Scout is approached by a mysterious talking crab that claims to be the BLU Spy under a curse; and the only way to break this curse is a kiss from a virgin. Unfortunately for the SpyCrab, the Scout would rather jump off a bridge than kiss another man.

The BLU Medic makes a quick decision that ends up turning his life upside down. An unexpected gesture of charity gives the RED Spy an idea for his next cunning scheme, and the Heavy tries his hand at subterfuge. The Sniper's advice is unasked for, and the Engineer is unamused. There are also Sandviches. (No actual pairings, though one is somewhat implied towards the end.)

Scout is suffering from a physical problem with no easy solution. Now he has to rely on Heavy's help or face a dishonorable discharge. It's a tough choice.

Someone is targeting a member of BLU team but is it all as it seems? BLU Heavy/BLU Medic, BLU Spy/BLU Sniper, RED Spy/BLU Spy

There are many ways to survive in the battlefield, and as many ways to die. To survive one must be the hardened professional. Not the easiest when a pesky spook is determined to get your attention.