Notice
04/06/05: The notices section has been whittled down exceptionally and replaced with a "goals" section.

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Goals
Most reviews for one story: 256
Most reviews for one chapter: 20
Most reviews for first chapter: 16
Most threats for updates: 6Here's the beginning of the real bio. Something to entertain and amuse you, something to make you shake your head and say "Glad I'm not a Talshar." But everything in here is only attributing to our character! And yes, there is two of us; this isn't just some schizo speaking!

So! Let's start the show with a freakishly long bio!

First, about us!

Name: Mena Talshar
Age: 16
Height: 5'1''
Weight: Hey! I'm not telling!
Hair: Down to the bottom of my waist. Curls at the ends. Back to original black.
Eyes: Light brown
Personality: Perky, friendly, and normally cheerful. Sometimes goes off the deep end of funniness. Likes to make friends.
Nationality: Native American
High: Sugar

Name: Toli Talshar
Age: 16
Height: 5'2''
Weight: Let's not get personal here.
Hair: Cut to below chin length. Ebony black.
Eyes: Dark brown
Personality: More serious than Mena, but still fun-loving. The older twin by three miutes, might I add. Often reins Mena in when she goes insane, and sometimes joins her.
Nationality: Native American
High: Coffee

The two of us are sisters, twins, best friends, and co-writers! Toli likes to write serious, sadder,and more complicated stuff, while Mena likes to write humor, adventure, and fluff and romance more.

Mena(on FF.net only)has discovered a magical Millennium Plate in their spacious kitchen, and released the spirit inside, for some unknown reason.

(Spirit's Bio)
Name: Jesselda
Age: several thousand years, but looks around seventeen
Height: 5'3''
Weight: Off record
Hair: Falls to shins. Straight. White in color, not related to age
Eyes: Red
Personality: Rather isolated. Likes to be left alone. Simply tolerates crazy hikari that drags me around EVERYWHERE. Doesn't like to joke.
Nationality: Off record
High: None

~Story Status~ WB: Writer's Block
Home And Not Alone: Complete! The first part of the RCAs are FINALLY up!
Under The Spell: Home And Not Alone's sequel! Third chapter up!
Slain: Chapter 15 is being worked on.
The Wizard Of Domino High: Chapter 9 is being worked on.
New Life: Chapter 11 being worked on.
Big Brother: New story. Second chapter up.
Unjolly Old St. Nickura: Completed one-shot.
Next to be updated: Slain

~STORY RECOMMENDATIONS~
Home And Not Alone: for people who like thrill, suspense and magic and don't mind attempted murder.
Under The Spell: If you liked Home And Not Alone, you'll like this.
Slain: for vampire fic fans who can stand lots of blood and some touching parts.
The Wizard Of Domino High: for people looking for a laugh and who enjoy insanity-type humor.
New Life: for people who like long and adventureous stories set back in Ancient Egypt.
Big Brother: for people who enjoy family-ish stories anddon't mind child abuse and partial angst.

~The Talshar family~
Mena, 16-full names: Melissa Nanette
Toli, 16-full names: Victoria Elizabeth
Mani (that's Lexie but now she wants to be called Mani), 7-full names: Lexmania Michelle
Mom and Dad, ETERNITY (just kiddin...)

~The friends~
Derrick (yeah, he needs help), 17
Meg (future anime cartoonist!), 15
Masami (she's as crazy as we are!), 15
Portia (she's so crazy!), 16
Toby (he's so quiet), 17
Escha (aka DeviledGrin9), 20
Taylor (she's like a third Talshar twin), 16

~Famous words by infamous folks~

Masami: WHAT THE HELL IS THAT TACKY THING?
Toli: (glares) Mena's prom dress. ~Friendship written by Mena

Taylor: You know, you Talshars are nuts.
Toli: Truer words were never spoken!

"Deception is the first key to humor, magic, being in a gang, and forgery." ~Marlea, Marry Me Or Else

Mani: What's with the malforktioning phone?

"If I understood my father's sanity, I'd be a much happier man." ~Lex Luthor, Smallville

Rebecca: I'm no kid!
Seto: Whatever you say kid. ~Yu-Gi-Oh!

"I never think of the future. It comes soon enough." ~Albert Einstein

Lew: (angry) Jade, did you lie to them?
Jade: Ummm...define "lie". ~Marry Me Or Else written by Escha

Toli: Don't be a smartass, dumbass.

Mr. Harriman: From now on, no TV, no video games, and no...erm, what else do you like?
Bloo: I like paddleball.
Mr. Harriman: And no paddleball! ~Foster's Home For Imaginary Friends

Jerome: I think the next time she sees you, she's gonna try to kill you!
Moesha: How do you know?
Jerome: She said the next time she sees you, she's gonna try to kill you! ~Moesha

Someone: Hey look! Newcomers! Let's kill 'em all! ~The Wizard Of Domino High

Rafael: That's a powerful cotton ball you got there. ~Yu-Gi-Oh!

Mena: Don't you care about me?
Toli: Not particularly.

Yami: Now that this is settled, may I devour you? ~Visitor written by Tara B.Amy

Marik: Hey, is it just me, or does it feel like something hideous and man-eating is behind us? ~Camping: Yugioh Style 2! written by Possessed Squirrel

Toli: Murphy’s law sucks. Except for when it happens to someone else; then it’s funny.

Serenity: Rule number one of surviving out in the wild is never offer a cannibal cooking tips! ~The Wizard Of Cuz written by Shrilanka-San

Toli: Yep. All she said is true.
Mena: Except the killing part.
Toli: No, that's true too.

Seto: Well, that could have gone better.
Jomei: (glares)
Seto: What? It could have gone better. ~No Kinen Ni written by AmunRa

Toli: There's a reason I did that.
Mena: What?
Toli: I'll tell you when I've figured out the reason.

Jou: OW! DAMMIT, QUIT KICKING ME! ~On The Prowl written by Zepyhr-Sombra

Yami: Here I was thinking I might have to physically injure myself to get you to laugh. ~Falling Without Wings written by Little Atemu

Boy: Hey, cool! New ride?
Johnny: Yeah. Get off it. ~Johnny Zero

Ron: I don't like lying either. Except for when it works and no one notices. ~Kim Possible

Yami: I could've sworn you were dead.
Tea: I guess you need to stop swearing, then. ~Slain (OS)

Max: Yep, they sure didn't leave any tracks.
May: Maybe that's because...they flew away in a balloon! ~Pokémon

Damion: But you don't celebrate Kwanza. I don't think you're even spelling it right!
Masami: Maybe not, but I can still dream!

Yugi: Do you guys want anything to drink?
Tristan: I'll have a soda, and see if you can fish up a lake for Joey.
Joey: Watch it, wise guy. ~Under The Spell (OS)

Terry: One, we don't have guests here. And two, I'm Batman.
Virgil: And I'm Beyoncé! ~Static Shock

Masami: I've already taken a polaroid picture of this from a camera I stole from some guy I don't know...now we'll remember this forever!

Brandon: Dwayne, are there any games you can play?
Dwayne: I can play "Knock you upside your head"! ~A Different World

Midgets: Yay!
Pegasus: (glares)
Midgets: Uh, we mean, awww. ~The Wizard Of Domino High (OS)

Anzu: What do you mean? I'm no idiot; why don't you show me your face.
Yami: How about no?
Anzu: Fine, I'll shoot you. ~Hellbreaking by Ksaturn

Commercial: Mr. Clean can't clean up berry stains or wine stains.
Mena: I bet a hungry person could.

Masami: You know what? (pokes Toli) Revenge!

Dr. Rose: There comes a point in time when every idiot has to face his own stupidity. ~A Rose Earth comic strip by Life

Masami: Yes! Finally someone's glaring at ice with me! (glares at ice) Burn in hell, ice!

Escha: I smile because it's too hard to frown.

Mena: Beef!
Toli: Beef!
Mani: Beef!
Mom: All right, it's settled! We're buying chicken!

Escha: I think my heart is breaking. Oh, no wait, I'm just hungry.

Mena: I swear, I only act dumb to get sympathy!
Toli: And you do it so well.

"Don't leave the car here. You'll come back to a pile of trash or maybe a pile of nothing." ~Lionel Washington, Left Behind

Mani: Love hurts. Especially when you confuse it with a booboo.

Toli: The phone isn't just ringing to annoy me! Go GET it!

"Boy, don't make me stab you." ~Niecy, Moesha

(Referring to Malik)"Look! He's so scared his hair is stickin' up! Oh wait, it always does that!" ~Joey, Yu-Gi-Oh!

"I'm probably DELICIOUS!" ~Beast Boy, Teen Titans

Mena: Ha! Put THAT in your bottle and spray it!

Mena: Toli, can you tell me something?
Toli: Sure. Something.

"Look! My Prozac can fit in my Pez container!" ~someone whose name has been forgotten

Mani: One, two, three...what comes after three?
Mena: Go.

Mena: Who's that in the car with Mom?
Toli: I think it's a bunch of psychotic hitchhikers.
Mena: Yep, that's the worst kind.

Jamie: Would it kill you to try?
Landon: Yes it would, and I'm too young to die. ~A Walk To Remember

Mena: Who's your favorite character of all time?
Derrick: Myself.

Mena/Mani/Toli: FELIZ CINCO DE MAYO, MOM!
Mom: AAAH! Kids! It's the First of April, not the Fifth of May!
Kids: APRIL FOOLS!

Mom: What are you three doing?
Toli: Attempting to take over the world from our living room.
Mena: Wasting air molecules.
Mani: Uh...shaving!

Toli: This is all your fault.
Mena: It can't be my fault!
Toli: Why not?
Mena: Because it's always my fault! I need a break once in a while!

Robin: Cyborg, how long till we launch?
Cyborg: Oh, about five minutes after you QUIT ASKIN' ME THAT! ~Teen Titans

Toli: Mena, I can't see over your head!
Mena: Well, it's not MY fault you suddenly became blind!

"Joe! Yes, Joe! Joe! The male! Joe!" ~Keira Knightley, Bend It Like Beckham

Mena: Guess what?
Toli: Make me.

Meg: (holds up salad fork) Fear my mighty fork! FEAR IT!

James: (while digging a tunnel) It's so dark down here! I can't see a foot in front of my face!
Meowth: If ya don't keep diggin' you'll see a foot in front o' yer face-MINE! ~Pokémon

Yugi: I'm never doing anything mean for you again! ~Shut Up And Listen written by Escha

Toli: Mom, the tree's leaning in its stand.
Mena: Must have gone drinking.

Mom: What do you all want to be for Halloween?
Mani: A princess!
Mena: Maximillian Pegasus!
Toli: Death!
Mom: O.o; How about you all be cats instead?
Kids: Okay!

Yami: (to Bakura) You're so lazy! If you can't break it, steal it, or send it to the Shadow Realm, you want nothing to do with it! ~Modern Technology (OS)

Cyborg: Mmm, sloppy joes! Just like the mad scientist that created me used to make! ~Teen Titans

"Guys don't make cars 'pretty'." ~Xzibit, Pimp My Ride

Mena: Because of my online Japanese class's success, I've decided to speak Japanese for the rest of the day starting now!
Mani: Really?
Mena: Yep!

Derrick: Just...kill me now. Please. I'm begging you. I'll even supply the gun.

Portia: I crashed the car and tore a ligament.
Mena: Oh no!...Then why aren't you in the hospital?
Portia: Because it was my boyfriend's ligament I tore.

Commercial: R-O-L-A-I-D-S. Spells relief.
Mani: Whoever made this commercial needs to get back in school!

Commercial: Does your video player have over a hundred disks to choose from? Does your video player have a wide screen?
Mena: (as excited as the commercial kids) Does your video player even exist?

Meg:(to Derrick) Got any fives?
Derrick: Go fish.
Mani: (to Derrick) Got any fives?
Derrick: No. Go fish.
Mena: (to Derrick) Got any fives?
Derrick:(throws down cards in exasperation) Dammit, NO!
Toli: Hey Derrick. Got any Prozac?

Dexter: Who is this "Jack"?
DeeDee: I dunno, but whoever he is, he must be a lot more fun than Dad! ~Dexter's Laboratory

~Words and phrases it's fun to hear Yami say~
Predicament
"You disappoint me."
"About time."
Head games
"What is your problem?"
"Just do the math."
"Ew!"

~Mena's favorite characters~
Yugi
Yami
Joey
Tea
Serenity
Rebecca
Mai
Seto
Ishizu
Mena: Anybody else? Can't think of any. (not all in that order)

~Toli's favorite characters~
Yugi
Yami
Yugi
Yami
Yugi
Yami
Yugi
Yami
Yugi
Yami
Yugi
...and Joey
Toli: in that order

Mena: My fav episode of Yu-Gi-Oh is when Tea and Yami go on a date...and Yami loses his mind at least twice. It's so funny!

Toli: My fav episode is when Yugi is talking to Yami while he sleeping on the blimp.

Mena: Why?

Toli: I don't know.

~Story Previews~
Mena: Look at these! They're upcoming stories of ours! Any of 'em sound interesting?

The Perfect Personalities
Two crazy Native American twin sisters decide to conduct an experiment. The experiment: they somehow cause the YGO gang to all switch personalities! What chaos will happen with Kaiba making friendship speeches, the yamis acting like best buddies, and Yugi calling Joey “Mutt”? (humor)

Modern Technology
Since Yami is a 5,000-year-old spirit, there’s a lot of things about our modern world he doesn’t understand. This is a collection of short stories of Yugi and his friends showing Yami the wonders-and apparently some of the dangers-of the modern world. (humor)

Mind Games
Two twin sisters are sucked into the world of Yu-Gi-Oh. One becomes a mind slave to a mysterious person who isn't Marik. The other narrowly escapes mind slavedom and seeks out the only people she believes can help-the YGO gang. (action/adventure)

The Experiment
Professor Mai Valentine is a scientist assigned to monitor an alien-like humanoid and do research on him. Little does she, or the lab, know that the alien’s brother is coming to free him, bringing along an entire upheaval unlike anything that anyone has ever seen. (AU sci-fi; action/adventure)

My Vacation In Ancient Egypt
A strange portal sucks Yugi up and dumps him back in Ancient Egypt-during Yami’s reign! Stuck in a land with nearly barbaric customs and a language he doesn’t understand, Yugi has to find some way to make it back home before he changes history-or before someone changes his future. (action/adventure)

Mani
Mokuba is kidnapped. Seto goes to save him, and gets an unexpected bonus-an orphan named Mani. He takes her in, at Mokuba’s request, and tries to keep her away from him, as she is obviously attached to him now. But does he even realize the danger that this little girl is in? (action/adventure)

~Fav. things to say (when the situation permits)~
WHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA! (M)
Oh, so I AM doomed! (M)
DOOFHEAD! (M)
...oooookaaaaaay (T)
...You're hugging me... (T)
Yeeeah RIGHT! (M/T)
PLEASE DON'T HURT ME! (M)
Owaaaaaa, I'm tellin... (Ma)
We like to party! (All)
He/She was paid to say that. (T)
Mooooommeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! (Ma)
SOMEBODY GET THAT PHONE OR I WILL KILL! (T)
Well, excuuuuse ME! (M)
Let's goooooo! (All)
Smells like purple. (Ma)

~Fav. things to hear (and say too)~
WAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAAAAA! (maniacal laughter)
Well, it's not my fault!
...I'm hugging you...
I ain't THAT stupid!
Children and fools cannot lie
Did I ask you?
Let's goooooo!

~Fav. silence breakers~
To get to the other side! (T)
Hey, did you hear? The stock market crashed (T)
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! (M)
HA! I lose (the Silent Game)! (M)
WHOOPEEEEEEEE! (Ma)
I just passed gas. (T)
MUTANT METEOR MONSTERS! (M)
Turn left! (T)
SWITCHFOOT! (M/T)
Let's goooooo!(All)

(and the lists get worse every day)

Mena: Anyway, I think that's just about everything I can say right now, so why dontcha go outside and breathe some air! You know, air won't always be free, so ya better get some!

Toli: Now. It's time to go.

Mena: I KNOW that, I was just saying good bye!

Toli: Will you shut up before this URL gets any longer!

Mena: Well, excuuuuse ME!

Toli: You're excused!

(We were Meant To Live for so much more, have we lost ourselves?)
We're out! Seeya!