Somehow big ole Mr. fox managed to squish his big boned fuzzy arse into a small baby's navel. Who in return, now luges him around like some crusty old anchor. To this day, many of god's creations hate their guts. The trees. The ground. People, even animals! But hey, at least the seal is better than some washable tattoo. There's more to it, isn't there? Jinchuuriki!Sakura AU

Sakura tried to keep Naruto in line. The blond may have annoyed her to death, but he was still family! And now what does he do? Turn around and offer himself as a bargaining chip! "To promote world peace my butt." the pinkette commented drily. So she sets out with a plan to shut it down, only to open the gates of a hidden crisis.

One day, Neko no baka, Neko no baa's evil twin, broke into the Akatsuki base to d-block the sealing stone. Then she got killed by our weasel-chan and thus the kitty curse was born! Mix it with a cherry and what do you get? Pure chaos! AkaXSaku

She drank, they emerged. Oh the humanity! parings later, crack I suppose..

One fine afternoon, Tobi mindlessly discovers a tuna eating cat. Scratch that, a stray creature. Except this little kitty plots on ruining their lives with it's fluffy pink fur and kawaii green eyes. The same cat with hidden intentions that plans on blow up their base; and it's all his fault.. Oh wait, did we mention she's Naruto's team mate?