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Joined 04-30-02, id: 207143
Author has written 4 stories for Harry Potter, and South Park.
Name: Emily
Age: 15
Date of Birth: June 29, 1989
Location: Earth
Hobbies: Drawing, Writing, Voice acting, watching cartoons, reading comics...
TV Shows: South Park, I Love the 90's
Books: The Harry Potter series
Comic Books: Johnny the Homicidal Maniac, I Feel Sick, Squee!, Gravitation
Movies: Titanic, The Nightmare Before Christmas, South Park: Bigger, Longer, & Un-cut
Foods: Chocolate, Chocolate ice cream, Chinese Food
Colours: Pink, Silver, and Black
Music: Placebo (BEST BAND EVER!), Mindless Self Indulgence, Nirvana
Fandoms: My only real fandoms would be Harry Potter and South Park. I love slash. Slash is good. My OTP for Harry Potter is most definitely Ron/Draco (although I'm also into Theodore/Draco), and for South Park... Kyle/Kenny is what I like most.
Idols: Jhonen Vasquez, Brian Molko, Trey Parker, J.K. Rowling, Jimmy Urine

For more information and crap, feel free to visit my LiveJournal (
and/or my Deviant Art site (

IMPORTANT NOTE TO READERS: I'm currently in the process of re-writing Chapter Three of Middle School Sucks (Ass), and then I'll re-write Bulimia. I've decided that Hogwarts: Funnier, Craizer, and Un-Cut doesn't strike my fancy anymore and is virtually impossible to put in prose format... so I scrapped it.

~Emily~

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Vargas by Zarla reviews
What if Johnny had not killed Edgar? How much of a difference does one person make?
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 311,629 - Reviews: 608 - Favs: 435 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 4/13/2015 - Published: 2/17/2003 - Edgar V., Johnny C.
Dib in Wonderland by Spectra reviews
When everyone's favorite paranormal investigator chases a certain bunny-suited alien down a rabbit hole, he ends up in a world of madness even MORE insane than... y'know, the usual amount he deals with. And for Dib, that's saying a lot. Something for everyone, as it includes just about every single 'Invader Zim' character there is, but this one's largely for the Dib fans. COMPLETE.
Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 25,721 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 11/8/2007 - Published: 12/8/2001 - Zim, Gir, Dib, Gaz - Complete
TV Light by Zarla reviews
Songfic to Arrow by Cheryl Wheeler. Feverish delusions late at night. NnyEdgar.
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,119 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/11/2004 - Johnny C., Edgar V. - Complete
The Prophecy of Absconditus by Page of Cups reviews
Absconditus collapsed in 372 A.D. For hundreds of years, history passed into legend. Now these visions haunt Ron Weasley's dreams. The past has a strange way of repeating itself. RWDM slash COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 132,581 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 3/23/2004 - Published: 1/10/2004 - Ron W., Draco M. - Complete
A Matter of Truth by Green2 reviews
Ron&Draco SLASH: Draco does what he thinks is right, Ron doesn't want to give up 'What Matters' Series part 3 of 3 added as third chapter
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,286 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/31/2003 - Published: 12/17/2003 - Ron W., Draco M.
The Chronicles of Lucius by Fyrie reviews
Throughout the CoS period, Lucius Malfoy keeps a dia... er... Chronicle of events. Last updated: 26th Sept. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 35,161 - Reviews: 442 - Favs: 505 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 9/26/2003 - Published: 12/12/2002 - Lucius M. - Complete
Boy by Fyrie reviews
A look at 6-year-old Draco Malfoy's life - in the style inspired by Jason Isaacs interpretation of Lucius Malfoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,562 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/7/2002 - Draco M.
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Fate is Inevitable reviews
Ron Weasley has always been in the shadows, but what happens when there's no one to stand in the shadows of? Sometimes things are just meant to happen... RD SLASH. CHAPTER TWO UPLOADED!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,815 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/8/2004 - Published: 7/26/2004 - Ron W., Draco M.
Real reviews
Nothing. I guess that’s what Draco Malfoy really was. A whole lot of nothing hidden behind a pretty face." Narrative on Draco Malfoy from Theodore Nott's POV. Rated R for mentions of sex and semi-graphic gory visuals.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,085 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/21/2004 - Draco M.
Middle School Sucks reviews
Every kid has a hard time in Middle School, and it's no different for Stan, Kyle, Kenny, and Cartman... Re-Written from script to novel format. Rated R for language.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,057 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/11/2004 - Published: 8/2/2004
Shades of Gray reviews
My interpretation of the scene JKR said would never make it into the books, between Draco and Theodore Nott in the garden. One-shot & Slash! TheodoreDraco
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,929 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/26/2004 - Draco M. - Complete