We're mad.
Stark, Raving, Mad.
But at least we're cool and that's all that matters... Right?

Are you mad?

The Red Queen: Ohaa! I am the adorably cute, amazingly pretty, strikingly talented... Um.. Yaoi loving, Red Queen! *awaits people to kiss her shoes*

The Mad Hatter: Hiyah... *waves* I'm the Mad Hatter... See! *points to hat* Top Hat! Mad Hatter! Ahahahaha..Um.. *blinkle* What were we talking about again?

Red Queen: ..I don't remember... Yaoi-ness!

Mad Hatter: Yaoi-ness! Subby-kun! Sei-chan! *squealies*

Red Queen: Taito! Taito! Taito! Oliver! Ma~arcus! Fred! George! In bed! Together! *blushes*

Mad Hatter: Remus! Sirius! Marauders! Tom! Ro-

Red Queen: Don't even think about touchin' mah boyz!

Mad Hatter: RON!

Red Queen: Pfft! XP

Mad Hatter: *cough* Anywho...

Red Queen: Right- we're here to bring you stories about many of our different loves...

Mad Hatter: Which Include...!

Harry Potter
Digimon
Tokyo Babylon -n- X!
Saiyuki (And we have watched it.. unlike some people...*cough*)
Angel Sanctuary
Kaine
Screw
Count Caine
Boys Next Door.. OK- I'm getting tired of typing these stories so anything Kaori Yuki...
Did we mention Harry Potter?
Yami no Matsuei
Hana Dori Yango
Animorphs!
And that's all we can think of right now because we're distracted by food...

Food... Nummy Good Food...

Right. You may go back to worshipping us. Now.
Or Else.

Or face the wrath of the Giant Umbrella and the Tennis Raquet of Doom, Death, and Destruction!