Useless Fact #21412593875 about Sam: I just realized last night: I have the same initials as Sherlock Holmes!!

"Scientific Breakthrough, made by the most prestigious of observers!: Computers JUST MIGHT BE addictive!!"

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Once upon a time there was a girl. She was walking down the street one day, and tripped over a rock. Her head hit hard against the ground and released a certain chemical in her brain that made her think a bit differently from what she originally thought. This chemical the doctors labeled...gwihanaleedfkaa.

Sadly, nothing could be done for this unlucky, klutzy girl.

Therefore, to release this insanity, she became a writer.

Now she lives in a small house by the sea, bending over her desk and drinking hot chocolate as she scribbles words onto a page, torturing her innocent characters and taking all her problems out on them.

Because, you see, the world would be a bit more normal if that damned rock had never tripped her.

Three guesses who the girl is.

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Minasan, Hajimemashite!

Hi, I'm Sam...yes, I'm a female...yes, I have a guy's name...yes, I'm a bit of a tomboy...no, I DO go out with guys, trust me...

I LOVE anime and manga. Let's get that straight. Anything that has to do with Japan fascinates me. Went there this January, loved it, living there someday, even if it takes me an arm and a leg. The end.

I hope to live there one day and do what I love most: write. And um...I like certain animes like Inuyasha, DNAngel, Ouran High School Host Club and Fruits Basket...Hayao Miyazaki's films rock...and um...Accounting is one of the most boring subjects I know...aaand...

Sigh. This is getting nowhere. I don't really care for this whole 'get to know me by my pathetic profile' thing...If I can be stuffed I'll later on update this...but for now you'll have to know me as the 16 year old girl that writes amazing stories on fanfiction!

T_T Okay mayyybe not...

Or perhaps I'll be known for my weird obsession for Ramen...

But read my stories anyway! Onegai shimasu! D

Dozoo Yoroshiku!

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Couples I ENJOY writing/reading:

Ouran High School Host Club:

Tama/Haru: MADE for each other, duh.

Haru/Mori: I like this couple a lot because they'd mesh well, but Tamaki STILL PREVIALS!

Mori/OC: It's interesting what characters people make up for him to have a romance with...

Kao/OC: OC really do help the plot along. Power to em all! D;;

Teen Titans:

Robin/Starfire: Well you can't get any plainer than this. No offence to Raven (she's one of my favorite characters) but I HATE the Raven and Robin couple. Absolutely hate it. Think of how stinkin' DEPRESSED they'd be together! It'd be doom and gloom, left and right.

Rae/BB: SOMEONE needs to cheer her up.

Cyborg/NOBODY!: MWAHAHA. I hate Cyborg to death. The only time I'd use him in a story is for: dying, fighting with BB to make the story humorous, and betrayal. Cyborg, I've decided, has no role other than balance the show to be a proper Japanese shonen.

Couples I HATE:

Kyoya/Haruhi: THE HORROR! -dives under cardboard box-

Mori/Hunny: Ehhh...I don't like it...but I won't kill anyone who does. I just find it a bit...wrong? xD Don't hate me for it, please...I love both the characters to bits I just don't enjoy seeing them together.

Haruhi/Hikaru: NO. Just...NO. I don't want to murder Tamaki, nor put Haruhi through that pain. Their personalities simply don't mesh.

Haruhi/Hunny: I'm not even going to comment on this ridiculous couple.

Cyborg/Starfire: I VENEMOUSLY (sp? heh heh) hate this couple. HATE. What the heck guys! It's just simply an OUTRAGE if you put those two together! -smacks piece of newspaper to the floor to demonstrate loud point-

Rae/Robin: -keeps mouth shut from saying anything evil and offensive-

BB/Starfire: Again...whaat the hell.

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Okay, now that I have OFFICIALLY embarrased myself...

Nice to meet you all, don't hate me too much, g'bye. -creeps away into dark shadows of room-

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Simple things amaze me; elegant things make me giggle. :3