First Name: Ya, I'm gonna tell you.

Last Name: Read the above for answer.

Gender: Male

Age: I can't drive yet, okay?

Favorite Food: Beef Ramen and jerky.

Least Favorite Foods: Turkey and Prunes.

Favorite Book: Maximum Ride series, Eragon series, and Ted Dekker's Books.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Wierd is the same as different, which is the same as unique. If you are wierd and proud of it, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Nintey-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with bein popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, capy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Ailinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin, The Komodo Dragon Phoenix, Bust_A_Groover, Takahane, Fire Thief, Sarah303, Thank you people who are nice, AfterDarkHours, Neji's fangirl, Kawazoe Michiyo, yinyanglover, Silver Curiosity, Chakram Soldier.

If youth courses through your veins youthfully, youthfully copy and paste this into your youthfull profile. YOUTH!

Favorite Naruto Pairings:

Naru/Hina

Neji/Ten

Shika/Tema

Obi/Rin

Gaa/Saku

Cho/Ino

Shino/FEMALEHaku Haku Must Be Female. Or Then I hate the pairing. Shino must be male and Haku must be female in the Fic. Or I'll hate it.

Pairings I'm okay with.

Shika/Ino: As long as it's not the main paring.

Sasu/Saku: I hate this with a passion in canon, but okay with in Fanfic with Good Sasuke. But I would never write any Sasu/Saku myself.

Pairings I hate with a passion:

Yaoi: Never.

Yuri: Kill me, or better yet the story.

Kiba/Hina: Don't get me started.

Naru/Saku: NO

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Stories I'm working on...

Naruto stories...

Pranksters of Konoha: Poor Naruto is banned to the life of an orphan by the Fourth Hokage's Will, even though three of Konoha's clans are willing to take the child in. Now watch as the poor boy grows up, finding little refuge in the first years of life. But there is more to this than simple Clan Polotics of a crazed demon gathering organization.

Stories that are done...

Avatar: The Last Airbender...

A Taste of her own Medicine: Aang Decides to see how Toph likes being teased. A oneshot written for Taang week, Day 1 Tease.

Wanna Play?: The reason why Toph and Aang should never make a game. A oneshot written for Taang Week, Day 2 Game.

My Mission: Someone decides that its time for Toph and Aang to get together. If only he knew something about romance! A oneshot written for Taang Week, Day 3 Forgiveness.

Melodic Love: Music. A gentle tone. Oh that made her hope that he was there. A oneshot written for Taang Week, Day 4 Song

Why so Shy!: AU. Aang and Toph think about a few things. A oneshot written for Taang Week, Day 5 Shy

Why me!: Pain coursed through her body as she wondered, 'Why me?' A oneshot written for Taang Week, Day 6 Ecstasy.

Story Ideas: AKA, Ideas I'm going to do after my current story is either done or very close to being done.

Ike of Daien - Fire Emblem - Due to a mishap of his parent's fleeing, Ike is left in Daien to be raised to be a great general. Main Pairing: Ike x Mia

Naruto, Pokemon Master - Naruto Pokemon Cross over - Upon bringing Sasuke home from the clutches of Orochimaru at the Valley of the End, Naruto is sentanced to death for Brutality. As the axe falls to his neck, a roar emenates through the entire ninja world. Time itself freezes. Above Konoha are Six Pokemon. Arceus, Dialga, Palkia, Mespirit, Azelf, and Uxie. Under Arceus' Orders, the other five get to work transporting all the ninja and creatures of the Ninja world and innegrating them into the Pokemon world.

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Unofficial Naruto character Theme songs...

Hinata: Numb by Linkin Park

Sai: No More Sorrow by Linkin Park

Tsunade: Shut me out by Kutless

Orochimaru: Handlebars by The Flowbots

Naruto: Promise You by Kutless

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Unofficial Book Theme Songs:

The Circle Trilogy by Ted Dekker: The Disease and the Cure by Kutless.

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If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and just ignore this, because in the Bible it says if you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven.

A teenage girl about 17 had gone to visit
some friends one
evening
and time passed quickly as each shared
their
various experiences of the past year.

She ended up staying longer than
planned,
and
had to walk home alone. She wasn't
afraid
because it was a small town and she lived
only
a
few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm
trees,
Diane asked God to keep her safe from
harm
and
danger.

When she reached the alley, which was a
short
cut to her house, she decided to take it.

However, halfway down the alley she
noticed
a
man standing at the end as though he
were
waiting
for her.

She became uneasy and began to pray,
asking
for
God's protection.

Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness
and
security wrapped round her, she felt as
though
someone was walking with her.

When she reached the end of the alley,
she
walked right past the man and arrived
home
safely.

The following day, she read in the
newspaper
that
a young girl had been raped in the same
alley
just
twenty minutes after she had been there.

Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and
the
fact
that it could have been her, she began to
weep.

Thanking the Lord for her safety and to
help
this
young woman, she decided to go to the
police
station.

She felt she could recognize the man, so
she
told
them her story.

The police asked her if she would be
willing to
look
at a lineup to see if she could identify
him.

She agreed and immediately pointed out
the
man
she had seen in the alley the night
before.

When the man was told he had been
identified,
he
immediately broke down and confessed.

The officer thanked Diane for her bravery
and
asked if there was anything they could do
for
her.

She asked if they would ask the man one
question.

Diane was curious as to why he had not
attacked
her.

When the policeman asked him, he
answered, "Because she wasn't alone.
She
had
two tall men walking on either side of
her."

Amazingly, whether you believe or not,
you're
never alone. Did you know that 98 of
teenagers
will not stand up for God?

PS: God is always there in your heart and loves you no matter what... and if you stand up for him he will
stand up for you.
I bet 98 of you people that read this won't repost