hi im claire and im 16 years old.

my email adress is : cool-cat-claire@hotmail.com

PLEASE FEEL FREE TO MESSAGE ME WITH IDEAS OF STORIES YOU WANT ME TO DO OR ADVICE ON HOW I COULD MAKE MY EXISTING STORIES BETTER XXX

my favourite books:

the twilight saga by Stephanie Meyer:

twilight

new moon

eclipse

breaking dawn

the house of night series by P.C and Kristin Cast:

marked

betrayed

chosen

untamed

hunted

tempted

burned

awakened

destined

I love buffy the vampire slayer and angel

my fave twilight character is Alice. people tell me I remind them of her because I am short ,annoying, usually have spiky hair, love to shop and am very perky xx

yes i love vampires. yes i am obsessed with them. but then again isn't everyone? x

enjoy my stories xxx

list twelve of your favorite characters in no particular order.

1.Jacob

2. Rosalie

3.Emmett

4. Alice

5. Jasper

6. Embry

7. Jared

8. Bella

9. Esme

10. Carlisle

11. Seth

12. Quil

1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?

Nope but it would probably be pretty funny.

2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

I'm not a lesbian but yeah she's pretty hot.

3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

Jacob would probably kill Quil.

4. Can you recall any fics about Nine?

yes. i read one ages ago about Esme's human life up until she met Carlisle it was really good.

5. Would Two and Six make a good couple

NO. Embry would be dead within two minutes.

6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?

well either way it would kind of be incest but I'd have to go for the 5/9 because Esme and Jasper might be sweet together.

7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

Well for starters they'd probs never forget it and never let Quil live it down.

8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.

Emmet finally convinces Carlisle to go on a holiday to Vegas with him. will the sensible doctor be led astray by Emmet's wild ways?

9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?

YES! I love those fics :)

10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.

My brother, My hero.

11. If you wrote a songfic about Eight, what song would you choose?

Never Gonna Be Alone - Nickelback.

12. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Warning: may cause death by hysterical laughing.

13. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

Yes.

14. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?

Yeah Cherie might :)

15. What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?

EEEEESSSSMMMMEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!

16. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

Last week.

17. (1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (7). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (6), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (12).

ROFLMFAO!!! XD That would be the funniest thing ever!

18. How would you feel if Seven/Eight were in a fight?

I't wouldn't be much of a fight unless Bella became a wolf in which case it would be a pretty interesting fight.

19. What would you think if you found (5) was a really good friend of a sibling or relative of yours?

I'd jump for joy! i love jasper and i think we'd have a lot in common as i absolutely love history.

20. How would you react if you saw (8) and (11) in a closet together with a rubber ducky?

I'd probably piss myself laughing.

21. How would you feel if (2) dissed you in the worst possible way ever?

Annoyed, but I'd probs just be just as bitchy back to her.

22. If you saw (9) and (3) in bed together, what would you do?

Okay ummm... that would be slightly weird but whatever floats your boat.

23. What would you say if you found out that (12) was a rapist?

Blowtorch his balls.

24. You just came home from school and all of your friends hate you, your teacher just gave you an F on the most important project of the year (just imagine it happened for the smart alecks out there), and your parents have grounded you as your teacher had already called and told them of your grade. You open the door to your bedroom and you find (10) rummaging through your stuff. What do you do?

Go mental. My dad does that sometimes and it really pisses me off.

25. What would you think if (1) was emo and had tried to slit his/her wrists? If (1) is already emo/slit his/her wrists already, what would you think if (1) became the most optimistic person in the world?

I'd think he probably has a multiple personality disorder.

26. What would you feel this second if (4) gave you a daisy right now.

Happy but confused as to why i'm suddenly getting daisies.

27. (6) has just stolen your hairbrush. What is the first thing you would say

Embry your hair doesn't style. why do you need a brush exactly?

28. (7), (9), and (4) have banded together at 3 in the morning and starts to sing the most annoying song you know as loud as they can, waking you up. What is the first thing you think

I know Alice is persuasive and Jared is a teenage guy but how did she get Esme in on this?

29. (2) and (11) are your teachers. What would you do?

Jump up and down and scream like a mad person.

Copy and paste this to your profile if you hate stereotypes and put in bold the ones you are :)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I hang out with GAYS, so I MUST be gay too.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I MUST do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I MUST only wear black and date only other punks
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too. - i do that anyway but thats not the point :L
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippie.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be lesbian.
I an friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.

Also would all of you maybe take a moment of your time to go to the cystic fibrosis trust website and maybe make a small donation as my 5 year old cousin has CF and it would really mean a lot to me and my family if more people started to support this amazing charity. thank you. x