Some Interesting quotes:

You can't be late until you show up.

War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left.

Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.

You can go anywhere you want if you look serious and carry a clipboard.

The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

Anyone who uses the phrase "easy as taking candy from a baby" has never tried taking candy from a baby.

My dad wants to show he's not mad by taking you out hunting with him.

Worst excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn't find anyone to copy from.

Rule for ensemble playing: If you play a wrong not, give a nasty look to one of your partners.