Yeah so I've got a new user name because my mom found out I'm writting on here and is trying to find it. If she read it I would be in deep doo-doo because of language so I may change my name every so often for the next few months.

My friends say I'm spontaneous.

My mom says I'm creative.

My sister says I have 'issues'.

My soul sister says I'm weird.

I say I'm unique, funny, sarcastic, loud, interesting, and not ashamed to be myself.

My dad just stays quiet.

Favorite things?

reading, writing, reading my friends work, FanFiction, babysitting my nieces, and my iPod.

Things to know about me?

I'm addicted to vampires, witches, angels (fallen or not), werewolves, and (to sum it up) all things supernatural

I don't always think before I speak or type and I don't always edit a whole bunch so yeah you might find some interesting things

I sometimes (as in a lot) switch tenses just because it doesn't make sense in the other tense

I may get bored with something a take a break from it

I'm posting each chapter as i write and may decide to change something previously. If i do it will be in the a/n

I love sarcasm (it's my favorite language) and things that can be taken two ways (hahaha especially when the person you are talking to doesn't get it)

Ohh and spelling is not my forte

Great woman comebacks

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man : If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: Your eyes they're amazing.
Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.

Man: I'd like to call you. What's your number?
Woman: It's in the phone book

Man: But I don't know your name
Woman: That's in the phone book too

Man: I know how to please a woman
Woman: Then please leave me alone

Man: I can tell you want me.
Woman: Ohhhh, your so right, I want you to leave

Man: If you were a hamburger at McDonalds you would be McGorgeous
Woman: Would that be under your McLame Burger

Man: Did it hurt when you fell out of heaven
Woman: Not nearly as bad as when you fell on planet rejection

Man: Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again
Woman: No, but sure...next time just be sure to keep walking

Man: I want to give myself to you
Woman: Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts

Man: It's a good thing I have a library card because I'm checking you out
Woman: Sorry, I'm on reserve for someone else

Icon things

Put this
(o)on ur page
if u like music. Music is Life

Animal cruelty is wrong!!!
(\(\ put this bunny
(=',') on your profile if you want to
(/('')('') stop animal cruelty

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(='.'=)This is a Bunny. Put him on your
(")_(") homepage and help him on his way to WORLD DOMINATION!

Only me and my bff (a list of stupid things we do)(it is pointless to question our sanity because we already know they are nonexistant)

1) FIght because we are werewolf and vampire-sworn enemies

2) Make an already awkward situation more awkward by yelling STOP TOUCHING ME!!! (band trip. we had to share beds two beds to a room two people to a bed. the lights were off and everyone was literally almost falling of the beds trying to put as much distance between each other)

3) Yell over which is better flute or clarinet when it is obviously flute (GO FLUTES!)

4) Have an entire email conversation about chocolate milk (still in progression)

5) Fight in front of our band teacher who has decided that with each other we don't need enemies (hahaha yay for frienemies!)

6) Plot ways to kill Bella Swan

7) Plot escape roots from radiation and flooding *we live near a river and plants* which would probably just kill us faster

8) Have a completely serious conversation in our alternate personalities (vamp and wolf) that will last for hours

9) 'fight' about something via PM while forgetting what we are 'fighting' about and agreeing that is probably something stupid but both being too lazy to see what it is untill a week later then agreeing that it was stupid while still 'fighting' about it all in the same conversation (whew that was a mouth full *dont even say it Becky there are lil' children here*)

will add more as I think of them.LOVE YOU BECKY!!!! NOT LIKE THAT!!! STOP TOUCHING ME!!!

If con is the opposite if pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?

Month one

Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..." !

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.
BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb @#!*% ?"

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.
BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.
BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.
BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool withyouat that time of the month.
BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.

FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.
BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"

FRIENDS: Will help you move.
BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin " @#!*% !" we messed up!

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds @#!*% that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college.
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this crap because they know it's what they act like or their own best friend/s act like.

Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?

A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.
The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.
The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.
Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.
The little girl said, "When i get to heaven I will ask Jonah."
The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell ?"
The little girl replied, "Then you ask him?"

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...
You talk to yourself a lot.
You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (e.g. 'Why do I constantly ask my self random things?')
When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (e.g. 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean someones liver?')
After uttering a profound peice of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, 'Holy crap, this stuff is great for sugar highs...'
You live off of sugar and caffeine (the two greatest things ever discovered!)
You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then disappear off the face of the earth.
You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.
When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.
You tend to collect Bic Sticks off the ground like picking pennies off the ground.
No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.
The letters on your keyboard are wearing off.
Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.
People think you have A.D.D.
You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.
You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.
You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason
Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.
And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101.
(copy that into you're profile if you fit one or more of the descriptions