If you Believe in Jesus Christ, put this on your profile, and don't deny this, because the bible says, "Deny me, and i will Deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven."

Books: Gallagher Girls

Manga/Anime: Shugo Chara, Special A, Itazura Na Kiss, Maid Sama, Hapi Mari, Kaze no Stigma, etc

Dislikes: Blacksheep stories, writing reports, essays

I'm single, not really looking for a boyfriend o.O, though my friends say I should definitly get one. I'm not into those fantasy futures like having a big house with lots of money when I grow up. Most people think like that, but I want a small house and no children, I wouldn't mind adopting kids if they're like 10 or older. Yeah... I'm sorta weird that way.

Men are like bank accounts.

Without a lot of money, they don't generate a lot of interest.

Cop pulls over to me an says, "There's a carrot tied to your bumper. What are you trying to do?"

and I reply. "I was trolling for pigs and looks like I caught one!"

Is it a coincidence when you scramble the letters of lame, you get male?

I really tried to be nice today but some a$$hole snatched the halo off my head, broke it into two, and shoved both halves into my forhead so now my horns are out!

Boy: Girls should come with instruction manuals.

Girl: Won't do you any good. Being a guy, you'll never read the instructions!

Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut-up.

YOU ARE UNIQUE, just like everyone else... haha that always makes me laugh ;)