Hello and welcome to my profile! I'm obsessed with Harry Potter and Maximum Ride and The Fault in Our Stars and- Ok ok, I haven't updated in forever... I have no excuses. None. I just have been sooooooo busy and just argh I son't think writing is for me... I sowwy.

Favorite Color: Blue :3

Favorite Series: Harry Potter!

Favorite Character: Remus Lupin!

Favorite Ship: Dramione! PSH., I AM SO IN LOVE WITH FAX FAX IS #1 SHIP I SAILLLL

Some funny stuff about Harry Potter:

SnapeApple= Snapple

Harry: Best friend nailed the girl, so I got the sister.

Harry: Professor, stop screaming my name! Snape: That's not what your mom said last night!

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In Remembrance to Remus J. Lupin
the last real Marauderer
who was not just a wonderful father
a incredible husband and brave hero
as well as a freakin' awesome werewolf

In Remembrance of Alastor ‘Mad-Eye’ Moody
who’s motto ‘constant vigilance’ kept him alive
and scared the crap out of some kids too.

In Remembrance of Tom Marvelo Riddle a.k.a. Voldemort
who was pretty cool, and cute when he was younger
but who got his ass thoroughly kicked in the end

You say Twlilight
I say Harry Potter
You say Bella
I say Bellatrix
You say Jacob Black
I say Sirius Black
You say Team Edward
I say Team James
You say Robert Pattison
I'll say 'Is Cedric Diggory'
You say Pattison is hot
I'll say Tom Felton is HOTTER
You think Bella and Edward are the Perfect dream couple?
I think that would be Lily and James
You say the wolf pack was close
I'll point out that Fred and George don't read minds and they can STILL finish eachothers' sentences
You say Edward
I'll say "Harry, now shut up!"
Copy/Paste this if you agree that Twilight is nothing compared with HP and it's magical glory

Random quotes I like:

Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings -Robert Bloch

Why do people say "no offense" right before they're about to offend you? -Anonymous

The best way to lie is to tell the truth...carefully edited truth. -Anonymous

Board of Reviewers:

Beauty422

Daniel

Melanie

Elena

Lillie

(Come on! I need more!)

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List twelve characters from Harry Potter in no particular order, then answer theses questions about them.

1) Remus Lupin

2) Sirius Black

3) Harry Potter

4) James Potter

5) Lily Potter

6) Hermione Granger

7) Ron Weasely

8) Draco Malfoy (Come on, he's cute)

9) Ginny Potter

10) Nymphadora Tonks

11) Neville Longbottom

12) George Wealey

1) Have you ever read a six/eleven fic?

No, but I would consider it :)

2) Do you think four is hot? How hot?

Meh.

3) What would happen if twelve got eight pregnant?

HOW WOULD THAT HAPPEN?! Only Potters are known for male pregnancies! (That's from the the Marauder's Companion, by mibamonster, READ IT)

4) Can you recall any fics about nine?

Quite a lot, actually.

5) Would two and six make a good couple?

Well, if it weren't for the age difference... then yeah.

6) five/nine or five/ten? Why?

Lily/Ginny or Lily/Tonks, umm I think Lily/Tonks because of a smaller age difference...

7) What if seven walked in on two and twelve making out?

If Ron walked in on George and Sirius making out? Umm Ron would probably scream bloody murder.

8) Make up a summary or a three/ten fic?

Harry/Tonks? Ok: Harry gets close to Nymphadora as the war draws closer, what will happen when two star crossed lovers are torn apart?

9) Is there such a thing as one/ eight fluff?

Remus/Draco? Yeah, I don't really thinks so... but maybe I could make that happen! *cue laughing like a maniac*

10) Suggest a title for a seven/twelve hurt/ comfort fic?

Ron/George, at least it's not weird: Twins Torn Apart

11) Is anything on your fav list about eleven?

I really like that Neville was so brave and killed Nagini and in the movie, puberty did him well.

12) Think of a title for a two/four or a two/five?

Sirius/James or Sirius/Lily: Um I'll do the second one as 'James is Going to be Pissed'

13) If you wrote a song fic about eight, what song would it be?

Erm... Draco's would be 15) If you wrote a one/six/twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Remus/Hermione/George: Extreme jealousy and disciplinary issues!

16) When was the last time you read a fic about five?

Lily: About 2 days ago, it was really good, it's called The Marauder's Companion

17) (1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (7). (1), heartbroken, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (3).

Remus and Ron are in a happy relationship until Ginny runs off with Ron. Remus, heartbroken, has a hot one-night stand with Neville and a brief unhappy affair with George, until he follows the advice of Lily and finds true love with Harry.

WHY WOULD RON GO OFF WITH GINNY?! MY BRAIN IS EXPLODING FROM ALL THE GROSS WRONG IMAGES. *brain overrides and explodes*

18) What title would you give this fic?

Incest and Pedophilia.

17) What would be a good pick up line for ten to use on two?

Tonks to Sirius: I was wondering if you were a star, because y'know. You're name.. (I know, so bad!)

18) How would you feel if Seven/Eight were in a fight?

Draco and Ron: I'd be like: Meh. Ron's an idiot but Draco's a bit mean so...

19) What would you think if you found (5) was a really good friend of a sibling or relative of yours?

I'd say: "I NEED TO TELL HARRY HIS MOTHER ISN'T DEAD" and then Harry would love me and we'd become best friends, and then I'd become best friends with all the Harry Potter folk. The End.

20) Let's say Two, Eight and Eleven were stuck in a burning barn. You can only save one of them. Which would you save?

Sirius, Draco, or Neville, tough, very tough. Well, erm, Neville because Sirius was gonna die anyway and Draco's a bit of a traitor...

21) Who would you rather kill off: One or Ten?

Remus or Tonks? Um, Remus, because Tonks is gonna bear his child and is pregnant so... yeah.

22) Let's say you are going to die and you were allowed to bring either Three or Five with you. Who would you want to accompany you in death?

Lily or Harry: You guys are gonna hate me but... *takes in deep breath* Lily, she is gonna die anyway and we NEED Harry to live HE HAS CHILDREN!

23) Would you ever go on a date with Twelve?

George I guess yeah, he's so funny and caring and stuff like that, plus he's cute! :)