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Hello world and all who inhabit it! I am new to this website but I am a pretty good writer, so I hope that I can entertain all of you wonderful people! I know that you probably don't care, but here is a paragraph of my life. (Not really)

I am fandom, anime loving, fantasy nobbling trash. I am obsessed with a lot of fandoms. I have the bestest friend in the whole wide world who I love sooo much, (shout out to my bae). And my favorite animal is the manatee.(How can an animal that only eats lettuce be so fat, but adorable)

FAV SHOWS: Blue Exorcist, Attack on Titan, Avatar the Last Airbender, Ninjago, Legend of Korra, Pokémon, Beyblade, The River, Adventure Time.

FAV MOVIES: Lord of the Rings, The Hobbit, Pirates of the Caribbean, Frozen, Tangled, All Pokémon Movies, All Disney Movies, Kingdom of Heaven, The Dark Knight, The LEGO Movie, and Paranormal Activity films.

You say Edward Cullen, I say Kai

You say red and black, I say Blue, Black, Red, White, and Green

You say forks, I say shurikens

You say Edward and Bella, I say Jay and Nya

You say Jacob Black, I say the Black Ninja

You say Volturi, I say Serpentine

You say "Go to Hell" I say "Visit the Dark Island"

You say rock, paper, scissors, I say rock, paper, clamp

QUIZ THINGY TIME!!!!!!!! XOXOX

Cole asks you out on a date. What is your response?

*Blushes* Oh my god YES! *Hugs Cole awkwardly for overextended amount of time*

What is your reaction when Jay falls on his face?

I laugh so hard that I fall on my face... good times...

You just found out your pregnant and Zane is the father.

WTF is that even POSSIBLE!!!! How ever will I tell Cole?!

Kai cooked you diner.

Yo! Thanks homie! *Scarfs up the food* Now go make me some more. LOL

You get in a fight with Lloyd, why, and who wins?

Because I ate that dudes candy, and I always win (that's a lie)!

You have an argument with Nya, and Zane tries to break it up.

Can it Zane! *pushed Zane away* Nya stay away from Cole, I don't care if you're confused! Stick with Jay and get yo hands off my man!

You want to watch a horror movie, who do you invite to watch with you? Cole, Sensei Garmadon, or Jay Why?

Obviously Cole! Jay is a wimp, and Sensei Garmadon would complain every time someone had a weapon!

Lloyd and Kai are having an argument. Why?

Because Kai burned all of Lloyds comics.

You are about to do something that will make you feel embarrassed. Will Sensei Wu comfort you?

Yeah because old people like making other people feel better... :D

You're lying on the beach peacefully, and then you turn your head to see Kai, Zane, and Jay, by the water wearing speedos.

*Looks up at the sky* Why have you blessed me with such awkward friends? Looks like I won't be sleeping for the next three months... :(

Jay confessed to be a part of your family.

Ermagerd that would be epic!

Cole gets angry and starts cussing at Jay very loudly. Zane is watching it all and is interested...but why is this?

Jay suspects that Cole likes Nya, but he really loves me so to defend our love he goes all ballistic on Jay. Zane is just bored and needs some excitement.

Kai wakes you up in the middle of the night.

Me: What do you want?

Kai: I'm afraid of the dark :(

Me: I don't care go away! *throws pillow*

Kai: fine then *starts walking towards door*

Me: wait...

Kai: what?

Me: grab my pillow

Kai: okay... *grabs pillow and walks away*

Me: That son of a @#$%

You and Zane go out for a picnic. Everything is peaceful until Kai crashes it by showing up and inviting you to go hang out at a café. Would you go with Kai or stay with Kai?

I would stay with Zane, he's weird but in a cute way.

You and Jay get trapped in an elevator together. What happens? And who are the other random people with you two?

Jay starts to flip out, I beat the crap out of said ninja for being annoying and then Morgan Freeman narrates the entire thing.

Sensei Garmadon kidnapped you, why is this? Because he wants to teach me how to move a mountain. :D

Lloyd Is extremely ticked off about something, why is this? And what will you do?

He has to do one thousand push ups! I will help him by sitting on his back, and giving him motivational speeches as he does them.

Nya is having relationship problems, Zane tries to help her out but his advice isn't helpful. Your thoughts about this predicament?

Thank you Zane but Nya is too busy being stupid. STAY AWAY FROM COLE NYA!!!!!

Kai gave you a teddy bear.

Does this replace that pillow you stole from me some night ago?

What would you do if Nya said that you could borrow her Samurai suit?

Ermagerd, flying to school today! Although I don’t think that it will fit in the bike rack.

What if Lloyd stole the keys to your brand new car and trashed it? What would you do?

His life shall be over! *Ties Lloyd to hood of the car and waits for the engine to explode*

What if you and Kai were trapped inside of the foldable couch?

I would scream my head off and cry for help. If no help comes to me then I shall tell Kai to burn the sofa. Wait… that is a bad plan… does anyone smell smoke?

What if there is only one piece of cake left and you and Cole both want it?

I fight to the death! Not really. I would hold the piece ransom for twenty dollars. After he gives me the money, I go to Shoprite to buy myself a new cake. He gets no piece!

You and the ninja get into a pillow fight who wins?

I do of course, because I have a secret. My secret includes placing a frying pan inside of my pillow case.

What if Sensei Wu offered you a baby dragon?

Yes I want it! Hand it over old man! *Receives baby dragon and runs away laughing manically.*

You and Jay go on Disney’s Tower of Terror and he forgets to fasten his belt, what is your reaction?

I laugh uncontrollably as he is flung from one end of the cart to the next. The picture will be worth every penny.

The ninja and you are playing the game of LIFE and you are able to sue anyone for 100,000 dollars whose money would you take?

Kai, because I would love to see him freak out and cry and get all mad.

What do you think would be the most awkward thing that could happen between you and Zane.

Him puking little bits of machinery on my lap… that would be interestingly awkward.

You and the Ninja believe that the Bounty is haunted and you decide to split up. Which ninja would you take with you?

Cole. He would be so afraid of the ghosts, so I could laugh at him and comfort him all at the same time.

Kai encourages you to jump from one building top to another. What happens when you jump?

Parkour? I would probably hit the side of the building and smash my face. But I would still be holding onto the buildings gutters so Kai would help me up. And then I would punch his face so we could match.

How would you prank Jay?

I would bedazzle everything he owned and his face. Bedazzle gem mustache!

You are watching Paranormal Activity: The Marked Ones in the movie theater, who would you, sit next to?

Cole, so that we can freak out together at the scary parts. And my friend Briann so I can watch her and her popcorn shield.

If you could playfully fight with one of the ninja who would it be?

Cole so I can unleash my inner WWE wrestler skill.

You are at the beach and Jay’s bathing suit gets ripped off by a large wave. What do you do?

I would laugh so hard that I would pee in the ocean, but I wouldn’t go near him if he was naked.

ENDENDENDENDENDENDENDENDENDENDEND...

"The only thing we are allowed to do is hope we won't regret the choice we made."

Levi Ackerman, Shingeki no Kyojin

I Want To...

fight for my dreams like Eren

be smart like Armin

be loyal like Mikasa

be sassy like Levi

encourage others like Petra

be self-confident like Oluo

eat potatoes like Sasha

be goofy like Connie

be kind like Christa

be sneaky like Ymir

lead like Erwin

be light-hearted like Pixis

fight like Annie

be the oddball like Mike

be able to love like Carla

stand tall like Bertholt

be strong like Reiner

smile like Marco

care like Jean

be able to change like Hannes

never leave my friends like Dieter

be determined like Ilse

be able to trust like Farlan

be enthusiastic like Isabel

and have willpower like Kyukuro

repost if you love Shingeki no Kyojin and want to be all of the above

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