I'm sorry it has taken me so long for chapter nine. I am almost finished with it. This past few weeks have been busy. Moving and a nephew to be born any day now!

Basically, I'm not your typical girl.

My name is irrelevant.

Age: 22

Residing in: Alabama! Yep... We can read down here. Imagine that.

Occupation: Paramedic. NOT an ambulance driver! I spent two and a half years furthering my education. It is degrading to be referred to with a title that insinuates I do nothing and know nothing outside of driving a truck with flashing lights and sirens. I am a highly trained medical professional. I spent the same amount of time and effort to become a paramedic as the beloved nurses spent to become nurses. I may not be able to write up a care plan, but I can tell you about blood pH, the intricacies of a person's respiratory drive (including illnesses and injuries that affect it), and the signs of a heart attack on a 12-lead EKG that includes but is not limited to the part of the heart that is affected. No, I cannot put a tube in your bladder to make you pee, but I can shove one down your throat to make you breath. I have the knowledge and skills to stove off death with a limited amount of tools, and sometimes I can even reverse death if it is the good Lord's will. I apologize for my rant, but it is frustrating when you are repeatedly belittled by the general public only because of their ignorance.

Hobbies: I enjoy reading for entertainment. I hate reading for college courses. I like to enjoy literary works and appreciate them for the qualities the author intended. Why dissect something that is already beautiful?

I am an animal lover, but not the PETA dedicated kind of animal lover. I don't put an animal's needs in front of a human's. However, I tend to have more compassion and show more emotion when it comes to animals. Many animals are so forgiving and are the epitome of unconditional love. I have a green eyed black cat and a large long haired mix-breed dog who I adore. I also have a black and white paint Tennessee Walker (horse) that I wish I could spend every day with. Of course, I am limited due to adult obligations and weather and blah blah blah.

I like music, but I get frustrated easily when it comes to music. I initially like a lot of pop songs/ country songs/ etc when they are first released, but quickly become bored with them. I like some of Adele's songs.

Likes: Intelligent kind sexy slightly older masculine sexually secure men (I think they are all taken by more deserving women sadly), fantasies, chocolate, cream cheese, bananas, COFFEE- iced, hot, frappe, etc. Horses, dogs, cats, trucks, and guns.

Dislikes: Dramatic whiney ass bitchy women. People who call an ambulance for stupid crap. People who are selfish and think they are better than other people. Onions. Lazy people. Women who dress like skanks and a dire effort to get attention.

Random things:

Sometimes I think I was born a century or two late. Then I realize that my independence would be compromised due to my femininity and I would not be doing that job that I dearly love. I also love my running water and smell good shampoos and soaps. The dresses were freaking awesome back then too. They actually left elements of the female figure to the imagination of those who desired it most. Imagine that!