Dear Reader,

I’d just like to say HELLO to you all right now! Yeah, I am a SERIOUS lover of the whole Twilight series. I eat, breath, sleep, and then scream about how awesome I think the whole Twilight series is. I started reading the books last year when a Twilight epidemic broke out at my school. My school…it kinda a nerdy school, but we are sexy nerds, okay! Yeah, so, I go to an all girls’ school, so when we see men we’re all like, ‘Omigod! Is that what I think it is? IT IS! It’s a boy! AHHHH! Hi mysterious boy! Don’t turn away from me! Come back! NO! Great, now I’m stuck here with a bunch a girls again. Fabulous. No, men…life’s not fair, but who every said it was should be skinned, gutted, and buried.’ Yeah, I can get a tinsy bit hostile when I’m angry. So, I live in Boston Massachusetts with my family, in our little house, on our little street. Yeah, me…not really. Okay, so I’m a BIG fan of pretty much every kind of genre of music. I like alternative-anything, rock, pop, rap, R&B, a little bit of country here and there won’t kill me (especially if it’s Carrie Underwood or Rascal Flatts), and etc. All of my friends and family members think I'm goth because I absolutley LUURVE the color black...I don't know any bubbly, spontanious, freaky goths like me. Well, my little sister couldn't say the word 'Goth' for the longest time so she called me a 'GOSH'..."DeAndra, you are sooooo GOSH today! Look at you dressed up all in Black! That ain't right!" she'd said and then do her little finger snappy thiny in the 'Z' formation...so that a little inside peak at my family (i know they sound scary).I LOVE the TV show Ugly Betty. I think it’s one of the best shows ever. Plus, my I’m not allowed to watch Grey’s Anatomy any more ‘cause my whole family’s boycotting it. My mother and her sisters are all pissed that they fired Isaiah Washington. I’m rather undecided on that whole front, don’t ask why. I told you not to ask! Don’t even repeat the question inside your head okay?! Good. Now I’m done talking okay? Okay, I lied. I have more stuff to say! So, my two best friends (ilovetorres and twilight-my-dreams) are on fanfiction as well...Yes, I know they are weirdos, but if you happen to come across them...please be kind. They may be freaks, but they are MY freaks. My insane, charming, NAUGHTY, yet still loveable freaks.

NOW...for the fun stuff!

copy and paste this into your profile if...

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that annoying Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you believe that there's a list of people who got hurt by the Nintendo Wii. It's called 'Wii Have a Problem'.

If you KNOW for sure that Edward Cullen's HAWT, then copy this into your profile

If you believe that emo's are nice and they don't really cut themselves. It's just one slit down their arm, then copy this into your profile (yeah, i'm not emo, i just have friends that are).

If you have ever fallen up the stairs, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy and paste this into your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.

92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. Put this in your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent laughing your butt off.

If you love ALMOST anything chocolate flavored (except chocolate ice cream), then copy and paste this into your file.

If you love chatting with strangers on the forums, then copy and paste this into your file.

If know who Hannah Montana is, you sorta like her music, but you absolutley cannot stand her tv show for reasons unexlpainable, then copy and paste this into your file.

If unlike th rest of America you cannt stand SpongeBob Square Pants, then copy and paste this into your file.

If you've had a major crush

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If you've ever read started to read a chapter in a fan fiction, got side-tracked, and forgot to review and realized it after the author posted another chapter, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fan fiction copy this into your profile

If you have ever stayed up for over 40 hours continuously just because you frickin' could, copy this into your profile.

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929,SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin,The Komodo Dragon Phoenix,Bust_A_Groover, Tecna, Triggonseed, The Only Innocent Writer Here-Yumi, EstellaB, NarnianMelody, Just A Little Bit Dramatic, Vampiress19, PurpleBunniesWillRuleTheWorld,Roxxi-and-Ali, IsabellaMarieSwan123, Jacob Black Love, Edward's Lady

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(i always change my penname)(tehehehe) PurpleBunniesWillRuleTheWorld, Roxxi-and-Ali, IsabellaMarieSwan123, Jacob Black Love, Edward's Lady

If you have anger managment issues and have every contemplated pushing some girl that you really didn't like under a bus, copy this into your profile

If you like Jacob Black, but don't think he should be with Bella, then copy this into your profile.

If you are the worst dancer in the worl and can't even do the hokey pokey with out messing up, then copy and paste this into your profile.

If you LOVE life, then copy this into your profile, and then add your name to the list:

Edward's Lady

1. You go to a party, sit down and take MySpace pics.

2. You haven’t played solitaire with real cards in years.

3. The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don't have AIM/LiveJournal/MySpace.

4. You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the TV.

6. Your evening activity is sitting at the computer.

7. You read this list, and keep nodding and smiling.

8. You think about how stupid you are for reading this.

9. You were too busy to notice number five.

10. You actually scrolled back up to check if there was a number five.

11. And now you're laughing at your stupidity.

12. Put this in your profile if you fell for it. You know you did.

This is Bunny. Copy and paste Bunny into your profile to help him gain world domination.

SUPPORT THE BUNNY!

Okay...i'll shut up know so you can all get back to you're busy and VERY important lives away from your computers...hahahaha!

Emo Luurves You All!