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 Author has written 1 story for Divergent Trilogy. I have loved books and reading all my life. I actually have zero memories of a time when I didn't know how to read. Though I'm told I learned pretty young so it's not surprising. Every important event in my life, I can tell you what book I was reading when it happened. I have been reading fan fiction since junior high. I started with Buffy, moved on to Harry Potter, and have tried a bit of Twilight and Stephanie Plum as well. After my severe disappointment with the ending of divergent I am reading that now too. Searching for that elusive happy ending we all wanted. I'm always reading, and when I'm someplace I can't be, like work, I tell myself stories in my head instead. I have probably told myself a million stories by now but for some reason I got the urge to write one down. I'm sick of being someone I'm not, is the first story I have tried to write down. I know where it's going so hopefully I can get it there on paper as well as it got there in my head. Wish me luck! Also to avoid dealing with fanfiction.net's ban on nc-17 fics i will also be posting on archive of our own |
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When It Rains by Illiandyandra reviews
I'm very sorry for the interruption in the Postings of my other Fics…this one WOULD NOT leave me alone! BabeTart story. Stephanie and the Merry Men come together. Is it for the long haul?
Janet Evanovich - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 136,809 - Reviews: 786 - Favs: 365 - Follows: 474 - Updated: 5/7/2016 - Published: 5/23/2011 - Stephanie P., Tank, Ranger M., Lester
Patterns & Fairytales by LolaBleu reviews
Every conversation they had about kids ended in his saying 'someday, maybe' and really meaning 'no', and her nodding in agreement in a vague sort of way. But Tobias didn't miss the times Tris looked at Zeke's daughter like she was trying to imagine her with deep blue eyes and dirty blonde hair when she thought no one was looking.
Divergent Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 43,103 - Reviews: 306 - Favs: 614 - Follows: 374 - Updated: 8/11/2014 - Published: 1/17/2013 - Tris/Beatrice P., Four/Tobias - Complete
Three Parts Dead by LolaBleu reviews
He kisses my lips and then each of the four birds tattooed under my collarbone, lingering a little longer on the newest one; the one closest to my heart; the one that represents him. Post-Insurgent/Tris' fear of intimacy.
Divergent Trilogy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 22 - Words: 107,976 - Reviews: 701 - Favs: 1,374 - Follows: 897 - Updated: 5/3/2014 - Published: 11/12/2012 - Tris/Beatrice P., Four/Tobias - Complete
Pieces of Me by XxTartLoverxX reviews
A proposal, a man-to-man talk, a confession, and more lead Stephanie and Ranger down a new road with multiple twists and turns. Just when they think they had found their fairytale ending, tragedy strikes! Is a HEA possible? Babe story...Morelli friendly! Enjoy!
Janet Evanovich - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 33 - Words: 139,874 - Reviews: 950 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 12/23/2013 - Published: 10/22/2013 - Stephanie P., Ranger M. - Complete
A Light in the Silence, a Voice in the Dark by Cayce Morris reviews
Severus lives, just barely...but now what's going on between him and Harry is too shocking for words. Everyone around Harry fears he's lost his mind, but could there be more to this situation than meets the eye?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 78,929 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 22 - Published: 8/10/2013 - Harry P., Severus S., Minerva M. - Complete
Resurgent by Lizzyk121 reviews
'I turn around to leave and see him blocking my way. He staggers back as I hurl myself into his arms and kiss him flush on the mouth. After a seconds shocked hesitation he responds with such enthusiasm that my feet leave the ground' This is my version of a sequal to Insugent. Tobias and Tris' story and the aftermath of video. Rated M for sexual content but has a clear story line.
Divergent Trilogy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 57,960 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 306 - Follows: 231 - Updated: 7/28/2013 - Published: 4/30/2013 - Tris/Beatrice P., Four/Tobias - Complete
Worth Waiting For by Warviben reviews
A student new to Hogwarts will change Snape's and Harry's lives in ways they could never have imagined.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 91,995 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 5/13/2013 - Published: 5/1/2013 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Touch by wee kraken reviews
Only a Stiff can know what a touch can mean, and she is still a Stiff, with her stubborn posture and kind eyes, watching mine. She is still a Stiff, because she has never tried to touch me. Not yet. A little Four POV one shot from Divergent, because I felt like it.
Divergent Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,233 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 39 - Published: 2/25/2013 - Four/Tobias, Tris/Beatrice P. - Complete
Gut Reaction by financebabe reviews
What might happen if Stephanie and Ranger followed that little voice that suggests they act on their impulses? Armed with only a phone and a great set of instincts, Stephanie decides to go with her gut and see what might happen. A Babe HEA.
Janet Evanovich - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 106,607 - Reviews: 1578 - Favs: 422 - Follows: 225 - Updated: 10/5/2012 - Published: 9/4/2012 - Stephanie P., Ranger M. - Complete
Texture Of Casual Desire by sonomom reviews
Did you ever wonder what Ranger is doing when he is absent from Janet Evanovich's stories? How and why did he go from a street-savvy bounty hunter to a tuxedo-wearing CEO of a large security company? This is the story of Ranger and his student, and how a casual attraction morphed into an unrelenting need…the need for Stephanie Plum in his life.
Janet Evanovich - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 148,121 - Reviews: 1797 - Favs: 402 - Follows: 278 - Updated: 9/10/2012 - Published: 6/18/2012 - Ranger M., Stephanie P. - Complete
Training Days by financebabe reviews
RangeMan received a complaint about their services causing Ranger to enlist Stephanie to help train his men in areas that are lacking. Along the way she not only strengthens her relationships with the guys but learns more about herself and what she wants. A Babe HEA.
Janet Evanovich - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 109,880 - Reviews: 1248 - Favs: 450 - Follows: 268 - Updated: 7/11/2012 - Published: 6/11/2012 - Stephanie P., Ranger M. - Complete
In My Veins by SippingCoffee27 reviews
Four was always in control. But tonight, his need for her surpassed everything else.
Divergent Trilogy - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,034 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 315 - Follows: 93 - Published: 5/16/2012 - Four/Tobias, Tris/Beatrice P. - Complete
One Night in Amity by Franceschap reviews
Tris is injected with the peace serum again and things get interesting.
Divergent Trilogy - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,703 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 64 - Published: 5/9/2012 - Four/Tobias, Tris/Beatrice P. - Complete
Stephanie's Great Escape by Angela3511 reviews
After a crappy day, Stephanie reached her limit. Using the skills she learned as a BEA, she vanishes. How will everyone handle a new, stronger Stephanie? How will new Stephanie react to them? Babe, Joe friendly. A 'Strong Stephanie' story. COMPLETE!
Janet Evanovich - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 88 - Words: 165,618 - Reviews: 518 - Favs: 349 - Follows: 220 - Updated: 2/11/2012 - Published: 7/4/2011 - Ranger M., Stephanie P. - Complete
Locked Up & Pissed Off by RangerBabeFan reviews
A Babe fic. NOT Morelli or Mrs. Plum friendly, so be warned! Rated for language, smut and violent content. The journey is now complete! Thank you so much everyone! It's been a wild ride!
Janet Evanovich - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 47 - Words: 136,439 - Reviews: 757 - Favs: 344 - Follows: 300 - Updated: 11/18/2011 - Published: 8/9/2008 - Ranger M., Stephanie P. - Complete
Drink, Drank, Drunk by Lo21 reviews
Four gets drunk in Divergent. This is Four's POV of that breakthrough moment. "I can see a spark that she can't yet comprehend; it has begun to catch fire behind her new eyes, and I like it."
Divergent Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,948 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 58 - Published: 8/16/2011 - Four/Tobias, Tris/Beatrice P. - Complete
Pains and Contradictions by atypicalsnowman reviews
SS/HP. Slash. When Harry begins to break under the pressures of death and prophesy, help arrives from an unlikely quarter: Snape. Despite their own doubts, manipulations from all sides and hapless interventions combine to bring their two souls together.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 40 - Words: 312,846 - Reviews: 1910 - Favs: 3,066 - Follows: 1,483 - Updated: 8/11/2011 - Published: 8/10/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Cabin Fever by RangerKate reviews
What happens when Stephanie finds herself trapped in a cabin with four Merry Men and no sugar? S/R/B/L/T. Not friendly to Morelli though he's not really in it . Rating for smut, language and adult themes. Formerly Blizzard Buddies.
Janet Evanovich - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 57,908 - Reviews: 564 - Favs: 354 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 7/29/2011 - Published: 5/24/2011 - Stephanie P. - Complete
What You Don't Know MULTIPLE CHAPTER FORMAT by Cayce Morris reviews
We're often sure we know what's going on. We're often oh, so very, very wrong.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 48,637 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/3/2011 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Coffeehouse Jazz MULTIPLE CHAPTER FORMAT by Cayce Morris reviews
There was a secret message hidden in that little vial that held Snape's memories...or was there?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 93,699 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/3/2011 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Ballad Variation I on a Dance Theme by Cayce Morris reviews
Severus and Harry discover that the last dance can also be a new beginning.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,113 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/29/2011 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Scent of a Woman by latetolove reviews
Ranger hires Stephanie to work on a long term distraction that requires her to change her identity. What follows leads to an interesting development in their three year non-relationship.
Janet Evanovich - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 123,794 - Reviews: 808 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 11/7/2010 - Published: 8/24/2010 - Stephanie P., Ranger M. - Complete
It All Started With A Visit To Gringotts by jadedragon36 reviews
Voldemort is dead and Harry has finally graduated from Hogwarts and is ready to live his life, but his world is turned upside down when he realizes friends can become enemies and enemies become friends. Powerful Harry. Mild Slash HP/SS
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 60 - Words: 428,262 - Reviews: 2984 - Favs: 5,773 - Follows: 2,515 - Updated: 10/17/2010 - Published: 10/20/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Unapologize by PricklySare reviews
Steph finds herself to be new and improved and decides to live her life for herself. What happens when Ranger sees and hears the new Steph? Secrets revealed and surprises in store. M rating for Smut, possible violence, and angst. Multiple POVs. R&R
Janet Evanovich - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 60 - Words: 147,409 - Reviews: 1493 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 9/20/2010 - Published: 5/5/2010 - Stephanie P., Ranger M. - Complete
Operation Thaw by emhmom reviews
Ranger's freezing his butt off on a mission and decides to plan Operation Thaw. In the meantime, Stephanie makes a plan of her own. Rated for language, some angst, some violence and smut! No animals were actually harmed in the writing of this FF.
Janet Evanovich - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 70,434 - Reviews: 824 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 8/27/2010 - Published: 2/10/2010 - Ranger M., Stephanie P. - Complete
Fade to Black by hapshepsutalc reviews
Steph decides to take control of her life, but as usual things are never that easy. This is a Babe story. I'm very unkind to Morelli and Helen. If you are a Cupcake DO NOT READ. You have been warned! My first fanfic. Please be gentle.
Janet Evanovich - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 54 - Words: 193,718 - Reviews: 1202 - Favs: 421 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 8/8/2010 - Published: 4/28/2010 - Stephanie P., Ranger M. - Complete
Plum Dirty by Dejah Danger reviews
Now Complete: Stephanie parts with Joe for the last time and decides to bite the bullet and tell Ranger what she really wants. Emotional mayhem ensues. Babe Short, Cupcake friendly, HEA, and there will be smut. Please R&R.
Janet Evanovich - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 70,942 - Reviews: 370 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 5/9/2010 - Published: 4/17/2010 - Ranger M., Stephanie P. - Complete
Crazy For Them by RedCharlie reviews
A Steph/Ranger/Tank story, little bit of plot, lot of smut.
Janet Evanovich - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,593 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 4/23/2010 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Tank, Stephanie P.
The Fifth Act by oliver.snape reviews
After coming to an understanding during the Horcrux hunt, Snape and Harry spend the next year reclaiming what they never had in their lives while playing their roles in the war. HP/SS though not rushed , with a happy ending with some humour throughout.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 111,595 - Reviews: 404 - Favs: 1,542 - Follows: 301 - Updated: 3/7/2010 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Their Phoenix by Lomonaaeren reviews
SSHPDM slash. AU from chapter 32 of DH. Harry saves both Snape and Draco in the Shrieking Shack, and bonds them to him, accidentally. He's determined to ignore it. Circumstances may not let him. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 254,588 - Reviews: 1716 - Favs: 2,497 - Follows: 980 - Updated: 9/4/2009 - Published: 5/10/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Birthday Wishes by amkp reviews
Do those birthday candle wishes really come true? This is a story of Ranger & Steph as they finally get a grip on their relationship and a HEA. Not too hard on Morelli, he's only slightly bumped and bruised along the way…he'll recover.
Janet Evanovich - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 39,589 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 7/5/2009 - Published: 4/26/2009 - Ranger M., Stephanie P. - Complete
Inter Vivos by Lomonaaeren reviews
AU. Life alters drastically for Harry, Draco, and Snape after the Parseltongue incident in second year. Sometimes, all it takes is one impulsive throwing of a stone to send ripples of change through several lives. HP-SS mentorfic, HPDM slash. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 40 - Words: 263,213 - Reviews: 1931 - Favs: 2,703 - Follows: 984 - Updated: 6/8/2009 - Published: 12/24/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Fire Induced Epiphanies by Mia.Rose.777 reviews
COMPLETE! Babe's, Stephanie has some epiphanies and decides to take control of the situation with Ranger...as much as he'll allow. Does it all work out for the best in the end? 1-shot turned CH story - RATING is for all the smut, and probably language to
Janet Evanovich - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 63,300 - Reviews: 320 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 1/17/2009 - Published: 5/27/2008 - Stephanie P., Ranger M. - Complete
Taking Charge by dee768nj reviews
Complete! Steph decides it's time to take charge of her life. Ranger convinces her to take over the bond enforcement department for RangeMan, but she's afraid she'll screw it up. Romantic Babe story. Warning for smut.
Janet Evanovich - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 52 - Words: 115,702 - Reviews: 440 - Favs: 411 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 8/7/2008 - Published: 6/13/2008 - Complete
It's Never Too Late by She'sGotHighHopes reviews
Stephanie has a problem that even Ranger might not be able to help her with. Babe story, not Cupcake friendly. Warning: High angst and touchy subject matter. STORY COMPLETE.
Janet Evanovich - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 32 - Words: 158,914 - Reviews: 792 - Favs: 578 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 5/29/2008 - Published: 9/27/2007 - Complete
The Scios Totalus of Legend by Elpin reviews
Snape finds Harry witnessing his humiliation in the pensive [in fifth year], but before he throws the boy out he uses a very old and mythical artefact to get his revenge, only it doesn't turn out quite the way he planned. Slash Not graphic before HP is 17
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 142,168 - Reviews: 1322 - Favs: 1,813 - Follows: 571 - Updated: 12/9/2007 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
the distraction by She'sGotHighHopes reviews
Ranger asks Stephanie to help him on a distraction job. The big difference? The FTA's in Puerto Rico. STORY COMPLETE.
Janet Evanovich - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 74 - Words: 184,305 - Reviews: 1156 - Favs: 447 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 9/25/2007 - Published: 6/13/2007 - Complete
Learning Thirteen by proudofubabe reviews
Follow Stephanie as she learns to take her life more seriously. Morelli friendly, but a babe story.
Janet Evanovich - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 133,059 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 8/24/2007 - Published: 12/8/2006 - Stephanie P., Ranger M. - Complete
Time, Truth, and Sacrifice by Alia D reviews
A serial killer runs through part of the wizarding world, but with Harry Potter on the job, things will go fine…right? SLASH, MPREG more warnings inside
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 129,635 - Reviews: 362 - Favs: 438 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 1/13/2007 - Published: 11/3/2005 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
RangeDay by Arwen Lune reviews
COMPLETE Rangeday noun Annual company outing of Rangeman Inc. See also: mayhem, mystery, challenge, selfdefence, football, barbeque, betting book, Stephanie, margaritas, Build a Bear, car disaster, Aurora's Holistic ReBirthing Centre, diversion.
Janet Evanovich - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 110,765 - Reviews: 291 - Favs: 350 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 10/15/2006 - Published: 2/3/2006 - Ranger M., Stephanie P. - Complete
Checkmate by Naadi reviews
HxD slash. Draco has a plan to get Harry Potter, and challenges him to a game of Dare Chess. But is it love, or betrayal, he has in mind? A real game of chess is played throughout the story. A seventh year story based on canon through Goblet of Fire.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 259,337 - Reviews: 2446 - Favs: 3,699 - Follows: 791 - Updated: 5/1/2006 - Published: 5/26/2002 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Steph and the Merry Men by PTBvisiongrrl reviews
Steph is now a member of the Rangeman crew, and she and the guys go out to celebrate. A plan is hatched to help Steph get Ranger's full attention...
Janet Evanovich - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 80,219 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 6/20/2005 - Published: 8/26/2004 - Complete
I'm sick of being someone I'm not reviews
I lean down and whisper in her ear, "I really want to kiss you right now." Tris winks, and whispers back "later, I just might let you." I've known Beatrice Prior since she was 10 and I was 12. We chose Dauntless together, when we figured out that all either of us wanted was to be free.
Divergent Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 24,410 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 6/11/2014 - Published: 4/2/2014 - Tris/Beatrice P., Four/Tobias - Complete