Hi internet!! Before u look at my beautifully written stories (admit it, now u want to) i should start the old school way and tell u about myself...

I may seem sweet, but i will chop of ur balls and light them on fire if u mess with me

I can write poetry in LA class that is definitely NOT appropriate for LA class

I have to be kept away from gingerbread men. AT ALL COSTS.

I am madly in love with Johnny depp, aladdin, Edward Cullen, and John Tartaglia (even if he is gay)

I cannot go 5 minutes without singing. although i attempted 30 minutes. It resulted in a plastic toy getting its head chopped of by a garage.

I have been upper-arm raped

I can never watch Michael Jackson's:This is it. EVER

The Princess and the frog is DA BOMB (look at me, being gangsta)

It is possible for a priest to do an eternal pelvic thrust

I love the stage. Love it

Miley Cyrus caused global warming

#1 thing that annoys me: Skinny, short-short wearing, makeup smothered, skanky teenage girls

My friends and i make up code names for boys. TEHE!

One moment, im a rambunctious silly-billy, next moment, im emo as hell

White gloves scare the crap out of my. So does the easter bunny

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I am a harry potter/twilight/disney FANGIRL!!

i LOVE THE JOLLY GREEN GIANT AND SQUIGY'S WIFE

i am the proud mother of a robot caterpillar

I love you, yes you.

Colors: By Shel Silverstein

My skin is kind of sort of brownish

Pinkish yellowish white

My eyes are greyish blueish green

But im told they look orange in the night.

My hair is reddish blondish brown,

But its silver when its wet.

And all the colors I am inside,

Have not been invented yet.