bewarethepotato
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Joined 03-18-02, id: 186083, Profile Updated: 06-17-08
Author has written 1 story for Harry Potter.

General

In short:

I am an obsessive, 19-year-old, Christian, vegan South African.

In long:

i'm weird
i appreciate dark comedy
some would call me morbid
(and sometimes they would be right)
i love scars
i hate sport
bigotry
war
exclamation marks!!1!!1one!!one
the objectification of women
however, I do like shiny things
and pretty things
and black roses
and tim burton
i stay out of the sun
i am obsessed with theatre
and a firm believer in abstinence
i am 100 Christian
and trying to be as vegan as i can be
i don't drink
i have an unnatural obsession with sushi

one day I'm going to write for pixar
and change the world
and adopt kids
(and have my own blender)
eddie izzard is my comedic idol

i am not an angry person
(i just get grumpy when i drive)
i love people and animals and God and the earth
i believe in Jesus and hugs and vegan banana muffins

sometimes i listen to simple plan just for laughs
really, try it
(ignore the depressing thought that they're serious)
they're really funny

Christ is the centre of my world
my life
my love
my saviour
what more can I say?


Fanfiction

After 4 FF-free years, I'm back in the game. Oh yes.

Yes, everything's as if we never said goodbye.

For anyone who's still wondering after 4 years, Top Secret is never going to be finished. Unless, on a whim, I find myself with the urge to write the last few chapters. My writing style, my interests and my, well, everything, have all changed so much that I just don't think I could do anything with it without completely rewriting it. That said, I have a certain attachment to it that makes me reluctant to take it down. Check it out for a laugh if you want.

I'm busy working on a fic tentatively titled The Moves Intended. I'll post it once I have enough to deem it worthwhile!

My fandoms:

Chess is the only certain one at the moment.

I may or may not return to HP.

I may well get into Labyrinth.

Les Mis? Possibly.

Watch this space.

(Please don't literally watch this space. It won't really get you anywhere.)

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Endless Nights by tocks reviews
After a boring, dead-end case, Mulder unwinds in a local bar. But when the drinks go to his head, who'll be there to help him make it through the night in one piece?
X-Files - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,848 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 9 - Updated: 11/21/2003 - Published: 9/8/2003 - F. Mulder, D. Scully
Oliver Wood and the Heritage Curse by FlyGirlRhiannonRaaye reviews
Formerly known as just "Oliver Wood." Everyone's favorite quidditch captain, with the help of some other minor characters, solves a mystery that impacts several generations of Hogwarts families.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 8 - Words: 50,527 - Reviews: 350 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/3/2002 - Published: 11/25/2001
Secrets Kept by happythoughts reviews
The 5th year at Hogwarts for the trio. Ron and Hermione are being extremely stubborn and won't admit their feelings to each other. ::SIGH:: Follow them through troublesome, fun, and worrisome times. (H/G on the side) *Now Complete*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 36,042 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/4/2002 - Published: 2/6/2002 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Parvati's New Best Friend by Lipgloss Chicks reviews
Parvati and Lavender have gotten into a huge fight, and it looks like their friendship can't be saved. What will Parvati do? Duh-become best friends with Hermione!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,500 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/14/2001
Parvati, You Ditz! by The Hermione Granger Fan Club reviews
Ever wondered what it's like to be Padma Patil? Great? Lousy? You decide!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,897 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 4/24/2001 - Published: 4/8/2001
Top Secret reviews
Ginny Weasley and her best friend, Roberta Granger, Hermione's sister, hatch a brilliant plan, involving their very stubborn brother and sister...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,448 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/11/2003 - Published: 6/25/2002 - Ginny W., Hermione G.