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Joined 09-24-07, id: 1383503, Profile Updated: 09-17-10
Author has written 2 stories for Artemis Fowl, and Batman Begins/Dark Knight.

Hello !Why am I stuck in the internet?O well .Here are few things about me:

Gender: Well Holly and Kagome have it in common so think.

Hair color: Brown it's long and curly now!(love having curly hair)

Eye color:brown but i want to get those contacts that change your eye color and change mine to purple

Favorite color :(as you've probably gussed )purple!(but it changes randomly so beware)

Age:I'm Artemis's age in the last colony.

Location:USA,CA(California),SF(San Francisco)(sf is great cause you can act completly weird and no one will say anything ,especially at my school .everyone there is a little crazy and all my friends are completly crazy (or else i wouldn't be friends with them))

Likes:

Artemis Fowl series (just not the last colony and i didn't even bother to read the time paradox)

Inuyasha

Sesshomaru/kagome

koga/kagome

inuyasha/kagome

The Labyrinth(SPANDEX inside joke)

David Bowie ('cause he rocks)

Career opertunities(just that they have no section for it here)

Avatar :The last air bender(zuko and katara, soka and toph)

Princess AI

Howl's moving castle

cookies

pizza

Charlie Bone (Fav. characters are Asa and (of course)charlie and tancred olivia too.)

Briget Jones's diary

Hermione/Draco

Harry/Luna

Katara/Zuko

Dislikes:

Artemisxholly

artemisxminerva

Minerva(unlike minerva from harry potter she cannot kick butt)

the people who flame authors fanfics(too much effort put in to this when they can be doing other things. like finding a fic that they like)

other then that i pretty much like what people suggest what i should read.

And to make somehting clear: I AM NOT A TWILIGHT FAN. I got the name from the Calidini journals. I liked Twilight a bit. Not enough to be crazy about it though.And she(Stephene Myeres) could have just left it at that. Didn't need ,what, three more books then that.

Ah well, each to his own.


Quotes:

"Eat hot cheetos they make you act like your on weed!!"-me and my friends

"They are magic crystal balls that he can hold in his hands"-my friend at one of our lunch conversations talking about the Labyrinth

"Assassinator and co. You name 'em we kill 'em"-Seductive Screamer(one of my friends from school)

"You take in a deep breath then you go...MOOSIEMOOSIEMOOSIE"-me showing everyone in my english class how to call a moose

"SPANDEX"-me and my friends

"IS THAT A RAZOR IN THE LIGHT!!"-me when I looked at the light in our cafeterian celing.(the razor is really up there. so if we ever need it we just need to jump from a table to the light but it will still be threefeet away at the least.)

"Flying cacti!"-me when I was watching my friend play a video game.

"What would you do if someone tried to mug me"

"(Fast Ranting) AND THEN I'M GONNA PUNCH YOU IN THE FACE BUT YOU WON'T NOTICE BECAUSE I'M TALKING TO FAST FOR YOU TO UNDERSTAND AND -PUNCH- BYE!!"-me and my friend Seductive Screamer

"Go make yourself useful"

"No ,I'm providing valuable information for my captive audience!"-me just right now and this senior person I talk to.

"I'm gonna say something very random and /or strange"-me before I said something very random

"Impending doom awaits you!"-S.S.

me:I think this is cutting off the oxygen to my brain.

Emily:oh well . it looks clue so leave it on.

me :ok( i had a tie wrapped around my head)

me: how come i didn't get one of those?

Emily: 'cause you'r clueless

Me: HEY...wait your right.

"Sexy beam"-Emily quoting someone

"I AM A MOOSE!! Sorry , I was just checking to see if anyone was paying attention to me."-me

S.S.:Wait. if the yellow brick rode leads to the Emerald City were dose the red one lead to ?

Me:the blue city!!

S.S.:don't you mean the saphire city?

me:no blue

"Funky Blue"-everyone that's cool

"look it's funky blue's girlfriend ,Funky Yellow"-me

"Normal people do not interest"-Emily

"People of the hallway.I say :HI!!"-me in the hallway going to class.

"Am I weird ?"

"Yes.But if you weren't you wouldn't be my friend"

"That's true"-all of my friends when we were newly friends

(If anyone noticed in Gattaca the main charater had sex with this girl twice. This is what I yelled out in a silent room of my classmates during the movie.)

Me: AGAIN!?

Me: Why are they upside-down? (they were upside-down)

Emily: Artistic license...

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Lady of the Labyrinth by PsychoBunny reviews
After Sarah falls sick with a mysterious illness, Toby must journey back to Labyrinth to find the only people who can help her. Little does he know of the turmoil plaguing the once majestic Labyrinth, its inhabitants, and its mighty Goblin King.
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,786 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 9/23/2010 - Published: 9/26/2007
First Impressions by orange.tofu reviews
AU-no mutants. Kitty Pryde has just moved to Bayville and is less than thrilled. Plus, nothing seems to be going her way... at all. First days of school are just maddening. Then, she gets run over... R&R please. Kietro.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,736 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/26/2009 - Shadowcat/Katherine P./Kitty P., Quicksilver/Pietro M. - Complete
The Choices We Make by Confuzzled2011 reviews
Lena Raines, pretty, smart, funny, streetworthy. All good words to describe the younger sister of the infamous Memphis Raines. Find out what she's up to while her brother is back in town.
Gone In 60 Seconds - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,709 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 6/12/2007 - Published: 5/6/2007
Fan Fiction Gone Wild by demented cookies reviews
What would happen if the characters from your fan fiction came to life and started messing up your house? And blew up your car? And ate your comic books? Oneshot.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 637 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/10/2007 - Complete
Catfight Over Arty by Heera Malhotra reviews
Rated K plus for mild violence and insults but no bad language. Features my OC, Anna Maria, and Minerva in a fight over Artemis. R&R please!
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,755 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/18/2007 - Published: 3/26/2007 - Artemis F. - Complete
Parodynth! by Montelimarie reviews
A nice little tale from a girl with the deadly combination of caffeine and Microsoft Word. Basically a spoof of the movie.
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,426 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 3/10/2007 - Published: 3/5/2006 - Complete
The Bubble by Cow as White as Milk reviews
Snape is stuck in a crystal with a vampire and a goblin king. He is getting annoyed. Crossover with Buffy and Labyrinth.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 916 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/30/2005 - Severus S. - Complete
Going Courting by Arysta reviews
Set: Ten years after the movie. Jareth decides it's time to fetch his bride, but convincing her of it is not going to be easy!
Labyrinth - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 37,476 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 4/11/2001 - Published: 1/30/2001 - Jareth, Sarah - Complete
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Genetically Predisposed reviews
Scarecrow is out of Arkham,ready to send a new wave of fear over Gotham,but to do this he's going to need a little help from Audrey Flemings,who is in-capable of feeling fear. Will he be able to break her or will she out wit him and save her city? OC'sPOV
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,489 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/18/2010 - Published: 9/17/2010 - J. Crane
What Shadows Bring reviews
Artemis's all boys school is being invaded by an all girls school! And even more shocking Butler's past comes to haunt him in the form of daughter he never knew about. Chapters being fixed.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,653 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/27/2008 - Published: 10/29/2007 - Artemis F., Butler