When a mere boy can outprank and outrun an entire village of shinobi, it speaks volume about his talent, no matter what his detractors would say. Dragon, ANBU commander of Konohagakure no Sato, understands that well and decides ANBU is the place for Naruto. AU-Ish, ANBU!Naruto.

For thousands of years the gods would bear children with mortals before leaving those children at the hands of the mortal parents and disappearing from their lives. So what if, a being of much higher existence - One, whose very existence itself was considered nothing but a fairy tale even by the gods - does the same to a goddess?