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Author has written 13 stories for Dragon Age, Bones, Lord of the Rings, Harry Potter, Thor, Avengers, and Mass Effect. Okay, so I'm kinda insecure about posting all my stuff on here. (I don't know when i write i feel it too, so it feels like your reviewing me as well as my writing. I don't know, I'm weird.) But anyway. I am useless with updating (I will get there eventually... I hope.) But i try to keep upp with it. I tend to go through fazes. Right now, mass effect is everything. a few months ago it was the avengers, before that Harry Potter... So I'll update depending on my ...theme I guess. I'm sorry if that annoys you, but it's just how I work. About me: Name: Jess Age: 18 Home: I live in wales, a rather wet country. Random facts about me: I'm rather short (5'2"). I kick ass at paint balling. My xbox is literally my life right now, especially mass effect and Dragon age. (GARRUS! ALISTAIR! FENRIS!) I love to draw, paint, sketch, write, doodle, anything creative, but I also love science and the workings of everything. I procrastinate like it's going out of fashion so, that's why I suck at updates. I'm really nervous when talking to people, so much so, I stutter like no ones business. On going: Of tricks and magic black wolf not a burden for you to bare the secrets that haunt us On hiatus: everything else. | |||||||
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In Darkness Light Prevails by regular daydreamer reviews
*REWRITING* When a mysterious woman from the past shows up in the Shire to help Frodo Baggins, no one knows the story and power behind her. 10th Walker. Hopefully no Mary Sue. Legolas/OC Aragorn/Arwen.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,707 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 1/11/2018 - Published: 4/14/2011 - Aragorn, Legolas
Tranquility by iceangelmkx reviews
Nearly a year after the Reaper War, Shepard and Garrus find a new home that's located somewhere not-so-warm and tropical. Contains a series of stories of domestic life post-ME3. FINAL TWO CHAPTERS POSTED!
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 181,519 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 327 - Follows: 363 - Updated: 6/21/2017 - Published: 2/4/2013 - [Shepard (F), Garrus V.] - Complete
Early Days by Caraine reviews
A collection of fluff oriented one-shots following the developing friendship between Elissa and Alistair as they journey across Ferelden in their fight against the Blight. Prequel of sorts to "Burdens and Bonds".
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 81,197 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 12/28/2016 - Published: 4/27/2013 - [Cousland, Alistair]
Simply the Facts by luckycharms92 reviews
Angela's favorite cousin is in town and the whole team, including the interns, get to have their dose of the confusing girl. However, amidst her fun, does she end up falling for one or is something holding her back?
Bones - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 31,563 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 7/4/2016 - Published: 2/28/2011 - V. Nigel/Murrey, Zach A.
Intercept by Plantress reviews
Post ME3. Hannah Shepard runs into Garrus Vakarian while visiting her daughter in the hospital. Dealing with her daughter's alien boyfriend is the last thing she expected to be doing that day.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 80,677 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 297 - Updated: 10/6/2014 - Published: 5/13/2012 - Garrus V., Shepard (F)
Ante Up by GreenMamba5 reviews
With his family aboard the Normandy, Garrus finds it difficult to keep his relationship with Shepard a secret. Currently undergoing for editing. Expect changes in chapters and content!
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 195,026 - Reviews: 819 - Favs: 1,136 - Follows: 1,313 - Updated: 8/3/2014 - Published: 1/30/2012 - Garrus V., Shepard (F)
To Conspire With an Antivan by Lilou88 reviews
Isabela knows Hawke still cares for Fenris after all this time, even if she'd never admit it. Feed up with seeing her friend so depressed, she decides to take matters into her own hands. When Hawke's group comes across a certain former assassin from her past, Isabela quickly hatches a plan with his help to get the mage the attention she deserves.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 61,147 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 272 - Updated: 7/29/2014 - Published: 12/3/2012 - [Fenris, Hawke (F)] Zevran A.
Why Detective, You Shouldn't Have! by LibraMoon reviews
Shepard just wanted to drink the rejection away. Until Detective Chellick asked for her help. It wasn't supposed to be like this! Fem/ShepxGarrus Jealous Garrus, and mentions of onesided Garrus/Tali
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 63,290 - Reviews: 352 - Favs: 458 - Follows: 572 - Updated: 7/22/2014 - Published: 7/19/2011 - Shepard (F), Garrus V.
Just Like Old Times by tarysande reviews
Garrus Vakarian's past and present, told through interconnected short stories one letter of the alphabet at a time.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 54,228 - Reviews: 314 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 2/20/2013 - Published: 10/17/2012 - Garrus V., Shepard (F) - Complete
Ugly Like a Turian by fourthage reviews
Thanks to some eavesdropping, Shepard discovers that Garrus's scars do not go over well amongst his own kind. She thinks his kind is full of it, and sets out to prove that to Garrus.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,365 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 25 - Published: 2/11/2013 - [Garrus V., Shepard (F)] - Complete
The Wolf's Imprint by Arcane of Thedas reviews
Out of a simple act of forgetfulness, an intense and all-consuming romance ensues between F!Hawke and the strange, "tattooed" man with the strange, foreign name. Rated M for obvious reasons.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 48 - Words: 143,757 - Reviews: 291 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 2/6/2013 - Published: 11/5/2011 - Fenris, Hawke (F) - Complete
Bed Rest by fourthage reviews
Even in the future, the common cold can still make a person miserable. Shepard is grumpy and Garrus sees that she follows the doctor's orders.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,657 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/5/2013 - [Garrus V., Shepard (F)] - Complete
When Two Are One by RewindedMiracle reviews
"If things were perfect, we wouldn't have met." Blossoming love with a little trial and error. AU! Rating changed to M for future content.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 75,779 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 12/30/2012 - Published: 6/26/2010 - [Alistair, Cousland] - Complete
Mass Effect: Interceptor by Mothbanquet reviews
Six months before the events of Mass Effect, a young turian named Arlen Kryik is recruited into an elite C-Sec unit known as the Interceptors, a cadre of agents responsible for hunting fugitives throughout the galaxy. Partnered with veteran agent Garrus Vakarian, Arlen quickly becomes embroiled in a terrorist plot to destroy the Council and plunge the galaxy into chaos...
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 44 - Words: 316,897 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 12/3/2012 - Published: 4/22/2011 - Garrus V., Nihlus K., Primarch Adrien Victus, OC - Complete
Earth Angel by The Red Celt reviews
Fill for the kinkmeme: It's mid-1950s or so, and FemShep is unexpectedly visited one night by an alien invader, which just happens to be Garrus on a recon mission. Garrus is so intrigued that they develop a secret adorable and provocative relationship. Rated M for adult-type stuff in chapter 3 and language.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,655 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 34 - Published: 9/29/2012 - Shepard (F), Garrus V., Shepard (M), Joker - Complete
Impossibilities by RebelATS reviews
Shepard is feeling ill and goes to Mordin for answers. But when the news that Shepard is pregnant comes out, both she and Garrus have nothing but questions. Their concerns become more apparent as Shepard goes through complications. Will it be worth it?
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,380 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 5/22/2012 - Published: 6/27/2011 - [Shepard (F), Garrus V.]
Black Sheep by itneverends reviews
Karida Talon-Lestrange is starting her fifth year at Hogwarts, along with the famous trio and Draco Malfoy. As she begins her new year at Hogwarts, she starts to feel uncomfortable with where the Hat sorted her. ON TEMPORARY HIATUS :
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 31,219 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 4/9/2012 - Published: 8/11/2011 - OC, George W.
Barrel Boy by SkiesOverGideon reviews
The Couslands visited Redcliffe when Elissa was five. Shenanigans ensued.
Dragon Age - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,254 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/13/2011 - Alistair, Cousland - Complete
The Prince and the Nightingale by Melusine6619 reviews
MEFA 2011 2nd Place, in Category: Incomplete: General. He was a prince of Mirkwood; she was the daughter of his father's captain. He's known her all her life, but can he stop seeing her as a child and recognize what was always meant to be? Legolas/OFC
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 31,065 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 8/9/2011 - Published: 6/9/2011 - Legolas - Complete
Puddle by ConstantlySleepy reviews
AU Tony and Pepper meet as teenagers. Pepperony! R&R
Ironman - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,512 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 5/13/2011 - Published: 5/6/2011 - A. E. Stark/Tony, V. Potts/Pepper
Veni, Vidi, Bibi by CouslandSpitFire reviews
F!Cousland/Alistair and general party banter; A tavern, some beer, much giggling and a bit of racism. This is a story of how they came, they saw and they drank. Prequel to "Definitely Undrunk"
Dragon Age - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,521 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/27/2011 - Alistair, Cousland - Complete
Definitely Undrunk by CouslandSpitFire reviews
F!Cousland/Alistair;Sexual Content When Alistair finds himself and the Warden in a room in the town's little tavern,he is quite sure that he is not as drunk as she is. When she starts to tease him, though, who is he to resist? He is a weak man, after all
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,700 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/20/2011 - Cousland, Alistair - Complete
Vengence and Guilt by MyAshestoAshes reviews
Elissa Cousland has killed Howe and taken the Vengence she's longed for. But it doesn't make anything right again. Alistair comes to see if she is alright after Fort Draken and tries to comfort her. Rated K Just to be safe. One-Shot. Reviews most welcome
Dragon Age - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 696 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/30/2011 - Cousland, Alistair - Complete
Old Temptations by Lady Marionette reviews
A visit to Palaven yields unexpected reunions that lead to Garrus and Alena having to make some difficult decisions. M-rated for future lemony goodness. femShepxGarrus
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,367 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 54 - Published: 2/19/2010 - Shepard (F), Garrus V.
In The Garden by SirenoftheStorm reviews
This is Fluff of the Willabeth, cute, funny, playful, heartwarming, first-kiss variety. NOT the type of thing I normally write at all, but I was sick. That's right, I don't get plot bunnies, I get plague rats- fluffy, sugar-coated ones. W/E
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,852 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 18 - Published: 3/16/2009 - Will T., Elizabeth S. - Complete
She Never Let Go by ThePotterGeek reviews
Will can't sleep, but an amazing discovery on his part leads to his peace of mind. Post DMC, AU. Oneshot. My first Pirates fic, so be nice!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 819 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 17 - Published: 10/17/2006 - Will T., Elizabeth S. - Complete
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The secrets that haunt us reviews
Everyone has secrets, some worse than others. When the Illusive man sends Sheppard on hunt for missing Cerberus scientists, she uncovers more than she ever wished to know. And when doubts start to rise, everything falls apart. Rated M for violence, language and smut. Slightly AU. Starts from half way through ME2 and through to ME3.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,679 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 1/16/2013 - Published: 11/21/2012 - Garrus V., Shepard (F)
The shotgun solution reviews
Shepard get's hurt during the Ardat Yakshi mission and she'd just so damn bored. Plus her shotgun gets pretty beat up, so what harm can she do to it? the answer is a lot. Garrus is not amused. Very badly written crackfic. Very badly written Summary.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,154 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/3/2013 - Garrus V., Shepard (F) - Complete
Not a burden for you to bare reviews
hope not a mary-sue. Faelwen is a steward and guard for Arwen, who is ordered to keep to young halflings out of Elronds council, when that fails, she is thrust into a world of the fellowship. How will she cope. will she prove her worth. fail of a summary
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,123 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/18/2012 - Published: 7/21/2011 - Legolas, Elf
Of Tricks And Magic reviews
Loki had never known how one person could change someone's life for the better. nor how they could destroy it with a simple word. OC/Loki. it sucks atm guys, so does the summary, but it'll get better. rated M for future content.
Thor - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,810 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 9/18/2012 - Published: 7/7/2012 - Loki, OC
Anything you can do reviews
Loki/Bruce/OC. Bruce and Elith love each other, they have been together for a while they even live together. The catch? So does Loki. And arguments lead to some interesting developments. NSFW. Summary sucks, but mine always do.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,252 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/5/2012 - Loki, Hulk/Bruce B.
I remember reviews
This is my first Smut ever. So don't expect it to be extremely NSFW. Mildly, though that to me is a lot to other's... Anyway. Loki visits my OC elith but get's distracted rather easily. Sorry for all round shittiness.
Thor - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,193 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/14/2012 - Loki
sister elf reviews
when fenris meets Varania at the hanged man, Hawke convinces him to listen to her story, on how she lost everything to save him. Will Hawke's one act of kindess be fenris' greatest feat? or his biggest downfall. slightly AU..
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,779 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/8/2012 - Published: 12/31/2011 - Fenris, Varania
Black Wolf reviews
Amelia black is the niece of severus snape. when she is eleven she is sent to Hogwarts to train as a witch. But her past will haunt her, her parents death will come in dreams. rating will go to M x full summary inside
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 29,332 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 12/18/2011 - Published: 8/7/2011 - OC, George W.
Mask reviews
The girls of dragon age 2 decide to have a girls night in when Fenris pops up... one shot for now unless ya'll want more :D
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,532 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/12/2011 - Published: 12/2/2011 - Hawke (M), Fenris
Weakness reviews
After almost dying, fenris tells Hawke that they need to be more prepared, to know each other's weakness's. But when things get out of hand will Fenris loose Hawke again? or will ander's come and save the day... MageF!Hawke/Fenris
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,076 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/4/2011 - Fenris, Hawke (M)
Geology Rocks reviews
a curious case calls for extra help from Lisa smith, world renown geologist. But with everyone enraptured with her, will vincent ever have a chance or will booth or wendell come in and sweep her off her feet? expect some plot twists. i suck at summaries
Bones - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,451 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/9/2011 - Published: 6/1/2011 - V. Nigel/Murrey
Sudden Similarities reviews
Its the day Lady Cousland first arrives at Ostagar, and a sudden realisation has Cailan and Alistair talking... Alistair/F!cousland!
Dragon Age - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,875 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/6/2011 - Alistair, Cailan T. - Complete
Swaying Hips reviews
I suck at summary's but here we go, Alistair/F!Cousland, one day in denerim market alistair reveals his inner cravings and thoughts over the young female grey warden...and then Zevran decides to take matters into his own hands Rated M too make sure! XD
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,726 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 2/24/2011 - Published: 12/25/2010 - Alistair, Cousland - Complete
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