Well, it's simple really. I'm a carbon-based life form that apparently popped out of thin air by something called "Big Bang". We started off in the oceans after a few billion years. Then, by some crazy term called "evolution" (if you believe in that sort of thing) we moved to the trees, but we moved again and now we're living off "the fatta the lan'" and we like to call ourselves homo sapien. Yeah, kind of a gay name if you ask me, but I didn't make it up. . .