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Joined 02-06-10, id: 2244578, Profile Updated: 02-07-10

Here is some stuff about me...

Name: Jayne is what I'm called

Age: 1995

Location: Not Telling! :P

Have You Ever?

Eaten a raw egg? No But on the 15 I throug them at my friend in a war. Colored your entire face with a Sharpie? No But I colored half with a blood red sharp :D
Been head butted so hard that you passed out? Uhhh no!
Glued your fingers together with super glue? Not on purpose!
Glued your lips together with super glue? No Punched an old lady? No...
Made out with the same gender? Never...
Made out with the opposite gender? You never asked :C

Do you...

Play guitar? Nope
Play something in the school band? Never.
Wear your mother's clothes when she's not home? No... that'd be weird...
Wear your father's clothes when he's not home? Uhhh that'd be even weirder!

Love Lindor Truffles? Huh what are those.
Have any siblings? Yes, an older sister. She's Leo Lachance

Are You This or That or Both?

Boy or girl? Girl (I wanna see someone say both!)
Tall or short? Tall
Timid or outgoing? Timid.
Loving or hateful? Neither, I mean both. Depends on my mood.
Brave or cowardly?Unknow Single or taken? Single,but wanna be taken

Random Questins

What type of deodorant do you use? Teen Spirt Does it work well? No Do you dye your hair? What color? No But I want it to be Green What do you look forward to? Being able to drive. What's your favorite TV show? Geoge Lopzes
Do you wear make up? Lipstick but that's all.
Do you believe in stereotypes? Not really...
Do you have pictures of your friends hanging up in your room? I don't take pictures of people. Hugs not drugs, yes? Yes

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...

You talk to yourself a lot. (Alot meaning all the time...)

You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (e.g. 'Why do I constantly ask my self random things?')

When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (e.g. 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean someone's liver?')

After uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow,this stuff is great for sugar highs...'

You live off of sugar and caffeine (the two greatest things ever discovered!)

You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then disappear off the face of the earth.

You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.

When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.

You tend to collect Bic Stics off the ground like picking pennies off the ground.

No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.

The letters on your keyboard are wearing off. (Well, not really, but some of my keys are getting worn out and not working right. )

Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.

People think you have A.D.D.

You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.

You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.

You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason

Your friends stopped looking at you funny when you laugh for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.

And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101.

(copy that into you're profile if you fit one or more of the descriptions)

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Mistakes by Scythe Arainai reviews
Mia chose Alistair to become king, then everyone thought Mia died in the battle against the archdemon, when Mia shows up 19 years later how will that affect Alistair's life? Please read, Leo Lachance is writing it with me.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,148 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/13/2010 - Published: 2/7/2010 - Cousland, Alistair
Shadowstep: Dead and Hating It by Mister Buch reviews
Selected entries from the diary of Booch Mishtar, Cyrodiil's most irritable adventurer. Chronicling his rise to mediocrity in the Dark Brotherhood and his transformation into Cyrodiil's most irritable vampire.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 6,856 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/13/2009 - Published: 5/6/2009 - Complete