I love you all so...***WARNING: TABOO/SCANDALOUS THEMES-BEEN ADDRESSED. YOU'VE BEEN WARNED. Neg reviews unneeded. Story was started for personal reasons. Don't need it to please everyone.*** When Penny tells Sheldon he wouldn't know romance with a woman if it were written in Klingon in front of him, he takes it upon himself to prove otherwise. No one expects the love that follows.

When Sheldon's beloved MeeMaw decides to visit, she notices her Moonpie's behavior regarding Amy his "girlfriend" and Penny his "best friend" and Sheldon questions if MeeMaw really does know best. Shenny. Rated M for later Chapters.

After he asks her for advice on how to take his relationship with Amy to the next level, Sheldon and Penny are drawn to each other. How far will they take their attraction, and how much will it cost them?

Their first kiss is accidental. Their second is experimental. Their third? Well, I'll let you figure that one out for yourself. Leonard moves back to NJ, and Penny copes with his absence by moving in with Sheldon. Oh, the humanity.

Sheldon Cooper is crazy, but also kind of made of awesomeness. Or at least that's how Howard puts it. Penny thinks there's a possibility he's made of sexy, and really, the world must be ending if she has to suppress wayward urges to kiss him.

It should have been easy. Sheldon ruins Penny's date, Penny ruins Sheldon's shower. Yes, it should have been very easy indeed.

Follows "Sheldon's plan." Rated M for later chapters. Shenny.

COMPLETED. Lupin's life changes irrevocably when he meets a young, clumsy witch named Tonks. Rated R for language, violence, sexual situations and mature themes. Spoilers for OotP. Please RR!