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The Keening Blade by Arsinoe de Blassenville reviews
She hesitated-"Mostly, I couldn't kill you, knowing that I cheated. At the Landsmeet. Our duel." There was a heavy silence. Loghain said slowly, "You do realize that I am holding a naked sword at this very moment?" M for sound reasons.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 427,041 - Reviews: 1528 - Favs: 771 - Follows: 593 - Updated: 5/20/2012 - Published: 4/6/2010 - Cousland, Loghain M. T.
Sweeney Todd meets A Series of Unfortunate Events by LaDyOfThEdArKeYeS reviews
What happens when "Sweeney Todd" and "A Series of Unfortunate Events" meet? Find out in this random crossover story
Crossover - Series Of Unfortunate Events & Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 29 - Words: 55,401 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 3/5/2012 - Published: 6/21/2008 - Violet B., Anthony H. - Complete
So You're a Masochist: the Art of Sidekicking by zooeypotter reviews
If you reckon you're tough, funny, and attractive enough for the job – or if, like me, you'd very little choice in the matter – then this book is the stylish monochrome wardrobe to your Death Eater; the hair product to your Malfoy; the... must I go on?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 23,278 - Reviews: 351 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 8/13/2010 - Published: 9/5/2009 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Twenty Months by Dee12 reviews
Today was the day Fitzwilliam Marcus Darcy would reclaim his sense of propriety, snap out of this funk, and bring pride back to the Darcy name. And then a pregnant girl decided it would be a very good idea to stop by and ruin his life.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 88,101 - Reviews: 2315 - Favs: 1,692 - Follows: 1,057 - Updated: 5/2/2010 - Published: 10/17/2006 - Complete
A Vital Difference by thisprofileisdeadbuthavemyfic reviews
An overly emotional educational piece that is probably going to offend a few touchy thirteen year old fangirls. AxH - "You could stay...?"
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,131 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/11/2010 - Alice K., Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp - Complete
Anything Goes: Maybe by KatzchenHexe reviews
Today was a momentous one. He, Hamlet Elsinore, would move on from his father's death and start acting like a human instead of an emo android. Until his girlfriend decided today was a good day to tell him she was pregnant. Crap.
Shakespeare - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,680 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/4/2010 - Published: 2/27/2010
Wickham's Close Shave by nuuial reviews
Before heading to Hertfordshire to enlist in the militia, Mr. Wickham decides a shave is in order...
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,175 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/20/2009 - Complete
No life lives forever by Izzie and Hannah reviews
Set after the end of 'The End'. The Baudelaires and Beatrice are leaving the island, to start a new life and find their friends. What they discover does not go to plan. QuiglyViolet FionaKlaus & IsadoraKlaus.
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 27 - Words: 49,063 - Reviews: 304 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 4/22/2009 - Published: 9/26/2007 - Violet B., Quigley Q. - Complete