Hi! ok, I think a bit about myself is in order.

Name: Johanna. but I hate that name. Call me Joey.

Age: Just turned 14 BOOYAH.

normal obsessions: harry potter, pokemon (it's no longer recent), anime, manga, other...random...things -twitch twitch-

I HAVE BAD NEWS FOR YOU ALL! now i don't know HOW this started, but i am DETERMINED to end it. what's this about FALKNER and MORTY?! and for that matter, VOLKNER and FLINT?! ok, HELL no. those four jhoto/sinnoh resident bad asses are in NO WAY in a romantic relationship. there's more of a chance of a ho-oh evolving into pikachu. now let me explain:

MORTY AND FALKNER ARE NOT IN LOVE. I'M PRETTY SURE THAT'S ILLEGAL.

VOLKNER AND FLINT ARE BEST FRIENDS. NOT LOVERS.

I HAVE HORRIBLE HORRIBLE DISGUSTING NEWS. SOMEONE MADE A DAWNxGARITINA FIC. NO. JUST... NO. THERE'S A LINE. YOU JUST CROSSED IT. FOR CHRISTS SAKE IT'S A POKEMON. SIKKO.

what is with people and pairings such as these?!

shippings i support:

pokeshipping (AWWW!)

contestshipping (ya gotta love drew.)

ikarishipping (well... opposites DO attract...)

senirasushipping (hey, candice can keep volkner less bored and... volkner like... ._.' plus sunnyshore would LOVE it if their gym leader didn't cause power outages every five seconds!)

mossshipping (AWWW! SO CUTE!!)

rocketshipping (come on, if you don't see rocketshipping in like every scene with jessie and james, you must be blind!)

umm... others i don't know the names of? o_o'

shippings that i make a little part of me die everytime i see them:

advacedshipping (NO! GOD NO! PLEASE, STOP THE TORTURE!)

pearlshipping (...i feel my IQ dropping already...)

scarfshipping (WTF?! NO, YOUNG ONES, NO!)

cookieshipping (pedo harley is not)

rangershipping (no, just...no)

penguinshipping (NEVER! NOTTACHANCE IN HELL! a level 5 bulbasaur has more of a chance against a level 100 charizard. and trust me. that bulbasaur is going to LOSE.)

rivalshipping (NO LITTLE CONFUSED ONES NO!)

orangeshipping (umm...yeah no. go get your brain checked. like, now.)

basically, anything that makes my favorite ships immpossible.

shippings i'm ok with but still don't like. at all.:

palletshipping (i've found some really funny ones that make the horror ok)

ok, umm... now that thats out of the way. favorite quotes.

pokemon

misty: AWWW! it must be nice to have older brothers!

ash: you could pass as my older brother...

-misty hits ash-

brock: grasshopper had little sense but big mouth

whitney: alright, lets go through the automatic doors!

-ash and friends crash into doors-

whitney: oops, i guess they weren't all that automatic after all...

james: i must have lost 20 pounds so far!

meowth: and you've already lost your mind!

jessie: and i'm losing my patience, so just SHUT UP and keep pedeling!

eargon

brom: 1 part brave, three parts fool

my friends

me: -rifiling through hadleys fridge-

hadley: -walks in-

me: -blinks- oh. hi. you're home early.

me and phoebe: -signing 'this side of paradise' from destiny deyoxys loudly and off key-

my mom: IF YOU TWO DON'T SHUT UP, I'M BURNING THAT SIDE OF PARADISE AND MAKING YOU WATCH BARNEY FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIVES!!

me: -watching pokemon-

phoebe: WHAT THE- GREG!! I NEVER SAID I'D TRADE MY CHARIZARD! GIVE IT BACK, ASSHAT!

greg: NEVER!! YOU GOT THAT THING TO LEVEL 100! IT'S MINE NOW, BITCH!

me: -turns attention to the fight that starts because of this- -looks at kendall- isn't it ironic that this is the episode ash leaves his charizard at charizard valley?

phoebe: -trying to figure out where to get an eevee in pokemon red- jeez, i know it's around here somewhere...

me: didn't you already get one? check your pc.

phoebe: now that's just silly, i didn't save th- -gameboy gets snatched by greg-

greg: -goes to pc and shows her eevee-

phoebe: are you fricking serious?!

me: -after getting up at 7:30 on a Saturday to watch pokemon- what the?! i got up at 7:30 for THIS?!

it was the episode where ash meets dawn- aka WORST. EPISODE. EVER.

phoebe: -watching me and greg have a pokemon battle-

me: -has flareon use flame wheel of venusaur who has a good 20 levels on it-

greg: -venasaur gets burned, then faints. i win-

phoebe: oh you just got BURRNNEEDDD.

phoebe: -seeing her first D&P episode- WTF IS THIS?! THAT'S A DUMBER, WEAKER, DIFFERENT-LOOKING VERSION OF MAY!! BULLCRAP!!

Diplomacy is the art of saying "Nice doggie!" till you can find a rock

If you're too open minded, your brains will fall out.

If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried before.

Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that life is serious.

Middle age is when broadness of the mind and narrowness of the waist change places.

It is bad luck to be superstitious.

Nostalgia isn't what it used to be.

Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid doing altogether.

It's always best to have good manners, or at least fast reflexes.

The test of any good fiction is that you should care something for the characters; the good to succeed, the bad to fail. The trouble with most fiction is that you want them all to land in hell, together, as quickly as possible.
Mark Twain

I have the heart of a small boy. It is in a glass jar on my desk.
Stephen King

Nothing shows a man's character more than what he laughs at.

"In the beginning, the universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and is widely regarded as a bad move."
Douglas Adams

A good man has few enemies. A ruthless man has none.

Common sense is what tells us the earth is flat.

555 -- The number of the wannabeast

War doesn’t determine who’s right. War determines who’s left.

It’s not cheating unless you get caught.

Ignorance killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

The very fact that we have not been contacted proves life is intelligent on other planets

A single death is a tragedy; a million deaths is a statistic.

The walls we build around us to keep sadness out also keeps out the joy.

Usually when people are sad, they don't do anything. They just cry over their condition. But when they get angry, they bring about a change.

I can see a world without hate, without violence and without war. Then I can see us bombing that world because they wouldn't expect it.

The Light at the end of the tunnel is only the light of an oncoming train.

If there is a possibility of several things going wrong, the one that will cause the most damage will be the one to go wrong.

If there is a worse time for something to go wrong, it will happen then.

If anything simply cannot go wrong, it will anyway.

If you perceive that there are four possible ways in which a procedure can go wrong, and circumvent these, then a fifth way, unprepared for, will promptly develop.

Left to themselves, things tend to go from bad to worse.

You laugh I laugh, you cry I cry. You Jump of a bridge, I paddle my way down there and save your retarded ass.

Oh it was just me... trying to practice my... Evil laughter?

Love is like a snowmobile racing across the tundra and then suddenly it flips over, pinning you underneath it. Soon at night the ice weasels come out... yep, your doomed for all eternity...

You laugh now, but will you be laughing when I crawl out from under your bed?

When I can't sleep, I count the buckles on my straight jacket...

Star Wars is like duct tape, it has a dark side, a light side, and it holds the universe together!

Some people are like slinkies, not really good for anything, but you can't help but laugh when one tumbles down the stairs.

Quit shaking my yogurt, you'll make it turn evil!

AH! My arm is alive, look at it twitch, HOLY HELL, IT'S LIKE JELLO!

You injured my salad bowl, oh how cruel can a person be?

If I don't come out with my hands up, I'm coming in after me!

Last night I was looking up at the stars wondering... WHERE THE HECK IS MY CEILING?

The word "politics" is derived from the word "poli", meaning "many", and "tics", meaning "small, blood-sucking parasites".

You laugh at me because i'm crazy, I laugh at you because there's an invisible leprechaun on your shoulder!

Before you judge a person, walk a mile in his shoes. After that it doesn't matter. You're a mile away from him and you got his shoes!

Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

Life is short. Read fast.

I didn't lose my mind - I sold it on E-Bay!

I do whatever my Rice Krispies tell me to.

Whoever said nothing was impossible never tried slamming a revolving door...

I'm a palm reader: Gasp! You're going to die! But don't worry, you'll live through it.

I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.

I know Karate, Kung Fu, and 47 other dangerous words...

Never judge a book by it's movie.

You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.

Sorry, but my karma just ran over your dogma!

"Some people say I have A.D.D I don't ha-OH LOOK A CHICKEN!"

Sure there have been injuries and deaths - but none of them serious.

Careful, or you'll end up in my novel.

The world is more like it is now then it ever has before.
All trespassers will be shot on sight. All survivors will then be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law. Have a nice day.

"Do not pity the dead, pity the living, and above all, those who live without cookies!"

Lead me not into temptation... Especially bookstores.

"If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be called research."- Albert Einstein.

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

Smile, and the world will smile with you. Laugh and they'll all think your on drugs.

You say physco like it's a bad thing... XD

They say the truth will set you free. But then why is it that every time I tell the truth I get sent to my room?

When they put unknown at the end of a quote, that means they probably don't no how to spell anonymous.

You're slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter.

The whole world is going to hell and I'm driving the bus.

Does the noise in my head bother you?

There are somethings in life that money can't buy, for everythng else, there's theft and murder.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which is good. If you are weird and PROUD OF IT!!copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this onto your profile.

If you know someone who should get run over a bus, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa, copy this onto your profile.

If you or your best friend is insane, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever run into a wall when looking at someone else, and they saw you , copy this onto your profile.

If you think those kids should just give up and give Lucky his damn cereal back copy this onto your profile.

If you have sat in class and poked the person in front of you just for fun, copy this onto your profile.

If you think those stupid kids should just give that God- forsaken rabbit some Trix and get on with their lives, copy this onto your profile.

If you have fallen UP the stairs, copy this onto your profile.

If you are obsessed with something considered childish for your age copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever gone from disliking someone to going insane cause their NOT around copy this onto your profile.

THINGS YOU DON"T WANT TO HEAR DURING SUGURY
1.OOPS!
2.Has anybody survived 500ml of this stuff before?
3.if this is his spleen, then what's that?
4.come back here with that, bad dog!
5.DAMN! page 47 of the manual is missing!
6.wait a minute, my manual doesn't say that.
7.What edition is your manual?
8.Steril, schmerial.
9.the floors clean,right?
10.nurse, could you stop that thing from beating? it's throwing my concentraion off.
11.let's hurry this up, i don't want to miss Baywatch.
12.FIRE FIRE! EVERYBODY GET OUT!

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't copy this onto profile.

If you have ever run up a down escalator or vice versa, copy this onto your profile!

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question(man, been there, done that!), copy this onto your profile!

If your profile is long copy this just so you can say it's longer.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said 'pull' or vice versa, copy this onto your profile.

If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy this onto your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you've ever busted a move/ burst into song, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have a fanfiction account, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like reading other people's fanfics better than writing your own, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have run into a tree, put this on your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, put this on your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.

REMEMBER WHEN ..
getting HiGH meant swinging at a playground?
the worst thing you could get from a boy was c0otiEs?
when )m 0 m( was your hero
and 'D a D' was the boy you were gonna marry?
when your W0RST ENEMiES were your siblings
and rAcE iSsuEs were about who ran fastest?
when - WAR- was a card game
and life was simple and care free?
remember when all you wanted to do
WAS GROW UP?

Put This In Your Profile If You're Still 5 Inside...No Matter How Old You Are Now

Too many kids and teenagers have smoked or tried marijuana. If you haven't, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you dislike those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile

If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this in your profile.

Guys don't fall for me; I trip them.

Shhhhh... I'm plotting.

Please note: Christmas is canceled. Apparently you told Santa you had been good this year. He died laughing.

Be optimistic. All the people you hate are eventually going to die.

Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.

If you have ever been hit in the face with a ball and started laughing maniacally, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you're a girl and you've ever beaten a guy in an arm wrestling match copy this into your profile

If you've ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever ridden an elevator up and down for no apparent reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever threatened a computer or video game console, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever crashed into a wall while you were sugarhigh, copy onto profile, sharpie counts too!

If you have ever said something that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you and/or your best friend is insane, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy and past this into your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do...

If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

Friends or best friends

FRIENDS:never ask anything to eat or drink

BESTFRIENDS: Help themselves and is the reason you never have any food

FREINDS:Call your parents M. Mrs and grandma and grandpa

BESTFRIENDS: Call your parents MOM and DAD GRAMPS AND GRANDPA

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail

BESTFRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying DAM we really messed up

FRIENDS: Never seen you cry

BESTFRIENDS: Wont tell anyone else you cry... just laugh about it when your not down anymore

FRIENDS: Ask you to write down you number

BESTFRIENDS: Has you on speed dial

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff and gives it back a few days later

BESTFRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "my bad .. here's a tissue"

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you

BESTFRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography about your life

FREINDS: Will leave you behind if that's what everyone else is doing

BESTFRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd asses that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door

BESTFRIENDS: Would walk right in and say,"I'M HOME"

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell

BESTFRIENDS: Already know not to tell

FRIENDS: Are through high school /college (drinking buddies)

BESTFRIENDS: Are for life

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away when they think you've had enough

BESTFRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say,"Girl drink the rest of that you know we don't waste

FREINDS: Will ignore this

BESTFRIENDS: Will repost this shit

they laugh because i'm different

i laugh because their all the same

insane? meh. we prefer 'mentally hilarious'

if a house was burning down, my friends would be the ones roasting marshmallow's and checking out the firemen

I'M NOT CRAZY!

my reality is just

DIFFERENT

then yours :)

My life is one of those

YOU HAD TO BE THERE

jokes

I'm a simple creature;

give me coffee and i'll be loyal for life

Wow!

that was

THE MOST

AH-MAZING

awkward silence ever

When it rains on your parade

BRING OUT THE SLIP'N'SLIDE

I'm single.

And you're gonna hafta be

PRETTY FRICKING AWESOME

to change that.

Life isn't passing me by.

It's trying to run me over.

When life gives you lemons

make orange juice.

Then, sit back

and watch the world wonder at how you did it

The voices may not be real

but the have some pretty good ideas

Guns don't kill people

Gaping holes in peoples vital organs kill people

Life needs

BACKGROUND MUSIC

I'm not quite...

I'm PLOTTING

50 years from now,

looking back on your life,

don't you wanna be able to say

you had the courage

to get in the car?

the word 'gullible' is not in the dictionary.

DON'T BELIEVE ME?!

LOOK. IT. UP.

When everythings coming your way

YOUR IN THE WRONG LANE

GOOD GIRLS

are

BAD GIRLS

that don't get caught

CAUTION!!

Setting people on fire is basically my solution for

EVERYTHING.

Failtacular:

a fail so epic

it's almost a win

Note to self:

It's illegal to stab people for being

STUPID

NEVER TAKE A SLEEPING PILL

AND A LAXATIVE

ON THE SAME NIGHT

Good friends don't let you do stupid things...

alone

I choose the road less traveled.

Now

WHERE THE HELL AM I?!

Operation: this will most likely end badly

is a go

Life is a journey

Not to arrive safely at the finish in a well preserved body

But rather to skid in sideways worn out and exhausted shouting

HOLY SHIT! WHATTA RIDE!

STAPLE GUNS

BECAUSE DUCT TAPE DOESN'T MAKE THAT

KA-CHUNK

SOUND

Don't trust anything that bleeds for 5 days and doesn't die.

Said Gryffindor, "We'll teach all those with brave deeds to their name."

I'm 90/100 GRYFFINDOR!! (AHAHA, I'M CANNON FODDER!!)

Students of Gryffindor are typically brave, daring, and chivalrous

I'm also 79/100 Hufflepuff (FIND!! moral obligation, you wouldn't understand)

69/100 Slytherin (...yuuussss. :D)

and 62/100 Ravenclaw (I'M PLENTY SMART. JUST NOT...WISE...-twitch-)