God I hate these things. Its like someone wanting to know who you are without actually making the commitment. But whatever, I'll play along—but just this once.

What can I tell you — other than my name? I know:

"I'm the most powerful man on earth—no, really—I am. I'm wealthy beyond your wildest imagination, I own lavish estates around the world—including several high rise lofts, which I use only on the weekends—if you can grasp the nature of that. My skin only touches the finest Italian and I drive whatever I'm in the mood for—which currently happens to be the Bugatti Grand Sport Vitesse—but don't think about buying one; they're sold out. Oh—and I'm also a vampire."