Unesheethide bio
 Author has written 1 story for Transformers. Hello everybody! Here are some random things about me. Favorite movies: Transformers, Transformers Revenge Of The Fallen, Transformers: Dark of The Moon, all the X-Men movies, anything Tim Burton, and anything with superpowers and/or robots. Hobbies: I like to knit and crochet (especially toys and little scarf-shawls). Other places you can find me: Twitter as @SpawnOurNewArmy and Ravelry as Unesheet. |
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The Daily Buzz by Botosphere reviews
In ROTF, Sam and Leo disappeared for parts unknown. Back home, their roommates made a startling discovery-the alien robots like to blog! The continuing story of four boys, a blog and a year in college.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 38 - Words: 143,004 - Reviews: 709 - Favs: 346 - Follows: 380 - Updated: 8/18 - Published: 9/29/2009 - Fassbinder, Sharsky
Masks by L. Mouse reviews
After Egypt, the Autobots cannot remain a secret. Can they make a new home for themselves on Earth? Can they defend Earth from a new threat? Ensemble cast, with numerous mechs imported from G1. Note warnings.
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 113 - Words: 913,629 - Reviews: 1505 - Favs: 624 - Follows: 486 - Updated: 3/6/2015 - Published: 7/14/2009 - Bumblebee
Like Missing the Sun by femme4jack reviews
"Missing him is like missing the sun, though, you know? At least the sun'll come up again. I mean, I saw Optimus come back from the dead. I'm not convinced that anything can stop him."
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,849 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/23/2014 - Mikaela B., Bumblebee, Cade Y., Tessa Y.
Notes From A Royal ScrewUp by Bombshell1701 reviews
AKA Loki's Mute Adventures on Midgard! A series about Loki's banishment to Earth under the guidance of the Avengers. You'll need to have read my series "What happens on Asgard" to get what's going on. Starring everyone's favourite mischief-maker, and featuring all the Avengers. Chapters running concurrently with Vicissitude. Thank you for reading.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 34,052 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 2/1/2014 - Published: 9/19/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Loki - Complete
Vicissitude by Bombshell1701 reviews
The Avengers add to their ranks, as some of the current line-up struggle with the twists and turns life takes. Running concurrently to "Notes From a Royal Screw-up" -I hope you'll read both series because they're intertwined. T for now, possible M on some later chapters. Thank you for reading!
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,926 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 9/16/2013 - Published: 10/11/2012 - Captain America/Steve R., Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
Brothers in Arms by Krittle-v reviews
This story takes place after the Avengers movie and follows Loki's return to Asgard and Thor's attempts to save his brother, but Loki is never without a plan, and soon it will come to light that it is fool who would trust the God of Lies. Will eventually lead to the involvement of all the Thor and the Avengers characters. Rated T for safety and mild swearing.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 56,686 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 5/1/2013 - Published: 6/2/2012 - Loki, Thor
The Hobbit on Facebook by aotearoan reviews
What happened before the Lord of the Rings characters joined Facebook? Fifty years before, when Facebook was still new and exclusive, Bilbo Baggins made an account... Prequel to Fellowship of the Facebook/Two Notifications/Return of the Friend Request
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,466 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 3/6/2013 - Published: 3/25/2011 - Bilbo B., Gandalf
Pretty as a Purl by Liliththestormgoddess reviews
Natasha Romanoff: super secret spy, Avenger, killer of men and courter of death. She also liked to knit.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,650 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 11/15/2012 - Published: 7/18/2012 - Black Widow/Natasha R. - Complete
Trouble by Molten-Ashes reviews
Alpha Trion growled lowly, before continuing on his way with a deep frown muttering to himself, "This guard will be more trouble than he is worth!"
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,553 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 16 - Published: 10/16/2012 - Alpha Trion, Smokescreen - Complete
Leech by Fierceawakening reviews
SPOILERS FOR "THE HUMAN FACTOR" IN THE FIC AND IN THIS SUMMARY. Knock Out has his much-deserved fun "experimenting" on Silas - and finds out exactly what happened to Breakdown. M for torture and gore, both robot and human.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,488 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/20/2012 - Knock Out, Silas
Out Cold by Bombshell1701 reviews
Five times Steve Rogers couldn't sleep, and one time he certainly could. One-shot. Set between the end of CA and Avengers. I enjoy feedback, so please R&R. Thanks!
Captain America - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,390 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/10/2012 - Steve R./Capt. America - Complete
What Happens In Asgard by Bombshell1701 reviews
The Avengers are summoned to Asgard for Loki's trial. New friendships are made and old ones tested, and Loki must face some hard truths about his life. Guest starring Nick Fury and pretty much everyone in Asgard! Multi-chaptered series from various points of view. Rated T for mature concepts, M for some chapters. Authors notes at the end of some chapters. Feedback appreciated.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 38,899 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 9/1/2012 - Published: 8/12/2012 - Loki, Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
The Price of Success by DragonDancer5150 reviews
Starscream, Thundercracker, and Skywarp pay a high price for the privileges they enjoy as Command Trine. Higher than most realize. G1 cartoon continuity. Rating for depictions of torture. COMPLETE
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Horror/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,323 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/29/2012 - Starscream, Thundercracker - Complete
When the Mechs Get Bored by JaAm reviews
Spike and Bumblebee return to the Ark to find a strange sight. The Autobots are all outside the ship, frozen in place. Was it the Decepticons? Wheeljack's immobilizer? Umm... no.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 22,440 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 8/11/2012 - Published: 1/21/2012
Relics by Macx reviews
movie-fic. SHIELD has finally found Steve Rogers, one of the first humans to survive treatment with the Allspark radiation. Tony Stark is all for meeting the guy; Rodimus Prime is all for him meeting his childhood hero. It would finally shut him up! Oh my god, I can't believe I forgot to ever post this! Sorry, guys! Imperfection Deviation Fic
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,930 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/30/2012 - Rodimus Prime - Complete
Thunder by Tessa Honeybee reviews
Bumblebee emotionally breaks down late one night and he needs help from Sam, to cope with a fear that originates from a traumatic incident from Bumblebee's past. Re-uploaded.
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,439 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/14/2012 - Bumblebee, Sam W. - Complete
Sea Life by DragonDancer5150 reviews
Sometimes you need to just get out for a spell. G1 cartoon continuity. COMPLETE
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,070 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Published: 6/12/2012 - Starscream, Thundercracker - Complete
That Cannot Command Himself by Mara Greengrass reviews
Shooting arrows as therapy only goes so far.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,371 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/26/2012 - Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
Begging the Question by Mara Greengrass reviews
Coulson didn't bother to look up from his 17th draft of a report on the New Mexico incident.
Thor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 661 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/26/2012 - Agent Coulson, C. Barton/Hawkeye - Complete
Phobos by M. D. Hazel reviews
In which Ratchet and Mikaela are forced to face their own worst fears.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 37,049 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 5/20/2012 - Published: 6/12/2011 - Ratchet, Mikaela B.
Property Of by hydraling110 reviews
During a Cybertronian 'peace,' ex-Cons decide to hide the sentience of and sell humans as pets to secure Earth. Sam and Mikaela might just be the first to grasp the reality of the situation alongside their new mech owner.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 27 - Words: 251,777 - Reviews: 1119 - Favs: 939 - Follows: 857 - Updated: 3/17/2012 - Published: 10/24/2009 - Sam W., Mikaela B.
Jacktastic by JaAm reviews
Ratchet was having a bad day. Wheeljack was having some fun. You put two and two together. "Wheeljack, what are you doing, and where is the rest of your body?"
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,724 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/5/2012 - Wheeljack - Complete
Sentience by Tessa Honeybee reviews
Brains meets Roller and helps Optimus Prime's drone gain sentience.
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,116 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/26/2012 - Published: 2/20/2012 - Brains - Complete
Blind Faith by Tessa Honeybee reviews
Skids and Mudflap learn the true meaning of "More than meets the eye." from Leo and his girlfriend.
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,668 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/11/2012 - Published: 1/15/2012 - Mudflap, Skids - Complete
Bad Bot by Phoenix13 reviews
TF3: DOTM - Roller; the cute little scout car belonging to Optimus Prime in the original eighties TV series; never appeared in the Michael Bay 'Transformers' movies, and there's a very good reason for that...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,829 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/4/2012 - Optimus Prime
Paid In Full by DragonDancer5150 reviews
Wheeljack thinks his new invention can take on the Cons & make the war a little easier for his fellows. He bites off more than he can chew, but to his horror, another will pay his price. G1 cartoon. Rated M just in case for battles & refs to torture.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,038 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 1/14/2012 - Published: 11/23/2010 - Bumblebee, Wheeljack
Nerds Need Love Too by Fierceawakening reviews
Minific filling a wish femme4jack made in the Dreamwidth Snowflake Challenge, for Chip Chase xeno. Perceptor is watching Chip work at one of the computers - and standing a little too close. Awkward nerdy nonexplicit xeno flirting ensues.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 519 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/8/2012 - Chip C., Perceptor - Complete
Yet Another DotM Resurrection Fix it Fic by Botosphere reviews
DotM 'verse, AU to the Botosphere. Epps is right that the Decepticons have all the good crap. One Autobot sets out to fix that. Rate T for Epps's language.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 514 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/28/2011 - R. Epps, Que/Wheeljack - Complete
When Life Gives You Lemons by DragonDancer5150 reviews
Wheeljack's playing with fire again. Only this time it's with a most unlikely playmate. G1 cartoon continuity. COMPLETE
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,287 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/12/2011 - Bumblebee, Wheeljack - Complete
Confrontation by scarletnight72 reviews
Remus is confronted by his friends about his secret. Will they accept him or shun him? "...They ripped back the curtains. He jolted up in alarm, opening his mouth to ask what was wrong; but with one look at their strained faces, he knew. They knew..."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,681 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 39 - Published: 12/1/2011 - Remus L., Marauders - Complete
Let's Not by Molten-Ashes reviews
A selection of single chapter drabbles of what the Twins SHOULDN'T do in their spare time aboard the ARK, but do anyway...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,200 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 11/14/2011 - Published: 8/18/2011 - Sunstreaker, Sideswipe
Transformers Dark of the Moon alternate version by Krittle-v reviews
Mock parody to various scenes of Transformers: Dark of the Moon
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,131 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/15/2011 - Published: 8/18/2011
Broken Sparks by Kibble Beast reviews
AU, post-DotM. Decepticons victorious, the Autobots and their human allies are at the mercy of their sadistic captors. But the war isn't quite over.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,159 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 8/1/2011 - Published: 7/6/2011
Children of the Enemy by Kibble Beast reviews
Post DotM: the Autobots find the Decepticon hatchlings in a crate outside their base. Bumblebee and Sam don't know what's going on, Sideswipe gets emotional, Ratchet wants to curl up and die annnd Optimus is just not impressed.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,053 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 14 - Published: 7/21/2011 - Complete
Desert by antepathy reviews
Starscream, hatchlings and angst. DOTM possibly spoilers.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,003 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/17/2011 - Starscream - Complete
In The Beginning by Botosphere reviews
Bumblebee needed a creative outlet. Mikaela needed out of second-period World Civ. Somehow, this evolves into the infamous blog "The Daily Buzz."
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,646 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 23 - Published: 7/12/2011 - Mikaela B., Bumblebee
Independence Day by M. D. Hazel reviews
Ratchet and Optimus reflect as the Autobots and human soldiers of N.E.S.T. share an Independence Day together.
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,850 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/2/2011 - Ratchet, Optimus Prime - Complete
Oh Dark Thirty by DragonDancer5150 reviews
At that time of the night, one would expect to be comfortably in bed, not reacting to an explosion . . . that wasn't a Decepticon attack. G1 cartoon continuity. COMPLETE
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,479 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/28/2011 - Ironhide, Wheeljack - Complete
Compensation by Kibble Beast reviews
Were you involved in an accident or injury in the workplace/battlefield that wasn't your fault? Megatron was, and has decided to sue Optimus for taking his face. It just wasn't called for, frankly. Post RotF. C;
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,854 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/28/2011 - Optimus Prime, Megatron
It's a Thankless Job by Heslestor reviews
But somebody's got to do it! For a gift fic exchange on dreamwidth. Shattered Glass verse. Warnings for surgical non-con. Ratchet has a grand time modifying Wheeljack.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,935 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/26/2011 - Ratchet, Wheeljack
Transformers:Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual by RedEyesOnTheHorizon reviews
Has your Ratchet broken? Thinking of ordering a First Aid? Read all about how to ensure maximal enjoyment of your transformer.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 5,828 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 6/3/2011 - Published: 3/13/2010 - Complete
Dear Fangirls by femme4jack reviews
Bayverse 07 Movie. Crackfic written a year ago and forgotten about. Bumblebee writes a Cease and Desist letter to fangirls writing about himself and Sam after he notices Sam's discomfort.
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,214 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/18/2011 - Bumblebee, Sam W. - Complete
What The Transformers Thought Of ROTF by Kibble Beast reviews
The G1 Transformers get together to watch and comment on the most epic movie of 2009. But just what will they think of- well, everything? Major spoilers, and rather insane. T for language and concepts beyond child comprehension. ;
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 30,116 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 5/17/2011 - Published: 12/15/2009
On the Edge of Forever by Macx reviews
movie-fic. When Tony Stark uses his Allspark-given space bridging abilities, he draws power from Rodimus Prime. Sometimes too much. Sadly, when he tries to undo what connects them together, he kicks loose a flood of events... Imperfection 'verse
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,527 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/11/2011 - Published: 4/23/2011 - Rodimus Prime - Complete
Satan's Camaro by Botosphere reviews
It's April Fool's Day, 2008 and Bee plays his first official prank on one of his human family. Mayhem ensues, of course.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,331 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 5/6/2011 - Published: 4/1/2011 - Bumblebee, Judy W. - Complete
Introductions: William Lennox by Botosphere reviews
Will's 22-mile journey from fighting against the NBEs to fighting beside them.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,196 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 18 - Published: 5/5/2011 - W. Lennox, Jazz - Complete
Pet by Fierceawakening reviews
Giftfic for femme4jack who wanted Mikaela as Megatron's pet. Mikaela, disillusioned after Sam dumps her, decides to defect and sees herself as a Decepticon spy. Megatron... just sees her as entertaining. Rather cracky.
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,835 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/26/2011 - Megatron, Mikaela B. - Complete
How To Take Care Of Your Seeker by Kibble Beast reviews
Ever wondered how Megatron would cope with a sparkling Starscream? And naturally, this wouldn't be any fun without Skywarp, Thundercracker and an assortment of favourite characters. ;D Join them on their EPIC journey! Pre-TF07. C:
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 37,653 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 4/18/2011 - Published: 8/30/2009
The Fate Line by Macx reviews
movie-fic. Lennox has one of those talks with the ancient dead Primes again. At least this time he gets a few clear answers concerning what happened to him and why. Part of the Imperfection 'verse.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,536 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/6/2011 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Captain Lennox - Complete
Fake by Steelfeathers reviews
"They call me a greasy git. They don't know the half of it." Snape introspective, oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,537 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/11/2011 - Severus S. - Complete
The Cleaning Station by femme4jack reviews
One-shot ficlet. My imaginary Movie-verse Wheeljack and Perceptor chat on the beach. Giftfic for Zomgitsalaura on her 20th birthday
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 769 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/22/2011 - Wheeljack, Perceptor - Complete
Atmospheric by Macx reviews
movie-fic. Jolt. A thunderstorm. That's it. One of the few drabbles I managed.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 377 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/20/2011 - Jolt - Complete
Potential by playswithworms reviews
AU - The Aerialbots have messed up big time, but don't worry. Fireflight's got it all under control.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,964 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/16/2011 - Skydive, Silverbolt - Complete
Christmas Derangement by Botosphere reviews
What do you get for the NBE who has everything, especially when Sarah Lennox is looking over your shoulder? 'Tis open season and no one is safe, not even the JCS. Belated holiday present from the crazies at the Botosphere.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,314 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 33 - Published: 1/2/2011 - Optimus Prime, R. Simmons
Soundwave: Present by Left Eye Better reviews
Sometime after Carnage in C Minor Soundwave has found a way of exacting revenge on Blaster for the direct attack on his cassettes.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,256 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/27/2010 - Soundwave, Rewind - Complete
Have Yourself a Very Severus Christmas by zooeypotter reviews
Severus Snape would like to wish his colleagues a happy Christmas - for the love of Merlin, would someone do something about all that dratted mistletoe? This is a school, not a pornography.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 713 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/24/2010 - Severus S. - Complete
Alternate Scenes in Revenge of the Fallen by Krittle-v reviews
Mock parody to various scenes of Transformers Revenge of the Fallen. Please R&R if it makes you laugh!
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 18 - Words: 4,216 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/3/2010 - Published: 8/20/2010
How to cure Hiccups by Tatyana Witwicky reviews
We've had them, and we all know how persistant they can be! See what Tai will do to get Sam's to stop! Complete hilarity! And Sam abuse! Review!
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,835 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 19 - Published: 11/19/2010
Spiders and Spanners by Maverick1997 reviews
Ratchet deals with a case of arachnophobia
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 728 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/16/2010 - Ratchet - Complete
Your Song by br0flove reviews
Some danced, and others hummed along; and somewhere in the Ark; Prowl cried quietly.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 323 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/7/2010 - Prowl - Complete
Doctor's Degree by Hiriskal reviews
A new experiment means new data to collect. - Contains vivisection, don't read if you're squeamish. Rated M just in case.-
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,759 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/3/2010 - Scalpel - Complete
The Things You Learn To Forget by Fierceawakening reviews
When Soundwave, stuck in his tape-deck alt mode, is found by a human boy, he spends a day far from his kind and far from the war. But nothing remains untouched by that war for long, and there is no room in the Decepticon army for sympathy.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,484 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/27/2010 - Soundwave - Complete
28 Starscreams by Balrog Roike reviews
He is treacherous and screechy - so much we know, but even under his polished and guarded shell there's more than meets the eye.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 76,793 - Reviews: 525 - Favs: 402 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 9/12/2010 - Published: 6/28/2008 - Starscream - Complete
Possession by LittleMewLugia reviews
When Starscream captures Sam, he puts his mark upon Sam to claim him. However, is he Starscream's possession, or is that merely Sam's human perception of something entirely different? This is actually clean.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 33,614 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 386 - Follows: 201 - Updated: 9/1/2010 - Published: 8/21/2009 - Sam W., Starscream - Complete
Speech Therapy by That Buggy Girl reviews
Pre-RotF. Even in a race of super-advanced robots, not all defects can be repaired by a medic, as the team in charge of raising the twins is learning. Now they have to find a solution for the problem before both their lab and their sanity are destroyed.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 29,594 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 8/24/2010 - Published: 7/13/2009 - Mudflap, Skids
City of Angels by Oni-Gil reviews
2007Movie AU. Earth has become a battleground between the Autobots and the Decepticons. The human race lives in constant fear. Sam carries the Allspark, the only hope of an Autobot victory. And he has nothing left to lose...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Horror - Chapters: 12 - Words: 14,254 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 8/22/2010 - Published: 12/15/2008 - Sam Witwicky - Complete
Brotherhood by Kibble Beast reviews
Megatron had never actually wanted a sibling- then again, he didn't particularly have a choice in the matter.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,207 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 8/20/2010 - Published: 7/15/2010
Transformers: Juxtaposition by Vaeru reviews
Sparkbearer Saga: Part I. G1-based AU. A car wreck on a rainy night leads to the oddest partnership imaginable. A disembodied voice, possessed cars, alien robots, kidnapping, rescue, abduction, sparks, keys, and tomato sandwiches... Read if you dare.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 40 - Words: 123,067 - Reviews: 1787 - Favs: 1,479 - Follows: 713 - Updated: 8/2/2010 - Published: 3/30/2007 - Ratchet, Sideswipe, Sunstreaker - Complete
Instability by Steelfeathers reviews
Post-ROTF. On board the air craft carrier headed back to Diego Garcia, Sam has a slight mental breakdown.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 15 - Words: 188,402 - Reviews: 971 - Favs: 865 - Follows: 800 - Updated: 7/22/2010 - Published: 7/6/2009 - Sam W., Bumblebee
Jealousy in the Ranks by playswithworms reviews
Protectobot Beginnings AU - Jealousy can happen even within the tight knit Protectobot team, but have no fear! It's extremely mild and of short duration, and is merely another devious excuse for snuggles.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,020 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/15/2010 - First Aid, Streetwise - Complete
Monster by thebrokencradle reviews
He tore my clothes right off ' he ate my heart and then he ate my brain..." Lady Gaga "Monster". He was startlingly polite and civil, for a Monster... Rated for Violence and mild Sexual Themes.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,926 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/4/2010 - Published: 4/13/2010 - Hook, Scalpel
The Edge Of Reason by Kibble Beast reviews
Are your subordinates acting up? Sometimes speeches just aren’t enough, eh? Fed up of his Autobots -cough, and Decepticons, cough- clashing with each other, Optimus decides he has to save his sanity and puts them into teams to improve their relationships.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 103,041 - Reviews: 365 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 6/9/2010 - Published: 7/11/2009
The Art of Saying Ouch by playswithworms reviews
Protectobot Beginnings AU - First Aid keeps things to himself. Wheeljack ponders. Takes place between "Activation" and "The Art of Sitting Down."
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,889 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/28/2010 - Wheeljack, First Aid - Complete
Two to Five Seconds by chibi-veneficus reviews
MovieVerse: It began when Ratchet just happened to be in the same area with Sam when he invoked the Five Seconds Rule. Laughter followed. Now: Bluestreak discovers, and is confused by, food idioms. Epps just wants to be somewhere else far, far away.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,804 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 5/22/2010 - Published: 5/4/2008
A Day in the Life by Kookaburra reviews
This is an anthology of one-shot, stand alone short stories that describe the Autobots and Decepticons getting used to life on earth, and their human companions getting used to living with giant alien robots.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,040 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 5/19/2010 - Published: 10/30/2008 - Ironhide, W. Lennox - Complete
Culture Shock by Conna Stevenson reviews
Innocent hazing and sneezes, harmless human traditions turned inside-out; their differences work in ways that leave everyone wondering just who's messing with who. Sam and Bumblebee wouldn't change a thing, though. Now a few one-shots.
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,565 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 432 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 5/17/2010 - Published: 6/2/2008 - Bumblebee, Sam W.
The Proverbial Thorn by ShyLight reviews
G1: Jazz and Prowl were all buddy best friends and whatnot since the very beginning, right? Primus, no. They hated each other when they first met. It took the span of a war, and some incredible effort to make that weird friendship work.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,112 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 3/19/2010 - Published: 5/3/2009 - Prowl, Jazz
Snap, Crackle, Pop by ShyLight reviews
Sideswipe hates teleporting and therefore, by association, hates Skywarp. Sunstreaker unleashes an unholy wrath upon the Decepticon base due to a misunderstanding. No jet packs or GPS systems were harmed in the making of this fic…Beyond repair anyway.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 30,877 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 422 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 3/18/2010 - Published: 3/16/2008 - Sideswipe, Sunstreaker - Complete
G1 No one messes with our boys by Serling reviews
What happens when the twins get pranked, but are incapable of pranking back? Hatchet and Prowl come to their rescue. A cute Ratchet, Prowl, and Twins fic. Reviews welcomed.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,112 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/17/2010 - Complete
Decepticons:Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual by RedEyesOnTheHorizon reviews
Cyclonus broken? Starscream being annoying more than usual? Look no further!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 409 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/14/2010 - Cyclonus, Starscream - Complete
Leaders:Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual by RedEyesOnTheHorizon reviews
Is your Megatron broken? Rodimus malfuctioning? Look no further because now you'll know what you're dealing with!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 474 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/14/2010 - Optimus Prime, Megatron - Complete
Lord of the Facebook: Return of the Friend Request by aotearoan reviews
The Return of the King told through the characters' Facebook accounts. The third instalment of the Lord of the Facebook Statuses follows on from The Two Notifications and the Fellowship of the Facebook Status . Yes, Tolkien is spinning in his grave.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 11,852 - Reviews: 280 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 3/3/2010 - Published: 12/11/2009 - Aragorn, Frodo B. - Complete
Pacifist by playswithworms reviews
Protectobot Beginnings AU - First Aid's reluctance to shoot things runs a little deeper than Ironhide realizes.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,426 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/22/2010 - First Aid, Ironhide - Complete
In the Beginning by Ryan Brooklyn reviews
Origins: Wolverine. Despite his parents’ disapproval, young sickly James Howlett likes to be with his best friend Victor Creed. Little does he know the consequences of his actions, and the painful future mutating inside of him. Non-slash.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,933 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 1/15/2010 - Published: 11/6/2009 - Logan/Wolverine, Sabretooth - Complete
Chat by Botosphere reviews
Chromia arrives on Earth, but Will Lennox missed the memo about her and a certain Weapons Specialist. Will struggles to deal with the repurcussions. Rated T for the situation, nothing explicit but stronger rating than usual. By Eowyn77 for Marinelife37.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,279 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 1/2/2010 - Published: 12/10/2009 - W. Lennox, Ironhide - Complete
Paranoia by Bookworm Gal reviews
Sequel to "Twitchy." How has Glen progressed since the events that first brought him in contact with the Cybertronians? Leo and Simmons pay him a little visit. Glen does not react well to their presence in his home.
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,571 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/1/2010 - R. Simmons, Glen W., Leo S. - Complete
100 Black Crayons by Bookworm Gal reviews
I've seen a ton of those 100 challenge themes out there, so I made one to go with my "Black Crayons" stories. All of them are from Annabelle's point of view and many feature Ironhide. Just thought I'd try this out and see how it goes.
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,149 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 18 - Published: 12/19/2009 - Annabelle L., Ironhide - Complete
The Lord of the Facebook: The Two Notifications by aotearoan reviews
LOTR's The Two Towers, told through the characters' facebook accounts. A continuation of The Fellowship of the Facebook Status Updates by sweetypie15. Same author, but posted under a different account. UPDATE: Return of the Friend Request now up!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 8,264 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 12/11/2009 - Published: 9/10/2009 - Frodo B., Aragorn - Complete
Vengeance is Mastermind by Cadet Deming reviews
Wade Wilson, Emma Frost, Victor Creed, and Jason Stryker look to get revenge on Colonel Stryker.Emma/Wade and Victor/Marrow romance, combines movie comic-verses,and an alternate take on how Wade gets disfigured, cameos from others COMPLETED
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 51,901 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 11/26/2009 - Published: 6/21/2009 - Deadpool/Weapon XI, Emma Frost - Complete
A Protectobot Halloween by playswithworms reviews
Protectobot Beginnings AU - Hot Spot sighed. The zombies giggled. First Aid and Halloween may not be the best combination...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,350 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/29/2009 - First Aid, Hot Spot - Complete
Phoenix by The Starhorse reviews
A look at the history of Ratchet's relationship to Sideswipe, told in snapshots.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,982 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 16 - Published: 10/20/2009 - Ratchet, Sideswipe - Complete
The Platinum Rule by playswithworms reviews
Protectobot Beginnings AU - Wheeljack asks Groove and Streetwise to stand on one foot, and in return they keep him on his toes.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 906 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/20/2009 - Wheeljack, Groove - Complete
Glances Into a Spark by Saesama reviews
Oneshots. Next: Ironhide, meet Sarah. Sarah, put the gun down.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 31,437 - Reviews: 437 - Favs: 357 - Follows: 266 - Updated: 10/20/2009 - Published: 9/10/2007
Small Favors by Lnzy1 reviews
[G1]He never wanted to see a world torn apart by their war as his had been...but in a small American town, abandoned, left to ruin and decay after the initial invasion, Bumblebee finds a glimmer of hope for possible redemption in the form of a small child
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 39,363 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 10/13/2009 - Published: 8/29/2007
Introductions: Sarah Lennox by Botosphere reviews
First in Eowyn77's Introductions series. Sarah Lennox's POV as she meets the Autobots for the first time, beginning with Ironhide. Rated T to be safe for Cybertronian swearing and mild innuendo.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 21,078 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 10/11/2009 - Published: 9/29/2009 - Sarah L., Ironhide
Why Sideswipe is Silver by DaemonicKitten reviews
Animated Sideswipe had always been red, but movie Sideswipe was silver. Why is that? This is one of my theories of what might have happened. AU. ONE-SHOT. COMPLETE.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,032 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/10/2009 - Sideswipe, Mikaela B. - Complete
Memories of a Runt by Clumsy Peg reviews
Jazz as a sparkling......Primus help us all.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,150 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 30 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Jazz, Ratchet - Complete
Ravage Goes Crazy by Arctic Banana reviews
Soundwave sadly forgets that sleep is a thing of the past when you have a cat in the house.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 426 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 15 - Published: 9/16/2009 - Soundwave, Ravage - Complete
Special Delivery by Arctic Banana reviews
In the midst of a delivery route, Sideways encounters every courier's worst enemy: the common dog.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,098 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/11/2009 - Sideways - Complete
The Fellowship of the Facebook Status by sweetypie15 reviews
LOTR's Fellowship of the Ring told through the characters' facebook statuses. UPDATE: The Two Notifications and The Return of the Friend Request are now up! under Aotearoan for author . Yes, Tolkien is turning in his grave.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,166 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 9/10/2009 - Published: 8/14/2009 - Frodo B., Aragorn - Complete
Prisoner by antepathy reviews
Starscream, captured by Autobots, spends time with a linguist. This is my very first fanfic, so it's a little...wobbly. Now divided into slightly more manageable chapters!
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 24,419 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 9/2/2009 - Published: 9/1/2009 - Starscream, Ratchet - Complete
Claustrophobia by Shadow Wolf 359 reviews
A freak accident in a battle between the Autobots and Decepticons leaves Ratchet stuck deep within a collapsed cave with Starscream, and it's up to Ratchet to keep the Seeker calm enough that he doesn't panic and get them both killed.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,812 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 250 - Updated: 8/24/2009 - Published: 8/17/2009 - Starscream, Ratchet
Ratchet Appreciation Day by Clumsy Peg reviews
Mikaela talks with Ratchet one day about an offer he got from Ultra Magnus. Will he go for the team he's always dreamed of, or stay with the crazy bots he's grown to love? Expect friendship and fluff. Gift fic, general Movieverse.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,362 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/6/2009 - Ratchet, Mikaela B. - Complete
I Will Protect You by Arctic Banana reviews
Hiding alone on a hostile planet can be scary for a small, easily frightened mech like Sideways. It's only natural that he'd want a friend to protect him.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,309 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/2/2009 - Sideways, Demolishor - Complete
What The Transformers Thought Of Transformers 07 by Kibble Beast reviews
When the Transformers heard that Transformers 2007 was coming out, they just had to tune in and watch the premiere. But just what will their reactions be? Warning: this is deranged. G1-verse!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,990 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 26 - Published: 7/28/2009 - Complete
The Moments We Missed by Zarak342 reviews
ROTF. Heavy ‘Transformers 2: Revenge of the Fallen’ spoilers. As the title indicates; the moments we seemed to miss from the new movie. Drabble mixed with random drabble. Small chapters, thoughts, stuff. ROTF. -Request open-
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,580 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 7/23/2009 - Published: 6/29/2009
The Best of Friends by Arctic Banana reviews
Ever since Sideswipe and Jolt met on Earth, they knew they'd be the best of friends...
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,586 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/19/2009 - Sideswipe, Jolt - Complete
Thanks for the Memories by Luki Dimension reviews
ROTF. Sometimes you don't get a happy ending. What would happen if the knowledge of the Allspark never left Sam's head?
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,554 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 34 - Published: 7/16/2009 - Sam W., Bumblebee - Complete
Forgotten by That Buggy Girl reviews
Post-ROTF. Nobody seemed to notice that the twins were pretty slagged up during the final battle. At first, nobody even remembered to retrieve them! Oddly enough, they were perfectly okay with that.
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 611 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/10/2009 - Mudflap, Skids - Complete
Bone Garden by Dierdre reviews
The next time Starscream set foot on human soil, it was in a forgotten place. Post-2007 Movieverse
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,953 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/6/2009 - Complete
Youngling by Karategal reviews
PreMovie Verse : 2007 Just how did Optimus Prime and the other Autobots cope with raising Bumblebee, the last of the younglings? Protocol only goes so far when a youngling is involved...
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 75,059 - Reviews: 963 - Favs: 938 - Follows: 384 - Updated: 6/22/2009 - Published: 7/31/2007 - Optimus Prime, Bumblebee - Complete
Ferrari by Bookworm Gal reviews
Maggie pulls up in a Ferrari, but what's with Miles? He's acting weird, even for him. Read "Satan's Camaro" first or else you don't get the full effect.
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,288 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/20/2009 - Maggie M., Miles L. - Complete
Silverfox Lining by Cadet Deming reviews
What went on behind the scenes of captivity for the mutants on Three Mile Island. Victor Creed at his cruelest, Wade at his wackiest, Emma at her Frostiest, Stryker at his slimiest, Kayla gets recruited and more, semi-sequel to Prey Drive Completed
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 22,988 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/18/2009 - Published: 6/4/2009 - Deadpool/Weapon XI, Sabretooth - Complete
Of Lights by FanfictionWriter83729 reviews
Oneshot, 07Movie. When you're young, you tend to think you'll live forever. A tiny moment with Sam, Bumblebee, and lights.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,914 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/17/2009 - Sam Witwicky, Bumblebee - Complete
Twitchy by Bookworm Gal reviews
Glen never could handle stress well. He still can't.
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 665 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/14/2009 - Glen W. - Complete
In Any Other Story by Burnedtoasty reviews
It is perhaps the precarious stillness, most of all, which nags Emil.
Incredible Hulk - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,035 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Published: 6/9/2009 - Complete
Prey Drive by Cadet Deming reviews
Victor Creed gets his first Mutant-hunting assignment. Wacky hijinks ensue. And a few murders and explosions. Horror/Comedy/Psychological Thriller COMPLETED
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,148 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/2/2009 - Published: 5/18/2009 - Sabretooth, J. Stryker - Complete
All The World Is Waiting For The Sun by Arctic Banana reviews
It starts raining on a camping trip. Bumblebee's scared of thunder, Mikaela has the ability to assemble storm clouds, Sam's annoyed at Mikaela's ability, Barricade is ticked off by the squishies as usual, and Jazz just wants his leg back from Bumblebee.
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,750 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/23/2009 - Complete
Satan's Camaro by Bookworm Gal reviews
Miles' theory on why so many things with Sam has changed. Even stranger than what really happened. Also, his idea of what Bumblebee is.
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 488 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 23 - Published: 5/20/2009 - Miles L., Bumblebee - Complete
Mr Fairy by Phoenix13 reviews
MOVIEVERSE Sam introduces Bumblebee to Roger Hargreaves world of Mr Men and Little Miss. With predictable results... Short and sweet.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 999 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/4/2009 - Bumblebee, Sam Witwicky - Complete
Raising A Decepticon by DarkAngelLillith reviews
Why did Megatron leave Shockwave in charge of Cybertron without fear of being backstabbed? Warning: sparkling abuse
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,914 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/28/2009 - Megatron, Shockwave - Complete
28 Skywarps by Dreamchylde reviews
*G1* 28 shorts centered around our favorite Seeker, Skywarp.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,901 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 3/23/2009 - Published: 12/7/2008 - Skywarp
Megatron by autumn sparrow reviews
Power and ambition are meaningless without knowledge and understanding. A simple one shot.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,977 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Published: 3/15/2009 - Megatron, Optimus Prime - Complete
Just a Little Candle by Dierdre reviews
Down the corridor, beyond the glass, dwells a creature that does not bleed, and who laughs even as he screams. A movieverse fic.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,790 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 27 - Published: 3/5/2009 - Mikaela B., Sam Witwicky
Bite Marks by vericus reviews
pre-war - Prowl was so going to get fired.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,604 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 19 - Published: 2/20/2009 - Jazz, Prowl - Complete
The Smallest Wonders of Nature by BiloxiBlueberry reviews
Bumblebee's just onlined and is taking in the world around him.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 535 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/5/2009 - Bumblebee, Prowl - Complete
Descant by Vaeru reviews
G1/Jux compliant. Requiem sequel. Prowl doubted that his desired image of Respected Superior Officer came across very well with a half-scrapped mech clinging to his hand, but he loomed as best as he was able and glared.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,925 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 213 - Updated: 1/30/2009 - Published: 4/9/2008 - Prowl, Jazz
Not Okay by FanfictionWriter83729 reviews
Movieverse, oneshot. In this world they all pretend, but the truth is that everyone is an inch from breaking. It’s been four hundred and thirteen days since Mission City, and no one is really okay.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,482 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/23/2009 - Complete
Whispers in the Dark by Oni-Gil reviews
07 Movieverse. The night watchman at Sector Seven spends a night with NBE-1 and learns why nobody ever does it twice.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,339 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/20/2008 - Megatron - Complete
Wheeljack, Noun by DrDadster reviews
G1. Wheeljack, noun: A small but powerful destructive force to be regarded with caution. Oneshot. / 2008
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 502 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/15/2008 - Prowl, Wheeljack - Complete
Keep All Limbs Inside the Vehicle At All Times by Arctic Banana reviews
Jazz takes an unfortunate car thief on a homicidal joyride.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,324 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 556 - Follows: 71 - Published: 12/13/2008 - Jazz - Complete
Wings by Oni-Gil reviews
Post-2007-movie. Sam takes pity on an injured Decepticon, despite the misgivings of his Autobot friends, and ends up with a disabled mech living in his backyard for an indefinite length of time.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,940 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 681 - Follows: 116 - Published: 11/25/2008 - Sam W., Starscream - Complete
A Gentleman Lost by Burnedtoasty reviews
TF2k7: The crew stood ill at ease around the screaming captain, shuffling their feet and glancing at each other, at that ominous, dark gulch, too frightened to even speculate as to what horrors such an abyss housed.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,043 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Published: 11/23/2008 - Complete
Concerning Flight by Kyra Neko-Rei reviews
Movieverse: Megatron learns to handle a flying alt-form, with Starscream alongside to point and laugh---and occasionally help. Hints of future Megatron/Starscream.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,570 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 20 - Published: 11/21/2008 - Megatron, Starscream - Complete
Practical Applications by Dierdre reviews
Sam tests out a new invention. Ratchet is not amused.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,241 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 389 - Follows: 49 - Published: 11/18/2008 - Complete
Something Less Bright by Burnedtoasty reviews
TF2k7: A small and tattered thing that, in a better world, might have been something more.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,638 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/17/2008 - Ironhide, Ratchet - Complete
I Am A Box! by DrDadster reviews
TFA / Animated. Wreck-Gar discovers an ordinary cardboard box, and this can't be good news for anyone. Ratchet x Wreck-Gar, oneshot. / 2011
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 417 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/31/2008 - [Ratchet, Wreck-Gar] - Complete
The Autobot Files by FanfictionWriter83729 reviews
Five drabbles. Movieverse. Autobots, and fun with alien stereotypes. Click to find the answers to crop circles, UFOs, and more!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,348 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/30/2008 - Complete
Puppy Love by Burnedtoasty reviews
Animated: The most honest kind there is.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 396 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Published: 10/17/2008 - Complete
The Clark Kent Enigma by FanfictionWriter83729 reviews
Drabble, Movieverse. Sometimes Sam forgets the Superman side of the Autobot equation...Sometimes it would do the humans well not to forget that fact.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 824 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/16/2008 - Bumblebee, Sam Witwicky - Complete
Bath Teim! by Arctic Banana reviews
It's bathtime for wee Bumblebee, and he manages to run Optimus Prime and Elita-One to Hell and back to get him to take one.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,200 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 20 - Published: 9/21/2008 - Bumblebee, Optimus Prime - Complete
Let's Wait For Ratchet by Arctic Banana reviews
Jazz is not feeling well. Wheeljack tries to help. And oh, how he helps...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 347 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/12/2008 - Complete
15 Scorponok Blackouts by Burnedtoasty reviews
TF2k7: A 15-part writing challenge proposed by a friend, focusing on Scorponok and Blackout.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,865 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/26/2008 - Published: 4/13/2008 - Blackout, Scorponok
Monument To Creativity by Shimegami reviews
G1 oneshot. The life and times of the Giant Purple Griffin. Because sometimes, you have to really wonder if Megatron is just bored some days.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,698 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/29/2008 - Complete
Spark Sitting by Arctic Banana reviews
Prowl volunteers to watch Sunstreaker and Sideswipe. What at first seems like another hectic night of Lambo-twin mayhem eventually takes a drastic turn when the twins realize that Prowl's a bit more fun to hang out with than they originally thought.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,181 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 29 - Published: 6/27/2008 - Prowl, Sunstreaker - Complete
Balderdash by ShyLight reviews
Bluestreak’s big mouth causes a scuffle in the Ark. It also becomes apparent that this is just one of many cases. The solution to this? The quiet game and a bet. This may actually become a problem though. “Talk may be cheap, but it keeps him sane.”
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,273 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 130 - Published: 6/25/2008 - Bluestreak
Hit The Brakes by Shimegami reviews
Random drabbles of the 2007 movieverse. Humor, drama, and everything inbetween. Next Up: Ratchet puts the fear of god into Prowl. Remember to drink your energon, kids!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 13,526 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 6/23/2008 - Published: 12/9/2007
The Jukebox by DarkAngelLillith reviews
Ended up doing the song meme that's going around lj. A little bit of everything inside.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,373 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 5/31/2008 - Published: 5/25/2008 - Complete
Babysit by TOONSRULE reviews
Perceptor, as a sparkling, is cared for by Ratchet when he loses his mother. No slash, pure Perceptor sparkling cuteness.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,531 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 5/29/2008 - Published: 5/20/2008 - Complete
The Name Game by Hearts of Eternity reviews
Movieverse. What if the humans started wondering about the names their Cybertronian friends chose for themselves? Why is Starscream, Starscream? Or Bumblebee called Bumblebee? Well, they put their tiny, organic brains together to try and figure it out...
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 27,276 - Reviews: 367 - Favs: 604 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 5/4/2008 - Published: 1/23/2008 - Complete
While You Were Sleeping by Arctic Banana reviews
Bumblebee can't sleep, so Ratchet allows him to sleep in his room, unfortunately at the sacrifice of his own sleep.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,000 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/30/2008 - Bumblebee, Ratchet - Complete
The Rules of Size by Aspirare reviews
There are four rules that define who we are and how we all live.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,289 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 18 - Published: 4/22/2008 - Complete
Recruiting by Burnedtoasty reviews
TF2k7: Barricade, after witnessing the events of Mission City and the badly-lost battle, begins to retreat, thinking to wait out the interim of the Autobots' victory. However, on the way, he runs into some... interference, of the carbonated kind.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,438 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/13/2008 - Barricade - Complete
Tales of Mojo 'Superdog' by Phoenix13 reviews
MOVIEVERSE The adventures of Sam's Chihuahua, Mojo, with the Autobots. Chapter 11 Bumblebee, Sam, and Mojo are caught red-handed in Optimus Prime's quarters looking for naughty femme material under his recharge berth - but by who?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 27,226 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 4/8/2008 - Published: 10/5/2007
Brotherly Love by P.A.W.07 reviews
The Autobots have a prisoner who is being … stubborn … and Sam can't help but make an observation. The kind of observation which only a human male's mind could perceive. One-shot. 2007movieverse. Crack.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,665 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 354 - Follows: 64 - Published: 4/4/2008 - Prowl, Barricade, Sam Witwicky - Complete
Cauterize by Lady Altair reviews
"Of course it's missing something vital. That's the point." Dennis Creevey takes up his brother's camera after the war.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,648 - Reviews: 1682 - Favs: 7,761 - Follows: 980 - Published: 3/24/2008 - Dennis C. - Complete
Autobot's Guide to Human Recreation by Kisu Pure reviews
Movieverse. Short stories documenting the Autobots trying their hand at a few of the humans' favorite recreational activities. On haitus forever. :I
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,986 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 3/14/2008 - Published: 1/4/2008
Requiem by Vaeru reviews
G1. Jazz centric. Redline's hands were pure white, at odds with the deep blue and silver of the rest of his paintjob. Jazz remembered those hands very well. They had been the last things he had seen.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,841 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 33 - Published: 3/13/2008 - Jazz - Complete
Grand, Stupid Things by The Starhorse reviews
Sunstreaker's right. Sideswipe really is stupid.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,041 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 20 - Published: 2/16/2008 - Complete
So Cold by FanfictionWriter83729 reviews
[Oneshot]Movieverse: Maybe their almost desperate grab at something so warm is their way of assuring themselves that there is something out there that isn’t all fighting and death and loss and…and cold. They are so cold, their friends. So very, very cold.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,102 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/5/2007 - Complete
Pieces of the Dead by David Hines reviews
Sam and Optimus take a road trip. Movieverse, with some tips of the hat to other formats.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,462 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 279 - Follows: 17 - Published: 11/8/2007 - Complete
Is it a Shindig or a Hootenanny? by ShyLight reviews
G1: During Sideswipe's antics, he causes Prowl’s CPU to crash. In compensation for lack of memory, the tactician’s battle computer takes over. Now Sideswipe, and a handful of bravely stupid Autobots, must try to fix a crazy Prowl as he wages “war”
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 25,019 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 321 - Follows: 279 - Updated: 10/10/2007 - Published: 7/30/2007 - Prowl
Allergies and Duct Tape by Kyron reviews
07 Movieverse. Sam decides to go say hello to Ratchet in the med bay. What he expected and what he learned are two totally different things.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,165 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 22 - Published: 10/3/2007 - Complete
Mojo Mayhem by Phoenix13 reviews
[Movieverse][Post Movie] Sam Witwicky needs a babysitter for his dog, Mojo, while he goes on vacation. Surely not a hard job for super advanced alien robots, right?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 23,760 - Reviews: 372 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 9/29/2007 - Published: 7/27/2007 - Complete
Mozart's Requiem by ShyLight reviews
G1: Soundwave could not care less on what happens to the human race. He does, however, have a soft spot for some of their music. Oneshot.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,172 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/17/2007 - Soundwave - Complete
Rain Stops Play by Koi Lungfish reviews
G1, preEarth - Trailbreaker and Prowl disagree on what best to do in a rainstorm.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 875 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/9/2007 - Trailbreaker, Prowl - Complete
Mail Delivery by Koi Lungfish reviews
G1, S2 - Streetwise learns mail security from Red Alert.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,250 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/21/2007 - Red Alert, Streetwise - Complete
The Color Purple by Red Tale reviews
G1 When Bumblebee is injured in battle, Spike has to get a ride from a different yellow autobot. And somehow that leads to the color purple. Sunstreaker and Spike how many people put these two together…nobody, right?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,483 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/14/2007 - Complete
Flirting With Objects by Mara Greengrass reviews
When Scott loses a bet to Jean, she comes up with a...unique way for him to pay up.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,160 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 19 - Published: 9/23/2006 - Cyclops - Complete
Grin and Bear It by Tirya King reviews
G1. Collaboration with MariaShadow. The medic with an exterior of steel and spines is accused of having a fluff interior. Watch as insults and laser scalpels fly. Oneshot
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,806 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/3/2006 - Complete
In Flight by Mara Greengrass reviews
Jean finds that train rides are good places to think deep thoughts.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,999 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 10 - Published: 2/5/2006 - Jean G. - Complete
Even Angels have Scars by Blue Frodo reviews
A rehistory of Kurt Wagner that focuses on his life as a circus performer in Europe and is a blending of both the movieverse and comic verse. This story gives an entirely different perspective on where his scars came from and why. COMPLETE.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 56 - Words: 149,291 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 6/26/2005 - Published: 2/1/2005 - Nightcrawler, Logan/Wolverine - Complete
6:55 AM by Mara Greengrass reviews
6:55 AM and all's well in Bobby Drake's world.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 646 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 5 - Published: 2/10/2002 - Complete
Shattered
How do you deal with survivor's guilt and the fact that you can't turn to everyone because they all look up to you to be perfect? Angst/depressed fic. Non-graphic mentions of suicide. May be triggering to some people. Read at your own risk.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 311 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/20/2013 - Complete