The-alice-cullen-freakhide bio
 Author has written 3 stories for Twilight. Hi i am alice c!! yes that is my real name my name is alice cileen!and no it is not clean!I love twilight!it is all i think about!!my mom and my friends think i am crazy!! i have never had a boy friend...but i dont care!! my cuz showd me this website!! my only friend...on here so far is randomlyrandomgirl...she is awsome!!but now i have twiligrl to!! sooo yay my fav book is...twilight...and you wont expect this one..harry potter my fav colors...red,black,blue,gold,and pink!! my fav character is...alice cullen she is AwSoMe and i suck at spelling!! and i love pics of twilight!! and i am team...alice becaus i love her...and jasper oh and a grate thanx to all the people that...well if they do...read and revew my story!! and i hate author notes so if i only have to i will put them ether before or after a a chapter...so that says i am nice! oh and e-mail me i love making friends on here!! oh and i have a famly of cullens in the real worled so i need a famly in the fanfiction world!e-mail me who you wanna be and i tell you if you can...and no one can be alice THATS ME! me-I HATE MIKE NEWTON!! all the Cullens-go alice you rock we hate mike to! me-i know...hey i should do another fan fic huh cullens-YES cool lol! hey gess what i just got my first flame(sarcasticly)yaaaa so thank you the person who flamed me you made me a better person!but i will keep writing and for the e-mail i do have a brain! and i love to use it! so if you want...flame me all you want but i will keep writing!and i have many friends and people who love my stories so just deal with it! i have read many stories i hated that were boring but i don't say anything! well just to sum it up I LOVE WHEN PEOPLE REVEW. so thanx! sorry about my little rant i just had to get it out even if i do sound a little winy!i don't care! Carlos (friend frome school)- umm hi me-well thats carlos for you! hehehe im sorry for not updateing but i need help please really any thing would help...exept flames!! ha...ha...hahahahahahahahahahahahaha have you ever seen my sisters keeper!!!!damb that is the most sad movie ever!!!!!i cryed...and i rarly ever cry!!!!!!depressing!!!you shouldd watch it!!!! once again hehehhehehe AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH my comp was shut off for like ever then i got grounded!!!sooo that was funn..not but i wiil have the next chappy up in a few days!!!!!YAAAAAAAAA you know u love me!!! |
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Cheated and Pissed: Rewritten by Ka5tie-marie-cullen reviews
Edward and Alice cheat on Bella and Jasper... how will they cope? Bella is alot tougher than you think
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,699 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 3/4/2014 - Published: 6/23/2010 - Bella, Jasper
Conditioning by Llama Mama23 reviews
It's now required for Forks High School students to take a semester of CONDITIONING gym! When both Edward and Emmett show up in Bella's class, what will happen? Series of gym-related drabbles. Edited August, 2012.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,331 - Reviews: 301 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 287 - Updated: 8/4/2013 - Published: 4/11/2008
Unknown Caller by AlwaysMyBella reviews
Seven year old Bella is home alone and hurts her finger. Having no one to call she dials a random number. Enter 8 year old Edward. Ten years of laughs, tears and friendship later, can it ever evolve into love? & is Edward closer then Bella thinks? AH/AU
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 32,973 - Reviews: 3140 - Favs: 1,929 - Follows: 2,004 - Updated: 6/13/2012 - Published: 4/1/2009 - Bella, Edward
She thought it was all over, It is now by nix2828 reviews
2 years after Edward Leaves Bella, she finally attends college in Texas. From her first day, her world is turned upside down. My first FanFic...be gentle...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 32,859 - Reviews: 320 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 295 - Updated: 2/26/2012 - Published: 6/20/2010 - Bella, Jasper
Thank You For Saving Me by chick-2010 reviews
What happens when Bella gets her heart broken again?. Devastated after finding out about Edward and Alice s affair, Bella tries to commit suicide only to be saved by Jasper. Now Bella is a vampire,can she and Jasper heal and love again?.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 35,985 - Reviews: 469 - Favs: 605 - Follows: 413 - Updated: 2/18/2012 - Published: 7/18/2010 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Cullen Wife Swap by BMC1984 reviews
What happens when Emmett and Jasper sign the Cullen's up for wife swap. How will Esme deal with being with a new family? How will the Cullen's deal with a Human living in the house? Post Breaking Dawn Includes Nessie, Jacob, Edward Bella, normal pairings.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 57 - Words: 82,417 - Reviews: 1503 - Favs: 975 - Follows: 322 - Updated: 2/12/2012 - Published: 4/21/2009 - Edward, Emmett - Complete
Do I Know You? by Momentarily Sane reviews
Bella was not Charlie and Renee's daughter, in fact she was born centuries before them. When moving to Forks she runs into our favourite vampire family, but how does she know one of them? And who is she running from? Why?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 31,907 - Reviews: 341 - Favs: 519 - Follows: 345 - Updated: 8/29/2011 - Published: 3/9/2010 - Bella, Carlisle - Complete
Wife Swap with the cullens by DayDreamer2369 reviews
Alice enters the famiy on wife swap much and Esme is shipped off across the country to live with a snobby family from Vermont while Morgan from the simmons family tries to 'save' the cullens will she succeed? ALL VAMIRES Rated T because i am paranoind.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 19,438 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 8/27/2011 - Published: 2/20/2010
The me I wanted all along by sherry bisel reviews
Bella is heartbroken after Edward leaves. Victoria comes for revenge but a friendship starts instead. Do the Cullen's come back, and what happens when Bella asks Victoria to change her into a vampire?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,424 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 8/8/2011 - Published: 3/18/2009 - Bella, Victoria
Years Apart by BlackWaterfalls reviews
Jasper and Bella were brother and sister, before the war, Jasper went to fight but he 'died'. The same day Bella 'died' as well. What happens on the Cullens last day at Forks High?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 17 - Words: 17,694 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 332 - Follows: 314 - Updated: 7/7/2011 - Published: 12/27/2009 - Bella, Edward
Never Underestimate Anyone by LaughKittykatForEver reviews
What could happen in the little town Forks. Alice and Bella Newbie’s to town but they make a big impression; plus what are they hiding? Boys, Girls, Twins, Jokes, Pranks and Dares. I know this summary is crap. Read and Review xD
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 22,053 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 2/23/2011 - Published: 4/9/2009 - Bella, Edward
When the summer is filled with Snow by LaughKittykatForEver reviews
Bella, Alice, Rose, Edward, Jasper and Emmett one cabin; Jasper and Bella's game from high school; that no-ones knows about; just how long can they keep it a secret from the others. Review and tell me what you think. All Human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 53,836 - Reviews: 794 - Favs: 386 - Follows: 351 - Updated: 2/22/2011 - Published: 2/7/2009 - Bella, Jasper
It starts with goodbye by RandomlyRandomGirl reviews
After Edward leaves, Bella is changed by a nomad and is now a vampire. What happens when Bella, her coven, and the Cullen's move back to Forks 100 years later at the same time? will Bella and Edward get back together? Please Review.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 15,008 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 2/14/2011 - Published: 6/19/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The So Unknown by Slywolf9 reviews
I didn't plan on staying with Bella long after Edward left, but suddenly the days turned into weeks, into months. It was perfection and happiness, and nothing could take it away. Then one day Edward came back. JasperxBella
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 24 - Words: 122,590 - Reviews: 1483 - Favs: 1,844 - Follows: 1,029 - Updated: 1/13/2011 - Published: 3/22/2009 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
You stepped back into my life by Laurie Whitlock reviews
It's been 4 years since the Cullens left Forks. Bella is working in a bar when one night she hears a voice that she thought she would never hear again.What happens when Jasper shows up without Alice,but more sure of himself.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 73,657 - Reviews: 566 - Favs: 535 - Follows: 278 - Updated: 11/23/2010 - Published: 7/15/2010 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
A Love that I Cannot Deny by Isabelle777 reviews
Edward and Alice are acting weird. And when the two of them go alone on a hunt, Bella wants to talk to Jasper about it. What can happen between the two of them? *100% Jasper/Bella Love Story* A little bit OOC, with everyone because I'm not Stephenie Meyer
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,407 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 29 - Published: 9/24/2010 - Bella, Jasper
When 2 Becomes 1 by account abandoned 1234567890 reviews
Edward and Bella were married before Edward was turned. Only Bella was there when he closed his eyes and before Carlisle bit him. What happens when Bella becomes a vampire too. Do they find each other again or will they be lost loves forever? ExB!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 32,318 - Reviews: 296 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 9/2/2010 - Published: 4/3/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Lies We Told For Love by Mystical Beckie reviews
What if Bella previously knew about vampires? What if Alice, Bella and Jasper have known each other for years? And they made a plan to help Edward realise he was in love with Alice? That Jasper and Bella were in love before Forks? Starts in NM. B/J E/A
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,078 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 8/31/2010 - Published: 8/24/2010 - Bella, Jasper
The Storm by Edward'sAllMine60644 reviews
A storm hits the town of forks and Bella and the Cullens are stuck in school . What will the Cullen and Bella get up to and will Edward and Bella feelings for each other bloom. R&R first fan fic REVIEW EVERY! ON ALL CHAPTERS FLAMES WELCOMED
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,418 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 5/22/2010 - Published: 4/18/2009 - Edward, Bella
New Beginning by RhianneMidNightSun reviews
Sequel to 'Siblings'. Edward asks Bella the ultimate question, but when an old enemy returns, will it ruin their special day?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,416 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 5/12/2010 - Published: 2/18/2010 - Bella
Bella Loves Who? by 83Sebby-Chan83 reviews
Put plainly, this FanFic is about if Charlie had gained custody of Bella rather than Renee and the effect it would have on our beloved story.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 521 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/29/2010 - Published: 4/21/2010 - Bella
Everything and More by ciSyn55 reviews
Set after Edward leaves Bella in New Moon. Bella decides to get what she wants. Jasper leaves the family. Both find what they are looking for in the last place you would think.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,188 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 4/19/2010 - Published: 3/27/2010 - Bella, Jasper
Stuck by Becarefulwhatuwish4 reviews
Bella, Edward, Emmett, Alice, Jasper and Mike get stuck in an elevator. All Human. T for later chapters.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 6,886 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 4/6/2010 - Published: 8/17/2009 - Complete
A heartfelt promise by booklover1995 reviews
Bella and Edward are best childhood friends but after Edward gets drawn into hollywood he must leave Forks. He leaves Bella with a promise to come back but will they ever meet again?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,164 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/2/2010 - Published: 3/25/2010 - Bella, Edward
1 In A Million by Clairemuah reviews
What if Victoria did get to Bella but only managed to bite her? You know what happens, right? Bella gets a coven. And she meets the Cullens again- in Forks. And they have a new member. Her one in a million chance to meet them. First Fanfic.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 53,567 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 3/17/2010 - Published: 3/17/2009 - Complete
Siblings? by RhianneMidNightSun reviews
Carlisle...And Bella...Brother and Sister,Changed at the same time,they meet each other 300 years later in a little place called Forks!Bella meets Edward,and trouble starts! The Volturi come,and someone wants Carlisle and Bella! Bella is a little 0OC.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 19,818 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 362 - Follows: 203 - Updated: 2/18/2010 - Published: 4/5/2009 - Bella, Carlisle - Complete
Did You by riah cullen reviews
Edward never came back in NM. 100 yrs later Bella is transformed and so is her real family and her freinds in Arizona. When they go to Sporks High, Edwards there and with a new love! I LOOVE THESE STORIES SO IM MAKING ONE!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 17 - Words: 7,052 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 1/27/2010 - Published: 12/4/2009 - Complete
Don't Mess With The Prank Twins by fiftyfifty reviews
Emmett and Bella can't help themselves. They are addicted to pranks! What will happen when some pranks get out of hand? Cullen Family Tag Teams trying to outdo each other!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,517 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 12/27/2009 - Published: 9/21/2009 - Bella, Emmett
Adventures In Forks High by EmotionallyConfuzzled reviews
What will happen when Forks High School get's snowed in? With all of the Cullens in there! They Spend the night? Mike tries to be sexy for Bella? Edward loses control? Will Jasper have fun with emotions? Kareoke? Truth or Dare! One crazy night is ahead.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 13,749 - Reviews: 709 - Favs: 459 - Follows: 387 - Updated: 12/27/2009 - Published: 4/8/2009
Cullens still behaving badly by bizzabel reviews
behaving badly sums it all up... ten years after Esme and Carlilse first treat themselves to a little r&r the promise is kept and they sneak away again. Laughs ensured, diaries, wolves, wallabies, and our favourite characters all grown up...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,280 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 12/4/2009 - Published: 12/1/2009 - Bella, Renesmee C./Nessie
Doing Time by crashedxhearts reviews
The Cullens and Bella go to jail! A little humor a little romance a little fluff. Hilarious misunderstandings... give it a shot!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 32,744 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 12/3/2009 - Published: 4/15/2009 - Complete
Little Bella Cullen by tammyxcullen reviews
Bella is found by the Cullens when she is 3 and is all alone after her family dies from a car crash. She grows up in a house full of vampires. Funny.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 48,766 - Reviews: 1041 - Favs: 692 - Follows: 647 - Updated: 11/7/2009 - Published: 7/13/2008 - Bella, Edward
Truth Or Dare: The Forks Way by Felicity Holly reviews
Hilarity ensues when the annual Forks High Picnic is held in the gym due to 'weather conditions', and Jessica suggests that they all -including Bella and the Cullens- play truth or dare.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,303 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 11/4/2009 - Published: 11/29/2008
Mikes Halloween Surpise by Mrs. Hale Jasper's Wife reviews
It's Halloween and Mike is about to learn not to mess with Isabella Swan. That is if he comes out alive! Rates 'T' because I'm paranoid. ONE SHOT. Everyone's OOC.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,161 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/29/2009 - Mike, Bella - Complete
Never Leaving You Alice and Edward POV by nessiestibbs reviews
this is mizzimperfect's story "Never Leaving You" in Alice and Edwards POV. Seven months after Edward leaves in New Moon Bella gets a surprise guest. How will Bella feel when she finds out Edward had fallen in love again? Completed
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,144 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/26/2009 - Published: 8/31/2009 - Complete
His Day Just Got Cullenized by EmotionallyConfuzzled reviews
Alice sees Charlie coming over early for a visit...and her and Emmett get an idea. They give Charlie a walk-through of daily life in the Cullen house-hold! Includes waking up Edward and Bella, Emmett's innuendos, and more! Post BD, very funny. Please R&R.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,563 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 9/19/2009 - Published: 7/31/2009
Detention with the Cullens by oxoxTwilightloverxoxo reviews
Emmett,Edward,Rosalie, Bella, Alice and Jasper all get detention together. Emmett being FUNNY. Alice losing her power? Edward going crazy. Bella the amatuer prankster. Rosalie losing her beauty. Jasper going EMO! FUNNYNESS ENSURED!OOCness
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 13,474 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 9/16/2009 - Published: 6/19/2009 - Emmett
A new New Moon by j'adorejasper1 reviews
Edward has left. The wolves are chasing Laurent. Little does Bella know, Victoria is right behind her! What happens when V gets B on her side and against the Cullens! traditional pairings.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,528 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 7/28/2009 - Published: 7/14/2009 - Bella, Victoria
Stuck! by Annilaia reviews
1 new text message: ALICE HELP ME! I'M STUCK IN THE ELEVATOR WITH SOME REALLY HOT GUY I DON'T KNOW!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,759 - Reviews: 1444 - Favs: 2,184 - Follows: 823 - Updated: 7/11/2009 - Published: 4/16/2008 - Complete
Changing Hearts by KoopoBrianJebus reviews
Bella got changed by James during the fight. Edward couldnt help. It's written as Bella and maybe some other people will write once or twice. Many difficulty's and changes will happen. Someone's back... will Bella be safe?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,001 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/15/2009 - Published: 5/18/2009 - Bella, Victoria
The Wrath of Emmett by Lady-0-Twilight reviews
What happens when Emmett is in the mood for pranking? How will he make even the bravest of the Cullens curse and scream? And will he prank Bella? Will the others think up a prank for Emmett? Read to see what happens! Rubbish summary, the story is better!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,670 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 4/8/2009 - Published: 2/25/2009 - Emmett, Bella - Complete
Welcome Back, Jasper by Brittany1224 reviews
What if it was Jasper that came back, not Alice. He brings depressing news. Will Bella be able to fall for Jasper after what Edward did to her? Will Jasper feel the same way about Bella? Takes place during NM, after Edward left Bella. COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,230 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 4/4/2009 - Published: 12/16/2008 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Thanks to the Wolves by Disney Sorceress reviews
New Moon. The wolves were just barely too late and Laurent was able to bite Bella in the meadow. Now the pack has to decide what to do with a soon-to-be newborn vampire. The answer? Call the Cullens. Complete!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 39,208 - Reviews: 522 - Favs: 716 - Follows: 311 - Updated: 2/1/2009 - Published: 2/29/2008 - Complete
My Little Sister by Tori of Lorien reviews
He did not think he could control his thirst. She was intimidated by him. But when Jasper helps Bella to study for her history test, he realizes that she means more to him than he ever thought she would. She wasn't just a human; she was family.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,244 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 465 - Follows: 63 - Published: 1/31/2009 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
Surviving by MonsterMovie reviews
Edward leaves with Alice and Jasper and Bella are left on their own. Edward returns and doesn't like the idea of Jasper and Bella. Thus begins a rollercoaster of events
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,506 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 1/18/2009 - Published: 10/14/2008 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
EDWARD ANTHONY CULLEN! by Edwardlover11 reviews
Bella overhears Edward talking to Alice about leaving her. Bella decides to get revenge. Hate Summaries! Please just read it.Oh yeah! rating may change.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,824 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 1/4/2009 - Published: 7/16/2008 - Bella, Edward
Close encounters of the Supermarket kind by Black Angel reviews
Bella learns for the first time just how hard being a Cullen can be when she runs into Jessica at the supermarket. Post Breaking Dawn
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,265 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 382 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 1/1/2009 - Published: 9/27/2008 - Bella, Edward
Player to Gentleman by NamulaMoonshine reviews
Edward Cullen is the towns player. His best friend Bella Swan hated what he became, and hasn't talked to him in 2 years. When they see each other again will they become friends. Or more?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,515 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 8/24/2008 - Published: 8/20/2008 - Complete
Edward Cullen Is Staring At You by LeighAnn Brewer reviews
Then, Jessica whispered something in my ear so forbidden by some invisible, unspoken rule, that when she hissed it under her breath, it shocked me to no end. It left me frozen in my seat. I couldn’t breath. “Edward Cullen is staring at you." New Moon
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,540 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 8/23/2008 - Published: 6/23/2008 - Complete
The Slumber Party by Appy4la reviews
Alice and Rosalie invite Bella over to a sleepover. What will happen? Normal slumber party? I think not...
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 21,735 - Reviews: 386 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 8/10/2008 - Published: 6/10/2006
Family Therapy Cullen Style by vjgm reviews
Carlisle has had it with the children's constant bickering so he sends the Cullen's to family therapy. Suicidal Edward,Bella's fear of committment, Alice addicted to shopping, Rosalie's hostility, Emmett and Japer's gambling..who will survive? FUNNY
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 69,221 - Reviews: 8476 - Favs: 7,706 - Follows: 1,830 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Complete
Beautiful by LeighAnn Brewer reviews
Jessica and Lauren threaten Bella to break up with Edward and tell her that she's not worthy. Alice and Rosalie decide to take matters in their own hands. Knowing Alice, this can only lead to a makeover, shopping, and two furious girls- Jessica and Lauren
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 17,180 - Reviews: 538 - Favs: 386 - Follows: 226 - Updated: 4/20/2008 - Published: 1/19/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Edward Cullen Must Die by FictionalFanGirl reviews
Some what like the movie John Tucker must die but with a Twilight related twist. AU all human. Alice, Rose, and Bella gang up to give Edward a large helping of revenge and Bella just happens to be the main course. ExB mostly but with a bit of AxJ, EmxR
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 12,425 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 3/31/2008 - Published: 2/27/2008
You Know you want me by shattered-picture-frame reviews
Edward goes hunting, so he’s going to be absent for 2 days. Mike uses this as the perfect time to make a move on Bella. Edward comes back a day early. What will he think of Mike’s flirting? How will Jessica take advantage of this situation?FUNNY!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,410 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 7/1/2007 - Published: 5/24/2007
Vampiric Peaches by Llama Mama23 reviews
Emmett decides to attempt to turn peaches into vampires. WARNING: Extremely pointless and stupid!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,813 - Reviews: 759 - Favs: 906 - Follows: 135 - Published: 5/31/2007 - Complete
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Hmmm this is some crazy stuff! reviews
Alice/Edward cheat!Bella/jasper find out and leave!a year later come back HOT!and are together!rating may change!some are OCC! hope you like it!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,350 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 9/22/2010 - Published: 5/4/2010 - Bella, Jasper
a very crazy high school reunion reviews
so it after BD and nessie grows like a normal kids!she is 2!i just felt like writing!revew!i do not own anything twilight at all!SM owns!me sad!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 837 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/21/2010
The day we met at the mall reviews
bella and alice are going to the mall...and so are jasper and edward!they have never met! my first fanfic edward and bella alice and jasper! sucky sum i hope my story is better! T for language kinda fluffy i guess
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,851 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/21/2010 - Published: 2/13/2010 - Jasper, Bella