No TARDIS, no screwdriver, and no memory — on the plus side, an owl and a wand! May or may not be AU. "It's all in the mind, you know."

She woke up on Ilos as a series of 1s and 0s. An Artificial Intelligence. Mass Effect is the last place a brand new AI wants to be and this one used to be a person. Who knows this should all be a game. Now on Book Two: Rebirth.

Work in progress. "Search for the value of that which you seek, for alchemy already knows." Alchemy knew what Ed wanted when his fingertips touched that circle, but Ed did not yet understand how value differs from price, how equivalent differs from equal. The Gate calculates with one small difference, and Trisha Elric lives - but the cost may be too high for Ed to afford.

Stripped of his humanity, Logan became Weapon X. When the doctors were through; he was little more than a remote controlled beast guided by base instinct. In contrast, Harry became Weapon IX and was stripped of his human trappings. Care, love, and compassion were torn from him, creating a superb machine who kills without remorse. Is that all they will ever be? *Slash*

When Dean goes to sell his soul at the crossroads to bring Sam back, someone else steps in to negotiate the deal. Cas did get a sign and it sent him off into the past to change things. AU from The Man Who Would be King and All Hell Breaks Loose.

POLL RESULT; PROFILE Harry thought he would die; had anticipated it, even. So now what will he do in this new world, one without magic? Not to say that there isn't power lurking here... With snakes calling him 'Lord', and everyone else saying 'Abomination', is it any surprise that he's not going to have an easy time settling down? HP AU. Eventual Naruto AU. Slow paced. Dark Themes.

All Desmond wants is to be free and all Altair desires is that missing piece of himself. The ties that bind are not so easily broken and finding peace is not without some sacrifice. Yet, somehow... they make it work. Slash. Somewhat follows the games.

Gen. "While on the run, Bruce meets a young man who speaks to the moon. He's probably not quite the sanest friend Bruce could have made, but, well...beggers can't be choosers."

A Second Season AU in which a very different Kurt returns to McKinley after a summer abroad. New Directions is thrown by this calm, confident, and happy Kurt, and his new attitude threatens his relationships with some of his closest friends. Surprise crossover after chapter ten.

"Who'd have guessed that the NFL's most recent MVP would become a dancing queen? No one, I'll tell you that. I don't understand it. He works so hard in a respectable sport to… what, frolic around like a fairy with that flowery excuse of a man that he's probably having an affair with? I mean, it's a mess. It's a trashy mess," said the reporter. This is the story of that trashy mess.

Emmett is straight, honestly, but Riley isn't. And Riley looks confusingly pretty in the corset that he's wearing for a bet. Kinky oneshot, now extended - because these boys are too much fun to leave alone and some plot snuck in when I wasn't looking. AH.

In one world, an old man's life ends. In another, a foolish wizard performs a ritual and calls upon the Master of Death. And in both, there is a sound-a sound like an oncoming train. To the well-organized mind, death is but the next great adventure.

Dean would do anything to make his father happy. And so he would play the role of the dutiful wife, play the role of the late Mary Winchester, all to keep his family together.

AU. So that fateful night Alistair died at the hand of Sam, right? Wrong. And then everybody simply went on their merry way to the Apocalypse, right? Wrong. And Uriel was nothing more than a deceptive, untrustworthy traitor, right? Right.

For four and a half years, Mary Winchester told her son as she tucked him into bed "Angels are watching over you." Really, it was just one.

After the Forest of Death, Sakura comes to realize that being weak is no longer an option. However, she finds that change is sometimes painful and that truth doesn't always come easy. Luckily, she'll have some help along the way.

AU! When Reid quits the BAU shortly after Elle resigns, Hotch struggles to keep his marriage and new team together. The only things that get Hotch through the day are letters from Reid as the former agent travels the US. With two cold cases haunting the team and the murder of Gideon's longtime friend, Hotch reaches his breaking point and contacts Reid. PLEASE READ WARNINGS

Ianto's records—the ones Toshiko would have pulled when Jack asked her for a background check—show that he was a junior researcher assigned to a low-level science team. That's not entirely correct, but then, Mainframe always protects her own.

You've been inserted into the body of someone in Konoha. Do you become a Ninja; killing others and likely dying, or run and live? An OC-insert into one of the worst possible people in the Narutoverse – Hyūga Hinata. AU. No bashing or serious relationships. INDEFINITE HIATUS.

The Doctor loves surprises. Harry Potter is the only wizard with the Vortex in his blood. Someone gets implicated in intelligent design.

Demon!Dean/Leviathan!Castiel. Together they feed and fight their way through the USA. Until Dean finds himself trapped in a house full of hunters with no way out. Needles to say, Cas will not be happy.

Eric warns Jason about the dangers of abusing V. However, we all know he is just looking for an excuse to spank him. Warning: graphic slash, spanking, OOC, and AU.

A story about Sam and Mike, the two best sets of abs in New Directions. Now with grade A, M rated SMUT.

John is a simple man with a gorgeous wife and great kids. He has a solid business and a lucrative side occupation that appeals to his love of the military. He has one big problem, though. He's falling in love with someone else. Dean isn't a Winchester.

Starring UnSub SSA Dr. Spencer Reid, and featuring Reid as a serial killer.

When Alastair convinces Dean to make a rash decision, the outcome of the apocalypse could be completely transformed. The angels are lying, Sam is lying... it seems the only person Dean can trust is the demon himself. Set Mid-Season 4

Harry chose to move on rather than live, but landing in a world just as war-torn as his own wasn't his idea of an afterlife. But after meeting Malcolm Cousland, he's decided Ferelden isn't all bad. m!Cousland/Harry, Dragon Age/HP crossover, SLASH.

5.13 YoungJohn!Michael/Dean. Written for a prompt from sarahlizzie. Just because I think Young John and Dean are two very attractive people, and Michael should have had a little more than a heart to heart than he did with Dean. Wincest technically .

He knew, now, that there had never been any possibility of forgoing him. The moment he'd first laid eyes on him, he'd been undone. Largely UnSub POV, where Reid finds himself, yet again, in the clutches of a very bad man. Slash; no pairing.

AU: SLASH: How it started? One day Harry was in panic and the next delirium struck and there he was lying underneath a cruel-hearted Slytherin. He wasn't the most appealing but what was it that made Harry fall? Marcus Flint/Harry - COMPLETE -

AU, eventual HPDM slash, very Slytherin!Harry. Harry's twin Connor is the Boy Who Lived, and Harry is devoted to protecting him by making himself look ordinary. But certain people won't let Harry stay in the shadows... COMPLETE