Sanji Vinsmoke didn't know what he expected to find following that sound into the Baratie's alley in the middle of the night, but it was certainly not a little girl. And it was certainly not a little girl punching things to smithereens. But she isn't the problem. Her father is. (Modern AU. *Slow burn* ZoSan. OCs. Angst. Drama)

How did Naruto Uzumaki, resident flunkey and notorious optimist, end up hanging off the ledge of the biggest, most influential corporation in Japan? Because of ramen. During his journey to save his favorite place to eat, he confronts his past and begins to fall for the very person who threatens the sanctum of delectable noodles everywhere: his old high school rival, Sasuke Uchiha.

"Uzumaki Naruto has resigned from the Shinobi Ranks. His whereabouts are unknown,"- They could only bow their heads in silent resignation. "He finally went," Neji sighed, "to Sasuke," -In which Naruto leaves to find his true home. SasuNaru Eventual Mpreg

Sasuke and Naruto discuss potential names for their soon-to-be-born child. "Look, I'm not saying that he was a bad godfather, but do we really want to name our son after the author of Kakashi-sensei's favorite books?" fem!Naruto SasuNaru

Harry gets benched for a match. He wins anyway. Written for the hd cliche fest on LJ. Warnings for mature content and slash. Not suitable for minors

Spying on someone isn't all bad; not when they are doing something dastardly and it's up to Harry to stop it. It's not his fault said person decides to get naked every time he's up to his evil plans.

Sasuke was used to dealing with the unpredictable, but this was just ridiculous.

Prompt: Zoro fap said: "someone write an au where a picture of sanji in drag becomes tumblr famous" -IS THAT A PROMPT? I'D SAY IT IS! IT SMELLS LIKE A PROMPT TO ME. Have a fic. ZoSan. rated M.

Complete. Twenty years after Zoro's death, Sanji becomes acquainted with a mysterious man named Isshin, who has recently defeated Hawk-Eyes and acquired the coveted title of "strongest swordsman." Uncanny similarities between Isshin and the supposedly long-dead marimo keep piling up, until one day, an unbelievable truth is revealed that shatters the foundation of Sanji's world...

"Compared to what the machine's screen was showing now, testicular cancer seemed like a somewhat mild threat to his masculinity, really." A realistic look at mpreg and all the problems that come with it.

Wade meets Peter during community service and he's most definitely not charmed.

Harry has always been the golden boy of Malfoy Corporation, earning the respect of Lucius and the resentment of his high school rival, Draco. But Lucius has a business proposal that involves Harry becoming a Malfoy..by marrying Draco. Non-magic AU

after being dumped by Peter, MJ wants to meet the new girlfriend

"WHAT THE HELL IS FANFICTION?" Naruto and some of our favourite characters are about to find out the hard way when they get sucked from the ninja world into a collection of fanfics and are forced to play out cliche after cliche; learn about 'lemons', and discover that maybe yaoi isn't so bad. . . . SasuNaru KisaIta HidaDei NejiGaa LEMON WARNING FOR LATER CHAPTERS

Sasuke could abandon his thirst for destruction, but he thought he couldn't return to a place that had never been his home. After a meeting with a familiar stranger, he finds himself at Konoha's gates, unsure of what he'll find. MPREG, m/m, angst, language, eventual sasunaru, shikanaru for a bit. Needs a rewrite.

Sanji was a chef in Impel Down until his kind heart got him into trouble and now he's in charge of Roronoa Zoro's torture! With both of them trapped in different ways and Zoro determined to wait for Luffy to get him out! will Sanji betray his superiors and risk becoming wanted to help Zoro break out? Aternate Universe - Zoro X Sanji yaoi - Complete.

When a mission goes wrong Kiba must pay the price, he had always said lying and being lied to were always two different things, but how will he feel when his own words turn against him? Team 8 has taken a real beating. Yaoi. Rape. Mpreg

"There is one thing Naruto could do to get rid of the bugs." Sasuke could scarcely believe what he heard next, though he should have guessed that something like that was what it would take to save him. "He has to have sex." - SasuNaru Gift Fic

An epic re-imagining of a classic fairy tale. A castle of forgotten souls...a Beast trapped in bitter purgatory...and an unexpected romance borne of one pivotal rose. COMPLETE as of May 4th 2012

A long time ago, a dangerous prophecy was fore-told that would effect all of the land. This the story of the child at the center of it all. KisaIta one-shot, lemon inside.

Shino can't bring himself to enjoy their current mission. It's cold, snowy and the employer's not exactly inspiring him to work hard. Kiba's strange reluctance to be close to him wasn't helping his mood much. What's wrong with that boy anyway?

No one knew Draco had a daughter, but due to unfortunate circumstances surrounding the end of the War he'll have to bring her to school for his eighth year. Perhaps a bit of innocence can help to open eyes.

Five children mysteriously appear in Konoha, bringing with them the mystery of who they are and what their connection with Sasuke and Naruto are? SasuNaru-Yaoi

Don't piss off elder Gypsy women. Exactly the thing Trafalgar Law did and now he 'suffers' in the body of another creature, stuck in the 'care' of one Eustass Kidd. :yaoi:

-SasuNaru-Mpreg- Giving up his child was hard, but giving up his last piece of Sasuke was even harder. Naruto knew it had to be done. No one must know the truth, especially not him. Sasuke must never know of the living proof to their nights together.

When Harry decides to quit Auror Training in order to care for young Teddy over the summer, he has quite enough to worry about without Pansy Parkinson dumping a mute Draco Malfoy on his doorstep. Contains MATURE ADULT CONTENT.

After four years, Tsunade has had enough of Sasuke and Naruto's fist fights. Ordering them to go to the best therapist in Konoha seems like a good idea. But what's this...? Dom and Sub? Sleepovers and kiss wars? What did they just sign up for? SasuNaru Le

"Now, lust potions develop feelings of desire in the taker without the affection that a love potion gives, so Malfoy, you will find that you continue to see Potter as the insufferable twit that he is." Slash. Not HBP/DH compliant.

Itachi doesn't like chocolate. Kisame does. KisaIta, FLUFF.

There's more to Sasuke and Naruto's relationship than what meets the eye - even if neither of them wants to admit it.

The only way people managed to stumble onto Konoha was if they took a wrong exit from the interstate. And even that was quite rare. Rare, however, did not mean impossible. And Naruto was soon going to learn that. SasuNaru, lemon. Read and Review!

AU HS. To hopefully win the heart of a certain pink haired maiden, Naruto pitches the insane idea to cross the line and his clothes. It just so happens he makes a beautiful girl, at least Sasuke thinks. SasuNaru.

As the youngest son, Prince Sasuke Uchiha never thought he’d be offered the title of king. Now, with his dreams at his fingertips, he will learn that sometimes you must get lost to be found and not all favors are easy to return. SasuNaru

Sasuke and Naruto wake up after a drunken night in Tanzaku City... oh my... what's that on your finger, Uzumaki-san? Or should I say, Uchiha-san? Yaoi, SasuNaru, AU

AU - Fact: If a girl slaps you for no reason, it means she likes you. But this one punched him in the face, kneed him in the South Pole and left him in a humiliating heap on the ground ... nonyaoi, femNaru, SasuNaru

ShinoxKiba yaoi-fiction. Kiba and Shino are assigned a mission together and Shino discovers that he doesn't much care for Kiba's methods of obtaining the targeted object. YAOI. Don't read if you don't like, leave reviews. LONG ONE-SHOT.

Naruto and Sasuke find a small child during a mission who immediately becomes attached to the two teens. The bond they find with the child also opens the bond of friendship between the two to something more. What's the worst that can happen? Yaoi

Uzumaki Naruto, the youngest member in the police force, comes to realize that working undercover for the Mafia was a childs play compared to this. And those skirts are way to short! NaruSasu, AU. COMPLETE.

Itachi Uchiha has always had a sadistic streak when it came to his little brother. Now the perfect opportunity has presented itself and he just can’t let it go by. He does love him after all. SasuNaru

COMPLETE. SasuNaru. When Naruto had a mission at a massage parlor, the last thing he had expected was Sasuke and team Hebi to walk through the door. How ironic for Sasuke now to be the one chasing Naruto, but how long can poor Naruto resist? Post time ski

Lord Sasuke Uchiha believes that he has lost something precious to him and struggles to convince himself everyday that it didn‘t exsist. What will he do when a blond haired peasant arrives claiming he has something the Uchiha “misplaced.” SasuNaru

AU, ZoSan. Chronicles the story of Zoro and Sanji as French noblemen in the 1700's. Romance, sap, angst, yaoi. COMPLETE.

SasuNaru. Part I: Naruto gets turned into a girl, and gets stalked. Part II: Naruto gets knocked up. Mostly humor with a little angst to round things out.

Draco Malfoy, age 24, living his life in wellearned comfort and respectability with his wife Pansy Malfoy in his home Malfoy Manor, Denialland. The only thing he lacks in his life is an heir. That's when reality bites him in the arse. HPDM slash, mpreg, s

In Harry's 7th year, children from the future suddenly appear at Hogwarts and one of them claims to be Harry's son. Problem is, Harry isn't the only father...DMHP [NO male preg]

Yet another one of those Harry And Draco Are Forced To Be Together By Something Beyond Their Control And Then Stuff Happens Leading To Twoo Wuv stories. Because every HD writer has to write at least one. [Finished]

Harry has a little fun with the Daily Prophet's accusation that he fancies boys. Poor Draco...