MikeisDaUnholyKing
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Name: Mike Martinez

Age: 18

Eye Color: Hazel

Hair Color: Brown

Sex: Yes please


Yo what up peeps! I am currently living in Ayase Japan at the Atsugi Naval Base. It is a pretty cool city over here its just a little monotonous after awhile. Anyone that is coming to visit is welcome to stay at my place! Believe it! Dattebayo! My girl back in Virginia is sad and I am too because we decided to see other people and I still love her. However if she finds someone that will make her happy then I will smile and love her all the same because all I want is for everyone around me to be happy.

I am a very simple person that is very open to my friends once you become it which is a very easy thing to do.

Fav. Shows: Naruto, Teen Titans, House, CSI

Fav. Book: Anything by Sarah Ash, or R.A. Salvatore

This is so true...

You know you live in 2008 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.


The local news station was interviewing an 80-year-old
lady because she had just gotten married -- for the
fourth time.

The interviewer asked her questions about her life,
about what it felt like to be marrying again at 80,
and then about her new husband's occupation.

"He's a funeral director," she answered.

"Interesting," the newsman thought.

He then asked her if she wouldn't mind telling him a
little about her first three husbands and what they
did for a living.

She paused for a few moments, needing time to reflect
on all those years. After a short time, a smile came
to her face and she answered proudly, explaining that
she'd first married a banker when she was in her early
20's, then a circus ringmaster when in her 40's, later
on a preacher when in her 60's, and now in her 80's, a
funeral director.

The interviewer looked at her, quite astonished, and
asked why she had married four men with such diverse
careers.

She smiled and explained, "I married one for the
money, two for the show, three to get ready, and four to go."


My favorite qoute(s): (I made most of these up.)

Life is boring when you go through with out a smile.

When you leave someone you are friends with you shrug and say you will see them tomorrow.

When you leave someone you are in love with you smile knowing they will be in your heart for the rest of the day.

Life is like a box of chocolates you never know what your going to get, unless you read the label.

Two trains left Virginia Beach, Va on there way to Denver. Train A traveled at 93 mph. and Train B traveled at 133 mph. Train A went straight through no stops. While Train B stopped twice for thirty eigth minutes apiece. When will the two trains reach San Diego?

Life no matter how small is always precious to someone.

E=mc2

E/c2=m

One night stands are just an expensive version of porn.

I have looked through the eyes of many people but when I look through my own I still feel scared.

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New chance by Hektols reviews
A 10 years old Naruto meets a man who will change his life and the Ninja Nations, but will it be for good? The Yondaime has returned and he is not happy. NaruHina later.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 172 - Words: 631,731 - Reviews: 9799 - Favs: 7,700 - Follows: 6,613 - Updated: 3/31/2018 - Published: 1/30/2008 - [Minato N., Kushina U.] [Naruto U., Hinata H.]
The Dark and Misunderstood by kylekatarn77 reviews
What if the balance was not as it seemed? What if the darkness was not truly wicked? And what if the light…wasn't as pure as we think? Prepare to see how high darkness can fly...and how far the light can fall. Deep stuff! Major NaruHina, some others too
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Spiritual - Chapters: 17 - Words: 214,795 - Reviews: 470 - Favs: 702 - Follows: 578 - Updated: 10/12/2016 - Published: 4/29/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Early Team by DeadlyWolf reviews
The Serpent, the Tadpole, and the Slug shall be lead by the Dog into the light ... Team Seven is forced together at a much earlier age ... How will things turn out? How will things differ? ... What Will change? What will happen? ... Only fate can tell.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 97 - Words: 319,126 - Reviews: 938 - Favs: 902 - Follows: 692 - Updated: 8/18/2014 - Published: 1/30/2008 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
Shattered Eyes by Lithius Osmius reviews
Tears of liquid silver will be shed as Naruto struggles to master a new Bloodline Limit that surpasses all, even the Rin'negan. Look into his eyes, the shattered mirrors of the soul. AU, Epic Length, pairings undecided.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 191,547 - Reviews: 2349 - Favs: 5,182 - Follows: 4,579 - Updated: 10/24/2013 - Published: 12/1/2007 - Naruto U.
Make Us Whole Again by MatrixExplosion reviews
"I will make a utopia, not of brick and mortar, but of flesh and blood."
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 510 - Reviews: 1303 - Favs: 2,067 - Follows: 2,113 - Updated: 7/26/2013 - Published: 2/3/2008 - Naruto U.
True Strength by Guybrush007 reviews
Naruto's journey through life after his battle at the Valley of the End shows him just what it means to be truly strong in a world of shinobi, conspiracy, and good and evil. NaruxHina, other pairings, much battle and enough fluff to please.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 164,067 - Reviews: 1270 - Favs: 1,402 - Follows: 910 - Updated: 7/24/2013 - Published: 11/28/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Naruto: Legend in the Making by darkflyer531 reviews
Follow Naruto's life from his time as a child as he goes through his adventures. Pairings: NaruHarem
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 37 - Words: 195,965 - Reviews: 811 - Favs: 1,261 - Follows: 1,109 - Updated: 5/31/2013 - Published: 9/21/2006 - Naruto U.
Lost soul by LD 1449 reviews
The eve after Kyuubi's attack, Konoha is low on strength. The council agrees to turn Naruto into a living weapon. But years later, after Sarutobi's death, will Konoha's weapon continue to defend it? Or will he poise his blade to carve out their throats?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 117 - Words: 586,123 - Reviews: 11126 - Favs: 6,685 - Follows: 4,124 - Updated: 6/8/2012 - Published: 3/8/2007 - Naruto U., Temari - Complete
Late Blossoms by InfiniteDragon reviews
Akatsuki- destroyed. Orochimaru- deceased. Sasuke- deceased. Allies dead: Kakashi. Jiraiya. How will the surviving members of Team 7- and all of Konoha's ninja- survive in the new future? NaruHina, NaruSaku, SakuNaruHina. Rated for a reason. Gore, Lemons.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 45 - Words: 170,030 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 395 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 6/6/2012 - Published: 12/22/2008 - [Naruto U., Hinata H., Sakura H.] - Complete
Naruto Arashiodori by Lucifer-Allheart reviews
Orochimaru didn't stop the fight at the Chuunin exams, wanting to see the potential of the young shinobi present. But he had no idea just what kind of effects his decision would have.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 61 - Words: 294,318 - Reviews: 3448 - Favs: 4,217 - Follows: 3,798 - Updated: 3/11/2012 - Published: 7/1/2007 - Hinata H., Naruto U.
Whirlpool Country by Jasticus reviews
Naruto must first accept what happened in the past before he can move on with his future. Many will come to depend on him. Rated M just in case. Gradual AU with parts of canon added in. NaruSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 230,762 - Reviews: 910 - Favs: 1,337 - Follows: 1,230 - Updated: 6/1/2010 - Published: 2/21/2008 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
Medicinal Lullaby by Shivakashi reviews
ON HIATUS. Fighting to keep hope in his friend, struggling to come to terms with Jiraiya's death, Uzumaki Naruto doesn't need any more on his plate. Sadly, that's what lands on his doorstep. Literally. Post Manga ch. 406 Naruto-centric MaturING!Naruto
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Family/Supernatural - Chapters: 32 - Words: 259,473 - Reviews: 3025 - Favs: 3,156 - Follows: 2,605 - Updated: 4/1/2010 - Published: 9/1/2008 - Naruto U.
Naruto has a new 'pet' by ares88 reviews
Naruto returns Konoha after his training with Jiraiya. Now three years older is something that all females of the village would love to get their hands onto. And what about that little fox who is riding on his shoulder. NaruHarem. Full summary inside.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 197,097 - Reviews: 651 - Favs: 1,612 - Follows: 1,170 - Updated: 3/31/2010 - Published: 7/23/2008 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
Naruto Hatake by Agent-G reviews
AU. What if Naruto had been raised by Kakashi his entire life and how would raising Naruto change Kakashi's life as well? NarutoHinata, KakashiAnko later on.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 63 - Words: 315,249 - Reviews: 3599 - Favs: 6,312 - Follows: 3,491 - Updated: 1/31/2010 - Published: 9/25/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Demons and Scorn by Shadow Quil reviews
Sakura had many secrets. The Naruto story retold from the beginning, with major and minor changes. Minor Inobashing. Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 30 - Words: 250,484 - Reviews: 575 - Favs: 436 - Follows: 256 - Updated: 1/23/2010 - Published: 9/14/2007 - Sakura H., Naruto U. - Complete
The story of Uzumaki Naruto by Dreetje reviews
After hearing the truth about Kyuubi by Mizuki, Naruto doesn't join Team 7. No, he trains for 6 months under Mitarashi Anko. During this time he learns about his past, his present and his future.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 45 - Words: 302,050 - Reviews: 2360 - Favs: 5,179 - Follows: 3,396 - Updated: 1/3/2010 - Published: 2/8/2008 - Naruto U., Anko M. - Complete
I Live On by SyncroX reviews
NarutoBleach Xover To think that death is just as screwed up as life. Right, why is he a Shinigami again? Oh, because Uchiha Sasuke became a hollow. Naruto embraces death with a new vigour as he finds precious people to protect once again. NaruHarem
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 34 - Words: 234,334 - Reviews: 2689 - Favs: 2,966 - Follows: 2,551 - Updated: 12/21/2009 - Published: 10/3/2007 - Naruto U.
I Will Believe by SyncroX reviews
Trained by Kyuubi, seven year old Naruto already knows of his 'fate'. Which is why he vows to change it and use the power he gains to protect his precious people. Watch the birth of the new Shinku Arashi. [SakuNaruIno] [NaruSaku] [NaruIno] Enjoy!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 43 - Words: 235,245 - Reviews: 1897 - Favs: 2,251 - Follows: 1,959 - Updated: 8/10/2009 - Published: 8/10/2007 - Naruto U., Ino Y.
The Gambit by 50caliberchaos reviews
[Complete] Uzumaki Naruto and Team Seven are on a collision course with Fate, Demons, and maybe something a little more insidious...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 63 - Words: 383,689 - Reviews: 1472 - Favs: 1,234 - Follows: 912 - Updated: 7/6/2009 - Published: 7/6/2007 - Naruto U., Ino Y. - Complete
Of Foxes and Fireworks by Jetslinger reviews
Lost in enemy territory and their chakra sealed by a mysterious jutsu, they have no one to rely on but each other. Naruto x Hanabi. Discontinued.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 28,500 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 303 - Updated: 5/6/2009 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Hanabi H., Naruto U.
Time and Again by KyLewin reviews
Time Travel fic. In a war torn future, in the burning ruins of Konohagakure, Naruto fights Orochimaru and loses as the world collapses around him. From that ending comes a new beginning and a new chance to set things right, if only he can figure out how..
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 44 - Words: 456,787 - Reviews: 5359 - Favs: 5,659 - Follows: 3,222 - Updated: 2/7/2009 - Published: 1/29/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
The Dark Cycle by AkkiKage reviews
Desperately struggling to free himself from the darkness of his past only ends with death. Another chance is given a chance to avoid a apocalyptic future a chance for redemption. A chance, one last chance to save the world. Naru x Anko
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,094 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 11/16/2008 - Published: 10/6/2007 - Naruto U., Anko M.
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Naruto's Paradise In Hell reviews
Naruto was never placed on team 7. Instead he was sent somewhere with two of the greatest shinobi of konoha for five years. Major story change after chapter two. Must read to find out. Pairings have officialy been declared undecided. Read and Review!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 23,299 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/26/2009 - Published: 9/25/2008 - Naruto U.
Naruto's Traveling Band reviews
Naruto & Company one week after the retrieval mission to get Sasuke. Naruto is badly injured and no one is sure if he will pull through or not. Pairings: NaruTayu SasuMus
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,868 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 1/1/2008 - Published: 12/5/2007 - Naruto U.