Just the average Brit, yet the most spontaneous adviser.

I write stories that are based on random ideas that my imagination can muster. I rarely ever plan my stories before I write so I always improvise and see what I can come up with, thus resulting in rather cheesy stories - which seems to be the general theme for all of my write ups.

In General - My name is Ash (as you can tell), I am a calm and "amusing" lad from the glorious English countryside with enough time to spare to write fanfics with a burning passion from my noggin'.

Writing Routine - To be honest, I am quite a lazy sod: so I have not got any routine whatsoever. But (yes I used a conjunction to start a sentence, so I recommend you start getting used to that from now on, savvy) if I did then you can expect updates on SOME weekends: minimum would be once every two weeks.
Whenever I write stories, the chapters tend to be around 2500-5000 words each, so with the best of my limited ability I will stick to that. Just expect some exceptions where I go over or under said expectations.

Games - If you have read any of my stories then you will know that I have a grand archive of entertainment...
...A Steam library in other words.
So here are some of my personal favourites that has inspired me to write these DIVINE tales!

Why I do this - To be quite frank with you, I have no idea. Writing stories on scrap bits of paper in the middle of class or in my spare time was something that I did a lot ever since I was a little nutter. But quite recently I thought to myself "Instead of just making little crap short stories that only end up in the bin, what if I start doing this like a proper lad and focus on one story at a time, you know: common sense. And (did it again) not only that, but I will show it to the glorious Fanfictioners(?) online and get their opinions about it. Thus I can learn from the criticism that they give and improve thanks to the reviews. Brilliant plan!"