Matt, bored from the easiness of Mello's hacking requests, goes on the Internet and stumbles upon a thing called fanfiction. Parodies many fanfictions and cosplayers.. Rated T to be safe, that may change. One sided MxM, mentions of MxN&LxL. ON HIATUS.

Matt finds an interesting book while closet-rummaging. Why,it's an all-purpose guide to bothering Mello! How convenient! Needless to say, hilarity ensues, with Raito, L, and others... Complete after a ridiculous hiatus ! MxM

(hiatus) Everyone knows that all the girls and a lot of guys would do anything to possess Tamaki Suoh, but what happens when someone actually takes him? OOC/Tamaki Kyouya/Tamaki, rated T cause I don't know what else to rate it. Please read it, it has a Vampire!

Sherlock Holmes doesn't have friends. John/Sherlock boarding school AU.

For SherlockBBCfic prompt: Sherlock, upon discovering that John is bisexual but has sworn off men, makes it his mission to set John up on various dates to help him find the perfect man. Hilarity ensues. S/J: Pre-slash/Slash Last chapter up!

Sherlock must resolve an intolerable situation. John is driving him to distraction, the Work is suffering, and there is only one solution to be had. Some minor SiB spoilers.

John is relentlessly pursued by a coworker, which all leads to an inevitable revelation by Sherlock. How will John react to this? Sherlock/John Slash complete .

Sherlock is head over heels in love with John, but John gives him such mixed signals. John: here's a hint. Straight men do not get aroused when kissing their flatmates. Very M, slash, you know the drill.

Sherlock writes a Valentine's card to John in which he tries to convey something vaguely romantic but can't quite get over his Sherlockian practicality. This is the first fic I've ever uploaded so criticism is welcome!

John stumbles into a rather unexpected person while on an impromptu shopping trip.

Wherein Sherlock Holmes cannot flirt with women to save his life and John Watson tries to help him out - the working word here is "tries".

James tries badly to cheer Remus up, after he is publicly humiliated, using reverse psychology and fails , and Sirius realizes how beautiful Remus truly is. Pre-Slash. Sirius' POV

Sherlock and John. Deserted Island.

In which John and Sherlock realize there are unavoidable issues to discuss, and Mycroft is way more manipulative than anyone gave him credit. Follows "Requiescat in Pace" in the Remain with Me 'verse.

Sherlock is diagnosed with a terminal illness. Warning: angst like whoa.

Life between cases. The detective and the doctor work together to learn how the other works. But some things they discover are not what they had expected. Wasn't Watson straight? And wasn't Holmes married to his work? Slow to begin with, sorry.

Sherlock is sent a strange parcel in the mail and John is determined to find out what it is...what sort of magazines would make Sherlock so embarasssed? Mild Slash

Okay, I had this totally crazy idea for a phanpic-what if Erik met Sam-I-Am and was being persuaded to eat green eggs and ham? Very weird and very funny! Please read and review! Rated for language.

A series of letters between Erik & Raoul, who has purchased the Opera Populaire. He knows of only one man who can help him make it a success. But would Erik rather take up his challenge, or just kill him instead? Ah, decisions, decisions.

A collection of oneshots ranging across many different levels and subjects.Formerly 'DarkDai Oneshots'.

Crackfic. Because you're single and they're single--and they're hot at that. Archived: RYOMA TEZUKA EIJI FUJI AKUTSU ATOBE OSHITARI GAKUTO JIROU SHISHIDO CHOUTAROU MARUI NIOU YUKIMURA SANADA, KIRIHARA, RENJI, YAGYUU

Yukimura is getting married! But le gasp! Sanada is not his groom! And what are the Rikkai regulars going to do about it? STOP IT, of course! Alpha Platinum Pair

Tired of reading the same old terrible fanfiction? Want a good laugh? Want to improve your writing? If you answered yes to any of these questions, this fic is for you! If you answered no to all of them this fic is still for you! Reviews or flames welcome.

DISCONTINUED. Sequel to Minor Annoyances. Light and L have been living sort of peacefully for a couple of years, when a required visit to a certain orphanage shakes things up again. Poor guys. AU, OOC!Light, Shounen-ai

What happens when you throw a reclusive redhead artist inside a house with a cocky actor named Dark? Take a look at the results in Guardian Gates. Or not. Your choice. Shonen Ai and spastic, not really funny humor. COMPLETE

-TezukaFujiOishi- Oishi is sure his friends are just looking out for him. But this is ridiculous. Because this isn't a love triangle, wait.... could it be that? -Oishi abuse and horrible humor ahead-

Atobe, Fuji, and Kintaroh are kidnapped and forced to particpate in random cooking contests and join a cooking school/tv show. Based on the drama of the same name.

When Ryoma finds himself in a tough situation, his pride might keep him swimming, but it’s Tezuka who keeps his head above water.

When Echizen Ryoma and Ryuzaki Sakuno go out on their first date, the rest of the Seigaku team members decide to secretly tag along and "help" their favourite ochibi. You've got to feel sorry for them. All of them.

Kevin and Ryoma waking up together. Fluffy moments. KevinXRyoma slash.

A kiss that tastes like strawberry milk, a concert in NYC performed in costume, and a makeorbreak a heart choice for Shuichi. RyuxShu Fluff.

The blonde boy didn't look particularly frantic, nor did he look excited, or nervous, or angry. This is what worried Kyouya most. Companion to Pride. [TamakixKyouya] vaguely AU, if you squint.

Oneshot ooc. Dark finds a gold coin! Daisuke shakes his head in shame. The sequel: Fun with warnings!

[DarkDaisuke][Oneshot] Daisuke was just too cute a prize to pass up. How could Dark refuse to accept such an easy bet?