Transformers guard and protect humans but what happens when they become addicted to them? Or their ways? More than learning to sigh or deal with fast food. Cultural adaption enough to drive command crazy, Autobot and Decepticon. Movie verse and G1. Come join the fun.

For the first time in vorns, Soundwave plays a card game and wins a most unusual prize. But according to Jazz, that's when the real game began. Now master and slave must match wits in a game that will push them both to the breaking point and beyond.

Autobot Twin pranks, Bumblebee vs Arcee, Decepticon drones, Annabelle trouble, and Mikeala a nurse to Simmons? Add in Sarah Lennox, Barricade wanting a sparkling and Soundwave and cassettes for more utter mayhem. Short, funny adventure stories to make you smile. Main TF Universe mixed with movie verse. Rated T for robotic swearing and explosions.

A handy set of rules for living with the Autobots! Hopefully this saves you from annoying certain Autobots enough to result in you getting squished into a little human pancake on the ground... -Rated T to be safe!

AU. Vos: independent, isolated, and self-governed by absolute monarchy…until a miner turned gladiator caught the optics of its young Crown Prince. Not all is fair in love and war. Warning: MegaStar; sticky. Based on M:Origin & G1 while taking liberties. [HIATUS]

Separately, Jazz and Prowl are like forces of nature- they are uncompromising and uncontrollable. But what becomes of their natures when these two unstoppable forces collide? Will one break the other, or will they both be stronger for it?

Perceptor walks in on Ratchet doing something personal. Ratchet encourages him to join. PWP, Ratchet/Perceptor, IDW based, Frotting, sticky, slight dirty talk. Birthday present for my darling Choi!

When Auri came to earth, she didn't expect Cons, rules or liaisons, or how different life would be, but neither did she expect the friends she would find, the fun she would have, & the family she'd gain.

Drift is an anxious mech. He needs some medication to keep him from going nuts. Sadly, when given this drug, he goes a little loopy for a few hours, therefore he must be left under the supervision of Ratchet. This time, though, Drift has other ideas. Gift/Request

Optimus Prime was a leader, and leadership suffused his very being. KA-R1-302 was a Vehicon miner who lived for the end of each workday. An Energon raid, a snap decision, and their lives would alter forever. Despite the overwhelming odds, their crossing paths lead to something that neither could have anticipated.

Each Wrench has a story, a story that proves why not to get on Ratchet's badside! A collection of memories, each ending in some head bashing with a wrench in different ways!

The name says it all!

TFPrime verse. Starscream shows up unannounced in the eradicons' shower room looking for someone to bathe him after an accident. Steve x Starscream.

You think you've had a weird day? I'm pretty sure that I just witnessed a giant alien robot death match, this guy I used to talk to in High School suddenly reappears, and is that Topkick talking? Somebody get me a straitjacket... -Rated T to be safe! (ON HIATUS!)

For Mikaela, being thrust into a Cybertronian body promises a life full of thrill and danger. Too bad that's already her nature. Sequel to "We All Fall Down."

Humans get older, and Trina Garrison doesn't want to accept that. Oneshot, set after "Queen Of the Machine."

Mikaela Banes was dead. Deceased. But for some reason, she was able to think. And Mikaela knew that dead people don't think. And dead people surely don't wake up and find themselves in a completely foreign body.

Jenny likes what she sees. Oneshot. Jibbs.

Jazz was totally obvious to Prowl's attempted courtships on him. All types of modern Praxian courtship that Prowl tried and failed. Well, It looks like a desperate times call for desperate measure. His last resort was? Seduce Jazz.

Post DOTM: Sometimes, two individuals that seem to have the least in common are actually opposite sides of the same coin . . .

A little study into the genders and reproduction of Transformers. No story, only a collection of ideas from fandom.

Special Op. Agent Jazz have many secrets and no one know that Jazz hides his most closely guarded secret from anyone even Prowl and Optimus. But what if his most closely guarded secret somehow ends up exposed?

"Three strikes Gibbs and you're out" A month after Judgment day, Gibbs gets a visit by someone who gives him three chances to change the past.JIBBS!

That scene from Under Covers, replacing Tony and Ziva with Gibbs and Jenny. Smut. No excuses for the complete lack of plot beyond a few vague episode references. By Black Whip.

Ratchet's having a bad day and decides it's time for the med bay to have its own rules. Seems simple enough to follow. Will also contain drabbles as chapters in the future. R&R!

Ratchet has a hand fetish and no one has the patience to give his hands the attention he desires. Little does he know, the one who everyone thinks is a prude could be the bot to fulfill his fantasy. Ratchet/Optimus Prime Slash

A year later, finally an update! Chapter 4 summary: After Ratchet's disastrous "health class", Prowl and Jazz wake up in the brig, and the twins are up to something in the rec room. Rating now M for subject matter.

The G1 Transformers get together to watch and comment on the most epic movie of 2009. But just what will they think of- well, everything? Major spoilers, and rather insane. T for language and concepts beyond child comprehension. ;

There's no excuse for this. pwp

07-verse AU : Ironhide x Chromia are reunited on Earth. As memories surface, they struggle with a horrendous price of war that changed their lives forever. Optimus, Ratchet, and Bumblebee cope with their own losses. Help isn't always from an expected source.

Holmes/Watson. Watson is married to Mary, but sleeping with Holmes. Slash. Obviously xD

Two real world Trans-fans are simply hanging out one day, when they happen across a man driving a yellow Hummer. Immediately, friendships are struck, and the trio grow closer until... The entire world changes. S&M, Ironhide/Chromia, OC/Ratchet, OC/Jazz.

TF:A Jazz/ Prowl, Rated M and NC-17 for mature! A pwp -porn without plot- slash drabble for a friend.

Jazz has the kind of addiction he doesn't want cured. It's under his armour, dug deep in his spark, and drives him wild with every thought. His drug of choice is Prowl, and like the addict he is, he wants his fix.

Crack fic: The fun and mischief that can be had when rainbow sprinkles are involved! Complete silliness with a hint of smut ONESHOT

Jazz discovers an old article about a mech who can only ever overload when a certain word has been said during interfacing. He sets out to find this elusive mech and to see if it's true. CRACK Fic, characters maybe OC.

A young woman with secrets attempting an undercover mission is interrupted by several strangers. She suddenly finds herself running from people claiming to be military, for numerous possible reasons, and bringing a friend along for the wild ride.

Jazz is struggling with his combat training, Ironhide decides to give him an impromptu lesson, one thing leads to another. WARNING: Contains sexual themes and is sticky

Sunny and Sides decide to drive the other Autobots insane the best way they know how. With the help of the Earth's Worldwide Web, they come up with numerous ways to prank them. Poor Autobots. Mostly canon pairings.

Autobot Pranks spin off. A series of one-shots where Autobots, and sometimes Decepticons, find themselves in Family Guy situations. Not always caused by pranks. Hilarity and Insanity ensue!

Optimus and several other Autobots are requested to attend a Sexual Harassment class, but in the end don't really end up learning all that much. Canon pairings, and some hints of Arcee/Sides. ONE-SHOT. COMPLETE.

Ironhide gets drunk on high grade energon, all hell ensues...and he has the strangest dream about his leader... but is it all just a dream? One shot! Fun slash fiction.

Animated Sideswipe had always been red, but movie Sideswipe was silver. Why is that? This is one of my theories of what might have happened. AU. ONE-SHOT. COMPLETE.

Jazz found a new favorite website. Ironhide despises his description, Ratchet loves his, Optimus is in denial, everyone loves Bee, and for some reason Jazz keeps getting laughed at. Typical off-day on base. Pretty cracky.

Jazz is dead. Optimus is worried he can't come back. Ratchet is miffed that his skills are doubted. So what happens when this cranky medic gets an idea for revenge? Rated just in case for language and very mild adult themes.

When the Transformers heard that Transformers 2007 was coming out, they just had to tune in and watch the premiere. But just what will their reactions be? Warning: this is deranged. G1-verse!

After Bumblebee's pet goldfish dies, he, along with Jazz, Arcee, and Optimus Prime, set off on an epic journey to save his fish from the Reaper. DISCLAIMER: Contains 78% Insanity

G1; Jazz has a little secret about his work that Prowl happily exploits

JIBBS. "What are you thinking about?" "Paris." Dissection of the Jen and Gibbs scenes in 3x10 PROBIE. Rated for later chapters... will become AU.

The local High School is allowing students to work on fundraising for a local charity. Mikaela learns about an idea her friend has, and needless to say, the Autobots get a little wet. Mikaela/Sam, with the faintest hint of Jazz/OC, Prime/OC

*Jazz/Prowl, G1, challenge fic* How do you know if it’s real love when your malfunction simply doesn’t allow you to say ‘no’? Prowl has a big problem, and Jazz’s affection for him isn’t helping things… Full info and warnings inside.

Original Doctors and Patients story was getting huge so I opened a new one. All recognizable characters property of HasTak. Post movie/G-1...sort of. Slashyness so M rating.

Ratchet may have met his match. All recognizable characters property of HasTak. Post movie/G-1...sort of. Eventual slash later on so rated M I guess.

Ratchet loves to flirt and sleep with every random mech he finds. However one night in Fortune's Stop bar he meets someone that would take him into a whirlpool of unexpected emotions such as love. MATURE! YOU HAVE BEENED WARNED! MATURE WARNING!

Wheeljack starts to devolop feelings for Ratchet, his first ever crush. After starting work on a secret project with the medic these feelings grow even bigger. Rated for future violence and noncon RatchetxWheeljack OCxWheeljack

Premovie. A look at what happenes in the time leading up to the Ark's departure for the Allspark and the way it affected certain bots and sparkmates. A lot of love, hurt, and comfort goes around the Autobot base for a lot of mechs and femmes.