Based off of '333 Ways to Get Kicked Out of Walmart' and '333 and More Ways to Get Kicked Out of HQ'. Rated T. Crack. Contains all characters and rare instances where the thing known as sanity appears. Winner of 'Best Anthology' at the 2015 Hetalia Awards.

Meanwhile, in the Hyrulian version of Valhalla, where the Heroes go when they die… A series of cracky shorts featuring all of the Links and their wacky adventures in the afterlife. (This story is currently on HIATUS. Please read the FAQ for more details!)

We drifted...left each other reluctantly, and now he's not coming back. I've never ruled out the impossible, but when an exact copy of my dead brother was born, and of all people I was left to raise him, I've started to believe God's just mocking me. RECENTLY UPDATED. In the next very unfortunate adventure for the odd Hitachiin Family: A NEW HOST CLUB

God has a terrible sense of humor and Kanda isn't laughing. And probably won't be...for nine more months. AllenxKandaxAllen, Mpreg!Kanda. Written to prove that it can be done right.

"Hold on. Liechtenstein THREATENING Switzerland? Belarus AVOIDING Russia instead of obsessively stalking him? Either this is a sign of the Apocalypse, or I somehow poured beer into my cereal this morning," all the nations thought along these lines.

Hikaru's hand tightened in his – Kaoru's not quite sure how it got there because he thought his arms were around Hikaru, and Hikaru's around him. He pressed his nose further into his brother's hair.

A routine mission becomes a struggle as Allen and Kanda face off begrudgingly against Akuma, illness and each other.

Sometimes, it was hard to get a good bath at the Academy, especially when the bathwater mysteriously took on a tint of watercolor-red. All anyone knew was that someone sneaking into the bath was hurt, and hurt badly...

Following the defeat of the Kishin Asura, Kid's guilt at his inability to trust his father and his fear of being less than perfect finally catches up with him and begins to unravel the delicate thread of his sanity.

Thor opens a linen closet and uncover's his brother's most diabolical prank to ever afflict mankind. Set before the events of the film. ONESHOT. Please review.

Two-shot. Death was 'interesting;' it wasn't 'fun.' So they'd never really given it much thought until...until...Rated T for character deaths, depression, ect. Angsty. :3

"In sickness and in health, to love and to cherish; from this day forward until death do us part." Kyouya takes it all very seriously. Happy birthday, Hitachiin twins!

Smash Mansion is an intimidating place at first. Link learns that not everything revolves around saving the world, that everyone deserves a little break, and that everything is better when you've got friends by your side.

And Loki, he realizes – the father no longer calls him by son. Only brother of Thor. Only nameless shadow. Only distance.

Loki finds a way to get what he is missing.

A prolonged note that nobody could hear. A song meant for nobody. A melody that hurt the player.

Written for the 100 theme challenge, chapters will focus around Daisuke, Satoshi, or both. Various genres and ratings will be explored.

All England wanted to do was take a simple trip to the grocery store and get some tea. Was that so much to ask? WAS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK? Apparently so.

One's humanity is ripped away. The other becomes his savior, his keeper. Is his blood really the only that will suffice? The two will battle to overcome the odds and prove their selves to a bounty hunter in order to find a cure. If there is one. *Blood*

In the wake of the Subspace Emissary, the smashers have to figure out how to solve their issues, get along, enjoy a few romances, and deal with their newest, crazed enemy: the executive board of the ESRB.

After all they've been through it's hard to imagine that they could lose one of them in a simple accident, because of a drunk driver. So why is Morgan fighting tonight to keep half dead, barely conscious Reid alive in a wreck of a car? TWOSHOT

On Satoshi'sfourteenth birthday, it's not his reflection he sees in the mirror any more.

-Oneshot- In his own way, General Yu Kanda knew how to mourn, if only a little differently from a ‘normal’ human being.

3 Year Gap, Issue #2; While traveling to his new home and job at STAR Labs, Brainy has a little mishap in the spaceport involving a lost child, Spaceport Security, and a load of Coluan prejudice. LoSH animated; Post-Dark Victory

Oneshot for all the victims of the flash flood Ondoy: He heard something like a soft sniffle. Oh God, was Kaoru crying? Right then and there he promised himself that someday he’d come up with a way to solve all the world’s problems.

A mystery is afoot in Hyrule. A portal that should have been forever sealed has reopened. What else is to be done, but to call upon Link to deal with it? Spoilers for the end of Twilight Princess, sort of.

In a world without Jet, and where the Avatar is presumed dead, two Freedom Fighters must persevere against staggering odds and take the fate of the world into their own hands.

When all other attempts to keep Reid out of harm's way fail, drastic measures are required.

His frame trembles just enough to give him away, but not enough to interfere with the fight. How it always is with Kanda, in Allen's eyes. "Did you know, Kanda, that your soul is stuck?" And sinking quickly. One-shot.

When Light's checkmate on L is reversed he kidnaps L in a violent act of desperation. Now the investigators are on his tail and Light has to push his ideals to greater extremes to survive, but will he go as far as torturing and murdering with his own hands?

Suicide missions were his speciality, since his curse granted him that extra edge of ruthlessness in battle. And by now everyone at the Black Order seemed pretty confident in his ability of not dying, or rather, coming back to life. Kanda Yuu-centric.Angs

Phantom Girl and Timber Wolf give Chameleon Boy flying lessons. Cham practically totals the ship! To make matters worse, Brainiac 5 is down and someone is playing some serious head games with our heroes.

it's much better to face these kind of things with a sense of poise

Lee confuses Suna

The Second Hand of Time has been destroyed, yet the weirdness continues. The Niwa know something is wrong, but only one person has the knowledge to help them discover what. Alternate ending for anime, rated for language, violence, suicide. Slash SatDai.

It's kill or be killed—well, sort of—when the host club and associates are kidnapped to a deserted island. Friendships will be tried, alliances reformed, and rivalries exploited as they battle to survive a "deadly" round of paintball capture-the-flag.

The Weasley twins have accidentally stumbled upon what might be their absolute favorite secret of all time, and it's not even THEIRS! Oneshot. Drabbley.

And why a person might start collecting them. Yukicentric.

A look into a broken future. X.A.N.A. has won, and the last of the Lyoko warriors falls to one of her own... UxY, oneshot. Warning: character death and angsty angst.

Their friendship is built on such strange things. [Smellershot.]

Seven days, three students, one school. When the Loner, Geek, and Soccer Prodigy team up, what hope has anyone else got?

The darkest time of the year. Daisuke and Satoshi have to make things end, or be ended themselves. SatDai. COMPLETE.

My take on Yuki's childhood years in the main house. Features all sorts of juicy stuff like why he stopped talking, the dark room, his relationship with Akito, and why he moved in with Shigure. Rated for mature elements like torture and depression.

Sometimes it's hard to decide what is more important in a given circumstance and in this particularly hard situation, Niwa Daisuke is stuck between understanding his friend ...and the welfare of some fruit flies.

In the Theatre, the Marionette is the part that everyone focuses on. Controlled by the Puppeteer, the Marionette brings delight to the Audience. But is the Marionette as content with this life as led to believe? Oneshot.

Oneshot. A cup is a simple concept. it holds liquid it's a container. Hiwatari Satoshi considers a cup.

Three nights, four missing items, seven suspects. How exactly does Satoshi get to the bottom of this mystery?

Why is it always the quiet ones who are the complete psychos behind the wheel? Yumi's POV