RollyDolly
 Author has written 2 stories for Confessions of Georgia Nicolson. Bonjour My Petite Idiots! I don't really have any idea at all what to put here, NOPE, NILCH, ZIP, ZILCH, So I think I'll start by just rambling on about myself: Erm... ~ My real name is Echo. I LOBE my name, LOTS AND LOTS! I think it's vair vair unusual and suits me perfectley. ~ I am 14 years old, and I LOBE the entire Confession Of Georgia Nicholson Series! ~ I have a twin sister called Enna, and I also have too brothers Ridge (He's 2) and Bryden (He's 17). ~ I LOBE animals, I have a 4 dogs (Barley, Jake, Ace and Tex), I also have a 2 cats (Sootie and Astra). ~ I LOBE writing and drawring. ~ I have short blonde hair but it has natural brown streaks. I have deep blue eyes that are slightly transparent so when you look closely they are slightly red. I am rather tall and slim, I also wear glasses but I think they suit me. ~ I LOBE Strawberry's! ~ My Favourite Colour is ORANGE and my favourite word is POOF! ~ I LOBE Green eyes, I wish I had them, mine are vair boring and blue. ~ I also have many nicknames including, Ecca, Ho, Ec, Ecs, Flo (My sister calls me this, I don't no why), Eci, E and just plain Echo. Random Facts That Consist In The Theory Of My Universe - Also Know As The Best Extracts Of Random Converations 'Then, Yes. That proves all Irish people are leprechauns!' - Moi - While passing notes in Maths to Tom, we were talking about our randomley Irish teacher, wha happens to be small, ginger, and has a squeaky voice! We actually asked her where the pot of gold was and she told us to follow the yellow-brick road, and we thought that she was at least semi-sane before she said that... "No, Tom. It's not possible to lick my elbow!" - Enna, Tom Licks Enna's Elbow "Then explain how I did that?" - Tom Enna sighs in frustraition About 2 Minutes Later "Tom, How long have you been a contortionist?" - Cory "But, It's a HAPPY little piggy." - Alex "I was a monkey in my past-life, you know?" - Steph "You know it's not nice to hit people Matt, you should vent your anger using clickey pens instead..." - Ben Takes Pen Of Jess, clicks it, and jabs Ben with it" "I don't like my name, I think I might chang it?" - Sophie "To what?" - Moi "Smurfy!" - Sophie "WHAT!" - Jess "Well my name is Sophie, and that sort of sounds like Smurfy" - Sophie "I've always wanted a sapling..." - Cory "Why do you want a baby tree, man?" - Alex "I don't, I want a sapling, preferably a boy..." - Cory "Oh you mean a sibling?" - Enna "No." - Cory "So why d'ya want a baby tree?" - Alex "I told you, I don't. I want a sapling!" - Cory "Then enlighten us all on what you think a sapling is?" - Moi "An Indian." - Cory YOUR GUY SIDE: YOUR GIRL SIDE: Haha! I didn't know I was such a girl, I guess I've always been a little unusual! If you've ever had a conversation with someone else in your head, then suddenly started talking to them out loud, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever thought about something when you were talking about something else, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile. If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile. There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile. My best friend is insane! If you agree, or if you have an insane friend, then copy this to your profile. Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune. If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile. Too many kids and teenagers have smoked or tried marijuana. If you haven't, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile. If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile. Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile. If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile. Evening news is where they say, "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it's not. The dinosaur's extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide. Labels are for cans, and in case you haven't noticed, I'm not a can! Excuse me. Have you seen my sanity? I think I've lost it... Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us how to walk and talk, then the rest of our lives telling us to sit down and shut up. They say, "Guns don't kill people. People kill people." Well, I think the gun helps. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people. Don't take life too seriously; No one gets out alive. Earth is the insane asylum for the universe. I'm the kind of girl who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday. "God made man, and then he said, "I can do better than that," and made woman." - Adela Rodgers St. Johns "Whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried to slam a revolving door,"- Unknown “When there's a will, I want to be in it.” – Unknown Don't think of your self as an ugly person. Think of yourself as a beautiful monkey. "We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police do." Hippopotomonstrousaequipodaliophobic - Fear of long words. You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You jump off a cliff, I laugh even harder. My best friends are the kind that if my house were on fire, they'd be roasting marsh mellows and flirting with the firemen. Boys are like slinkys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs. I ran with scissors, and lived! I'm not prejudiced. I hate everyone equally. If two wrongs dont make a right, try three. Borrow money from pessimists- they dont expect to get it back! Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss. Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that. I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts. ~~ Favorites ~~ Color: Orange Band: too many too list :D Music Genre: mixed, anything but Rap really... Cartoon: Tom and Jerry (AWWW!), Or Scooby-Doo! (He-He I'm such a kid.) Fast Food Restaurant: KFC or Maccas! Food: Choclate, Ice-Cream... anything Sweet! Candy: Chocolate! ~~ Do You ~~ Have any siblings: Yes, A twin sister (Enna) and two brothers, (Ridgley and Bryden) Have any pets: Yip! 4 Dogs, two cats, and I help look after many many other animals! My Vati works in a Safari Park with my Uncle and sometimes I get to help look after the animals! Have a job: Nope! Have a cellphone: Yip! Have any special talents or skills: Lot's, Only Joking! But I do have many! Have any fears: Erm, Not really, I hate being afraid of things, I'm strange like that. I only have one, a recently discovered fear of horses, urgh! Shudders! I used to be scared of heights but Tom my best boy buddy helped me get over it, it was one day we were just talking, and he said, 'If I was dangling off a cliff would you save me?' and I said, 'I would like to but wouldn't have a chance because I wouldn't even go near the edge.' he asked, 'Why?' and I said, 'I'm terrified of heights.' He said, 'I thought you hated being afraid of things' I said, 'I am, this is one thing I can't seem to get over, I'm fine climbing up things, but can never seem to get down, once I see how high up I am...' He laughed and dragged me over to his house, we climbed onto the shed roof and he pushed me towards the edge, I instantly stepped back and screamed a bit, He laughed and took my hand and we walked up to the edge, he smiled at me and said, 'Your ready Ecs?' I said, 'For what?' He laughed and said, 'To jump idiot.' I shook my head but before I could protest further he shouted, '3...2...1...' and then jumped off the edge pulling me behind him. Worst and Best experience of my life, I got over my fear but was almost sick in the process...Trust Tom! Have a bedtime: Nah! Sing in the shower: No, I do blast my Music all round the bathroom though! Want to go to college: Yip! Studying Art or something like that... Get along with your parents: Of Course! Have any piercings: I have my ears and my navel pierced! Have any tattoos: Not Yet! I want one though! Swear: Sometimes, when I'm in one of my badder moods! Smoke: NEVER! My Grandma (On my Mutti's side) died because she smoked! Drink: Occasionally! Do Drugs: Hell NO! ~~ Love & All That Crap ~~ Ever been in love: Nope! Ever been dumped: No! ~~ This or That ~~ Fruit or Vegetable: Fruit! Of Couse! Black or White: Depends! Lights On or Lights Off: Light's on, I like to see where I'm going! TV or Movie: Movies! Car or Truck: Car! Cash or Check: Cash! Rock or Rap: Rock! Urgh, Rap! Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla! French Toast or French Fries: French Fries! Strawberries or Blueberries: Strawberries! I luuurve BlueBerries though! Cookies or Muffins: Both! Winter Break or Spring Break: Winter! hugs or Kisses: Both! --Have You Ever-- Danced in a public place: Many, Many times! Smiled for no reason: Yip! I do that constantly! Laughed so hard you cried: I nearly always cry when I laugh, or I fall over! Talked to someone you don't know: Yes, but they are normally scared of me, I only make friends with people who are madder than me! Drank alcohol: Ye! Done drugs: Nope! Partied 'til the sun came up: Me and Enna tried to once, when our perents went out of town, we invited ALL our friends over, they stayed the night and we were going to pull an all nighter, but Lucy and Sophie fell asleep at midnight, Carly and Steph fell asleep around 1am, Jess and most of the guys Alex, Cory, Ben and Jacob were alseep by 3am, and Me and Enna, we fell asleep at around 4am apparantley by the pool in our backgarden because Tom and Matthew had to carry us in or something so we didn't die of freezosity! I think Tom and Matthew managed to pull it off though because they were still awake when we woke up at 9am. Gotten a ticket: Nope! Been arrested: Almost! But it wasn't my fault! Me, Enna, Carly, Ben, Tom and Matthew were out on the feilds behind our houses and some elderly loon started screaming at us for being too noisy so late at night, it was only 6pm, it wasn't even dark, the police came up to us and we explained what happened and they said that the elderly loon was being elderly but in future could we keep the noise down and respect the elderly! Been convicted of a crime: Nah! Been in a wreck: Don't think so, I've been in some vair disaterous situations though! Been out of the country: Yip! 25 REASONS I OWE MY MOTHER 1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. 2. My mother taught me RELIGION. 3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. 4. My mother taught me LOGIC. 5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. 6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. 7. My mother taught t me IRONY. 8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. 9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. 10. My mother taught me about STAMINA. 11. My mother taught me about WEATHER. 12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. 13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. 14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. 15. My mother taught me about ENVY. 16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION . 17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. 18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. 19. My mother taught me ESP. 20. My mother taught me HUMOR. 21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. 22. My mother taught me GENETICS. 23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. 24. My mother taught me WISDOM. 25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE. |
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