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HI :DD

My names,Jackie Michelle Martinez.

...Now that you have read this letter, you MUST send it

to at least 10 people in 10 minutes.

1

person~you will die at an early age

2 people~you will die in 10 years

3 people~you will die in 15 years

4-9 people~you will die in 20 years

10 people~your crush will tell you that you're cute

11-15 people~your crush will ask you out

16-25 people~your crush will kiss you

26+ people~your crush will do all of the above and

you will get the job that you want within the next

10 years!!

My crush will ask me out will yours??

SO NOW START YOUR SENDING..YOU ARE GOING

TO BE HAPPY

IF YOU SEND THIS TO OTHERS!

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║║║║╔╗║╔╗║║║╠╗╔╣╔╗║║║Put this on your
║║║║╚╝║╚╝╣║║║║║║║║║╚╝page if you love
║║║║╔╗║╔╗║╚╝║║║║╚╝║╔╗Naruto!
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Akatsukicons!

Pein: @:@

Konan: *-_-

Itachi: */_\*

Deidara: o\/

Zetsu: \o.o/

Tobi: @

Sasori: -.-

Kisame: =0_o=

Hidan: o.o

Kakuzu: $_$

Copy and paste this to your profile to help them take over the world!!

1. Who are/is your favorite Naruto character(s)? Let's see here: Itachi,Zestu,Naruto,Sai,Pein,Konan,Kisame,Sasuke,Sakura,Lee,Hinata,Hidan,Gaara

2. What is/are your favorite pairing(s)? SasoxDei, KakuxHida, PeinxKonan, ItaxKisa, ShikaxTema, etc.

3. Are you a Naruto yaoi or hentai fan? Yaoi FTW!

4. Ever cosplayed Naruto characters? ...

5. List your collection of Naruto junk and merchandise, if any: ...

6. Have you ever felt that you were destined to be with a Naruto character? Yes...

7. NaruHina or KibaHina? NaruxHina. I mean it makes sense.

8. SasuSaku or SasuNaru? SasSaku...

9. Which team is your favorite? Team 7 or Team Gai? Team Kureni

10. Do you support the Tobito theory? (Tobi=Obito) Nope

11. Do you support the 'Yondaime is Naruto's father' theory? Well obviously, I mean it's in the manga now.

12. Your favorite Akatsuki member? Itachi...

13. Are you Pro-Sasuke or Anti-Sasuke? Pro-Sasuke...

14. Have you seen all Naruto episodes so far (including Shippuden and fillers)? Yup!

15. Have you read all the chapters so far? Of course!

16. Do you believe Naruto has ADD? Yeah we can see it.

17. Sub or dub? Um I have to go with the dub on this one because it's nice to be able to focus on the animations and the voices and not have to focus on reading the entire time, it kind of takes away the purpose of the anime. But subs are cool, I'm not totally against them.

18. Pro-Sakura or Anti-Sakura? Pro-Sakura ^^

19. Tobi = Annoying or funny? Who could think he's annoying? He's like the sunshine in the Akatsuki.

20. Do you even know who Tobi is? Not really.Tobi is just really a book of secrets.

21. Gai = Sexy beast or Ugly nerd? "..."

22. Which character would be the best crossdresser? Sorry to say but it would probably be either Deidara or Haku. But my Dei Dei shall never crossdress! He's my girly man!

23. Rock Lee = Weird or Awesome? Awesome :P

24. Which character would be best OOC? Who and how? Um I dunno I like all OOC's...

25. Do you like Naruto fanfics? OF COURSE

26. Do you write Naruto fanfics? YEP

27. Do you like lemons? Yes..."..."

28. Do your parents know about the Naruto characters? Nahh

29. Have you watched the Naruto Abridged Series? Yep! LOL hilarious stuff

30. Have you seen The Naruto Ultimate Fanflashes? Yes!

31. Have you ever gotten someone else hooked on Naruto? ...

32. Have you ever been drawing Naruto in school and has someone recognized it? Yep :DD

33. Have you ever been in class drawing Naruto and the teacher came up to you and said 'WTF is this?' Nope

34. Has Naruto affected your school life and grades? Yes...

35. Are you broke thanks to Naruto? Nope, I was broke to begin with...lol

36. Do you want to read Icha Icha Paradise? Yes :P =D o///o

37. Do you support the 'Yondaime is the Akatsuki Leader' theory? ?.? I don't know

38. Do you draw Naruto fanart? If so, count how many there are in your gallery. I draw in my notebook.Though I only have Hinata

39. Is Sasuke still sexy in his second stage of the cursed seal? Maybe.Well it's kinda cool that he grows wings and stuff. Especially his hair and skin.So yes -////-

40. Do you have a Naruto OC? Yep

41. Looking back at some of your answers, do you think Naruto has taken over your life? YES~...Is that bad

There's a 13 year old girl, and she wished
that her dad would come home from
the army, because he'd been having
problems with his heart and right
leg. It was 2:53 p.m . When she made
her wish. At 3:07 p.m. (14 minutes
later), the doorbell rang, and
there her Dad was, luggage and all!!

I'm Katie and I'm 20 and I've been
having trouble in my job and on the
verge of quitting. I made a simple
wish that my boss would get a new
job. That was at 1:35 and at 2:55
there was an announcement that he
was promoted and was leaving for
another city. Believe me...this
really works!

My name is Ann and I am 45 years
of age. I had always been single
and had been hoping to get into a
nice, loving relationship for many
years. While kind of daydreaming
(and right after receiving this email)
I wished that a quality person would
finally come into my life. That was at
9:10 AM on a Tuesday. At 9:55 AM
a FedEx delivery man came into my
office.He was cute, polite and
could not stop smiling at me. He
started coming back almost everyday
(even without packages) and asked me
out a week later. We married 6
months later and now have been
happily married for 2 years.

What a great email it was!!

Just scroll down to the end, but
while you do, think of a wish.
Make your wish when you have completed
scrolling. Whatever age you are, is the
number of minutes it will take for your
wish to come true. ex.you are 25 years
old, it will take 25 minutes for your wish
to come true).

Go for it!

SCROLL DOWN!

STOP!

Congratulations! Your wish will
now come true in your age minutes.

Now follow this carefully...it
can be very rewarding!

If you repost this within the next 5 min.
something major that you've been wanting
will happen.

This is scary!

The phone will ring right after you repost

When a girl is quiet, a million things are running through her mind.
When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply.
When a girl looks at you with her eyes full of question, she is wondering how long you will be around.
When a girl answers "I'm fine." after a few seconds, she is not fine at all.
When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are lying.
When a girl rests her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be her's forever.
When a girl wants to see you everyday, she wants to be pampered.
When a girl says "I love you." she means it.
When a girl says "I miss you." nobody could miss you more than that.
Life only comes around once, so make sure you spend it with the right person.
Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, and calls you back when you hang up on him.
The guy who will stay awake just to watch you sleep.
Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead,
Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats.
The one who holds your hand in front of his friends and is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you there for him.
The one who turns to his friends and declares "That's her.".
If you read this, you have to repost it, guy or girl, or you will have bad luck for the rest of your life.
If you repost this, in five minutes your true love will call or message you.
Tonight at midnight, they will realize that they love you.
Something good will happen at approximately 1:42 pm tomorrow, and it could happen anywhere.
So get ready for the biggest shock of your life.
If you don't repost this, you will be cursed with relationship problems for all of eternity.
Repost this to your profile, and spare yourself the emotional stress

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Imaginary Friend by LadyB3ARwolfFang reviews
'He'd gladly be Sakura's friend and help her train until she outgrew him. After all, he couldn't be her 'imaginary' friend forever, right' If only Obito knew even as a ghost life's never that simple...Co-written by XspriteyX
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 36,067 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 5/28/2018 - Published: 8/11/2011 - Sakura H., Obito U.
This Is A Joke Right! by SandNinjaBunny reviews
stupid drunk naruto freak, falls off the damn roof, and ends up inside the naruto universe, and there is only one thing that she can do since she's there,...to piss off the one and only Gaara of the sand, talk about the best vacation ever. GaaraXOC comedy, well after you pass 3 chapters THE SUQUEL IS UP
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 31 - Words: 163,539 - Reviews: 390 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 217 - Updated: 4/13/2016 - Published: 4/12/2012 - [Gaara, OC] Temari, Kankuro - Complete
Amnesia by Shadow-Wolf-Hikaru reviews
I woke up with no memory of who I am, or where I came from. But for some reason whenever I see a place or certain people I remember stuff about them. Both past and future of those people and places. Why is that? Rated T cause I'm paranoid
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 23 - Words: 32,294 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 2/2/2016 - Published: 10/11/2011 - Akatsuki
poison by Straete reviews
Naruto is turned into a girl. She doesn't mind since Tsunade has told her she'll be able to turn her back to normal. The rest of Konaha doesn't take the change so well.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 26,681 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 344 - Follows: 429 - Updated: 8/4/2015 - Published: 5/4/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
little ducklings by ohgoditsbriony reviews
This is not a love story, but it is a story about love. —Sasuke/Hinata
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 6,840 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 208 - Updated: 7/2/2014 - Published: 4/12/2012 - Sasuke U., Hinata H.
And I love you by Okaami-chin reviews
Future World! I really hated it. I did not like this one bit. But here I am standing inside of a chapel attending a wedding. But it wasn't my wedding. Hinata, the love of my life is about to get married to someone who wasn't me. And I can't do anything about it. I kept thinking, how did it come to this? Why did I let her leave my grasp so easily?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 84,000 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 12/28/2013 - Published: 1/29/2012 - Sasuke U., Hinata H.
The CAKE Girls by Musings of Sara reviews
The C.A.K.E Girls are Mega Naruto fans. So ending up in the Naruto world is a dream come true right? Not when Madara Uchiha wants to use them and then kill them. Now the girls must find a way home but end up having the adventure of a life time. ItachiOC, DeidaraOC, GaaraOC, OC? (Discontinued)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 49,464 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/27/2013 - Published: 9/11/2011 - Complete
Something Unexpected by TheForgottenWind reviews
Hinata is a shy girl with a stutter, Gaara is a phsycopathic killer with a dark side. Who ever knew that one couldnt live without the other? pretty long but soon to come to an end. suckish at summaries :x but please read and reveiw! thanks, KibaXHinataXGaara
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 16,526 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/27/2013 - Published: 12/15/2010 - Hinata H., Kiba I., Gaara - Complete
Instant Message by brezoflower reviews
A Konoha chat room! Sakura finally gets a computer of her own and logs in, but only one person is online in Konoha. Noir18? Who calls himself that?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 28,582 - Reviews: 1488 - Favs: 1,084 - Follows: 1,067 - Updated: 6/7/2013 - Published: 5/8/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Pure Happenstance by KP02 reviews
I'm terrible with summaries...Basically, Percy and crew get transported to Naruto's world. I might take a few... Liberties with some of the timeline and stuff.
Crossover - Naruto & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,882 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 3/20/2013 - Published: 12/5/2011
Love story by DemonicAngel5 reviews
He was a rich man that owned the Uchiha company.She the maid assigned to serve him for two weeks until the grand Uchiha ball. Now add two fangirls, a shy maid,a loud mouth bestfriend and parents who want you to marry as soon as possible.what do you get?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,758 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 10/29/2012 - Published: 12/10/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Blue Fire Trapped in the Land of Nin by Karinka3 reviews
Azula has been in the mental hospital for two years and wants to leave. The Spirit Realm decides to grant her wish, but in order to be free she has to travel to a new realm and convince a ninja named Sasuke Uchiha to return to Konoha. Oh, joy! Has a discontinued sequel and an alternate version called "Red Azula" (coming soon).
Crossover - Naruto & Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 26,812 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 9/15/2012 - Published: 2/27/2011 - Sasuke U., Azula - Complete
Take Me With You by xx kaaat reviews
"Because baby, you're gonna be the one that saves me," She felt slightly content, sort of like a heavy burden had finally been lifted. OOC. AU. Hints of SasoSaku ItaIno NejiNaru NaruSaku SasoKurenai and GaaSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 32,946 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 6/30/2012 - Published: 4/27/2012 - Sakura H., Sasori - Complete
Cheerleader's Tutor: The Nerd In Algebra by 6Troublemakers reviews
Ino has a crush on Sasuke and he asked her to his party. The only thing hindering her from Sasuke and the party is her math grade. When Lee agrees to tutor her, what will happen to her feelings for Sasuke? Read to find out! Rated T for safety.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,280 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/25/2012 - Published: 5/20/2012 - Ino Y., Lee R.
The Blossom's Strength by Silverdust101 reviews
What if Sakura wasn't interested in Sasuke, how would this affect team 7 and their journey together? Strong Naruto and Sakura. OOC. rating may change to M later.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 17,585 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 5/20/2012 - Published: 2/17/2012 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
Maiden Of The Mist by Michelleeeeeeeee reviews
"Can a rougue ever go back to a normal life?" "I'm not sure, I never really tried before..." Follow Megumi as she tries to survive for her loved ones and find herself in the procress. Will she find peace or go insane trying? SasukexOc Sasukeoc Sasuke OC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 60,886 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 5/7/2012 - Published: 3/9/2012 - Sasuke U. - Complete
A Blurred Past by The Fuzz 15 reviews
Sakura finds herself stuck in the past. With the help of a thirteen year old Kakashi she tries to figure out what she needs to change. Not a Kakashi and Sakura pairing! Sasusaku.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 31,669 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 4/24/2012 - Published: 12/5/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Revenge is sweet by NightmarexMockingbird reviews
Tenten and me were only playing around, honest! We didn't think that our video of us making fun of the school's hottest guys was going to get posted on the school's website! We didn't know that they'd be offended, either! Guess this means war. BRING IT ON
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,983 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 4/11/2012 - Published: 8/4/2009 - Sakura H., Tenten
Runaway by Jalpha reviews
Naruto AU- Naruto is a teenage runaway trying to escape his abusive stepfather and addict mother. He hitches a ride down the California coast, and meets an angry teen who might just need Naruto to keep living. Slash SasuNaru Rated T
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,502 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/13/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Moonlight Bliss by Pressing Point reviews
Hinata's approaching 18 & the clan has decided that it's time for her to start thinking about marriage- only, they gave her a list of choices… and Naruto's not on it; She decided to start moving on; He just noticed what's always been there- his true love
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,801 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 3/13/2012 - Published: 3/10/2012 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
If I Knew Then by brezoflower reviews
SasuSaku, NaruSaku Everyone is dead, including Sasuke. Eighteen and about to kill herself, Sakura is overwhelmed by the Kyuubi's chakra. When she wakes up, she is twelve again, and has the chance to change...everything. Well, she knows where she's starting first.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,844 - Reviews: 746 - Favs: 889 - Follows: 1,012 - Updated: 3/8/2012 - Published: 12/14/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
New Akatsuki Teams by Cakethief reviews
After the Akatsuki annoys Pain, everyone gets a new partner. But how will it turn out?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,172 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/23/2012 - Published: 2/9/2012 - Akatsuki - Complete
A Reason to Leave A Reason to Love by Musical.Blossom's Strength reviews
The people she cared about and she thought cared about her all thought her weak and wanted her to be confined to a hospital for hte rest of her days. She was stronger than all of them and would prove it with the help of the Akatsuki. Full summary inside!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,032 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 2/15/2012 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Sakura H., Akatsuki - Complete
Sweet Symmetry by TerumiHazamaSOl reviews
Light sees the Death Note fall from the sky, but refuses to take it. Ryuk drops the note in L's apartment, and L meets Death the Kidd.
Crossover - Death Note & Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,547 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 3/1/2011 - Published: 2/18/2011 - L, Death The Kid
Funny Akatsuki Short Stories by tchb reviews
well, okay, this is some funny short stories i though up, when i was bored, or dreaming in my sleep.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,253 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/3/2010 - Published: 7/17/2008
Funny Adventures of the Akatsuki by Princess of Altea-170 reviews
What short but funny adventures will the Akatsuki go though on their day's off? and will we find out what secrets they hide from the world read to find out!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,111 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/9/2009 - Published: 7/18/2006