Fav Quotes:

I shall call him Squishy and he shall be mine. And he shall be my Squishy.- Dory, Finding Nemo

-Lucky it's dark. I haven't blushed so much when Madame Pomfrey told me she liked my new earmuffs.- Dumbledore, Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone/Sorceror's stone

-Amelia Earhart: It's a matter of life and death!
The Thinker: I'll tell you what's a matter of life and death, that beautiful lady over there.
[statue of Aphrodite giggles]
The Thinker: Hey baby, check out the gun show going on over here. BOOM BOOM! Firepower!

Amelia Earhart: [Sees Kah Mun Rah's men approaching] Crimey, we're jimmy-jacked!
Larry Daley: Jimmy-jacked?
Amelia Earhart: It's the way I speak!
Larry Daley: Yeah, but that sounds made-up, even for you...
Amelia Earhart: [flatly] 'Oh no, our path has been blocked by bad people' what's the fun in that? The point is, we're not getting into 'Air and Space' right now.
Larry Daley: Yeah, you're right. We are...
Both: Jimmy-jacked...

Albert Einstein: [to Dexter and Able who are attacking Al Capone] You smack, you kick, you smack, you kick, you smack, you kick, team work, fellas, wonderbar

Kah Mun Rah: Are there any questions?
Al Capone: Yeah, I got one. How come you're wearing a dress?
Kah Mun Rah: This is not a dress. This is a tunic. It was the height of fashion 3,000 years ago, I assure you. Are there any other questions?
Ivan The Terrible: Da. This dress you're wearing, do we have to wear one of these, too?
Kah Mun Rah: Were you not listening? I just told Mr. Capone here that this not a dress. It is, in fact, a tunic. Very big difference. Are there any other questions.
[Napoleon raises his hand]
Kah Mun Rah: [getting annoyed] Are there any questions not about the dress?
[catching himself]
Kah Mun Rah: Tunic?
[Napoleon lowers his hand]

Kah Mun Rah: [to Jedediah in the birdcage] Why, they're no bigger than a tiny grain of couscous. Aren't you?
Jedediah: You know, two words come to mind when I hear you talk. "Delusional" and "weirdo". And if I had to say a third, "goofy." Just goofy.

Amelia Earhart: You haven't been able to take your cheaters off my chassis since we met.
Larry Daley: I literally didn't understand a word you just said.

Sailor Joey Motorola: [sees Kah Mun Rah's men] What am I looking at here, Mardi Gras? Where unit are you from?
Larry Daley: Uh, I'm from Brooklyn.
Sailor Joey Motorola: Brooklyn? Im from flatbush! Hey fellas, these so-and-sos are tryin' to rough up my pal here just because he's from Brooklyn!- Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian

-"You are without doubt the worst pirate I've ever heard of."
"But you have heard of me." -- Norrington & Jack

"One question about your business, boy. There's no use going. This girl.. How far are you willing to go to save her?"
"I'd die for her."
"Oh, good. No worries then." -- Jack & Will

"This is either madness or brilliant."
"It's remarkable how often those two traits coincide." -- Will & Jack

"Why is the rum gone?"
"One: It is a despicable drink that turns even the most respectable men into complete scoundrels. And two: I've created a column of smoke that rises a thousand feet in the air. My father's ships will be combing the area. Do you think there is even a chance they won't see it?"
"... but why is the rum gone?" -- Jack & Elizabeth

"Is Elizabeth safe?"
"Yes, she's safe as I promised, she's going to marry the Commadore as she promised, and you're going to die for her as you promised. You see we're all men of honor, except Elizabeth, who is, in fact, a woman." -- Will & Jack

"Me, I'm dishonest, and with a dishonest man you can always trust him to be dishonest. Honestly. It's the honest ones you have to watch out for, because you never know when he's going to turn around and do something incredibly stupid!" -- Jack

"Down to the depths with them that thought o' 'parley'."
"That'll be the French." -- Pirate & Jack

You want pain? Try wearing a corset! -- Elizabeth

If anyone even thinks of 'parley', I'll have their guts for garters! -- Pirate

[During the Black Pearl's battle with the HMS Interceptor, after a cannonball from the Interceptor smashes into the Pearl] Stop blowing holes in my ship! Jack Sparrow

Now, bring me that horizon...[hums "A Pirate's Life for Me"]...and really bad eggs...drink up, me hearties, yo ho! Jack Sparrow

Turner: [After just being beaten by Jack Sparrow] You cheated! Jack Sparrow: [Smugly] Pirate!

Mullroy: [Seeing Sparrow on the Interceptor] Oi! You! Get away from there! You don't have permission to be aboard there, mate! [Murtogg and Mullroy run to and board the Interceptor, aiming their rifles at Sparrow] Jack Sparrow: I'm sorry, it's just such a pretty boat. Ship! Mullroy: What's your name? Jack Sparrow: Smith. Or Smithy, if you'd like. Mullroy: What's your purpose in Port Royal, Mr. Smith? Murtogg: Yeah, and no lies! Jack Sparrow: Well, then, I confess. It is my intention to commandeer one of these ships, pick up a crew in Tortuga, raid, pillage, plunder and otherwise pilfer my weaselly black guts out. Murtogg: I said "no lies!" Mullroy: I think he's telling the truth. Murtogg: If he was telling the truth, he wouldn't have told us. Jack Sparrow: Unless of course, he knew you wouldn't believe the truth even if he told it to you.- Pirates of the Carrabean: Curse of the Black Pearl

-Why is the rum always gone? [Stands up and then staggers] Oh. That's why. Jack Sparrow

Have you not met Will Turner? He's noble, heroic, terrific soprano, worth at least four souls... maybe three and a half. And did I happen to mention he's in love? ... With a girl. Due to be married. Betrothed. Dividing him from her and her from him would only be half as cruel as actually allowing them to be joined in holy matrimony, eh? Jack Sparrow

[Sing-song voice] I've got a jar of dirt! I've got a jar of dirt, and guess what's inside it! Jack Sparrow

[After his jar of dirt breaks, searching through the contents] Where is it? Where's the thump-thump? Jack Sparrow

[Last lines to the Kraken] Hello, beastie. Jack Sparrow

Jack Sparrow: Gentlemen, what do keys do? Leech: Keys... unlock... things? Gibbs: [catching on] And whatever this key unlocks, inside there's something valuable... So, we're setting out to find whatever this key unlocks? Jack Sparrow: No. If we don't have the key, we can't open whatever it is we don't have that it unlocks. So what purpose would be served in finding whatever need be unlocked... which we don't have... without first having found the key what unlocks it? Gibbs: So, we're going after this key! Jack: You're not making any sense at all, mate.

Jack Sparrow: Bootstrap? Bill Turner? Bootstrap Bill: You look good, Jack. Jack Sparrow: Is this a dream? Bootstrap Bill: [confused] No. Jack Sparrow: I thought not. If it was, there'd be rum.- Pirates of the Carrabean (all of them i think)

In Remembrance:

In Remembrance to Severus Snape,
A Slytherin who died like a Gryffindor, for his Lily may he have been forgiven in the end,

In Remembrance to Fred Weasley,
Who fought bravely to the very end,
And whose jokes will forever brighten his other half,
And will loyally await his soul mate and brother,
With many jokes,
He's got forever to think of them, right?

In Remembrance to Dobby,
Who was more free and full of love,
Than any elf, and most humans; a truely free elf may he rest in peace!

In Remembrance to Remus J. Lupin,
The last real Marauder,
Who was not just a wonderful father,
An incredible husband and a brave hero,
But an awesome warewolf too,

In Remembrance to Nymphadora Tonks,
Who died for the greater good, leaving behind the second mauraders son,
And would probably hex me for calling her Nymphadora,

In Remembrance to Alastair 'Mad Eye' Moody,
Who's motto 'Constance Vigilance' kept him alive,

In Remembrance to Tom Marvolo Riddle, A.K.A Voldemort,
Who was pretty cool and cute when he was younger,
But who got his ass kicked thoroughly in the end,

In Remembrance to Bellatrix Lestrange,
Because it was awesome how Molly Weasley got her with the Avada Kedavra,
She deserved everything she got in the end,

In Remembrance to Colin Creevey,
Who we really didn't know too well,
But took a lot of pictures and died fighting in the war,
So he must've done something good...
Besides stalking Harry,

In Remembrance to Hedwig,
Harry's first real friend,
Who lived and died soaring in the night sky.

If you cried during/after reading Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, copy this to your profile

If you loved DH, HBP, OotP, GoF, PoA, CoS, and SS/PS, and know what all those initials stand for, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you cried when Fred Weasley died (in Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows), and not afraid to admit it, copy, paste this on your profile.

If you cried when Dobby died (in Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows), copy and paste this into your profile

If you love Harry Potter, copy this into your profile.

If you always mentally make the Sirius "serious" pun whenever somebody says, "I'm serious!" copy and paste this into your profile.

If you read Deathly Hallows in under a week, copy and paste this (Try 10 hours!)

If you think Remus Lupin deserves more cuddles than Jacob Black, copy this to your profile.

If you wanted to punch Remus Lupin in the gut for thinking that he was "too old" for Tonks, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you agree that Tonks is a way better nickname than Dora (as in Nymphadora), copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you agree Pansy Parkinson should be sent to a Dog Kennel, copy and paste this to your profile.

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

Post this in your profile if you believe Homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it.

I'm not lesbian but I still think Homophobia is wrong.