Lily was bullied & teased for being too smart & a Muggleborn, until Sev, wealthy Prince heir, decides to defend her and cause the scandal of the decade. AU, LE/SS.

Severus and Bellatrix were married with a son and about to turn away from the Death Eaters. Voldemort devised a plan to make sure that didn't happen and almost ten years later a secret is revealed about who Harry Potter really is. AU Warning. OOC. Summer before Hogwarts.

"Ah, Professor Quirrell…or should I say Lord Voldemort?" One question with which one world ends while another begins. Harry Potter steps through the flames of the last obstacle on the way to the Philosopher's Stone in order to vanquish Voldemort like everyone thinks. Or does he? Dark!Harry, HP/TMR, extremely heavy Dumbledore bashing, SLASH!

When Harry learns something that could prove he didn't enter himself into the Triwizard Tournament, he decides to take it once step further and prank everyone in retaliation. However, his prank may have some unforeseen side effects. COMPLETE! Edited as of 9/10/19!

Because there was NO WAY leaving a toddler on a doorstep in the middle of a winter night could POSSIBLY go wrong...

To escape the cold night on November 1, 1981, little Harry Potter's accidental magic kicks in, and he manages to turn himself into a snake and slither away before his aunt can find him in the morning. Raised by snakes, he forgets that he is actually a boy...and then one day he accidentally wanders into a place known by humans as the "Forbidden Forest".

A certain Miss Granger takes steps to ensure she can contact her best friend during the summer holidays. After the disaster of the Triwizard tournament, she believes Harry shouldn't be left alone - no matter what Dumbledore says.

You never know who you could find in the least expected place. Saved from her personal hell and brought to the wizarding world, she will embrace her pureblood origins and rise above all. This charismatic princess will create chaos for some while changing the status quo. FOC, Voldemort, Malfoys, Dumbledore bashing and many surprises!

The time turner around Harrys neck shattered sending his soul back in time; where his body could not go. When Harry finds himself in a ten year old body; in his aunts garden he vows to do things right this time and save everyone he lost. First he needs to make his friends into the new Marauders and convince the sorting hat to unite him with his own alternative to Sirius Black.

*No Slash* When an accident in potions causes imaginable damage to 3 different boys, perceptions start to change. One in particular of a dark and stern man, as truths start to come to light. How does one heal and move on from something like this? Who is left the task of picking up the pieces? Set in 3rd year, AU

When Harry arrives at platform 9 and 3/4, it is a great surprise to everyone when he is deaf and severely injured. After being healed by Madame Pomfrey, he and Severus work together to reintegrate him back into society. What will they uncover when they work though the problems of his past. No Slash. Mentions of Abuse and Disabilities. Mentor Fic. Cannon. Disclaimer. Taster chapter.

So Sirius is in Hyrule. What now? Nothing sane, of course. SEQUEL to Harry Potter and the Champion of Hyrule.

Their lives after Calamity weren't easy, but they were making it work. But disaster strikes when monsters pour through an old weakness between worlds, and the Master Sword is the only thing that can stop them. Only, when Link goes to combat this new threat, he winds up somewhere he should never have been. Harry could never have guessed what his fifth year would bring.

Anakin wakes up to an unusual amount of pain, and a stranger over his hospital bed. Though he's distressed that he can't remember how he ended up here, he's glad to speak to the stranger. ONESHOT

It's just another regular Gathering. Then something happens that changes everything. Now Will is forced to run for Araluen, completely alone. Halt struggles with a personal decision, and suddenly the whole Ranger Corps is threatened with extinction. Can Will get everyone to safety, including himself? Can Halt figure it out before they all die? Mild violence and peril.

A series of one-shots set in a universe where Vader turned double agent for the Rebellion about three years after ROTS, and Leia is now his primary contact with the Rebellion. New: The Slave Who Makes Free. Meanwhile, on Tatooine... (Or, in which we learn that Luke and Anakin have more of a connection than either of them yet realize.)

Hermione was eight when she summoned her first demon. She was lonely. He asked what she wanted, and she said a friend to have tea parties with. It confused him a lot. But that wasn't going to stop him from striking a promising deal with the young witch. Dark!Hermione, Slytherin!Hermione, occult theme. Complete.

What if first year had ended differently? What if Harry wasn't as alone as he thought? What if someone had been searching for him his entire life? What if Snape cared? What if it was all different? Extreme AU

A disabled Harry comes to Hogwarts story. Everyone expects him to be like his dad, but how can he be with such a different past? A Slytherin Harry takes on Hogwarts in an unusual way.

What happens when a brain damaged Harry and a transgender Hermione both get sorted into Slytherin? Snape's not sure, but he thinks it's likely to be an interesting term. This story follows various first years through the trials of their first year.

Not all is what it appears to be on the surface. The musings of Severus Snape. Ready by Harry Potter after the final battle. Severus survives and is in a coma. Harry is determined that the truth should be known. Only what is the truth? Warnings inside... This is NOT an SSHP story.

After some startling revelations come to light, it's decided that Harry can longer stay at Number Four, Privet Drive. The only other option is for him to become the ward and responsibility of potions master, Severus Snape. Follow Harry into his fifth year at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, as Voldemort returns and Harry needs his friends more than ever.

Little Harry Potter, neglected, abused by everyone because Albus Dumbledore proclaimed his twin brother, Jamus Potter, as the Boy-who-lived, only to be wrong. When he realises his mistake, Harry is not only adopted but he is a vert power wizard and he refuses to dance to tune of Albus Dumbledore. Really long, One-shot. DH/JP/LP and slight SB/RL

This is a GoodVoldemort, EvilDumbledore, story in which SlytherinHarry is Severus's son, SlytherinHermione is Severus's daughter and Severus is Voldemort's son. It's a radically AU story. Hope you enjoy! Contains lots of Severitus! Warnings Inside

Hermione is home for an Easter barbecue that her parents are hosting. She's brought her boyfriend and is thoroughly regretting that decision. She calls a dear friend to help with the damage control.

Severus Snape survived the battle of Hogwarts, however he managed to accidently transform himself into a seven year old few months later. To top it all, he is put under the care of Harry Potter. De-aged!Snape/Deaged!Snape (Now BETAED)

Everyone knows that the wand chooses the wizard but fewer are aware that familiars can choose their wizard as well. How will Severus Snape react when he is chosen by a bird of an unusual breed? Rated T for potential swearing.

Left mute from an accident when he was younger, Luke thinks all hope is lost when he is captured by Tusken Raiders. However his silent pleas are heard loud and clear through the force, drawing the attention of his father. Time is ticking as he races to find Luke. After all, a silent captive is no fun to torture. Completely AU. Rated T.

Dark secrets and an even darker past threaten to destroy the boy on whom the entire wizarding world has pinned their hopes. Can Severus Snape find it within him to heal and accept the broken child of his nemesis, and in the process, ultimately heal and accept himself? (AU-ish w/ OC, but follows canon. Severitus - mentor/adoption - mentions sexual abuse, but no details - NO SLASH!)

After Harry runs away from his relative's during the summer and gets in a fight the first day of school, Snape argues that he needs to be watched more and have more guidance. His argument backfires when Dumbledore suggests Harry be in Slytherin for a term. Will Harry see another side to the Slytherins? And will Snape finally see the real Harry? Third Year. Mentor/Guardian Snape

Seven year old Luke Skywalker has been raised by one of the most feared men in the galaxy, his father. After a failed escape attempt, he is given a chance to help his father correct his mistakes, before he makes them. Will Luke be able to stop his father's spiral into darkness? Rated T. Serious AU. Time Travel.

Before the start of fifth year Dumbledore changes the plans. Unfortunately he didn't bother to inform Harry. At his trial, Harry realises that it is down to him to save his own skin. To do so his Slytherin side must come out to play, and once it's out it sticks around turning life at Hogwarts on its head. Warnings: EvilDumbles, SheepOrder/Staff, GoodGuysDontGetEverythingTheirWay

Sequel to "Watching the Future". Ali is back with a new movie as everyone watches their five year future selves go through many changes. But an arrival of a man of the past puts them off-balance. Hiccup and Stoick discover that someone in their family is still alive, but someone will die. Can Ali warn them of their five year future, or will tragedy strike?

Hiccup tames the Monstrous Nightmare, but Stoick doesn't take it well. Suddenly, a woman takes them from Berk to her home world, hoping to teach the Vikings a lesson and to warn them of their future. Can she and Hiccup save Berk or will the war continue?

Bellatrix doesn't tolerate lies... Not even from her little sister. Possible missing scene from Deathly Hallows. One-shot.

He would do it. He would endure the horrors or Azkaban. For his family. For Draco.

Harry comes to class on the first day with the wrong potions book, and he finds out the hard way — by Snape himself. Still, maybe Harry thought the book was green. And maybe Snape will find out just how much of Lily there is in Harry Potter after all.

Severus remembers how his new found guardianship over Harry Potter started. Takes place after COS but before POA. Warnings: contains mentions of abuse/self harm/near death experiences. Notes: protective/father/mentor Severus and abused/scared Harry. Rated T to be safe. *COMPLETED*

Sirius decides to stay in England after escaping Hogwarts and makes protecting Harry his priority. AU GOF.

Voldemort knows the prophecy, when he is reborn following the 3rd task of the Triwizard Tournament he takes action to ensure that Harry is no longer a threat. AU. HPLL This story will be updated slowly so that I can finish my other stories.

Harry takes the death of his Godfather very hard to the point where Petunia has no choice but to contact Dumbledore for help. Dumbledore sends Snape to check on Harry and finds that the boy is not only depressed but suicidal and abused. Meanwhile Remus Lupin goes missing from his mission for the Order. SeverusXRemus and HarryXGinny shippings Mentions of cutting, suicide, and abuse

One lonely little boy. One snarky, grumpy git. When the safety of one was entrusted to the other, everyone knew this was not going to turn out well... Or was it? AU, sequel to "Harry's First Detention". OVER FIVE MILLION HITS!

Dumbledore offers Snape a reward for his years of sacrifice. Snape/Lily.

Kylo Ren was dreaming. He had to be. Though the warning he received from his grandfather was more real than he could possibly imagine.

Quick one-shot about something that's probably been done a thousand times: Fred and George's discovery of the Marauder's Map.

No, Dumbledore did not use a picture of Severus Snape to teach little two year old Harry to call the man 'Da.' That is a ridiculous accusation and it will not be stood for!

Albus Severus, James Sirius and Lily Luna are stuck in Professor McGonagall's office, where they meet Albus Dumbledore and Severus Snape. What will happen? ONE-SHOT. POST DH. PLEASE R&R! Rated K in case

"Blood of the friend, forcibly taken, you will resurrect your ally." Voldemort is resurrected. It doesn't go exactly like in the books. This is what happens when I read a bunch of 'good Voldemort, evil Dumbledore' stories, and then try to imagine what it would actually be like for a good Severus Snape in such a universe during the 13 years spent alone at Dumbledore's side.

No one ever expected Severus to grow-dare they say it-fond of the Potter boy. Least of all Severus himself *Prequel spin-off to my story, Stages of Friendship, Love, and Kisses. Mentor/father-figure Severus. Hints of pre-HPxDM*

Severus died in the Shrieking Shack still connected to Hogwarts' magic and with the desire to see the war to its end. How does this explain why there was no body? Why there was no portrait? And just who are the elves calling The Headmaster?

The story of how Padfoot got killed by Prongs. Harry says his first word. Fluff / Humor

Harry Potter died defeating Voldemort. When his will and testament is read truths will be revealed, enemies secretly friends, and the mysterious woman Harry married. Contains major Dumbledore Bashing, Weasley Bashing (minus Bill, Charlie, Arthur, and the twins), Greedy Ron and Hermione, Good Malfoys

The magical world seems to turn against Harry Potter after the incident with the Dementors in Little Whinging, and Harry ends up in Azkaban. However, he will soon notice just who his real friends are, and his life will only become more interesting after this turning point. Completely AU! Partly OOC, slightly Dark/Manipulative!Harry, slight Weasley/Hermione/Dumbledore bashing.

ONE-SHOT. Unbeknownst to anyone but himself, little Harry possesses an eidetic memory, and at the age of six, he wishes himself to Sirius using accidental magic. Completely AU, partly OOC, slight Dumbledore bashing.

Out of options, Luke is forced to join with Vader and a group of stormtroopers to get off of an uninhabited planet, off the beaten path. Of course, nothing can ever be easy, and Luke discovers that sometimes, when people say they "want your help", they're actually just invested in you not dying in the middle of nowhere. ONESHOT

When Harry offered himself up to Voldemort, he discovered the people in the Ministry of Death are not happy with him at all. To make up for his years of blunders, Harry is sent back in time to correct everything that went wrong and to get some revenge. Harry/6 girls, Bashing of Dumbledore, Snape, and certain Weasleys. Written for humor only. Lots of cliches. Reviews welcome.

When Hiccup was little he was terrified of dragons, so what would have happened if he'd met Toothless then? Toothless himself had only seen humans from a distance, and knew very little about them, but wanted to know more. But when, by some weird fate, the two meet, it's impossible to tell what will happen. Rated T for violence and probably some cursing. On Hiatus, see author's note

Mary constantly has dreams of monsters that she feels like she's met before. One day, she stumbled on some of her childhood drawings and discovers that some of them are of the monsters in her dreams! Desperate for answers, she discovers that one monster from her past was last seen close to her home. She seeks it out, hoping to find answers. Unaware of the past they share.

{SEQUEL TO BACK TO MONSTERS INC} After two years, I thought my friends had forgotten about me. No one from the monster world had visited me or told me any news. Until, one night, I, Mary Gibbs, was summoned back and found out I had to clear my name. The CDA is after me and I have limited time to clear my name and make peace between the monster and human world.

ONE-SHOT. Harry has a special ability that leads to far-reaching consequences for his life at Hogwarts. Completely AU, partly OOC, just a drabble for my readers' entertainment

Hermione is sorted into Slytherin; how will things play out differently when the brains of the Golden Trio has different friends? AU. Darkish Dramione. COMPLETE.

Little Harry just wants to celebrate Christmas with his parents like any other child... - Child abuse/neglect, suicidal thoughts/acts... in short, a lovely little Christmas story. No pairing. (And no lion.)

During the summer before sixth year, Harry finds an injured bat in the garden and decides to try to heal it...and an unwilling Snape learns just what kind of a person Harry Potter really is. No slash.

Can some angry words change everything?

After Cedric dies, Harry isolates himself and Dumbledore fears a connection between Harry and Lord Voldemort. Snape has his own problems when Dumbledore compels him to teach Harry Occlumancy whilst the Dark Lord orders him to brew the darkest potion he has ever encountered. But what of this gift Lily left for Harry's 15th birthday...and what does it have to do with Snape?

In one of his frequent bad moods, Vader finds himself with an unexpected companion.

What will happen when a goblin-raised Harry arrives at Hogwarts. A Harry who has received training, already knows the prophecy and has no scar. With the backing of the goblin nation and Hogwarts herself. Complete.

Another Harry/Susan one shot. I'm sure the title doesn't give it all away.

When a few inappropriate questions derail the meeting at the Hog's Head, Harry lets the situation play out. Eventually, he refuses to commit his free time to teach a bunch of easily distracted fools. - Set during fifth year; Harry/Hermione

Mere months after the events of The Empire Strikes Back, Luke is saved in a bar by a scruffy looking stranger. A man who knows a great deal more about his family, if Luke is only willing to dig a little deeper. This is a collaboration project with Talicor, wherein I wrote Luke, and she wrote Vader. Please check out her stories!

Luke has been living in his father's castle for a month. He knows little about his father's actions, or what goes on outside the walls of his family's haven. The only thing he knows is that he lives in an extremely strange family.

What if Harry had a good friend while he was at the Dursleys' and was able to gain a family with a sister, who was magical as well, a Death Eater's child. Completely AU, neglect!Dursleys, adoption, partly OOC, sick!Harry

As nights in the Hoth base get longer, and, to Luke's dismay, even colder, the rebels struggle to find something to do with their suddenly abundant free time. An innocent request might solve both problems. ONESHOT

Despite our vast experience with death, and coming near it, and seeing other succumb to it, we don't really have any idea what, exactly, happens afterward. We will all find out one day, and Anakin's day to learn of it has come.

After his brief time aligned with the Dark Side of the Force, Anakin has been imprisoned within the Jedi Temple without news from the outside. The days stream by without his noticing, but today seems to be here to jolt him out of his stupor. ONESHOT

When Darth Vader is roused from sleep by a sob he feels strangely connected to, he is compelled to find its source. ONESHOT

When Luke and Han's hyperdrives malfunction almost simultaneously, they are dumped into a galaxy that they have each dreamed of. One of near peace. A friend of mine, AniPendragon, and I are writing this plot, which we created together. Okay, I lied, she did the plotting, I sat around distracting us. She's posting hers too, also on this site. You can find her in my favourites.

Just how will Dumbledore cope with a Harry who is smart, knowledgeable, sticks up for himself and, worst still, is betrothed? A Harry who has a penchant for losing his temper? Ravenclaw/Smart(alek)/Lord/Harry Almostcanon/Dumbledore Non-friend/Ron Harry&Daphne (Haphne). No Harem. Rating is for language and minor 'Lime' scenes.

After a particularly bad day, Darth Vader is annoyed to see a little boy, seeming with no reason to be upset, crying by the schoolhouse near where he's landed his ship. When he tries to take out his anger on the boy, he realizes that nothing is as simple as he'd like to think. Fluff for a friend who's having a bad time. Hope you feel better soon.

Harry runs away at age four. After bringing him back, Dumbledore's attempts to keep him at Privet Drive gets progressively more ridiculously extreme with each of his escapes. Animagus!Harry, Crack

ONE-SHOT. Harry returns to Grimmauld Place after his NEWTS. Auror training is supposed to commence in two weeks' time; however, due to an advertisement on the Wizardnet, Harry decides to take a different path, together with what seems to be a very intelligent dog. Set after Hogwarts, completely AU, partly OOC. Main characters Harry Potter, Severus Snape, Hermione Granger.

I always get it better right afterwards / When all the wrong impressions are said and heard / how come I can never find the right words? / I need to explain. LIGHTS

Everyone gets lonely.

Luke was raised by Emperor Palpatine for the sole purpose of bribing Vader, but perhaps a little more thought should have gone into his care.

ONE-SHOT. Professor Snape is busy and needs an assistant during the summer holidays. Harry is the only one avaiable. Set after 5th year. AU, a bit OOC, Just a drabble :P

Vader is more annoyed than anything else when Palpatine makes the unexpected choice to give him a slave. He resolves to ignore the boy, but finds it harder and harder.

Severus rescues Harry from the Dursleys, but it is too late.

In which Leia brings home a boy entirely sooner than Vader ever would have guessed.

Because you only see a fraction of it. Darth Vader has been captured by the Rebel Alliance, and he is...somewhat unimpressed by his interrogator.

Han never ran across Chewbacca, and, as such has trained in the Empire. Today is his first day working on the Death Star, but there is more in store for him than he ever expected.

Merlin, not happy with how the future unravelled for the life of Harry Potter, intervenes early to set the course of history back on track. Implied Pairing Only. Smart!Harry Bash!AD Idiot!RW

"For hope can be found, even in the darkest of times, when one only remembers to turn on the light." Albus Dumbledore

AU GoF. Harry is brooding over his involvement in the Tri-Wizard Tournament when he receives an offer of help from a most unexpected source. H/Hr/DG, light Ron! and Dumbledore!Bashing, mild language.

Darth Vader has only one chance to save his son. Too bad that Luke can't know about it. Oneshot.

When Harry is killed by Voldemort in book 7 he wakes up at Kings Cross Station and meets Lily instead of Dumbledore, and she's really angry with him.

No matter what anyone says, they probably haven't lost as much as I have.

Could a chance meeting change history? What would a different Halloween in 1981 mean for wizarding Britain?

Family ties change everything. Where you are, what you do, every minute of every day. Everything. Family can be confusing, however. Especially if it's all over the galaxy. Vader Anakin , Padme, Luke, Leia, and a couple of OCs.

An alternative ending to the DH. What if Snape became the Elder Wand's master? Voldemort gives Snape one hour to find Potter before setting his pet snake Nagini on him. When Snape and Harry meet face to face, Snape disarms him without knowing that Harry had the Elder Wand's allegiance. Will Snape's fate be any different when he faces his Dark Master with the Deathstick on his side?

Vader can see the windows to Luke's soul, but Luke can't see Vader's. If Vader opens the door for his son, his master will see in too. Vader must choose between the ultimate deciding factors, his own safety or that of his family. Twoshot.

What if Luke died in Imperial prison and Vader never got the chance to say goodbye? Deathfic. Rating for death.

Okay, you've convinced me. Sequel to Freaks Aren't Allowed. This is a series of one shots designed to fill in some of the blanks between Harry's first year with Snape and his first year at Hogwarts. Childfic. Fluff. NOT Abandoned. Just infrequent updates

For Want of a Nail. When a honey bee decides not to sting a little boy it cascades into Severus Snape bringing Harry Potter his Hogwarts letter. From there... First in the Honey Bee 'verse.

AU. Yes, the old Snape retrieves Harry from the Dursleys formula. I just had to write one. Everything changes, because the best revenge is living well. T for Mentor Snape's occasional naughty language. Supportive Minerva. Over three million hits!

Fudge believed that everything was going according to his grand plan when Harry Potter was found guilty…. Oh Boy! Was he wrong!

After nearly freezing to death outside his relative's home, little Harry is rescued first by a spirit and then a snarky git! The adventure isn't over yet though, as Snape soon realizes that his charge's problems aren't limited to just frostbite. Childfic

Harry allows Ron to compete for him in the tournament. How does he fare? This is a Harry/Hermione story with SERIOUSLY Idiot!Ron Bashing. If that isn't what you like, please read something else. Complete but I do expect to add an alternate ending or two.

Not for Weasley fans, dark beginning and rating is for safety. A Re-do with payback on the menu H/Hr Complete

AU. Harry, on the night the first letter came, was dumped by the Dursley's in London. Now, three months later, he is found and expected to lead a normal life at Hogwarts. But, where Harry Potter is concerned, can anything be normal? Mild abuse, neglect.

Harry has had enough of seeing his reputation shredded in the Daily Prophet and decides to do something about it. Only he decides to embrace his Slytherin side to rectify matters.

If you are forced to participate in a competition that's reserved for adults only, doesn't that mean you should be considered an adult? Harry gets some much needed help and advice before having some fun by allowing his marauder heritage out to play. H/Hr

ONE-SHOT. Harry has an unusual ability, but it only works when he is ill. One day, when Petunia orders him to clean the attic, he finds a diary. Will he be able to change his future? Completely AU, Severus partly OOC, set before Harry's Hogwarts years, sick!Harry

Ron is very jealous of Harry, so jealous that he tries to make him ill. Unfortunately, he succeeds but with what consequences for himself? Set in third year. Completely AU, Snape slightly OOC, evil!Ron. Sick!Harry. Originally meant as a oneshot.

The gloomy cupboard suddenly alit wondrously; the ceiling transformed into a night blue canvas and decorated across it were two shinning stars, making up the two brilliant eyes of a deer." SickHarry.

After Snape's visit to Surrey, Harry writes him a thank you letter that triggers an extended correspondence between the two of them. Sequel to The Guiltless.

One Shot. AU. A marriage contract. They want him to sign away his freedom and his future and his life on a girl who didn't even attend her best friend's funeral. Harry has other ideas.

Harry is sent to the Dursleys, but due to a natural proclivity for cat animagus transformations, goes to live with the kneazles at Mrs. Figg's a few weeks before he is 2 years old. He spends years as a kneazle, before his association with Ginny Weasley h

Harry Potter's fate was sealed by a prophecy: '... a brother in light, a brother in dark...' Taken by Lord Voldemor -, a visionary leader - as his Apprentice, Harry forges a new identity. HarryGinny, background VoldemortBella

Draco organizes a no-holds-barred poker game. Harry decides to compete... just a little fun fic co-written by Joshua. I might or might not write more on this.

AU one-shot about Harry’s first detention with Snape. Take one mistreated boy, one misinformed man, mix well and watch what happens. Sequel now up! Titled "Harry's New Home".

Sequel to 'Mistaken Identity'. The Dunce Who Lived and his unfortunate brother have finally arrived at Hogwarts. Snape is both manipulative and placing bets. Not so oneshot.

Harry has a secret son and learns some secrets of betrayal by Dumbledore. What other secrets will he learn? Will he find love? Will he have his revenge?

What if Vernon and Petunia were even more successfull in 'beating all that nonsense' out of Harry? A silly AU story of a nonpowerful, but cunning, Harry.

A slight twist to the usual deaging stories. What if the accident created a gas? What if it effected the entire class? How does Snape deal with fifteen toddlers?

Harry and Hermione have formed a secret society in order to destroy the Dark Lord's forces. Will they succeed? Will they be able to keep it secret? Please Read and Review!

Will the real Boy Who Lived please stand up? Snape is convinced that the second Potter twin is the one to worry about. Too bad no one else seems to agree. Oneshot.