![]() Author has written 1 story for Highschool of the Dead. I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. 20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity 1. At Lunch Time , Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down. 2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice. 3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that. 4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label it " In". 5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso. 6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks , Write "For Smuggling Diamonds". 7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy". 8. Don't use any punctuation. 9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk. 10. Order a Diet Water when ever you go out to eat, with a serious face. 11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go". 12. Sing Along At The Opera. 13. Go To A Poetry Recital. And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme? 14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day. 15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In the Mood. 16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom. 17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!" 18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!" 19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go." 20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity. Post this on your profile to make someone smile! 16 THINGS I'M GOING TO DO AT WALMART 1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples carts when they aren't looking. 2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals. 3. Make a trail of tomato juice leading to the restroom. 4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,"code 3" in housewares. 5. Go to service desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on layaway. 6. Move a "CAUTION-WET FLOOR" sign to a carpeted area. 7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department. 8. When a clerk asks if they can help you begin to cry and ask "why can't you people just leave me alone?" 9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror and pick your nose. 10. While handling guns in the hunting department ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are. 11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission impossible"theme. 12. In the auto department,practice your "Madonna look'' using different size funnels. 13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say ''PICK ME! PICK ME!'' 14. When an announcement comes over the speaker,assume the fetal position and scream... ''NO! NO! It's those voices again!'' 15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!" 16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down a aisle shouting "Pikachu I choose you!" Songs: Kira's theme song Danté's theme song: http://m.youtube.com/index?desktop_uri=&gl=US#/watch?v=2tOwg6CPrH Knight of the Dead: Kirasashi Kiyoshi / Kiyo Kurusawa Kaede Shikane Yuutsu Mitsuko Ai Yuuki Kanade: Shiro Akuma: Hatsuko Minori / Minorin Motosuwa Akemi Shikane Yuutsu Yuzume Kira Reqiuem of a Lost Soul: Kamihida Taka Kamihida Yoko Tsumoto Inari http://www.flickr.com/photos/22997899@N06/2591448954/ Tsumoto Yume Lighting the Path Aflame: Imanaka Naraku N/A Kimura Nagato Kirisaki Yuri Matsuro Kurai Matsuro Ryuji (deceased) Howling in the Shadows: Sadako Yuki Seal Blessed by the Gods: Toriyama Kawaii Kawaii's glasses Symbol in Kawaii's right eye (only visible if you can see chakra) Kawaii's lvl 4 Shatsukerugan (In left eye) Toriyama Rin A Darker Fate: Dante Darkhaven (Note: first name is Dante): Do You Fear Me?
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