Ms. Topazhide bio
 Author has written 8 stories for Twilight, and X-overs. Hellloooooo! I'm Sabina. My friends call me Savvy or Ford. Check out my Myspace page for more about me: www.myspace.com/masterofthechubbly XXXXXXXXXXXXX I'm fifteen. I live in the Bay Area (that's in California, people!), but I am the complete opposite from the sporty, blonde, incredibly perky stereotype from SoCal. I'm dark and my sense of humor reflects that. I'm rather macabre. I like black eyeliner, especially on me. I almost live in Hot Topic stores. I love to read. I'm kind of introspective. I-insert gasp here-like school. Except Physical Education. Whoever invented that needs to be shot. Anyway...I'm quite possibly insane and I like it that way, thank you very much. I have a tendency to draw on my shoes and hoodies when they're brand new. I'm...not really a social outcast at school, but I'm since I'm not into Abercrombie and Fitch, The Jonas Brothers or Disney Channel, I'm ostracized. I've turned to books like Twilight. I love the series and that's why I have an account on this site! XXXXXXXXXXXXX I like a lot of music. I'm mostly into the first punk movement in the seventies/eighties, more modern punk and ska, but I always want to stretch my horizons. My favorites include the Sex Pistols, The Misfits, Mindless Self Indulgance, Flogging Molly, R.E.M., The Ramones, Green Day, The Birthday Massacre, The Adicts and My Chemical Romance. Since I live in the Bay Area, I also love some local bands that are starting to get some attention. Some of my favorites are Maldroid, The Phenomenauts, The A.K.A.'s and Blaming Johnny. Maldroid's latest songs can be found on iTunes...check them out. My taste of movies in equally diverse. I have fallen in love with The Breakfast Club. Judd Nelson should have been cyrogenically frozen at that age. Honestly. I also like Edward Scissorhands, The Adventures of Priscilla: Queen of the Desert, Rocky Horror Picture Show, Torchsong Trilogy (not actually a trilogy...it's one movie), To Wong Foo, Thanks For Everything, Julie Newmar, and The Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy (that's where I get my nickname Ford). And...that's it! Bye! |
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I'm Not Falling For You by ronOReds reviews
Bella get's picked to be on a dating reality show! How will the guys show their love and who will be the last one standing!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 60,235 - Reviews: 3333 - Favs: 2,726 - Follows: 801 - Updated: 11/12/2014 - Published: 12/17/2007 - Complete
Could I Lie Next To You? by Givin' Em Hell x reviews
MCR Frerard. After the Revenge tour, the guys head to Hawaii for vacation, where Frank and Gerard must face their feelings offstage. But the real world-and their relationship-doesn't take it as well as a crowd of excited fans. Rated for sex and violence
Marching Band - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 66,490 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 8/11/2011 - Published: 6/7/2007 - Complete
TUTORING EDWARD CULLEN by CindeBella reviews
Edward is the captain of the basketball team and is always with a different girl, he's about to fail Literature when the teacher decides that Bella is gonna tutor him, there's just one problem: they hate each other. Is there love hidden somewhere?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 32,970 - Reviews: 1929 - Favs: 1,190 - Follows: 1,376 - Updated: 8/9/2009 - Published: 11/23/2007
The Wild and Wacky Adventures of Edward in PE! by LindaRoo reviews
Hilarity ensues when Edward comes back at the end of New Moon and he and Alice get Mrs. Cope to change their schedules to put them in Bella's gym class. How can they appear human when their superhuman athletic aptitudes keep getting in the way?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 74,371 - Reviews: 1984 - Favs: 2,260 - Follows: 1,686 - Updated: 3/9/2009 - Published: 2/27/2007
A Robot can be a Girlfriend by lbj reviews
Carlisle invents a robot that is fantastically realistic for his wife. Edward is given the task of watching over this robot called 'Bella' and finds himself falling in love. Can a vampire love something that can't think? EPOV ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 21 - Words: 27,829 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 9/30/2008 - Published: 8/28/2007 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Take Fifty by Aspen-SiredBySpike reviews
A oneshot series in which the Twilight characters find themselves working their way through movie plots. All human.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 16,808 - Reviews: 746 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 9/10/2008 - Published: 3/30/2008 - Complete
When Life Gives You Lemons by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
Emmett makes a bet with Bella. She has to teach Edward a new position every day until their wedding, which is in two weeks. BXE Every chapter has a lemon. COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 26,649 - Reviews: 1847 - Favs: 1,999 - Follows: 807 - Updated: 7/17/2008 - Published: 5/11/2008
The Family Talk by NeverForgetThisPen reviews
Imagine Carlisle and Esme Cullen attempting to give their "children" a sex ed. lesson.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 30,626 - Reviews: 395 - Favs: 469 - Follows: 218 - Updated: 6/10/2008 - Published: 2/27/2008 - Complete
Date Night by Freesia Like Heroin reviews
Edward and Bella's last human date. He takes her on a last date, changes her, and I might do a wedding. All fluff. No copy right intended, sorry Mrs. Meyer! Sorry, but quick updates can't be promised. I have cancer and I'm in the hospital, so bear with me
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,021 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 6/9/2008 - Published: 9/11/2007
My Miracle, My Angel by l'heure bleue reviews
My name is Bella Swan, and I'm pregnant. My fiancé is overprotective, and won't even let me walk up the stairs alone. So what could possibly go wrong? Mood swings, cravings and name games, to name a few. — WINNER of 4 Twilight Awards! WRITTEN BEFORE BD!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 100,422 - Reviews: 3568 - Favs: 2,862 - Follows: 908 - Updated: 5/28/2008 - Published: 3/22/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Forever Seventeen by greenconverses reviews
You’re never going to die, and you’re always going to be stuck in the purgatory that is puberty and high school. You’re forever seventeen and everything changes but you. Pre-Bella Edward character piece.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 967 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/14/2008 - Complete
Brotherhood by LindaRoo reviews
The Cullen boys go hunting. Jasper can't stop quoting The Princess Bride, Emmett can't stop quoting Monty Python and the Holy Grail, and Edward, rather put out, responds with Shakespeare. Hilarity ensues! Co-written with the awesome Blondie AKA Robin.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,195 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 4/13/2008 - Published: 3/31/2008
An Unexpected Life by tekhne reviews
Jacob stopped Bella from jumping. Edward eventually returns, but has some trouble finding Bella. AU, BxJ
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 45 - Words: 49,252 - Reviews: 1603 - Favs: 1,015 - Follows: 906 - Updated: 4/5/2008 - Published: 5/9/2007
Blood Berries by CullenLove reviews
Bella's life is a miserable excuse for existence: her mother beats her, and every day she wishes for death... until a mysterious boy bursts into her life, and throws rainbows on her dark soul. Haunting EdXBella story. Violence, optional lemons, language..
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 42 - Words: 95,812 - Reviews: 1656 - Favs: 817 - Follows: 371 - Updated: 4/2/2008 - Published: 8/14/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Raining Hammers by little miss laugh alot x reviews
Third place winner in Irish Froggy's THE MIKE CHALLENGE. Mike has a plan to steal Bella's heart. One-Shot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,629 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/19/2008 - Complete
Victory Celebration by Wind of the North reviews
In which Jacob goes too far. Many people have termed Jacob's aggressive kiss "rape". What if it actually was? The aftermath is held within. :VERY STRONG M: :Complete:
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,131 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 3/17/2008 - Published: 3/16/2008 - Complete
Good Morning Bella by ronOReds reviews
It's Bella's last Thursday as a human, and the Cullen siblings introduce Bella to a concept called "Thirsty Thursdays." Listen as Edward recounts the story of her crazy night!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,243 - Reviews: 749 - Favs: 793 - Follows: 130 - Published: 3/10/2008 - Complete
Child's Play by Lilyfish reviews
Bella forces Edward into helping out at a kindergarten. Chaos and fluff ensues!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,286 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/2/2008 - Complete
Wish Come True by Valecita reviews
Bella finally convinces Edward to give her what she wants. Some explicit content
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,488 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/24/2008 - Complete
Under The Piano by Signature.Hot.Chocolate reviews
Edward plays the piano while Bella plays with something else. BellaEdward. One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,814 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 320 - Follows: 68 - Published: 2/22/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Your Eyes Vacant And Stained by azzek695 reviews
My Chemical Romance Frerard fanfiction. Includes homosexual smut, baaaad language and violence etc etc. - Gerard and Frank meet and, along with a new found friend, forge their futures.
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 45 - Words: 42,395 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 2/7/2008 - Published: 12/30/2007 - Complete
Finding Beauty by Niamh929 reviews
Bella is tormented and tortured by her peers. When she has almost given up, beauty finds her ... in more than one way. BellaxEdward.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 61,859 - Reviews: 804 - Favs: 405 - Follows: 393 - Updated: 2/5/2008 - Published: 11/5/2007
That Was My Siblings by ronOReds reviews
Edward's family decides he needs a push in the right direction when it comes to getting physical with Bella. What methods do they resort to in order to get their message across!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,373 - Reviews: 379 - Favs: 538 - Follows: 103 - Published: 2/5/2008 - Complete
Alice's Side of the Story by rideaspider reviews
This is The Wedding Planner from Alice's point of view. It picks up from Alice's last line in Eclipse and will run through the wedding itself. ExB. Rated T for minor language and innuendo.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 13 - Words: 31,439 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 1/24/2008 - Published: 12/12/2007 - Complete
Quick Decisions by Ranma15177 reviews
With a wedding on the horizon Bella and Edward share a moment of stress relief. Edward gets hope for the future and Bella feels more comfortable with her decisions. PWP. This is a lemon. It is EXB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 14,085 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 414 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 1/6/2008 - Published: 12/16/2007 - Complete
30 Or So Signs You're Obsessed With Twilight by Fionasaurus reviews
Not and Original title or idea. Difference between my list and everyone elses? I have done or plan on doing EVERYTHING on this list.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,287 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/28/2007 - Complete
Esme's Cingular Texting by pandorasnotebook reviews
This is the second in my Twilight commercials series. Esme gave the Cullens inlimited texting and she now regrets it. Esme's POV. Oneshot.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 552 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/28/2007 - Published: 12/26/2007 - Complete
Anything is Possible at the Mall by melissamarie173 reviews
They Cullens go on a roadtrip and come across a mall in southern oregon. They go in and decide to have some fun. A game of truth or dare always shakes up the day. Not your average truth or dare fanfic. Read and see. Review! Bella isn't a vamp yet.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 21 - Words: 26,071 - Reviews: 390 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 12/22/2007 - Published: 11/13/2007 - Complete
Explicit Images by LovelyPriestess reviews
While waiting for Bella near the locker room, Edward recieves some... interesting images from Jessica. ONEHSOT, EB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,412 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 363 - Follows: 66 - Published: 12/16/2007 - Complete
Artemis Fowl: The Metamorphosis by NeppyMan reviews
For those wondering what really took place during the Metamorphosis Ritual in Artemis Fowl and the Ardagh Chalice, wonder no further. Written with S'Eleene Paris's blessing. ABSOLUTELY FOR ADULTS ONLY.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,416 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/30/2007 - Holly S., Artemis F. - Complete
Us And Clare by ronOReds reviews
Sequel to 'Ice Makes Passion.' After the fight with the Volturi, the Cullen Family adopts little Clare. A series of events in her life, with the Cullen siblings as parents!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 29,709 - Reviews: 384 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 11/24/2007 - Published: 11/7/2007
Ice Makes Passion by ronOReds reviews
After some wedding planning, Bella goes to break the news to Renee. Only to come back to find Alice has planned her Bachlorette Party! Party is in coming chapters, but it will be the most outrageous thing you've ever seen!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 38,079 - Reviews: 367 - Favs: 316 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 11/6/2007 - Published: 10/1/2007 - Complete
God Bless Catastrophe by emilie whoa reviews
What if Renee never left Forks? How would that affect Bella when she meets the new kids her first day of Freshmen year at Forks High?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 37,602 - Reviews: 941 - Favs: 841 - Follows: 261 - Updated: 11/5/2007 - Published: 1/6/2007 - Complete
Darling Pansy by fembuck reviews
Hermione witnesses Pansy in a private moment and has a very unexpected response to it. HermionePansy, femslash, femmeslash
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,400 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 496 - Follows: 95 - Published: 8/20/2007 - Hermione G., Pansy P. - Complete
I Can Hear The Bells by Aspen-SiredBySpike reviews
[Post Eclipse] Bella gets into a conversation with Alice that makes her mind change for the better on being Edward's fiancé. When he gets back, how will he react to Bella's new found joy? Based on I Can Hear The Bells from Hairspray. EdwardBella oneshot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,133 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/18/2007 - Complete
She's Mine by Kiss My Fang reviews
Mike loves Bella, we all know that. Just what exactly will he say to make her like him?A heartwrenching tale of boy love girl, girl love different boy, and boy who originally loved girl gets SHUT DOWN. This one will get you laughing.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,250 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 8/16/2007 - Published: 8/3/2007 - Complete
Definition: Gianna by Kingfishers reviews
How does one define Gianna? Winner of the Cupcake Challenge at the Twilight Archives.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,357 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Published: 8/10/2007 - Complete
Somewhere In The Back Of Our Heads by MC Romance reviews
An MCR fanfic. Kissing at the end. FrankMikey pairing. Rather cute.
X-overs - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,062 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Published: 2/16/2007 - Complete
Hand In Mine, Into Your Sapphire Blues by TiggiTigTig reviews
My Chemical Romance Frank Iero fic. True love can make a guy so blue!
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 92 - Words: 143,401 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 25 - Published: 11/29/2006 - Complete
A Cursed Wound by looneyluna reviews
Remus and Tonks suffer the effects of a Weasleys' Wizarding Wheezes experiment. Warning! Mature content ahead. Please pay attention to the rating of this story! Complete 11042006.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 26,770 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 11/4/2006 - Published: 10/27/2006 - N. Tonks, Remus L. - Complete
Hot Stuff by sillybella reviews
Emmett and Jasper are worried about Edward and Bella's relationship.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,742 - Reviews: 440 - Favs: 920 - Follows: 154 - Published: 10/18/2006 - Complete
What Happens When Bella Drinks by PinkPixie019 reviews
This is for all the Cookie Loves out there. I give you my BellaEdward Cookie! I's very much AU!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,458 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 40 - Published: 8/9/2006 - Complete
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A New Perspective reviews
Bella is deaf. BPOV. How can it be that Bella cannot hear Edward's velvety voice? Intrigue! I was born deaf...this is my normal. How would you respond if I asked you what it was like to feel or taste?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,876 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 5/4/2009 - Published: 1/27/2008
Hail of Bullets reviews
Natalie is packing up from her narrow-minded Michigan town to go to college in California with her best friend Ray. Everything is planned out. But when a handsome stranger messes up all of her plans, what will happen? Gerard/OC Rated M for language
X-overs - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,180 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/30/2008 - Published: 10/8/2008
His Heart's Desire reviews
Edward comes back to Forks without Bella noticing. He takes up his familiar perch on the tree outside her window and looks in, straight to Bella's soul. Oneshot. Rated T for angst. Edward is OOC.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 731 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/13/2008 - Complete
Looking after Alice reviews
Who exactly was that vampire who transformed Alice before James got to her? What were his motives? How did he feel about our favoirte psychic? Find out!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,512 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/2/2008 - Complete
The Untold Story reviews
Nobody ever writes about Jared and Kim. I've waited, but I have yet to find any. So I decided to. Starts slow, but it'll get better. Promise.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,135 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 2/3/2008 - Published: 1/21/2008
Will you? reviews
Jasper is missing, and a dejected and distraught Alice is left alone at home, with nobody for comfort except for Esme. Reviews, please! Flame me if you wish.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,259 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Published: 1/18/2008 - Complete
How do I feel about her now? reviews
When Edward leaves Bella, we later discover that he almost was worse off. What exactly were his feelings? These were. Not sure about the rating...no flames, R&R please!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 244 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/17/2008 - Complete
Inner Turmoil reviews
Right after Jasper tries to kill Bella in New Moon. Bella is being stitched up, and Alice must try and cajole Jasper to come back to the rest of the family. Alice POV I know it's been done before, this is just my take on it. New Moon spoilers. R&R please!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 871 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Published: 1/17/2008 - Complete