(DARK fic) For Sanji Black, submission was the epitome of sexual arousal, but working as a weary Apple Tech Support hardly gave him the opportunity to find an interesting psychological match. When a last ditch attempt on an online dating site brings to light the smart, punk-haired Physiotherapist, Zoro Roronoa, he finds that he gets a little more than he bargained for.

COMPLETE. Collab with Sinisterbug! xD When the Sunny docks, Sanji and Zoro sometimes seek out relief in some not so savory places. The same places... and the same women? Eventual Zoro/Sanji. Warnings: HET, yaoi, language.

collection of warm up drabbles, most 500 words or less but it got longer as I went on. Given as prompts through my tumblr when I'm in need of something to get me writing. Collected here for your pleasure. Zosan

A political marriage between two princes is made harder by a language barrier and two stubborn idiots. But even if they move past it there are others who aren't so happy with their union. Zosan, an expansion of a few of my 500 series drabbles (still readable in that series but expanded here)

A little soulmate AU where Zoro is weird, Sanji is in love with the idea of love and the rest of the crew can only watch in dismay. It'll be updated in little drabble like chapters. Mainly done for my own amusement. Zosan, Frobin and an unconventional LuNa

Nami is interested in the sexy tenant that lives directly below her. Commission for Mishagirl/Allbluechaser.

Being new at something isn't the same as being bad at it and if Sanji is going to make a challenge then Zoro won't back down.

A ZoSan/SanZo single parent/teacher au in which Sanji is the teacher, Zoro is the parent and Chopper is Zoro's son. Modern AU that became popular on my Tumblr and is compiled here for your enjoyment. Please leave reviews if you'd like or prompts. Rated M (smut later on).

A fic that started as a set of drabbles and grew legs and ran away. Sanji runs a cafe and Zoro is an oblivious moron. Contains love, or something like it. zosan

Sanji knows that you don't always get what you want but he'll be damned if he's going to let anyone keep themselves from getting what they need.

No one ever said that pirates fight fair, but if someone bites you in a fight then it's perfectly reasonable to bite them back. Sanji has to learn that life isn't fair and nothing else is either but that bad jokes and falling in love certainly makes unlife worth living. Zosan/Sanzo tw:blood and blood drinking

Zoro is a blacksmith, Sanji is Sanji. Originally a one shot, now it's started mutating into additional chapters. It's growing! Heeeeelp!

Cross species interaction can be fraught with misunderstandings, especially when both parties are idiots. A Love/Hate Zosan fic where Sanji is a fishy bastard, Zoro is a human moron and both are stupid.

Zoro's gotten lost again, but this time he doesn't come back. The only thing that's left of him is the Sandai Kitetsu and a feeling in Sanji's gut that there's more to the sword than its legendary misfortune. Sanji-centric with memories of Zoro. Summary and content may or may not change slightly. K.

Zoro/Sanji. Oneshot. Post Apocalyptic AU. Zombies. "It seemed almost surreal to be standing in a room with a once zombie who he had fallen in love with and then presumed to be dead. But, you know, they had all the time a zombie free world had to offer to sort it out." Rated T. Dedicated to sanji-mayu.

After Sanji's death, Zoro struggled to cope but when a car accident sends him back to 2004 he doesn't know what to make of it. Is he alive? Dead? Or is this, perhaps, a second chance? ZoSan. M rated. (A collab between shaetil and merryanchor16).

"It'd be almost funny if it weren't so terrible, out of a whole sandy beach the directionally challenged Zoro manages to find the one rock to land head first on." Zoro has to learn to talk again and in the process learns a bit about listening to Sanji. Zosan.

A series of drabbles from prompts on my tumblr following the adventures and antics of the Strawhats (canon verse) when their swordsman somehow gets turned into an otter. I'm accepting prompts. Rated mainly for the language.

Just because you suffer for something doesn't make it art. The shitty singer and the stupidly lost guitarist would do well to remember that. As if succeeding in the music industry wasn't hard enough without all the stupid decisions and ill-advised emotional ties. Modern rock band ZoSan AU. Songs aren't mine. tw: abuse

Prompt: Zoro fap said: "someone write an au where a picture of sanji in drag becomes tumblr famous" -IS THAT A PROMPT? I'D SAY IT IS! IT SMELLS LIKE A PROMPT TO ME. Have a fic. ZoSan. rated M.

Zoro/Perona friendship for Share the Love Month! Sir Zoro Roronoa has had enough of saving princesses for the prince he's started falling for. It's all the same rountine, over and over. So he was in no way prepared for a ghost summoning princess who is apparently a master thief, the biggest con he'd ever fallen for in his life, and to be kidnapped all in one day. Fantasy AU.

Unable to do anything, Sanji Black-leg drowns to his death, he is saved just as his heart stops...but for a price; his memories. "...if you can over come your lack of memories and remember your regrets and fulfil 'that' one...I will return them to you." Can he do as he's told to get his memories back? Or will he forever lose them?

SanjixZoro. In the aftermath of catastrophe, two like souls meet in what can only be described as fate. Now they will both learn to trust again, and keep each other alive in more ways than one. Warnings: violence, gore, language, yaoi.

In a post-apocalyptic AU, a guy and his reindeer end up getting more than they bargained for when they pick up a certain blonde. Perhaps a little too much? ZoSan/SanZo. Rated T for swearing, violence, slavery, Yaoi and angst.

Sanji fears he's the only human left alive. The only real human anyway. In a world infested with the Freaks whom host the aliens within them, staying alone means staying alive and trusting someone could mean the death of you. ZoSan

Modern day-ish AU: Sanji dreams of something more, but becoming part of a rebellion wasn't what he'd had in mind. Two central pairings: ZoSan and MarcoAce. Rated M for violence, language and adult situations Multi-chapter

Modern AU: Sanji's life changes when he meets Zoro, a member of the underground network gang 'SMILE'. But is it for the better? Or is it for the worst? Rated M for violence and sexual scenes later on.

For the ZoSan Valentine Exchange. This is for xpiester333x. Inspired by Starlight by Muse. It's not a forbidden love, nor is it terrible. But there would always be one problem between them. Always one. ZoSan. Sci-fi setting.

As they age everyone develops a mark which perfectly fits with that of their soul mate, but what happens when your mark and that of the boy you're in love with don't match at all? Zoro/Sanji Done for Teaseitmarknutt on tumblr for the Zosan valentines exchange. Unbelievably my valentine wanted AU angst, it must be fate!

Written right after I dreamt this having played too much walking dead and watched warm bodies in the same month. There's a zombie outbreak on the island and Zoro and Sanji get separated. Sanji is panicked and he's not sure if Zoro is dead or alive. (eventual Zosan) One Shot complete.

Fantasy AU: "Sanji's mouth was dry. What the hell was this? There weren't supposed to be elves in the forest land. All of them lived up on the higher grounds..." One species, two different views on life, a war no one knew about building up and the Elven Prince Sanji has found himself in the middle of it all. Eventual ZoSan. Rated M for later chapters.

Sanji plans a romantic movie magic moment for him and Zoro on New Year's Eve. Done for the Christmas Zosan Drabble exchange.

(For kumiko-sama-chan's exchange collection) In Raftel Mental Health Unit for Young People, thirteen year old Zoro finds Christmas again through the arrival of a new patient. (Warning: Mental health conditions are mentioned but are not heavily described). Rated T for now. One-shot.

Zoro is sick and Sanji is willing to make him feel better, as long as Zoro doesn't over-stress his voice. Not that either man would back down from a challenge. Some Sanzo feelings smut for you all.

AU Modern Day. ZoroXwinged!Sanji. For the past four years Sanji has been stuck in the bottom of Impel. He'd been tested on, experimented with, and tortured in every way he thought possible. But when he escapes and runs into a certain green-haired man he finds that the evil of Impel runs deeper than he could possibly imagine...

For muffingirlbethan's contest (if I'm not too late :/ ) AU. Werewolf! Zoro x Sanji

It's three in the morning, and Sanji had planned to be tipsy on good wine with a girl in each arm. Instead he had an arm limply slung over Zoro's shoulder as Zoro hauled his bleeding ass towards what he supposed was their hotel.

A gift fic for a friend of a friend who needed cheering up. A fic about Zoro's fight with Mihawk and what comes after. Zosan one shot

Sanji and Zoro take lunch together at home.

Now I know that from darkness comes light.

One shot fic request by wherethesunmeetsthemoon for Sanji's love of the ocean. So have some short Sanji/Ocean love. 3

Zoro still remembers that faraway summer day he spent with a stingy ass blonde and is getting so bad is interrupting his bedtime. He decides to forget, but will Sanji ever let him? Warnings: angst, language, of course malexmale sex.

A tale of all of Zoro's first kisses.

After two years of hard training and hell, Zoro and Sanji finally deepen their relationship. ZoSan, Warning for explicit sex and very light bondage!

In a world where Zoro isn't even a person any more can he ever be free or manage to do anything more than just survive? He should have known that he'd be bought eventually but this... isn't what he'd expected. Zoro/Sanji all reviews, thoughts and wild speculations awaited! Updating mostly weekly.

Inspired by a letter found on the dear one piece tumblr from Perona to Zoro. One shot

"Sanji hates Usopp right now, everything is completely his fault and he hates him. He hates his stupid face, his stupid lies, his stupid nose and most of all his stupid PLANTS!" Zosan, Plot? What Plot? One Shot.

Five times Zoro kisses Sanji before he finally kissed back.

Feelings are hard to figure out when you're in high school.

Psychic and Socially Awkward Penguin Zoro is just trying to get by in life without too many dead people bothering him. It's not like he wanted this or anything. But stupid pushy blond chefs don't take no for an answer. ZoSan

They're Nakama. They're supposed to watch each other's back. But after one irritating blonde saves his life, Zoro realizes just how often Sanji is looking out for him. He decides to return the favor, but finds it more difficult than he bargained for. SanjixZoro/ZoroxSanji COMPLETE

To get rid of his girlfriend, Sanji has to take desperate measures and grabs the first marimo he sees... Zoro/Sanji, rated M to be safe

When Sanji tries to mess with Zoro to get his attention, Zoro starts to mess with him. Short one-shot.

Sanji stays up at night to be able to talk to a stranger on the phone who tries an helps him with his insomnia. Warning: Explicit Zoro/Sanji.

Sanji needs a new suit and he needs it now... the only place open looks shabby as hell... but there's something in there he's taken a shine to...ZoSan NO LONGER A ONESHOT! WARNING - EXPLICIT CONTENT. I DONT OWN ONE PIECE

Ancient Japan. Samurai warriors, battles, traitors, lovers and haters. Can a Samurai and a fox sway the tide of battle when it counts most?

How can you be careful what you wish for if you don't know what it is you really want? ZoSan. Swearing. poem isn't mine but I won't tell you who's it is until the end, I don't wanna spoil any plot-points. Will eventually be bumped up to an M rating.

Because I've never actually read post time-skip stuff I made stuff up. Enjoy.

Nami finds a way to get Zoro and Sanji to admit how they feel about a lot of things. Warnings: Zoro/Sanji/Nami. MMF. Threesome. Language.

part of one of my 1000 words or less challenge because the things I write are too long. Prison AU! Zoro and Sanji are cell-mates who can't stand each other but decide to watch each other's back sorta, i did my best

So, he had a thing for mermaids, a fetish if you will. But that didn't mean that Sanji has a thing for Zoro at all, it's just… an unfortunately overlap of a fetish. ZoSan slash

When a sparkly prize catches a navigator's eyes, a sandcastle building we will go. However Sanji decides it's the perfect scenario to drive a certain Marimo up the freakin wall. Onesided SanjixZoro for comedic purposes. Or is it? *shifty eyes* ch 7 up

When Sanji and Zoro boarded the Titanic, they didn't think their lives would change so much in the course of just four days.

Sanji's lighters keep going missing. A sort of sequal to Reactions though you don't need to have read it . ZoSan established relationship

Sanji is happy to report that his food has never hurt anyone... until now. Zoro/Sanji slash.

Zoro is hit with a pollen that regresses him back to a more primal state. Now, as the crew gets used to their "Zoro-dog", Sanji gets used to having the swordsman follow him around everywhere. Rated M for brief sexuality.

Sanji gets a second chance to make the future one that he wants. Oneshot ZoSan

AU Zoro/Sanji Sanji was in an accident and has lost his memory. Now Zoro takes the painful steps of helping Sanji take back his life. Will the swordsman win back his love? Or is he doomed to be just a friend forever? WARNINGS: Yaoi, language, severe angst.

Sanji finally barricades himself in the kitchen after the others take advantage of it one time too many. Zoro didnt care what blondie did. Until Usopp makes a discovery that drives Zoro to the brink of madness. His only hope? Sanji. SanjixZoro *Finished*

Zoro dials a wrong number trying to get a hold of his friend, but it turns out to be kind of awesome.

AU, ZoSan. Chronicles the story of Zoro and Sanji as French noblemen in the 1700's. Romance, sap, angst, yaoi. COMPLETE.