his kind heart got him into trouble and now he's in charge of Roronoa Zoro's torture! With both of them trapped in different ways and Zoro determined to wait for Luffy to get him out! will Sanji betray his superiors and risk becoming wanted to help Zoro break out? Aternate Universe - Zoro X Sanji yaoi - Complete.

Jack plays in the woods. Pitch sends a warning. Bunnymund collects the pieces.

It was a double Transfiguration session with the Gryffindors and Slytherins again, which wouldn't have been so bad if Sanji and Zoro hadn't been paired up for what seemed like the third time in as many months. (Hogwarts AU, eventual ZoSan, begins during fifth year)

After two years of hard training and hell, Zoro and Sanji finally deepen their relationship. ZoSan, Warning for explicit sex and very light bondage!

In a world where Zoro isn't even a person any more can he ever be free or manage to do anything more than just survive? He should have known that he'd be bought eventually but this... isn't what he'd expected. Zoro/Sanji all reviews, thoughts and wild speculations awaited! Updating mostly weekly.

Sanji is a pirate; Zoro is a pirate hunter, but what should Sanji really be afraid of?

Inspired by a letter found on the dear one piece tumblr from Perona to Zoro. One shot

People vanish without trace on Blood Moon Island and when a member of their crew disappears, the Strawhats have to face an enemy who goes beyond the borders of humanity. Halloween fic, ZoSan/SanZo

To Zoro's surprise, Sanji takes a step towards friendship, using food as his cover. Now their new friendship is deepening fast and Sanji almost can't keep up. Warnings: Language, violence, yaoi.

Dormlife in East Blue U complicates when Sanji has to share his room with a directionally challenged marimo who tries to get into his bed. ZoSan/SanZo AU

The line between love and friendship is thin and an affair can be the end of everything. ZoSan/SanZo

Zoro is a delivery boy, and Sanji places orders online. When the website goes down Sanji has to place an order in person. Soon after he finds himself visiting the store to place more orders than usual.

Zoro is famous for getting lost. Sometimes, although rare, he is able to get where he wants. However, when this happens, he decides to go the wrong way. There's a reason why. unrequited Zoro-Sanji.

Psychic and Socially Awkward Penguin Zoro is just trying to get by in life without too many dead people bothering him. It's not like he wanted this or anything. But stupid pushy blond chefs don't take no for an answer. ZoSan

Aloof and unfriendly, the newest waiter at the Baratie, Roronoa Zoro, repelled the other employees and the customers undoubtedly, and that was how he liked it. However, the waiter couldn't help but be intrigued by the very attractive, very charming head chef. AU ZoSan oneshot, rated T for language and some dirty thoughts.

They're Nakama. They're supposed to watch each other's back. But after one irritating blonde saves his life, Zoro realizes just how often Sanji is looking out for him. He decides to return the favor, but finds it more difficult than he bargained for. SanjixZoro/ZoroxSanji COMPLETE

Modern AU,  Zoro has long given up hope to be with Sanji, trying to forget his feelings. But when he see's a flicker of hope, no matter how hard he tries to suppress it, he once again feels himself wishing for the impossible.SanZo OCxZoro

It's Laundry day. Zoro loves Laundry day. Why? Because he catches a glimpse of something that makes him happy. Things get interesting when Sanji finds out he's that something. ZoroxSanji-ish Oneshot Post 2 year timeskip

Ace and Zoro have been at odds for a while. Now, Sanji is worried it's going to turn to blows. Warnings: yaoi, language.

Zoro, Sanji decides, has a very good story-telling voice…and he is very glad Zoro doesn’t usually talk, because there’s no telling what sort of trouble they would get into if he did. ZoSan, PWP…sort of?

I'm not going to apologize, if that's what you want." "I don't want an apology.." Sanji muttered. The aftermath of Zoro's decision at Thriller Bark. ZoroxSanji ONESHOT A sequel to my fic titled Cockadoodle effin doo

YAOI. V-Day Exchange fic. Prompt: AU ZoSan. Sanji is an overworked chef at a New York restaurant called The Baratie. One night he's attacked at a night club, only to be saved by a green haired who's connection to him is more complicated than it seems. 5Ch

Sanji and Zoro have a nice little thing going...maybe...okay, so maybe not. But whatever they do have is about to crumble, all over one little, insignificant detail: Love.

-“I know, for sure, that I didn’t expect to miss everyone so much, including you.” Sanji cut a glance at Zoro and rephrased correctly, “Especially you.” SxZ, OtherxZ. Complete.

AU, ZoSan. Chronicles the story of Zoro and Sanji as French noblemen in the 1700's. Romance, sap, angst, yaoi. COMPLETE.